>You sit in your room, eating your tendies
>While she gets gangbanged by chads, feeling the 10 Ds
Who cares anymore.
>You walk her to class
>Chad unloads in her ass
>You plan a date with her
>Chad gets to mate with her
You take her to the mall
Chad dick punches her in the gall
> you ask her "Hey what're you doing this weekend?"
> She says"Oh silly anon, we're just friends :p"
>You spend time dreaming about taking her on a romantic cruise on a boat
>Chad grabs her ass and cums down her throat
Bump for tendies
>You write her a love note
>She chokes on Chad's love chode
>>24727027
>you take her out bowling
>Chad prolapses her colon
>>24727357
mmmmm tenniis
>you pay for her sushi
>but Chad makes her juicy
>You try to be a guy she would keep
>He goes 8 inches deep
>you post memes
>she gets roasted in teams
Tendies are so good though, here I am a skinny guy because I think i might get a chance with a qt but i dont get to enjoy tendies at chilis with honey mustard. not worth it
>She laughed at your joke
>Chad's dick makes her choke
You wish to be her lover.
For Chad she's bending over.
>she turned you down with a grin
>the knife is buried deep beneath her skin
>>24727571
THAT DOESN'T RHYME GET OUT
>you daydream about the fair lass
>Chad makes bleeding fissures in her ass
Fucking keksamus maximus
>when youre sitting at home browsing r9k everyday
>she's getting railed by guys that earn 9k everyday
>you eat your tendies
>she gets STDS
>>24727622
>you stay home and be a neet
>tyrone slaps her and says sheeeeet.
>youre blowing your load in a sock
>shes going down on chads cock
>You sit by the computer, eating some nuggies.
>She's out fucking drunks and druggies.
>you study and cram
>with chad she starts a senpai
>Because of your height you get called a gnome
>Chad shoves his cock into her dome
>>24727666
dafuq it was supposed to be f a m
I actually had some blackened tendies from popeyes today. Tried it with the cajun rice which was really good. Never knew they had it.
>>24727666
>You make a post that doesn't even rhyme
>She takes two dicks at a time
>>24727684
nice one friendo desu
>>24727687
>you get some tendies and rice
>she tells chad his cock is nice
>>24727695
>you make fun of a poor anon
>she tells chad she's going to hop on
>you think of her as you lay in bed
>she's out tonight giving someone head
>>24727044
You do, you pretentious little cunt.
>>24727589
lover rhymes with over, bitch nigga.
sorry yo bitch is getting bent over tho
>>24727463
You'll never get
her panties wet
But Chad gives her
his meat baguette
>over her, chad's cum will spray
>it aint me starts to play
>>24727772
where the heck are you from that those words rhyme?
desu senpai zx
>>24727027
>When she's 40 you take care of her baby
>In college Chad gave her HIV
you listen to saint pepsi and think of her
chad licks her anal sphincter
>>24727027
>you orbit her
>Chad sore butts her
>>24727053
Literally my high school crush someone just fucking kill me already
you show her your knowledge of linux
chad shows her some cunnilingus
Im tired cut me some slack
>Before you touch her, you ask please
>Chad makes her get on her knees
>You conquer the wasteland for Caesar's Legion
>Chad conquers her lower regions
>>24727027
>you weep into your fattie tatties
>Chad exploits her memory of daddy
>>24728276
I wrote that. Its an accurate reflection of my college crush.
>you think about how chad humps her
>right now shes his cum dumpster
>>24728292
>In life as in games, you are a lone wanderer
>She thinks games are for fags and lets Chad fondle her
>you buy her a scarf of fine silks
>currently chads dick she milks
am I doing this right
>You select bodies of water, such as lakes or oceans
>Chad selects her to fuck without emotion
>i'm mad at dad"
>get buttfucked by Thad
who is 'she'?
I don't have a 'she'
the only she's I know are family
>>24728363
Yeah, you're doing fine.
