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>tfw my mustache doesn't connect to my beard

RRRRRRHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Mine does since a few months now if i let it grow enough

Feels nordic man, blessed be those scandinavian neanderthalensis genes of mine
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>>24731345
>>24731128
I thought every man's beard did this. Upwards of 75% of the guys at my job have at least some level of beard and theirs all do this, mine does the shit out of this. The silliest one I know can grow a beard everywhere except right on the front of his chin.

Sucks OP. How does it look as-is?
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Mine doesn't either and I turned 20 today. It doesn't grow in the middle of my upper lip either.
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i can't even grow a beard why are you complaining fag
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this is basically how mine grows if i don't trim neat lines

sucks, I'm white but it's like I have middle eastern beard genetics
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>>24731345
Post beard
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>>24731128

21 and still doesn't connect. Frustratingly close tho, there's just like an inch of space that needs hair. Although what's worse is that my facial hair doesn't grow as densely or have as good coverage on the right side of my face compared to the left.
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>growing a beard in the first place

For what purpose?
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>tfw my mustache is asymmetrical when connecting to my beard
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>>24732120
>implying mullets arent fucking GOAT
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>>24732120
I predict shaved heads and goatees without upper lip hair or cheek hair to be the new trend in the next few years. You'll see.
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>>24733786
nah man, it's gotta be rad af sideburns

we /civilwar/ now
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At least you have enough facial hair for it to be considered a mustache or beard.

I'm fucking 20 and have the facial hair of a 14 year old. The only thing I ever get are thick sideburns, and those honestly look like dogshit so I shave them off everytime
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>>24734220
mexifag here (half native)
I know your pain

I have a wispy af mustache and really patchy sideburns, with some hair under chin.

I will never be able to hide my weak jawline.

Life is suffering.
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>>24733786
>shaved heads

Please let this happen. I can then hide my thinning hair for a while more then without being associated with cancer patients.
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i'm 22 and have been growing my facial hair for about a year now. ive trimmed it about 4 times. i'm not sure exatcly when the connectors came in, but they are definitely here now. don't give up hope, OP, and dont shave for a long ass time. all beards look like shit at their inception, it's the people that don't give up at that stage that grow nice full beards.
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>>24731128
beards are fucking disgusting anyway.
I'd rather be a woman so I don't have ugly hair growing out of my face tbqh familia.

fuck being male.
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>>24732120
beards have always been fashionable, mustaches have not
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>>24732074
>>24734220

had the same shit as >>24731403 up until the age of 22

eat zinc niggers, i went from shitty growth to viking woodchopper tier in less than a half a year.
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>>24734633
ummm but le manliness dude??? lol grow a beard and you'll be manly bro!!!

do you shave you're vaggnea too? ;-)
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>>24734633
disgusting baka, an hero asap
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>>24734690
yeah, that's exactly the reaction one can expect from some try-hard hardass in a place like /v/ for example.

>>24734701
like clockwork
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my facial hair is really inconsistent

some pubes above my lips, dense hair on my chin, bald spot where my neckbeard should be, pubes on my jaw, not much hair on my actual face
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>thick beard growth everywhere else except my upper lip

JUST
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>mfw neckbeard and long greasy unkempt hair frame my fat face perfectly to make me look a lot less fat than I actually am.
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>>24734778
I agree with the other poster saying he'd rather be a woman btw, pic related
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>>24731128
>tfw my neckbeard facial hair on the left is thicker than the right side of my face

Who uneven thickness here?
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>>24731381
Guess I'm silly-tier beard. Except, my goatee will just grow and droop. I look like a warlord, so it's pretty dope Pham.
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>>24734811
>this is what fat fucks actually believe

enjoy living in delusion
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>>24731128
>tfw this and I have bald spots on my right cheek
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>tfw too lazy to shave
>tfw I look like a fucking bum
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Fuck off ya cheeky cunt, I'll never be able to grow facial hair and always have a baby face. Cursed genes
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>>24735576
What about no facial hair, baby face and balding
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>tfw barely had any facial hair until 23
>tfw 25 and full beard
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>>24735670
i can only dream then
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