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Post phrases that killed your self confidence.
>oh the kid in the back? I dont know about him, hes so quiet, hes kind of creepy
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>why are you walking so weird

I hate people.
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>>24724702
>be me 19yo virgin femanon, 1997
>lost huge amount of weight
>finally chance to lose v-card
>take off shirt
>take off bra
>"why do your tits look like windsocks?"
>start crying, self image ruined
>dude laughs @ me, leaves, find out he told all the guys in the small town i grew up in

FML ruined my self esteem, couldn't get undressed in front of a guy until i spent 10k on new tits.
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>Why are you always alone? Don't you have any friends?? wtf is wrong with you.
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>"You've always been a bit of a loner, haven't you anon?"

th-thanks grandma
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>you just don't have what it takes
said my father
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>"i think he used to be a girl"
>"yeah you can tell by the face"

>mfw no i fucking didn't
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>>24725632
>"why do your tits look like windsocks?"
not gonna lie, family, that's pretty fucking hilarious

I'd still tit-fuck you and cum inside ;^)
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>>24725332
I got this one time in highschool from a soccermom whose son I went to baseball with when I was much younger
It was a complete wtf, she was usually very nice and while I had been very pigeontoed as a kid, by all accounts I wasn't walking any differently than anyone else at the time.
Still don't know what her problem was.
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>"well its not like we didnt expect this to happen." -parents

After having my doctorate denied. 10 years of school/research down the drain. Crippling debt. Crippling anxiety. Living in a women's shelter now.
Could have 200k/year job...instead was so devas
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>Oh anon? Eww, no
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>>24724702
Do other robots not like being called weird and creepy?
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> Anon, you're pretty awkward. My girlfriend feels uncomfortable around you.
My roommate said this.
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>>24724702
>Oh, I forgot the milk.

FUCK YOU MOM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I CAN'T HAVE MY CEREAL WITHOUT MILK JESUS CHRIST MOM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I SHOULD JUST KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW. I'M SURE AS HELL NOT GONNA EAT DRY ASSFLAKES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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>>24724702
>People talk to/about you

Gee, I wished I knew what that was like.
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>>24725907
Fuck off you rare pepe imgur collection posting fake robot fuck
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>Um... random question but how tall are you?
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>You're so boring.
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>wtf is that? A pussy-turd?

I have a large mole just above my vagigi
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>>24726018
post pics ploxblox
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>>24725976
Sorry. I'll change the filenames.
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>nobodys going to hold your hand
>nobodys going to hand you anything in life

When my mom first told me that I freaked out
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>>24726018
KEK, he was a witty little fucker wasnt he
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>>24724702

I, who stand at the full lights of heaven, commands thee who opens the gates of hell. Come forth, divine lightning! This ends now! INDIGNATION!
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>>24725825
can you reapply? sounds like you have the experience and knowledge. parents can be cunts and i know how much of an impact something like that can have on a person.
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>>24724702
>you're not very social, are you
Said by a 10 year old girl. I was 23.
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"You and your issues cost us too much money as it is."

Was 15 in dial up days; asked mom why we couldn't get the internet. I was diagnosed with childhood diabetes, it's not cheap.
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>you're nothing but baggage to me
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>I'm jealous of your eventless life
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>>24726327
No, what really wasn't cheap was all the twinkies you compulsively stuffed into your gaping pie-hole you disgusting fatass
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>You're not a freak, you're just.. anti-social
Thanks mom..
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>>24726744
Childhood genetic diabetes. Type 1. Been dealing with it since I was 9. I need an external insulin pump you judgemental fuckwad.
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>I don't know about you...
My dad said that when he caught me masturbating once. I was only about 15 years old. I wasn't even looking at weird fetish porn or anything, he just felt awkward and only knew how to respond negatively.
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>>24726862
lol ur mom was using me for an external insulin pump last night lmao
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>>24725632
pics of windsock tits?
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>>24726892
She probably was. She likes degenerate shitbags like you.
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>>24725332
Holy fucking shit this used to happen to me so much. I walk really stiff for some reason and people don't understand that being a dick about it doesn't do anyone any favors.
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>"you look like a school shooter haha"
>"like a school shooter haha"
>"school shooter haha"
>"haha"
kill me
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>stop trying to be funny, anon

I can't believe this post is unoriginal[/spolier]
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>>24726941
worst is when they try to give you advice like you're an idiot thinking you have back pain. i have an L4-L5 L5-S1 spinal fusion
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>>24726965
kill them anon
you'll show them
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>>24725943
use warm water, brown sugar, and a pinch of maple syrup
>youll thank me later
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>>24725700
Damn. I'm sorry, anon.

