Boyfriend probs
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Hey robots I need some advice about something that happened with my boyfriend.
Here's the backstory: I spent the night at my boyfriends house last night like I usually do. But this morning in bed something really weird happened.
>I woke up, and thought my bf was still asleep
>so I let out this little fart, because my gas is never bad
>then he moved
>so I acted like I was still asleep so I wouldn't have to act embarrassed
>he goes under the covers
>puts his head near my butt
>and I can hear him sniff
>after that he came back up and got back beside me
>his penis was rock hard, which honestly excited me a little
>but it was still really weird
I need help and am so confused. What should I do?
what's sad about this is robots will believe this to be real without any proof and eat it up like the kucks they are
sage
>>24730252
If you got excited, then what's the problem?
I think he might be gay tbqh senpai
>>24730252
Start being a little rude about it. If it's nighttime and in the dark, say, "did you hear that?"
And while he's listening, blast one out as loud as you can.
He'll love it.
>>24730252
If that's you in the picture, we can talk.
>>24730252
Here is your reply gozaruyo desu
>>24730665
what kind of stupid are you
>when your boyfriend spoons you and you fart on his dick
>>24730784
hnrnnggh
