another friday night ausbot thread
my normie friend is out seeing some meme band so i'm spending the night watching yuru yuri and drinking rum, probably masturbate later if i can get in the mood
3804 here
I'm bored and depressed at home trying to get my mods on fallout 4 to work.
2229
right near cronulla
>only friend goes offline mid conversation because he can finally go hangout with his irl friends
>all I am to him is just someone to pass the time until the weekend where he can see his real friends
>the two skype groups I'm in are dead
>don't feel like playing any games
>have no anime to watch or manga to read
>no new music to listen to
>have alcohol to drink but don't feel like drinking
>not even 8pm and I'm considering going to bed
>seriously considering setting an alarm for about 2am, grabbing a belt, sneaking out so no one hears me, and going to a local park to suspension hang myself from a tree
Only 12 more months until i get my license back.
s/m/h
>>24732000
checked
>tfw my sleep pattern is fucked and i can't get to sleep till around 6am and sleep almost all day
i find going for a ride on my bike late at night is a good way to pass the time as there is nobody else around and it gives me time to just relax and think about life. you should try it anon
7250 here, thinking of moving to Sydney in January, would love to meet some robots and maybe make some real friends that won't abandon me like my normie friends did.
>>24732110
I wish I had a bike to ride, I think that would help a lot with the unbearable paranoia I get when going out alone at night.
4217 here
gonna spend the night playing ps4 and watching naruto.
just kill me
>>24732110
i cant even get motivated to ride my bike during the day let alone doing it at night where i could get fucking run over by a car.
the funny thing i use to love riding my bike when i was younger. every day to school and back.
>>24732177
what games you gonna play my familia?
>tfw the last few years i've been struggling to maintain my interest in gaming despite doing it my entire life
>>24732212
probably just cause 3 and rocket league. maybe fallout 4. i find i lose interest too, i change games every few days and have probably 30ish games that are half finished because i just lose interest.
>>24732134
I guess I should post an email, [email protected]
Anyone heading to fortitude valley tonight? I'm doing research with my friend for uni. We get to survey and breathalyze drunk people.
HAWTHORN
DRINKING GOON AND DOING WORK FOR A CRAPPY JOB THAT I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN PAID FOR YET
>crigey m8 i have gf and go 2 uni but im still robutt xD
>>24731827
Same here, rum and masturbate
2220 reppin
>haha me mates are at a party and im at home watching anime!! lulz am I a robot?
3057 cunts
>>24732309
>>24732370
I now understand where the aussie shitposter stereotype comes from
>>24732394
Were you fuckin dropped ye ole head as a baby or did ya mum feed ya to the dingos
>>24732183
only if you go out during normie hours
there's no cars on the road at 3am where i life
>>24732289
sounds normie as fuck tbqh, you sure you didn't get lost while trying to find reddit?
>>24732426
Lol you got him my fellow robot!
LMS status if your a robot
Ignore if your a normie REEEEEEEEEEEE
XD
>>24732437
>>24732413
>>24732370
>>24732309
can you fuck off already, life is depressing enough without assholes invading the only safe haven we have
>>24732469
just filter him
>>24732469
>c-crikey me depressed fella, i go to uni and have a gf, hand me da rum bruv kms xD
>>24732475
Oh shit you got me
Everyone I see on the street seems to have a gf walking next to them, even the uggo manlets.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>>24732521
>im a robot I dont have a gf!!!
>oh let me go out for a lil stroll on the streets, got to stay fit :)
>>24732539
I bet you're not half the degenerate you pretend to be. Get a better hobby
>>24732416
still neurotic enough to worry that i might somehow get shanked either way.
>>24732521
Yeah, it's almost like what r9k says about relationships does not accurately reflect real life.
>>24732539
I go out once a week to stock up on a weeks worth of mi goreng and cheap cola from the Asian grocery store.
>>24732426
Sorry I don't fit the stereotype for a robot But it pays quite well and my friend and I can talk shit all night with each other (who is a lesbian grill)
Sup mates! I'm renting Mockingly Part 1 off iTunes and watching it in bed with the GF with some wine.
Hope everyone else is having a good night in too!
>>24732584
But how are they doing it if they're ugly boring mouthbreathers with pleb jobs?
>>24732467
Liked and subbed :)
>>24732521
i fucking hate normies so much, they can't handle being alone for anything they always have to have someone around them
i bet your average normie would break if they were forced into our living condition for only a week
3156
>got many great friends from church that own a rent house together
>am 20 with no chance of getting a job
>sometimes go to their house and wish i can stay forever'
>lots of cute girls come over 1 is south african tall blonde and 9/10 wants a chrsitan man to date
>to pathetic to get to her standards
>>24731827
4109, similar plans except watched YrYr recently and all the current season, so Hidamari instead.