Tell her raggedy wrinkled ass to shut up and bake some cookies, niyahhgha!
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>>24725907
Fart on his pillow.
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>Nono kid

IT HURTS IT HURTS
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>first and only gf
>"I can't be with a premature ejaculator. You just can't function right"

That was first suicide attempt there
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why would I choose to talk to you
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>>24726018
>pussy turd
Lol desu
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>"Maybe this is a sign you're not ready yet."

My gf, when I couldn't get it up to lose my virginity to her. Managed to do it the next time tho.
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>>24726639
Kek this is what my sister says to me

"youre always so cozy anon"

because i am an anxious, depressed neet who lives in pajamas
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>>24725632
So how's the weather looking for tomorrow?
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>haha this dude is definitely gonna shoot this place up! just kidding anon,but text me when you do okay? haha!

you're the first to go,daquarius.
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>Joke being repeated in group
>"You killed it anon."
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>No, I won't lick your asshole, anon!
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>>24724702
>notice people looking at you
>they say nothing but smile
>hear giggles when you turn your head
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>>24728245
With a name like daquarius, I'd want him gone first too.
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>sitting near girl cause all other spots are taken
>annoyed sigh
>"glad that's over" when I leave
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>What was that, anon? Speak up, you're mumbling.
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>>24728709
I feel you.

>get into class 5 min late
>regular seat taken, go to only open seat in class
>person sitting next to seat says friend is in washroom
>take uncomfortable folding chair near fire exit
>tfw nobody came back from the washroom all class
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>quit snapchatting me please
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>>24726941

>"you walk like a drill sargent!"
>proceeds to walk back in forth like plank of wood

I guess I need to be fucking jello, fucking faggot ass normies
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>"at least i'm not brown!"
said by a 7 yr old to me when i was 13.
>"why are you so anti-social?"
>"are you okay?"
said to me by numerous people over the years, all in normal situations where i was feeling normal. made me think there was something wrong with me.
>"i'm worried about you."
said by mother a couple weeks ago while she was drunk. when i asked her why, she said "what are you going to do when i die?"
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>>24729041
I knew a guy that walked like that Vince McMahon gif
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>>24729071

That sounds annoying
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>>24729063
Are you brown anon?
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>"A lot of people don't grow up to be what they want in life"

My grandfather said that when I was kind of young but I'm glad he did. There's no point in sugarcoating reality, I'm very fortunate to have been raised by my grandparents.
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>>24729094
yep. i'm a mixed shitskin
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>Overhear friend talking about something to some guy
>Ask him for details when their convo peters off
>Tells me just fine
>Other guy though says "That was a two way conversation, why're you asking questions?"

What an ass
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>>24728245
>tfw had friend in highschool who was chill as fuck but looked way more like a murderhobo than me
>never got fingered as the school shooter-to-be
Hilariously enough our tumblr landwhale principal had the police called on this one kid with Asperger's because his hair was too long and she thought he was going to shoot up the school.
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>>24729138
Oh well, at least your not black.
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>>24726892
Holy shit anon props for that
Legit #rekked
Wat a fukken legend
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>>24729174
y-yeah
but i am half tho
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>>24728323
This one sucks.
>Be in group
>Everyone joking
>Try to chime in
>Get berated and laughed at

Why man. I just want to have fun too.
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>>24729225
That was the joke anon!
>atleast your not brown
leads to
>atleast your not black
GOSH!
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>I can't deal with your craziness anymore
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>>24729327
What's that arrow pointing too?
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Things I heard in High School don't bother me anymore, but it's those off-hand assumptions just crush me.

