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What's the edgiest thing you are capable of?
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What's the edgiest thing you are capable of?
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Drinking OJ right after brushing my teeth.
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>>24727794

Reese peanut butter spread to the EDGE of the bread.

with chocolate milk.

So fuck you, you stupid fucking cunts. I'll kick ya.
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I vape at the movies
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Killing someone. Everyone can do that.

>Inb4 hurr I can't/would never do that

You are CAPABLE of pulling the trigger of a gun. Whether or not you actually do it, you are able to do so.
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I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.

I block the robot because it was a stupid goddamned decision to bring it back.
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Apakalypse!
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>>24727794
reading j.d salinger in public.
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use the same tooth brush for a year
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>>24727842

Killing a guy ain't no big deal

Just pull the trigger and POW!

You often hear about military soldiers who get psychologically messed up from murdering but I could do it without batting an eyelash
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>>24729305

To expand on that, I'm not really a psychopath and I would never kill anyone.

It just wouldn't upset me at all if I had to do it.

It really comes from the fact that I do not believe in God and being awakened to the fact that all of life is just a meaningless bio-chemical reaction.
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not breed
not have friends
not have a girlfriend

these are pretty edgy even though they are involuntary in my case

tfw no cute little paruru gf
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I used to cut myself as a teenager
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>>24729305
>My name is Eugene and I do not have emotions, atheism is my sword and intellect is my bow. Fear me.
ok dude
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fuck man that screenshot.

my mind was blown when i watched this for the first time.. sephiroth was such a beast.
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>>24729670

>cutting yourself

that's that shit normies do to get attention from their friends, girlfriends and family. It doesn't relieve the pain as they like to say.
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>>24729729
I did it because I got off on it
Even today the idea still gives me a stiffy but I don't do it
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Be a transgendered civil rights leader for woman.
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printing out anti abortion pics from here and other offensive baitworthy shit and mass distributing and taping flyers in normie places where normies congregate. just for the lulz not like they actually think anyways.
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>>24729744

how does hurting yourself relieve the pain? that makes no logical sense. we wouldn't need pain killers if this were the case. people who cut themselves do that shit for no reason other to get attention.
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>>24729909

other than to get attention*
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>>24729909
Endorphin's exist.
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>>24729909
No, I said I did it because it turns me on
I would do it while I was fapping and a few times during sex
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>>24729939


endorphins are worthless. I never felt pain-relief after getting hurt.
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>>24729909
When people self-injure, e.g., cut themselves with razors, the brain immediately stops repeating painful thoughts, such as, "I am worthless and unlovable", and releases a flood of soothing endorphins.

http://www.livescience.com/11043-teens-hurt-science-injury.html
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>>24730066


>the brain immediately stops repeating painful thoughts, such as, "I am worthless and unlovable", and releases a flood of soothing endorphins.

bullshit. There's a lot of speculation and shit on those science websites. where is the evidence for this shit?
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>>24729729
The endorphins calm bad feels
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>stole candy cigarettes once
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i wrote a paper rationalizing ISIS terror attacks and the ethics of war
>got 92.5%
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>>24727794
Id have no problem killing millions for the sake of it, even more so for material gain
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impotently making fun of normies and jerking it to some lewd, lewd hentai
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>>24730391

lole u tk hm 2 da bar|?
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>>24730285

I don't think scratching my leg is going to fix my bad feels. It will just leave a mark on my leg and make me even more self-conscious.
I think escapism ie reclusion and staying on the internet 24/7 works well. you basically avoid stress, and being around fucktarded people when you do that. most of my stress tends to come from social interaction.
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I want to feed a human fetus to pigs and serve the bacon to schoolchildren while they watch scat porn.

Idk seems edgy to me
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>>24727838
same.
I also vape in airport terminals and retail stores.
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>>24727794
I skewered a sleeping stray kitten in the backyard with a sword. Just to hear it cry out in pain. Then buried it.
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>>24727794
Denying my true emotions.
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smoking way too much methamphetamine, followed by running around the neighborhood pretending to be PMC, calling emergency services, saying there are crackhead gangs about to jump me, all while wearing full camo gear with a large knife in sheath strapped to my leg.

Police found me hiding in a childcare center a few streets from my house. Off to the psychiatric wing I went.
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Im a diagnosed arsonist.
Once in a while, usually a month, i go out and burn something that i think it would burn beautifully.
I try to keep it low, and its usually just big trees, or mountains of piled wood on the beach.

Some years ago, before I started therapy, i used to burn living things. Usually stray cats, i burned a whole pig once. They dont smell like bacon.
I found a dead homeless man inside the little room where banks keep the 24/7 ATM, he had hung himself. I burned him aswell.

I am glad i did therapy.
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>>24730962
>>24730703
jesus christ whats wrong with this board.
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>>24727794
Taking a shit on the pope.
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>>24731573
why do normies say this

good and evil, right and wrong are an overarching part of our culture, entire religions are founded on it, philosophers ponder over what it means to be a good person, then normies wonder why they are bad people, then later spit in a homeless person's money pot and tell themselves "he deserves it because he's a creep, he should have just used his white male privilege", don't deny that you've never done anything like that, also kill yourself
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>>24731607
Literally no one does that you fucking nut
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>>24730962
Have you ever burned a building? What did the burning person smell like?
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>>24730962
How did you not get caught burning a person?
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I draw gore a lot. At times, I'm absolutely terrified of murder, being murdered, murdering, any of that. Then at other times it seems like the only thing that makes sense, and I want to see it, taste it, feel it on me, in me.

I also pee in the sink almost 100% of the time.
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>>24731626
back to leddit pls
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>>24731660
Like beef, but with a very distinc and really bad smell. Kinda like burning the pig, honestly.
It has some sort of metallic feel to it, but more sulfurous and sweet. 'Sweet' like old woman perfume kinda 'sweet'.
And obviously gasoline.

I have burned a small abandoned house, and i started a fire in a students residence of an friends ex-gf. This last one was out of spite, tho. Dude almost killed himself.

>>24731674
I dragged the corpse out, soaked it in gas on the pavement and started the fire. I watched it burn for 10 minutes before walking away.
It wasnt that interesting or pretty. Apparently noone cared enough to make a full article out of it on the local newspaper, and noone talked about it at my job, so i assume he had no connections at all.
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