Why can't you be one of the guys like this anon
>it's not nasty because it's "natural"
Name one traditionally nasty thing that isn't "natural."
>>24726247
>Are you kidding me??
Every fucking time.
>>24726247
Did anyone else think that was shit at first?
>>24726291
>If I wasn't single
Based on his post that's gonna be a very big if for a long time
My bitch dog was in heat and bled in my bed once.
She got thrown across the room, I would deal with this situation the same.
I had a girl start bleeding on me once. Woke up at 2 am to her apologizing profusely. I said it was ok, but inside I was super pissed that she ruined my best set of sheets. I wasn't mad at her, just the situation.
But she's the one attractive girl I ever slept with, so I can't complain too much. I'll never be with another girl that hot...
FUCK THIS FAGGOT. INDIVIDUALS LIKE THIS NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED
>>24726308
It IS shit pham. Nasty shit. Nasty nasty nasty shit.
Women are fucking animals and should be treated as such.
I would wake that bitch up with a blast from my garden hose right in her ass. Then I would put my thumb over the end and spray her right in the eyes.
>>24726247
Notice how he said, "If I wasn't single." HE implies he would only do that for his girlfriend.
>>24726308
I thought it was shit up until I read your post and looked again. I don't understand how people can be so upset about blood. It's probably the most precious and pure thing in the body
>>24726247
>if i wasnt single
bet the other guy has a gf too
women encourage beta behavior, but are not attracted to it
>>24726247
Shitting the bed is normal? What the fuck?
>>24726471
It's the ultimate kekradox
>>24726282
normies have skewed the concept of nature beyond their own understanding
Eh, it happens. If you've been with a woman for a long time (which I doubt, since this is /r9k/) it'll happen to you. Not that big of a deal, just don't use good sheets when she's on the rag. My wife always puts a towel down just in case.
>>24726504
It's period blood there chief.
>its natural for a grown woman to shit herself
>>24726584
'Tis menstral blood friendo
>>24726247
>being so beta you white knight up whole paragraphs on facebook for random girls in
instagram photos
>if i wasn't single and i had a gf
>>24726547
Your wife is a pig. You are a beta kekfag.
>pic related. yourwife.png
>>24726547
>>24726353
Why can't they use tampons wtf?
>>24726247
Why not tell the bitch she's leaking and to at least get her a new thing of pants.
>you gotta draw her a bath and let her take all the time she needs
Yeah, if you're a whipped little bitch.
>oh yes madam i have made the water at a serene temperature for your fragile skin. do enjoy and use anything you may need
Period blood isn't that gross but that's the most beta thing I have ever read.
When my gf seems to only get horny on her period, which I don't fucking get, but whatever. So she'll put a towel underneath her and drag me on top of her. And then we both shower afterwards because it looks like a murder scene afterwards.
>>24726708
oh lawd im laffin
>>24726775
I would suck five dicks before fucking a woman on her period.
>>24726352
:(
why must you hurt dog
>>24726775
Disgusting Normie atrocity
Why do people do these mental gymnastics for women? They act like women shit rainbows and bleed gold but they are fucking gross.
I thought that was shit at first, when my gf and I first started dating back in college I came down with a horrible stomach flu. I was vomiting and shitting nonstop, i almost shit my pants but I spent most of those days on the toilet so I was safe. She took care of me and hung out with me through it, when I was better she came down with it. She had diarrhea and it came unexpectedly and she shit her pants, I just let her shower and gave her some of my clothes to wear.
She was crying and I felt bad, it's not like she didn't on purpose.
I lost my v card a month ago to a girl on her period. She warned me before hand and asked if I didnt mind. I had to go through with it, there was no other choice
>>24726817
She's fine she only hit my wall a lil bit.
>>24726620
call it what ever you want flam, all smells the same
>>24726723
Sometimes your period sneaks up on you in the middle of the night, so you don't know to wear one.
Also you can bleed through tampons fairly easily. I tend to wear a tampon and a pad to avoid this tho, but yeah
It just happens sometimes, and it's really not that big of a deal
Like I don't expect to be pampered because I bled on the sheets, but don't be a dick about it. And realize that it's embarrassing as fuck, and we'll probably cry about it later if you're mean about it.
>>24726864
The difference is viruses are unpredictable and periods leaks are avoidable
>>24726815
>>24726821
Hey, it's not like it feels any different, you just have some blood on your dick afterwards. You guys are babies.
Both these guys are fucking idiots.
It is pretty nasty, can't really help it though unfortunately. I have a stain in my bed that I couldn't get out and it disgusts me everytime I see it.
>>24726910
Vaginas disgust me anyway. Celibate master race.
>>24726893
>we'll probably cry about it later if you're mean
Good it's fucking disgusting and a waste of good bed sheets.
Now I know why primal tribes send their women to menstruation huts.
>"WE NEED MORE GUYS LIKE THIS"
>implying you wouldn't reject them for being too nice
>>24726247
>what would you do
Fucking nothing. She's a grown ass adult, she should be able to clean up her own goddamn mess.
>>24726901
ehh. I wouldn't say they're completely avoidable, irregular periods are quite common.
I would kick her out
If she wears sweatpants to bed with me she lacks and respect for me
>>24726977
So bitter
I would completely embarrass her on normiegram and kikebook.
I'd take picture of her leaking her bloody sewage onto my bed sheets and caption it with "Can you believe this dirty bitch SHIT in my bed? This is why men cheat!!"
I'd wait for the tumblr brigade to declare war on me and I'd spend the next couple of months memeing SJWs.
>>24726247
at first i thought that was a bleeding arm pit and a head wrapped in a white towel
>>24726247
because it's only worth being nice to womyn if you already have gf
>>24726247
What a beta
>>24726708
These ribs be hurtin', mah boi.
>>24727227
that sounds mad fun desu senpai
>>24726247
"WE NEED MORE BETA ORBITERS LIKE THIS"
>>24726815
Do it fagit
>>24726893
>we'll probably cry about it later if you're mean about it
My god, women truly are weak and disgusting subhumans
>>24726247
Shit happens, but this beta megakek is going way fucking overboard.
This is how this went down in my house:
Girlfriend/wife starts bleeding on everything overnight, I wake up, see the murder scene and then go do something else.
gf/wife wakes up, sees that she fucked up the sheets and does the laundry while I sit and drink coffee.
>>24726247
>im a lazy shit and cant clean up after myself/follow my bodily rhythms
>fix the mess i made all over your sheets
J U S T
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>>24726247
A non faggot would find this hot and proceed to eat her pussy out