>>24728393
>You select all images with palm trees
>Chad makes her beg for his cum on her knees
>>24728436
>you select images with flowers
>She nicknamed chad "the tower"
>you improve yourself and she doesn't bat a eye
>he's got her in bed and didn't have to try
>you will never progress on the bench because you need a spot
>he's got her in bed her hand on his crotch
>you have no GF, and a degree
>he's a HS dropout, and has her on her knees
>you never drank and did drugs
>you never kissed or made love
>she says she like nice individuals
>she can't stop sleeping with violent criminals
>you go on forms talking about suicide
>she goes on road trips in his new ride
>You clean the litter-box
>he tongues her clitoris
>you do Jelqing because it's small
>she tells him to stop because it's too long
>you dive a Honda that farts
>his car sucks his dick when it starts
>you stand on your tippy toes to reach the top shelf
>he asks you if you want help
>you aren't good at anything
>he can beat you in basketball and FPS any-day
>your mom doesn't even make you lunch
>when you were at school she was gargling his nuts
>She set you up in HS for cruel jokes
>her pussy got worn out from so many pokes
>"Hey you look great anon"
>you know she didn't make Chad put a condom on
>you look into her eyes and see true beauty
>she looks at chads dick and gets filled aplenty
>>24728590
>"By the way i'm a mom"
>you text her out of the blue and she doesn't reply
>As Chad creampies her she tightens her thighs
>you practice really basic japanese
>chads putting it in her ass with ease
>>24728656
>she smiles and gives you a hug
>she bends over for his butt plug
>>24727027
>they're so happy you wish you were dead
>you shoot up chad, and Stacy instead
>>24728292
>You save New Vegas under the alliance of the New California Republic
>He makes all of her nudes public
reddit.com/r/theredpill
that website is pretty much changing my life, I hope it helps some of y'all too. 5'4 manlet minority finally has hope :')
>inb4 le reddit
>>24727161
p doesn't rhyme with end you dumbfuck
>>24728804
LMAO!!! :)
What are you doing?
working out, improving game, changing from onetis mindset, and killing school
3.95 GPA :')
Would you guys want me to try and do a rap of some of these? I'll post the vocaroo.
>>24728804
You read r/redpill/ like a beta
She's Chad's personal ass eater
>You sit home fondling your four inch cock
>Chad mercilessly pounds her swollen box
>>24728537
I'm stealing one of these and modifying it slightly as a lyric in a song that'll be released in about 3 months. Keep an eye out.
>>24728908
only if you have a sexy voice
>>24728874
>>24728899
lol what the fuck are you talking about? are you having a conversation with yourself?
>>24728908
You do a vocaroo
She's guzzling Chad's poo
>you spend all day beating off and watching anime
>she laughs with her friends about how she thinks you're gay
>she rejected you, and before she said why
>you mauled the whore, and watched her die
>>24728965
You pretend that you are famous
Chad just came deep in her anus
>Your pants are crusted with semen stains
>Thinking of chad brings you great pain
>you made her a CD
>he gave her HIV
>>24728965
It's the clitoris litter box one
>>24728277
Underrated tb.h fem
you sit at home and play undertale
chad fucks her until she's pale
>>24727027
>You'll pick her up at 8 in your brand new car
>She's swallowing Jamal in the back of the bar.
You want her hugs
She wants Chad's drugs
>>24727027
every revision you post of this gets better and better
good job (you)
>>24727666
>>24727684
Lmao
I still enjoyed it anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Uzs14SE6tr
Lyrics:
>You sit in your room, eating your tendies
>While she gets gangbanged by chads, feeling the 10 Ds
>You walk her to class
>Chad unloads in her ass
>You plan a date with her
>Chad gets to mate with her
>You spend time dreaming about taking her on a romantic cruise on a boat
>Chad grabs her ass and cums down her throat
>you take her out bowling
>Chad prolapses her colon
>you pay for her sushi
>but Chad makes her juicy
>You try to be a guy she would keep
>He goes 8 inches deep
>you post memes
>she gets roasted in teams
>She laughed at your joke
>Chad's dick makes her choke
>Before you touch her, you ask please
>Chad makes her get on her knees, he's got so much steez
>You conquer the wasteland for Caesar's Legion
>while you're roleplaying, Chad conquers her lower regions
>you think about how every night chad humps her
>right now shes his filthy cum dumpster
>You select bodies of water, such as lakes or oceans
>Chad selects her to fuck without emotion
>you improve yourself and she doesn't bat a eye
>he's got her in bed and didn't have to try
>you never drank and did drugs
>you never kissed or made love
>you go on forms talking about suicide
>she goes on road trips in his new ride
>you drive a Honda that farts
>his car sucks his dick when it starts
>She set you up in HS for cruel jokes
>her pussy got worn out from so many pokes
>"Hey you look great anon"
>you know she didn't make Chad put a condom on
>you text her out of the blue and she doesn't reply
>As Chad creampies her she tightens her thighs
>see this is the life we robots lead
>pain, misery, and suffering it seems
>the beta uprising could not come soon enough
>but until then Chad's deep in her muff
>>24727053
Then you unload on chad.