>>24732236
3156 here same
play rocket league, civ 5 and dota
>>24731827
anyone around 5000 keen to smoke bongs and shit talk?
what's the appeal in live music? that soundwave is coming up and all i ever hear normies talk about is that shit fest
>tfw start work at 7am tomorrow
anyone know this feel
ADD ME ON STEAM FELLOW AUS ANONS PLZ IM SO LONELY
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026546547/
>>24731827
>rum
>not rum raisin
>>24733179
not kraken rum
https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_724737/the-kraken-spiced-rum-700ml.jsp;jsessionid=1F4A816758DE95FB6E7E532C75DE8BA6.ncdlmorasp1305?bmUID=kYJV5Fh
I took too many stims at once and now I really need you guys to recommend a good anime for this
>>24733172
Should get a more unqiue name
>>24733229
what kinda anime you lookin for family
>>24733231
NO DESU
>>24731937
>cronulla
...fuck, any other robots wanna organize a fishing night? just to chill and have a few drinks? away from people and stuff
>>24733140
>tfw kids wake you up at 6.30 whinging for food
>>24733290
how old are they
>>24733296
2&4
Start fighting by 6.50
Whinging for iPad by 7.20
Tired already by 9.00
Dont nap until 2.00pm
>>24733123
i wish soundwave wasn't shit now. it used to be fairly decent.
>>24733238
I don't really know, probably nothing deep, maybe a slice of life with cute girls or something
>>24733208
Outta 10?>>24733208
Apparently muted for not original
>>24733123
good chance of rooting a drunk/passed out skank
>>24733348
K-on and Nichijou are everyone's entry to the genre for good reason.
Nichijou is a lot of straight-faced absurdist humor, so westerners don't get bored.
>>24733348
can't beat k-on for cute girls doing cute things
apart from that, I really liked Kokoro Connect, Strike Witches, Softenni, and Sora no Woto
3350
please
somebody
>>24733348
non non biyori is a must, it is ultimate comfy
>>24733307
Yeah I look after my niece a few times a month, they get real tired despite not doing much
>>24733540
When they aren't tired they good fun though
3140 here, wish I didn't have to work tomorrow. Oh well.
>>24731827
2251 here
Was drinking rum earlier this afternoon after work. Got some Panafen caplets cause I thought it was that time of the year again, did a cold water extraction, got a buzz off that. Continued to drink, got some pizza, now I feel kinda sick.
Out of weed too that sucks as well.
>>24732603
>Buying mi goreng, you fucking degenerate
>I buy 30 packs of chicken noodles 12$
>Roasted chilli flakes
>Soysause
> black pepper
I am literally the noodle king.
2518 reporting
>Going to hang out at friends house tomorrow to steal his internet and download anime
>sunday is workout day
>Hayfever like a mother fucker but im happy senpai
Radelalaide meet-up at stereos tomorrow lads.
I'll be wearing my wojack beater.
>>24733760
lmfao pingers
>>24733671
Whats with ausbots and drinking rum?
>>24733754
You want insta-noodles? Go to the Japanese grocery store in Crows next. Japanese noodle bowls are 10x nicer than Mi-goreng, and that's saying a lot cause Mi-goreng is quite good.
>>24733864
what brand? I usually buy shin-raymun but they're pretty expensive compared to mi-goreng
>tfw keep meaning to shave and stuff at night but always fap first and then just fall asleep exhausted
>>24733883
Maru-Chan fried noodle are my favorite
But any Soba style noodles are delicious
http://www.umeya.com.au/shop/default.php?cPath=2
who /stereosonic melbourne/ here?
>tfw m8 i was going with got hospitalized and i'll have to go solo
well at least i have my molly (aka chad potion)
2611
canberra warehouse rave saturday night. Shit's gonna be cash.
>>24733961
why are all the australians on this board fucking normies?
i bet you aren't even a virgin you fucking loser
>>24734149
im an ausfag and im a kissless virgin so yeah. i guess you can suck my limp cock
>>24733793
Why wouldn't ya?! Ever heard of dark and stormy mate? Lol
29/m/2137
looking for a girl to cuddle and play video games with
>>24734249
Bundy reds m8! I got an open can on my desk that I haven't touched and I opened it about 2 hours ago.
