>chad roommates are throwing a party in our living room
These drunk bitches and music are too loud. I'm trying to play some Fallout 4 but these normies are ruining it for me. I think I smell tobacco smoke too.
Should I call the cops and bust their party? Theres definitely underage kids here and weed.
>>24727084
>Fallout 4
you're a normie your damn self
maybe you should finally kill yourself you kissless virgin faggot, people are trying to have a good time in there.
just put on some headphones and stop being a faggot, unless you want all your stuff to disappear/get broken
>>24727084
Do it op. This is the kind of person fucking up your night >>24727100
>>24727099
>>24727100
>>24727103
Cum guzzling sissybois with no cock or bolls spotted. Keep ridin the cock, girls.
>>24727084
Yeah, report them.
>>24727084
No let people have fun it isnt even 1 AM yet so you will look like a butthurt loser if you call the cops on them.
>>24727103
or go downstairs, eat/drink all their best booze and snacks, smoke a lot of their weed, say something racist/sexist (always offends normies and whores), and then return to your game. that's what I would do
>>24727129
*balls
unmute is original
>>24727084
What kind of degenerate music are they listening to?
Do it just because. They don't have to know it was you.
>>24727148
optimal solution right here OP
open up a shit jug to cover the smell of tobacco
>>24727084
Do it, op!
Snitching is robot duty
SHUT IT DOWN
>>24727215
nah, snitching is for old farts and parents. true robots go to the party and steal drugs from the normies
>>24727100
>>24727103
>>24727144
>>24727148
I could join them, but itd be very awkward since one of the chads and I recently had a serious fight and aren't talking (he's a psychopathic chad).
Also, honestly I wouldn't call the actual cops because I'm not that much of a dick, just security to shut them down. Why would I do this? Because /mischief/.
Its like you guys actually like normies or something.
>>24727144
Also, they wouldn't know. I did it before and nobody found out it was me.
>mfw one of my roommates told me the next day about how "one of the neighbors called security on us".
>>24727309
call security then.
>>24727309
hide a knife on your person or something, if he tries to start shit pull it out and make him leave. it's your place of residence, you have the right to defend it (or if you don't where you live, you should)
>>24727159
Fetty Wap and other top 40 shit.
I don't even hate it, its just normie as fuck.
OP, I would like to see a picture of the party please. I have no friends and would like to know what it feels like to even have people in my house.
>fallout 4
Try killing yourself
>>24727354
Lol I know you're just shitposting, but he wouldn't do that. It'd probably just be really awkward and he'd give me the cold shoulder. My other two roommates are still cool with me.
>>24727354
Are you retarded? They both live there you tripfaggot
Stinkbombs
I used to get by with just cutting the power though
>mfw normies didn't know the breaker was in my room
There are plenty of ways to get them OP
Remember they are infringing on your peace and life so its up to you to defend yourself
>>24727084
Go drink all their shit and have fun you pleb
>>24727372
My phone camera is cracked and fucked up so the pictures really blurry. Also,
>going downstairs just to whip out my phone and take a picture of normies having fun
Bad idea.
>>24727354
Stabbing someone in self defense is uncalled for unless its a serious threat so OP will be charged with assault.
>>24727309
Walk up behind that nigga and hit him in the back of his damn skull. He'll go right the fuck to sleep.
Not only that, no cops will be called because of the whole "underage" thing. You might even get your dick wet.
>>24727396
The fusebox is in the living room in plain sight. It would be extremely hard to pull off.
I'm open to other ideas as to how to cause mischief though. I'm going to act by midnight, so give them to me quick.
>>24727084
call the cops, beto
throw chad and whores on jail
>>24727415
if he's some muscular Chad, and OP has the strength of the average robot, he is a serious threat
>>24727452
Hes a roided out chad, but I'm also a pretty big guy who's been doing boxing and martial arts since early childhood and been in multiple street fights too. I'm not in the best shape of my life right now, but it'd probably be a pretty even fight at least.
Acting soon. Last chance for suggestions.
> i'm tall and not skinny/fat af
> i have friends
> i stand up for myself
OP get the fuck off you normal shit
>>24727603
>calling the cops anonymously on a party in your own living room is standing up for yourself
Lol what
>>24727600
I still think you should do >>24727148
>>24727663
But I have booze and snacks in my bedroom and I don't smoke weed anymore.
>>24727452
Stabbing people is uncalled for even if the person can kick your ass with no effort, unless the person is armed with a weapon expect to have charges pressed on you retard.
>>24727692
This.
Seriously, that roommate is an asshole who stole my meds from me and gets violently angry when I don't do exactly what he wants, but I'm still not going to kill him. I'm not that far gone.
>>24727692
explain how Zimmerman got off scot free then
>>24727653
>been in multiple street fights
>big guy
>does martial arts for several years
>been in multiple street fights
>>24727734
You know, I'm getting real sick of your shit tonight tripbitch Norwegian fucker.
Anyways, I'm about to make the call in a minute. Any requests before I do?
