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Homemade fleshlight thread. I feel like I have perfected my
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Homemade fleshlight thread.

I feel like I have perfected my design. Pic is not mine, pic is shit tier.
I use a cardboard tube some tequila came in, 4 garden variety sponges (2 on each side,) and 2 extra long latex gloves. 1 glove houses the sponges, I put a rubber band around it for extra tightness, the interior glove is obviously what I fuck.
I also put an air hole in the cardboard tube so air can escape without popping the gloves off.
The tube is pretty long so I stuffed it full of plastic bags so I don't have to worry about the sponges slipping too far in the tube.
All told materials cost me maybe 20 bucks not counting the tequila. And the best part is there's no cleanup like there would be with a fleshlight since I just toss the interior glove out.
How are your designs working out robots?
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>$20
just buy a fucking tenga
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>>24727656
>$20 to fuck the pringles guy
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>>24727656
I live with my grandparents so I'd be so embarrassed if they found it
I wanna make one tho
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I'm not going the homemade route, what is the best onahole that I can buy for $40 or under?
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I tried to fuck a banana the other day but it wasn't really thick enough to fuck without pushing all of the filling out, so in the end I was just kinda rubbing my cock against a banana skin. Eventually I got really frustrated because it wasn't as satisfying as I'd hoped so I tossed the skin against the wall in anger and just jerked off normally, feeling defeated.
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>>24727745
20 bucks for a lifetime of use.

24 bucks for 6 one and done shitty little eggs.
50+ bucks for some shitty plastic device you have to clean after every use.
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>>24727656
When I was young I tried making one. I tried using duct tape to create a rough pocket that would function like a vagina when lubed up. Then I discovered masturbation and there was no more need for it. But the duct tape did not work well anyway.
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>>24727656
I use a disposable protein cup they give you free samples in and a piece of foam bed roll that I cut off and rolled tight, its the length of the cup so it doesn't slide, I also use a hole for suction but only 1 glove. 2 is smart I should do that and I also never considered elastics.
Non scented baby oil for lube.
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>>24727768
Just keep it in pieces. Mine is completely modular. I have the tube that sits unassumingly on a shelf like decoration.
The glove with the sponges in it I just keep together for convenience but it takes maybe 5 minutes to get it set up from scratch.
Sponges are innocent enough kept in a bathroom. Same with latex gloves. I even use them for cleaning too.
And I just use lotion for lube.
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i thought of making one

when i was 12

just lower your standards and meet a fugly femanon with no self esteem
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>>24727851
I will fuck a girl I want to fuck or I wont fuck a girl. I see no benefit to fucking a troll when I could fuck my tube and watch amazing porn.
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>>24727775
I bought pic related recently, my first onahole and I'm very satisfied with it. It's a little longer than I expected though, you'd have to be 7-8+ inches to bottom out in it. Nice soft stretchy material, nice interior texture, and easy to invert and clean.

http://www.amazon.com/USA-SELLER-ToysHeart-R-20-Onahole/dp/B00B50BMRY
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>>24727954
I guess I just don't like the idea of buying something and hoping it fits well.

I've gone through like 5 homemade designs before I finally found one I liked. I'm concerned that I'd drop 50 bucks on a fuck sleeve and not like how it felt or how tight/loose it was.
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Let Jamal tell you how the nigs do it in prison
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n2pNn2LYGLw
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I paid $25 for this Mouth of Truth. You wasted both your time and money
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>>24728221
that looks super fun to clean.
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>>24728221
>abs teeth
>not pbt
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>>24728258
It's pretty easy. Maybe if you have fat sasauge fingers it's a challenge. Takes me a minute to rinse and dry it
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>>24728115
I mean you can read reviews and stuff, there are weebs out there with huge collections of them so it's not like it's a completely blind buy. Or you could start from cheap disposable $5 ones to get an idea of what you like. I have a job and stuff so I'm not really super picky about dropping $30 on a neat sex toy. I'm satisfied with what I got. It feels good, seems durable, and clean up is easy.
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>>24728278
Tell me more about why that shit ain't funny, flamboyant clown man.
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