>"So anon what are you doing over the holidays?"
>"Young guy like him? He's gonna have all his friends over and wreck the house, haha"
>"Y-yeah, my friends."
>mfw I haven't had a friend since High School
>mfw that was 5 years ago
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>>24724702
>why you walk like a robot
3 times

>me mum when i was 12
>2 girls on hs, guess i was 14
>qt lesbian friend in collegue when i was 17

the last one killed me because i tough my power level was no longer visible, it was weeks after i met her
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>>24729366

His text
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>>24729380
for them situations, 4chan counts as friends.
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>>24729380
>Things I heard in High School don't bother me anymore, but it's those off-hand assumptions just crush me.
I'm with you anon. Nothing irritates me more than people saying random bullshit without thinking or just talking like they know me thinking they're being friendly.
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>>24729366
earth, taken by a satelite we threw out there.
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>>24729366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p86BPM1GV8M
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>>24729429

Well according to you fuckers, being gay means I can never be one of you, even if I'm HKV. No guy has ever approached me except for one really ugly black dude who looked like Eddie Murphy.

for some reason a lot of qt3.14 girls like me though. Of course, they probably only do it because they know they can't have me, and of course women only want what they can't have, even if it is some loser like me.
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>>24729604
>some loser like me

Wrongo! If you're a loser, you'll be lucky if a girl gives you a pity date. They probably think you're a total fag. Chicks love fag friends
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>He thinks he's smart.

Delivered with a snarl. Up until this point I was trying unbelievably hard, skipping as many grades as they would let me, scoring off the charts on every test they gave me. Thought I was going to escape my meth-head parents and make myself into someone like Nikola Tesla.

Ultimately, what's it all for? Why waste my existence working to improve the lives of other people, just so they can resent me for not going to their parties?

They destroyed the soul of an obedient worker bee, and from the shards the soul of a NEET was born. Let it all burn for all I care.
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>>24729705
Amen anon. The world is shit, everyone knows it. Some people really are just too good for it.
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>>24726976
I don't understand how people fuck up spoilers like this. Not in an accusatory way, I'm just genuinely curious how it happens.
Did you write out the second part twice for some reason?
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>"sluts don't go with niggers"
>get mad
>go on an escort(home sluts)website
>call 10 russian blondies
>"herm...hi, how much for regular sex? also I'm black, is it a problem?"
>"hi sweet, 100 for sex bj kisses all inclusive and no problem black guy you just be nice with me and we fine tehehe"
>"oh, ahah...yeah sure I'm a gentleman...so urhm...bye"
>hang the phone because I don't need sluts to have sex
>recall 1 of them because she had a sweet voice
>think about going or not
>eventually decide to go
>best sex of my life with a classic 9/10 21 years old russian grill
>get addicted to russian escorts

Same thing happened with the other 9.
2015 is a good year to be black.
I find that women are not racist anymore, men are, mostly white.
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>>24729665

I don't really act very faggy. At least, I don't think I do. Flamboyant, girly trap fags disgust me.

Besides, they are definitely not looking for a gay friend.
I work around a LOT of bright orange flames, working for the flight industry; I would be pretty far down on that list. There are still people who don't believe I'm gay, even after working with me for 2 years.
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>>24728403
Truly devestating
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>had sex/GF

too many fucking normies in here
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>Are you lonely anon?
>Do you want a girlfriend anon? (implicit assumption I didn't have one)
>The only girl you'll ever be in the same house as is your sisters (Dad decided to pull that one out at Thanksgiving when I was 12)
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>>24728912
this is way we shoot up skools
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>>24729705
>because some men don't desire anything logical
>some men just want to watch the world le burn XDD
This is you. Your life is a meme.
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>>24730013

anon, batman movies didn't invent the phrase 'let it all burn'
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self realization hurt the most
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>>24729790
he just wrote it all thogeder, how can you not know this?
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>>24729790
If your spoilered text is closing part of your post, you only need to enter the first "" for the text to be successfully spoilered. He typed the first spoiler correctly and botched the superfluous closing one.
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>>24730182
Ah, and of course I fuck it up, not thinking about how my text would end up spoilered. there should be "[_spoiler]" between those parentheses.
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>>24729815
>>>/pol/ is over there bro
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>Do you shower?
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>"You can trust anon. He's way to much of a loner to go out and buy drugs."
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>>24724702
>cunt

yeah well, right back at you m8 ;_;
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>"you don't have friends here do you anon?"
>"why do you keep smiling all the time. What the hell do you have to smile about anyway?"

from 5th grade on, I never liked to smile. It crushed me.
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>Fat

I had just lost over 100 lbs to my ideal weight (was overweight since a child, finally did something about it),ex bf knew it was a huge trigger for me.

