Why do gross attention whoring trannies have friends and I don't? It's not fair.
because they are willing to get on their knees and have a dick shoved up the butt. We all know how pathetic and thirsty men are especially on this site.
>>24727537
Post steam faggot.
>>24727537
Please be my girlfriend i will do literally anything
>>24727564
no you post yours
>>24727566
will you rim me?
>>24727601
>wants a friend
>won't post steam
I'm outtie, lost your chance.
>>24727537
Are you a woman? It's because you're ugly
>>24727619
you're probably a gross frogposter anyway
>>24727601
Yes, I will eat that booty like groceries if that's what it takes
>>24727601
>will you rim me?
Yes please
Post some sort of contact info
>>24727641
>like groceries
not interested in a dirty nigger nevermind
>>24727641
>>24727655
>these desperados
>mfw
>be a gross attention whoring tranny
>tfw no friends
>>24727601
You say that like getting to rim you isn't a reward. >.>
>>24727655
>>24727744
do i get to rim you?
>>24727822
>do i get to rim you?
That would be nice, if you want
>>24727867
i would love that as long as your body is clean (sweat is fine)
>>24728173
I'm always very clean but I think I would feel embarrassed still. It would feel really nice thoughWould you peg me?
>>24727727
>be attention giving betamax
>tfw no friends
>>24728257
noi'll give you my penis
>>24727822
Yeah I encourage it, I always have good hygiene, but I'm more interested in servicing you, I'd love for you to sit on my face!
>Why do attention whores have friends?
Wow, I sure wonder
I came into this thread because of thick 2D and I am going to post some.
If it wasn't for that stupid machine this would be much easier, but now I must type words into this accursed box.
To answer OP's question, it's because they're just woman enough to fool your dick while not being as scary as normal women.
Look me dead in the eye and tell me you wouldn't cuddle right up next to her on a cold winter's night and use her as a pillow.
I have some things I need to print out, I'll probably do that in a few minutes.
>>24727537
Probably because some of them are good people, and you are not a good person.
I think I'm going to print those things out, watch Soviet cartoons, and go to bed. Hopefully somebody can post more soft 2D while I try to sleep.
>>24728344
Go on, anon! Tell me what else you want me to do.
>>24728931
What makes you think I am not a good person?
>>24727537
I take out my frustration by catfishing chads and talking shit to fatties, doing it right now, it's hilarious.
They don't have friends. Anyone who befriends a tranny just wants to fuck them, just like how guys befriend girls and just want to fuck.
>>24728724
>2D
>thick
the irony
Because I'm not gross. I work as a cashier and anywhere from 65 to to 700 people stroll through my lane every day.
I get called honey, darling, sweetheart, dear, sweety etc etc at least once a day, most it happened was 8 times. People smile genuinely when I smile at them and its a joy to interact with people imo
Some of them can probably tell but newflash to the virgins here we aren't abominations anymore than people without arms are so they really don't care.
Im a pretty shy person and ive gotten 2 close friends from cold approach and 3 (nearby) online
>>24728981
What I want to do to you, or what I want you to do to me?
I'd love to be your personal pleasure toy. Not in the boring submissive sense though. But I want you to get off using me. I'd get you off anytime anywhere.
I could even service you while you browse 4chan. You can sit in my face, grind into me and straight up abuse me. The more you try to treat it like it's nothing special, the harder I'll try to make to writhe in pleasure.
Although no promises on self control. I'll definitely want to get off too afterall. ;)
Its really not hard to find friends, just talk to other people who do things you like to do
>>24729019
>500 calories a day.
>Work out every day.
>IT DOESN'T WORK! I TRIED 12 TIMES!
>>24729019
>500 calories a day
the fuck lol wouldnt that be really unhealthy and bad?
>>24727564
Adding people from 4chan on anything is the worst idea ever
