In a college dorm, bored as fuck in the middle of the night. Taking the first three dubs to do random shit around my dorm. OP will deliver.
Go mischief mode and ruin their life
Piss in the hallway
is there overhead lighting? take out the bulb
shit in a cup and leave it outside someones door
School shooting. Columbine style.
>>24730702
Take a shit (or place your poop) in a common area and take a picture with timestamp.
If you can't poop, leave a cup of peepee.
>>24730702
Is 23/24 too old to come live on a dorm if I have 2 years credits already
Also cum in vending machine coin return
>>24730702
smear shit in the shape of swastika on wall, post results
>>24730769
Reroll.
>poopoopeepeeblox
>>24730772
Pretty sure there is housing for older students
Leave a robot-tier love letter on a girls door.
>>24730822
Winrar. Typed or handwritten?
>>24730830
Hand written. If dubs, pee on it or rub some poo on it.
>>24730702
Get comfy. Get sleep.
>>24730822
Make sure to have the cheesiest puns you can think of
Take a shit and leave it in the hallway
spill something very sticky in the hall
>>24730888
do it thrice faggot
>>24730888
Winrar. Any preference?
Print off a picture of Emma Watson, cum on it, and slide it underneath someone's door. If no printer, use paper and draw Emma.
>>24730905
full can of non-diet soda. bright color preferred
>>24730905
also post pic
Show photographic evidence of you tearing up any liberal propaganda posters around the campus (gay stuff, refugees, etc.)
Pull fire alarm
Here's the letter. It's okay.
Write "we hate race mixing" on a public wall.
Get a girls number
>>24730963
kek nice
if dubs, go back and tape some pubes to it
Draw a swastika somewhere.
>>24730963
Nigga do you go to Alma? I recognize that numberplate.
>>24730806
That's depressing don't want
>>24731009
Nope. Here's the soda. Cost me $2. Fuck.
break a window
>>24731040
oh shit... on carpet too.
Chew deodorant
put your underwear under 314's door
take a poop on top of a toilet lid and leave it there.
kill the normies
Piss into a sock and leave it on someones door knob.
>>24731040
>paying $2 dollars for kickstart
>here at my school, it only cost 99 cents
>its not even worth that much
walk around naked until you find someone and then bend over and clench and declench your anus while spreading your ass cheeks in front of them
do it or you're a pussy
>>24730702
Clean up the messes you've made, do your dishes if you have any, and work on improving yourself as a roommate.
>>24731254
>sex offender list or youre a pussy
>>24731184
roll
>>24731344
do it faget!
>>24731356
I have my own personal toilet so I'd have to clean that shit
>>24731344
Ill give you a second request
>>24731366
fine
do >>24730906 but tape it up somewhere instead
Tear a hole in the wall going around the whole room
take a shit under somebody's bed
>>24731444
Nice trips desu
>>24731391
Thanks for choosing my suggestion.
OP, I hope you haven't fapped in a while.
Take a shit in the shower.
>>24730963
bretty gud
if dubs find some item of food that stinks when it spoils and hide it somewhere where people are not likely to find it
>>24731040
You are pretty entertaining desu OP.
reroll for >>24732112
is OP dead?
are we really getting gypped out of the third delivery?
>>24730702
steal food from fridge