Now HE'S the fatty and I'm still right at my ideal goal.
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>>24724702
> be me a 14 y/o weirdo in 2008
> class is filled with asshole/jerk/mean/douche girls. only three dudes.
> sitting in a computer class; this is back in 8th grade
> i was fist pumping to dr jones from aqua; listening it through my headphones
> fat girl next to me told me "you think you're hot, but your not sorry..."
> in my mind; i was like where the fuck did that came from?

I realized from that day on, most of the female gender are scum, and hateful. Women can be jerks and ass hole and very douchey as well :/.
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>>24729705
So you had aspirations to be the next Tesla and somebody doubting you caused you to crumble like an old biscuit?

Pretty weak family, sounds like you never had what it would have taken anyway.
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>>24726965
Do it and teach those normie fucks like a real robot
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When I was a kid I had a disease/condition that made my breath awful.

"Anon dont talk to me, you're gross"
"Do you even brush your teeth?"
"God, do I have to sit beside him?"
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>be me in 8th grade
>have to move away
>lose all my childhood friends
>new town
>meet cool guy at school with same interests
>introduces me to the clique he's in
>everyone seems to like me and I like them
>feelgood.jpg
>months later
>friendship gets rocky
>one day walking home alone
>he walks up to me
>anon I never liked you
>ok...
>nobody ever liked you anon, everyone thinks you're weird and doesn't want you around. I hope you like being alone anon because you're not allowed to hang out with us anymore.
>w-whatever, I don't care!
>run home and start crying tears of fire

This fucked me up for the rest of my life. Ever since then I've been incredibly self conscious and nervous as fuck in social situations. Still haven't had any friends since. Fuck that guy and that town and everything.
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>You've always been alone but that's good, it makes you strong

It's a painful memory that changed my life
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>>24725632
>"why do your tits look like windsocks?"
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>>24725943
could you pleas head back to reddit?
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>9th grade starts.
>Earn an A in history, first week of school.
>Cornered next recess by angry midget slut
>"You're the bookworm, right? You look like a bookworm."
>Get the shit beaten out of me every day for the next 2 years

I'm 19 now. Haven't spoken to another human being my age in the last 3 years. I can deal with people that look in their mid twenties, but anyone close to my age?
I just try to look them in the eyes and I feel the tears coming.
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family's looking through photo album and come across a picture of me as a baby
>oh, so cute... now look at him

hurt because i've always had issues with my looks
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>>24732546
Are you a woman or some shit?
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>>24725835
Please don't remind me ;_;
Hfdgfffg
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>>24732533
Sorry friend. I will go back to Reddit right away.
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>>24732681
No anon, I'm a man. That's what hurts the most. People always tell me I should have fought back, that I should have somehow overpowered 30 people with my bare hands somehow.

It isn't that easy. That's not how life works.
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>>24732849
>hands
What are ar-15s anon?
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>>24731158
she wanted to fukkk f a m
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>>24732761
No hard feelings, just don't come here again.

Oh, and I think you may have caught a virus on here. It's called System32. You should delete it off your hard drive.
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>"Anon's the type of kid to come into work here one day with an assault rifle and just start taking people out"

conversation taking place literally in the same room as me
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>>24733228
come up there, point your rifle at the person who said that, and ask: "are you afraid of dying?"
whaever will come up, shoot in the leg first, that should teach em'.
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>Don't worry, he's not into girls.
I am always polite and considerate, and try to avoid appearing needy or creepy. This resulted in girls in my uni's gym thinking I am a gay/asexual paladin who doesn't mind when a girl showers in an adjacent cabin.
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>>24728171
wanna get married? ;_; my sister said about me, "what is wrong with her? she doesn't leave the house ever, doesn't have friends anymore, doesn't go out, she doesn't even shower or bathe" omg I wasn't gonna add the last part but I'm so ashamed( \TwT)/ fugg it all
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"Hey anon are you coming to the family gatherings?"