Lucky it's still kinda cold
>>24733793
dunno. i don't really like rum taste, it's has a wierd taste that i don't like unlike beer which has a weird taste but i still find good
drinking craft beer here. tastes average, not bad but not excellent, goes down smooth cold (which people say not to drink beer cold because it dulls flavour or something)... but it's pretty cheap for high percent beer in 6 pack
>>24733864
like other anon said some those insant noodle are expensive as fuck
i live on insant noodles too. i just get migoreng but get the differnet packets everytime i go so switch between barbecue, satay, beef ribs and hot&spicy/original (both pretty much same).
i never bought other ones because they're way too expensive compared to 3 dollars for 5 packets of migoreng
i usually add cheese and stuff... i used to put in carrots/tomato and then cook toast and put noodles inbetween piece of toast plus lettuce/cheese too but having had effort to do
>>24734259
Pretty much this, I would give my one of my nuts just for a cuddle...
>>24734149
it's just fridays and saturdays, anon. Every good ausbot knows to avoid austhreads before 4am on fridays and saturdays, because they're just filled with disgusting normies.
>>24732307
Finally found another hawthorn anon
>>24731827
Any ausbots wanna come with me to Kurdistan and join the Kurds to fight IS? It's not like we're doing much anyway. May as well do something significant, and if we die, we go out in style.
>>24734436
as tempting as it sounds my anime backlog is way too big for me to go getting myself killed any time soon
>tfw no ausbot to cuddle, play games with, andsuck dry
>>24734400
Sup d00ds i'm in richmondo
>>24734588
abbotsford here, hi neighbour
>>24734572
l o c a t i o n100% not where I live
>>24734648
it probably doesn't matter, sincepenis anyway
>>24734662
Well I mean I wouldn't have been asking if I didn't already assume you were a boy.
>>24734670
sure, people are normally silly like that anyway. Melbfag here.
>>24734684
>Melbfag
Different state. ;____;
>>24734400
ayyyyyyyyy lmao glenferrie wasup
>>24734689
always the way anon, one day i'll find a qtboy who happens to be from around here, hopefully you will too
>>24734684
I-I'll take you up on that offer anon
>>24734703
o-oh my...postcode? age and stuff?
>>24734703
>>24734735
mass faggotree going down
as usual
>>24734745
>caring about faggotry when the only other thing going on in the thread is talking about how people are doing stuff with friends on the weekend
>>24734752
i-it's okay anon, he just wants to join our circlejerk
Any of you lads hate summer/spring?
I've always been a winter/autumn person, because its compatible with my cult like personality, and a I'm cold hearted third world immigrant (Ethiopian) anyway; which is why Melbourne suits, anyone like this very well.
>>24734848
NIGGER
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G
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FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>24734848
I hate summer/spring just because its so much easier to deal with cold than hot. Cold is just pain, I can deal with that, but when its too hot my body stop co-operating at some point, which isn't so easy to deal with.
Gonna go smoke weed with my friend one he knocks off (woolies night fill)
>tfw tired and anxious
He's shouting cones so whatever
>>24734884
Once*
Fucks sake filter fucking gook moot cunt
>>24734848
Although i much prefer warm weather to cold weather when it comes to just experiencing the temperature, the cold is a lot more convenient for doing the things I want to do.
In winter campgrounds are normally empty so I can camp on peace and I can wear a greater variety of clothes.
3000 pulling a shitty night shift on Flinders Lane
>>24734848
summer is for normie cunts who hang out with friends and do shit like going to the beach
winter is perfect because i can just wrap a blanket around me and sit at the computer all night drinking warm milo
>>24733961
Ayy, I'm going to /stereosonic brisbane/ on Sunday, look forward to it! Bit of a shame, because most of my friends don't really like that kind of music, but I got one or two who do.
>>24735104
why do you come on this board if you have no trouble being a socializing normie?
>>24735138
The /b/ one was a bit shit, and I visited /r9k/ back at the start of the year, used to not be a normie.
>>24731827
Americanbro here: What is it with Aussies that come here why do they think all American females are "nice". And friendly?
>>24735242
none of us think that
>>24733464
Hey, I'm here. Hang in there buddy.
>>24735427
some of the ones I met think so; maybe because they don't say cunt every two minutes
>>24735533
they're just soft faggots
anyone got any experience with brothels?
>>24735566
So is it true I heard girls in Melbourne won't even talk to you? About the Chinese and asians - Their isn't race-mixing between them and Wf right? Because that would be disgrace.
is dead thread dead?
>>24735919
May as well be. This guy is the only real ausbot
>>24735938
what a fucking legend, i bet i could easily beat his score though with the same gear he used, south bank on new years eve is tens of thousands of cunts packed in shoulder to shoulder. you literally couldn't miss, every round would strike someone