>as you tie the noose around your neck and say "It's time to go"
>Chad puts the condom on his dick while she says "I'm your ho"
>>24729361
that was pretty fucking dope anon
>you pay for her meals
>chad makes here squeal
>>24729361
Well done desu senpai my roody-poo
>>24729624
makes *her*
>>24727772
lover is not pronounced like loaver
>you dream about holding her hand
>she rubs chads cock to make it expand
>>24727357
Tenz
you abandon hope
she gargles coke
semen coke
>>24727666
just awful
>>24729361
aaa I forgot about this thread
I was right though your voice is sexy ;)
>>24729955
you gay niqqa?
>>24729983
oops, forgot to say no homo
>>24729983
Da tovarish
>>24730003
>>24730016
this is a 100% original post.
>>24728773
noice
original comment 123456
>>24729361
The GOAT vocaroo
>>24729361
10/10
Mixtape when?
>this year is your worst yet
>he's watching his son take his first steps
>>24729361
Nice going
>>24729361
Best vocaroo I've heard in a long time.
Deep deep deep in her muff
Is the selecting bodies of lakes or oceans a ref to capchtas?
This thread is like pottery
>you massage her back
>chad cums on her rack
>>24728490
>You select all images of bodies of water
>She's pregnant with chad's daughter
>>24727027
>*Stone Cold voice*
You sit in your room and you eat your tendies, and you post those Pepes, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your feels, talk about NO GF. Well MY GF just ate my ass!
>someone please help me with those last two lines
>>24729361
Fucking hell man, wasn't feeling it at first but this is some good shit.
>>24728804
>going anywhere other then roissy, roosh or rollo for redpill truths
>never gonna make it
>>24729361
Nice. Needs to bemade into mp3
>>24727463
Literally just had this happen to me. Fuck that bitch.
Can't stop listening to that rap
>>24728277
10/10 needs to be on /g/
>>24727990
underrated post
fuck off robots
>you're on r9k making lewdposts
>she's in the middle of a chad tyrone spitroast
>>24727027
Do you get barbecue sauce with the tendies?
>>24727161
Should have says "silly anon you're just my friend"
>>24727027
My first one ever Ill make a full story I guess.
>When you talk to her your words slur
>Chad walks up and makes that pussy purr
>She used to bully you and called you loser
>But she loved to bend over and let Chad abuse her
>She eventually become your friend
>While letting Chad stuff her rear end
>You gave her emotional supports
>Chad gave her anal warts
>Yet she pushes you away
>And calls Chad Bae
>She calls you sweet
>Then goes home and chokes on Chad's meat
>You give her your love and care
>Chad cums on her hair
>She wants to marry you when she's 30
>But behind your back, with another Chad she gets dirty
>You pay for a big wedding
>Chad still gives her an anal shredding
>She never even fucks you
>But if asked she would eat Chad's poo
>The kid isn't even yours
>Its Chad, he still fucks her on all fours
>She only wants your for your cash
>But chad can treat her like trash
>>24736939
op here approving
>you feel nostalgia over old internet memes, like shoop the whoop
>meanwhile your oneitis is fine dining on chads poop
you just wanted to share one smooch,
She's over at chads licking his gooch
On her you spent a fortune
After chad she'll need another abortion
>>24727758
fuck u senpai
>you write beta poetry in class
>chads going knuckle deep in her ass
>your shotgun was meant for the two of you
>he made her cum at your funeral
>>24737070
>you remember dsfargeg and longcat
>chad thrusts into her twat
>>24735714
>can't stop listening to that rap
>she can't get enough of Chad's gooey sap
Thanks you for the meal and a night of fun
Goes home to down Chad's thick cum
>>24729361
the reference to the captcha is too obscure for a timeless song
>>24738708
But it's only for us, that's why it's special
>>24738735
fair enough senpai
You eat your tendies with greed
Chad makes her asshole bleed
Tears roll down your face
As chad fucks her special place