"The family misses you anon?"

"Why wont you come? Grandma's 85 and wont be here much longer"

>tfw have crippling social anxiety and I havent told anyone about it.

I usually just say idk and cry when no one's around.
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>>24725825
>>"well its not like we didnt expect this to happen." -parents

I would have disowned their asses right then and there. Changed my name, moved to fucking Peru, whatever it took.
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>>24732849

And then people wonder why school shootings happen.
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It's hard to say what actually broke my self confidence. Ugly, disgusting, gross, fat, crazy, boring, disappointing, disappointment quiet..

>''What's wrong with you?''
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>Mom and dad divorced
>visiting him for a week, we go eat at in n out
>group of 4 guys, maybe my age pull up next to us in the parking lot and go is die
>obvious they are best friends by the way they act
>once my dad and I get our table he doesn't ask if I go out with my friends because he already knows I don't have any
>this is somehow worse than him asking at all
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>>24724702
>Just because you're ugly, it doesn't mean you can't be happy.

Wouldn't be soulcrushing normally but it was said to me by my psychiatrist
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>>24726797
that's not bad. it looks lkie she kinda understands you
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>>24725632
WWAAAH LOOK AT ME I'M A FEMBOT GIB ME ATTENTION
Fuck off already
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>some well known dude died
>it's in the local news
>say "that's really sad"
>asshole bully at school to me: "disappointed it wasn't YOU instead, anon!!!111"

jesus christ. fuck acting like that, you awful piece of dogshit. fuck you, F.
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>>24733228
just make their wish come true, anon.
they are literally asking for it. normies pay the fuck up.
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>>24733495
It only means something if the son changes his last name.
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>>24732546
I'm telling you right now that the best therapy in the world for you would be martial arts classes.

If you could work up the guts to visit 5 different places and then just go with whichever one was the most chill, laid-back, and supportive family type atmosphere, and then struggled through the first 3-6 months of being a white belt, you'd be shocked at how traumatized you used to be and how confident and relaxed you are now.

I'm serious. You should actually go in and talk to the head instructor or whoever is there about getting beat up by a whole crowd of people and having PTSD. What you're looking for is the guy who listens and understands and talks to you about it.

If the people there are all meatheads or you just get a real aggro vibe, chances are that's not the school you want.

Please look into it, dude. I have a similar history of getting beat up and victimized, and your fear will make your life a living Hell worse than death if you keep letting the fear be in charge. You're supposed to control your fear, not the other way around.

You can't control what 30 people are going to do to you, but you CAN control your fear, and you can control your life all the rest of the time when you're not under fucking attack.

I can tell just by reading your words that you are suffering. I promise you that you can get stronger. You can get stronger than you could ever possibly believe. All it takes is will, that's the pilot light. Light it and keep it lit. If you get scared, run away, go back the next day. Fail? Try again. I promise you, all of you, no matter how fucked you are there is always SOMETHING you can do different to make things better.
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>>24733773
They go to school for many years and get paid lots of money all to learn how to not bullshit people. They're not there to tell you what you want to hear. Nobody in their right mind would pay for that. You pay them to be straight with you and tell you how it is.
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>>24731158
I remember a fat chick called me ugly once, I called her a whale and told her to go eat someone else. Fat cunts have no right to say shit to me, at least I won't die of a heart attack before I reach 50.
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>Get put in groups during class in highschool
>With two qt's and a chad
>Chad looks at me and say "Damn I wish we could've gotten at least a smart nerd."
>All the qt's laugh
Still think about this five years later :( life doesn't get better
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>Hey anon quit talking so much I can barely get a word in hahahahahaha
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>mfw I used to joke about a guy in my class with long dark hair, a goatee and wearing a dark trench coat and fedora. Said he'd shoot up our class some day.
I'm sorry robots.
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> HAHAHA, you're the kind of guy who has no friends.
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>You really are worthless, you know that? I would kick your ass if I could
-Grandma