>>24727692
also, he probably wouldn't actually have to stab the Chad. usually, just pointing a weapon at someone is enough to make them shit their pants and run, as I know from dealing with Chad assholes in my house in the past
>>24727359
I don't even know what fetty wap is
>>24727741
Honestly, even though I'm an adult, I still have some problems standing up for myself, especially in verbal arguments and passive aggressive situations. I'm just too nice to people for my own good. I'm basically one of those autist fighters like GSP or Rory McDonald who knows how to fight but only does it when he has to and can't otherwise socialize with normies properly.
>>24727757
Steal the weed instead dude. Better than having pigs fuck up your house.
Shit one of my roommates went upstairs. He is within earshot of these paper thin walls. This might complicate things...
>>24727821
call the cops already faggot, do it or this is bait
>>24727764
Pulling a weapon is never good unless you plan to use it. Especially if you aren't trained and you are outnumbered
>>24727815
They'll probably just smoke inside the psycho chads bedroom. It would be hard to steal the weed. Nobody just leaves their weed lying out at a party.
Also, other roommate is going back downstairs. I can still do this. Doing it as soon as I know I can. Will update
>>24727734
Trayvon was trying to knockout game Zimmerman mistaking him for a white person and Zimmerman reacted in self defense.
>>24727764
It depends, they could just wait for you to put the knife down and charge you with attempted stabbing or procede to beat you up once your guard is down.
Also if there are any blacks in that party dont do anything because if black people get excited, pure chaos will happen.
>>24727852
>Nobody just leaves their weed lying out at a party
you've obviously never been to a Norcal party
>>24727847
how many would actually stand up for this guy though?
>>24727852
Whatever dude. I know I wouldn't want piggies digging around my house, but I'm /drug addict/
>>24727854
which is why you kick them out the door at knifepoint then barricade it. plus if he's doing illegal shit that OP knows about (and he probably is), he's unlikely to call the cops or press charges
>>24727890
>knife gets pulled
>grab knife
Lots of people default to fight response versus flight response. If you pull at a party, I'm guessing someone will try to disarm you.
>>24727938
Trying to stab someone will get charges pressed on you, you seriously need to think before acting you idiot. Who cares if the dudes are doing drugs stop being such a fucking snitch.
Just made the call. Shits going down senpai.
>>24727148
do this op it is your duty for us
>>24727938
He could still press charges and just neglect to mention the weed. Plus he'll definitely get kicked out by the other roommates.
>>24728002
Snitch, me and my bros would beat you up.
>>24728025
Good thing I told security I was a neighbor.
>>24728025
>me and my bros would beat you up
1. get over yourself
2. beating people up and having friends arent really /r9k things
Heard the car door slam. I know it was security. I'm getting hype.
>>24728075
just keep playing fallout 4 and pretend you know nothing
i am hype for u keep us updated
>>24728025
>waaaah i'm expressing my impotent rage
normies btfo
>>24728075
start making loud farting noises. TRUST ME.
>>24728056
Getting beaten up with bare hands is fine by me, I dont assault random people but I do get into bar fights alot.
>>24727084
>Should I call the cops and bust their party? Theres definitely underage kids here and weed.
Do it faggot.
>peeking out the window in anticipation
>see the security car
>peek out the window in anticipation
>some kid walks out
>looks staight up at me and walks back in
FUCK
The music has stopped, so security must have come through, but this could be bad
>>24728189
Nigga you fucked up good.
>>24728189
post pics fagtron
There's just a bunch of loud drunk girls downstairs right now, no music. Security definitely came through. I wish I could've seen it in person.
>>24728189
why did you look out I told you just to play your game and act chill
>>24728246
call again
>>24728189
Just say you heard a car and looked out. Nobody will think otherwise
>>24728240
I have none. My phone camera is busted anyway, but there was nothing from my view at the third story window to take a picture of.
That said, I hear people talking outside. Might still be the security officer.
>>24728246
You could walk down acting curious why the music stopped
>>24728268
I did that the last time I did this. I'll at least wait for them to put music on.
>>24728298
>implying that's not suspicious
>>24728298
he should outright admit calling the security with a smug face and bully normies
if he's a big guy he will be fine
>>24728345
Not big enough to take on 3 angry chads...
>>24728306
Be careful. They might send someone to listen at your door. The normies are vengeful fuckers.
>>24728189
>peeking out the window in anticipation
>spotted
Shit, son, you blew it. Should've stopped looking when you saw the security car.
Act casual. Don't do anything to draw attention to yourself.
>>24728360
learn how to intimidate, fagtron
>>24727692
The difference in strength can make the difference in a criminal case,
How do you think all the women get off shooting men who try to whoop them?
>>24728383
Nah. I turned the lights off on the staircase so unless the normies were being super stealthy, I'd know, and these normies aren't that smart. Plus, they would never suspect me. I'm nice to everyone and usually down to party.
>>24728396
How do I do that? I'm one of the most humble guys around.
The apartment is dead silent now. I guess it worked.
>>24728451
just don't b urself
act like a chad
>be obnoxyous
>be a bully
>be agressive
>be loud
use your bitterness anon, i believe in you
>usually down to party
get the fuck out already, bet you ai'nt even a kv
>>24728594
But I don't like doing any of those things
Join them is not an option? You can get high and possibly fuck a drunk slut.
>>24728397
Feminist court system, in the real world the woman would be charged with murder unless the man was trying to kill or rape her.
