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How do you scare a normie in the wild? What's some tactics
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How do you scare a normie in the wild?

What's some tactics you guys use?

Sometimes I literally just be myself.
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>>24730346
>shit in pants
>remove pants
>throw soiled undergarments at normies while screeching and puffing my cheeks in display of dominance

>tfw normies are so scared they call the cops
>tfw I am alpha supreme
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>>24730502

are there more subtle ways of outsmarting a normie, almost like treating them like a retarded stepchild?
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>>24730346
>just be myself
I can say it works. I was told by people multiple times they are afraid of me because I'm far from normal. I don't mean spilling spaghetti everywhere I'm just distant from the normal life. I never drank any alcohol (OMG), never had sex and don't want to (a-are you a p-pedo?) etc
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>>24730574
you can try to act like an annoying know-it-all, but you'll just end up looking like an angsty autist.
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>>24730346
>how do you scare a normie in the wild?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dyP4LDMLG4
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>>24730574
>outsmarting
>treating them like a retarded stepchild

Well, I do that sometimes too, it's simple:
>shit in pants
>remove pants
>throw soiled undergarments at normies while screeching and puffing my cheeks in display of dominance
>turn around and spray diahrrea out of my ass into their faces while screaming "YOU'RE ADOPTED AND RETARDED"
I treat them just like my own retarded stepchildren. Hopefully I'll be able to help them overcome their mental challenges, and my kids will be able to join society as functional adults despite their handicaps.
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>>24730346
I like to veer onto the pavement sometimes when driving.
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Do you want to know?

Just be yourself.
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