Guys, a girl is coming over in an hour to take my virginity.
What should I watch out for? What things should I do with her?
We have the whole night.
Suggest me some fun stuff to do when fucking!
>>24726120
Call the police and turn off all the lights, don't let that bitch take anything. You will become a wizard, my son
Protip : Stick your penis in her vagina.
What do you plan to do exactly? like eating her out or anything?
>>24726120
"Allah ackbar" - then detonate the house.
>>24726154
I can't become a wizard, I am sorry friend.
I must leave this place and enter the world of Chads and normies.
>>24726193
We'll fuck. I plan on trying out everything. That includes eating her out, I guess.
post updates during the deed in this thread.
Regards,
Chadwick
i have a tip for you when you eat her out. Do every letter of the alphabet with your tongue on her clit. that shit works great.
>>24726241
I'll probably secretly record it with my webcam that's facing the direction where we'll fuck on the couch.
>>24726120
its your first time?
do not focus on having fun
focus on not cumming
do not be a 2 pump chump anon
>>24726120
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SWAG SWAG
>>24726120
bro you already know what do
>>24726263
Uppercase or lowercase?
upper case
>>24726120
Eat her out. Don't believe the memes.
>>24726274
don't listen to this guy, cum on the way in, tell her to gtfo afterwards.
You honestly just want to not cum early and prove to her that you are great in bed.
>>24726336
this. You can be terrible at sex but if you eat pussy like a pro she will be smitten
>>24726120
>What should I watch out for?
Coons, they'll go through your trash
>>24726120
I believe in you anon. Do it for all of us robots. Don't forget about foreplay .
>>24726120
Do the Don Vido dance right after you nut.
>>24726396
What exactly is foreplay? Kissing, touching body parts, eating out?
>>24726407
Just take your time. Girls take a long time to get warmed up so kiss her, touch her and don't stick your dick in her within 2 seconds of seeing her.
yeah but eating out is not foreplay. you just get her super horny in foreplay. dont worry. itll seem natural honestly. itll all fall into place
>>24726120
Show her this thread
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT SEX
>>24726120
If she's on her back and you're about to stick it in...
The hole is lower than you think.
Knock em dead, homo
>>24726120
check your nails
take a shower
>Suggest me some fun stuff to do when fucking!
Try fucking. It's pretty awesome.
>>24726554
this
first time I fingered a girl I thought I was gonna hit her pooper
how old are you?
this is original my robotic overlord
how much are you paying her?
>>24726120
Find the clit, it's a little bump towards the top of her vagina.
Move your fingers along both sides of it.
I wonder if OPs hammering that poon right now?
>>24728693
>tfw no qt3.14 coming over to have sex
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dammit op, give us an update!
Is taking v-cards her thing or something?
I'm sure she'll take charge, just go along with whatever she wants.
>>24729140
dude, just go to backpage and ask for an outcall.
Check her vagina for visible indications of disease.
>>24726274
Nice meme. I lost my virginity this weekend and I couldn't even cum. I wasn't nervous or scared I'd cum early. I fucked her for like 40 minutes then she rode me for 20 and nothing. She sucked me afterwards but I never did cum. I was rockhard the whole time and super into it. Also I didn't use a condom so that can't be an excuse. The chick wants to fuck again because she wants to make me cum.
>>24726444
>eating out is not foreplay
virgin confirmed
>>24726529
>implying there has been actual advice so far
>>24726120
>wear condom to last longer/no stds/no kids
>have fun putting in work, but she should do work too (if she's laying there like a mannequin the whole time you're doing it wrong
>have her be on top or go into a hallway (area with two walls relatively close together..) tell her to push herself against you
>>24732003
This is true entirely. I had the same exact thing happen the one time I had sex.
