ITT They just made a movie about your life. What is the opening scene of?
>Where?
>When?
>Any music playing? What song
Describe the scene in as much/little detail as you want
>two minutes of typing at a keyboard
>then, off-screen voice explaining,
>'The subject of the movie's only (admittedly) redeeming quality was his (admitted) concern for other people's time; representing this quality is this comment you're hearing, which concludes this movie. You can go home. Thank you.'
>>24727481
>my room
>evening? winter day? can't tell, the lights on though
>music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82KP7otdYJw
It would just be me doing whatever I usually do, realtime, eating noodles or playing vidya or shitposting or going off to have a wank.
It'd be more of a intermediary break type thing, like when shows say we'll be back shortly.
Child running around a playground next to a baseball field with a friend and an older friend. Pure euphoria getting chased around by the older friend. That friend would later go on to be in the NHL, i am posting on r9k.
Kids are running around on a playground, when they start rough housing.
One kid attempts to climb a wooden staircase onto the jungle gym, when another grabs hold of the railing and does a leaping kick to the first child's chest.
The child archs through the air, and lands with a thud on a patch of dirt. He groans, and rolls a bit, and begins to cry.
A friend of this kid comes and fetches him, and leads him over to a bench to have time to recover. A redheaded girl is sitting on this bench. The girl is his crush.
>hey <girl>, did you know anon likes you?
The boy is shocked by this betrayal, tears still in eyes, still winded from the fall, and can't formulate a thought, he stares at his sneakers. The girl grimaces, and begins to mumble reasons she couldn't like the main character.
No music, until the scene begins to fade out, then "Downtown" by Petula Clark starts to play.
It cuts to about a year ago, or so, and shows my current city. Various shots cycle through, to me hunched over in my computer chair.
>>24728113
I should also add, the movie would alternate back between my current life and my formative years.
Shows all the memorable moments from when I was growing up. Innocent at first, we were poor back then.Alot of dark/realshit off putting scenes to make viewer feel at unease. Something like moral orel.
It's sometimes in my point of view to put the viewer in my shoes and get perspective.
Am fat most my life. But don't really ever notice consciously until people mention it.
Have below average high school experience but still manage to fit in with some crowds.
Recent to now experience in college is filled with drug use, depression and immense introspection on myself.
I imagine the climax being driving in my car with depression having flashbacks of a much simpler innocent time of early childhood. Either that or how DXM nearly made me dropout and give up life. Much more turbulent episode I don't like remembering.
Flashbacks quickly show innocent/dark childhood moments, some happy teenage moments, times I got rejected and I guess other important moments.
After flashback zooms back to present shows my baggy eyes, hair loss and tired unhappy expression as I'm leaning my head on my hand while driving.
I can't count the number of times I've been depressed and just pulled through painfully.
Good amount of scenes where normies kick me while I'm down or their shallowness almost seems like a parody of their typical behavior.
I spent most my life staring at screens learning but I don't want that being a major part of the film.
Guess near end is getting over a recent depression and just moving on. Then showing a happy me I guess.
Also to wrap it up throughout the film show scenes of me watching conspiracy documentaries on YouTube or just browsing 4chins. At the end it's me just bogged down with schoolwork and almost giving up like now. I stopped calling my friends and I just stay on the computer I grew sick of malls.
Technology life feels separate from life experiences. That could be another movie itself. I like 4chan because no one understands and it's like home.
>>24728113
>>24728132
nice touch with Downtown. I like your style, I would also want my movie to alternate back and forth between old and young
Opening credits start off with black screen and "I There's An Answer" by The Beach Boys starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkdZlQcumKU
Then, in white lettering, it starts doing the "In Association with blah blah blah", "A blah blah blah film"
>title of movie comes up
>audience claps
>opening shots of city around los angeles/sfv where I grew up while casting credits play
>song gets softer and softer
>next shot is a side view of me sitting at my computer and the song is coming from the speakers
>I'm masterbating
>room is a mess, food wrappers everywhere, clothes everywhere
>over the shoulder shot of the porn I'm watching (girl getting tied up and fucked)
>reaction shot of me bored and disinterested and quietly singing along to the song
>phone starts ringing, friend wants to grab lunch
>"umm yeah ok, what'd you have in mind?"
>still unenthusiastically touching myself
>"yeah alright, umm do you wanna meet there at like 2?"
>"alrighty see ya soon" (silly voice)
>cum and let out soft moan
Scene.
>>24727481
me coming out of my moms vagina
>>24727481
It would be my chin. The entire 1 hour 30 minute movie would be a close-up of my chin. No music, no noise, just chin.
> wake up at 6am
> wagekek has to go work
> browse leddit for 30 mins
> go to work on the packed subway
> repeat for 2 years
> imagine 4 different ways to an hero
> never go through with it