I've heard worse things on here though.
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>>24735206
I'm going to try getting into Tai Chi this sunday, Anon. Thanks for your advice.
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> that's the guy you like?
> that's [mean spirited high school nickname]! HE'S IN FUCKING SPECIAL ED CLASS, HE'S RETARDED
> mfw he actually was
kek. I guess that is pretty funny in retrospect, but not the sort of story you can tell normies, because they will invariably tell some you like retards without context.
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Tbh senpai baka
<spoiler>this comment is very easily extremely</spoiler>
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>pass by people/walk in their general direction
>*laughs*
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>>24735825
>Highschool a few years back
>Designated as the weird kid in class because I don't want to talk to anyone
>Don't actually do anything akward or weird besides brush off conversation
>Behave entirely casual, just silent
>Whole class struggles to find some reason to make fun of me
>They can't.
>They start giggling and laughing when I do entirely normal things like write, lean in my chair or use my pen
>Teacher looks at them like they're retarded
>Less popular kids also don't understand the joke
>The laughs are akward and forced
>Eventually forced to stop because it really isn't funny.
>Mfw

It's somewhat frightening to see how much normies want to hurt people. They don't even need an excuse to do it.
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>>24735902
>They don't even need an excuse to do it.
But they have one
You're not one of them. Excuse enough.
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>>24735428
Absolutely s a v a g e
blox
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>>24729366

>pale blue dot
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>>24735902
probably because you only think you looked like a normal casual guy. fucking weird ass motherfucker :^)
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>do you wanna date anon?
>omg anon i was just kidding! Your such a pervert!

This girl had been my friend for almost 3 years. This is closest i've been to a having a relationship.
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>Do you talk?
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>bought a gf on runescape
>she leaves me the next day for a new bf with rune armour
>"he gives me more money than you"

FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEE
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>"Anon, you need to go out more and live a little"
>"But none of that stuff really appeals to me"
>"So what, you're just going to hide away from the world for the rest of your life?"
>"I like being by myself, I don't think anything's wrong with th-"
>"You're a fucking waste of a life"

Thanks mom.
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>>24724702
From my female 'friend' when I was 16
>ha ha you're so pale and scrawny! ha ha ha

Fuck you bitch I should have commented on your broad man shoulders but then I would have had white knights to deal with.
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>>24724702
>"why are you so quiet"

Fucking normies, not everyone has to be lolsoramdum!!! all the fucking time.
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>you guys make a cute couple
>who anon and I? Eww that's gross.

Tfw.
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>>24736931
Why did you say yes when she asked you that? The correct answer was no. The correct answer is always no.
>do you want to date?
>would you like fries or a drink with that?
>do you want to go to the bar with us tonight?
>did you get enough sleep last night?
>are you feeling suicidal?
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can't some Isis fag nuke all the normies already?
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>>24738238
Mfw you're genius
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>>24735583
Kill yourself, you normie scum.
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>>24733400
This post slowly degenerated until it went full woman at the end. Incomprehensible.
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>>24725999
happend to me, someone said ones
>anon you are like the king of dwarfs

>Uh okey
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>>24726892
fucking nigger ~original post~
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>>24725332
dude, me too. I also got asked why I was running so weird in PE.

>>24724702
The typical "ewww" when a girl gets asked if something is going on between you and her.
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>>24728709
>"For this project, Im putting Stacy 1, Stacy 2 and........Anon in a group
>Audible sounds of disappointment

Fuck you stupid bitches, its not like I want to work with you either
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>are you autistic?
>wow guys, anon actually spoke
>are you gay?
>why are you so awkward?
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>Ew, you smell.
I probably really did that day as my hygiene was shit, but it still made me needlessly paranoid for the next 5 or so years, and still to a certain degree.
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This is why you're all beta, honestly.

If someone says something like this and you respond negatively, it just reinforces them.

That's what set you apart from others, not what they were commenting on.
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>>24724702
>would you have sex with anon?
>ewwwwwwwwww
She was my oneitis for 5 years and I got visibly mad over that and she said "uh anon you are like my little brother"
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>>24735902
Lol this reminds me of my highschool experience. People had a hard time trying to bully me

>Grade 10
>parents decide to put me into a boarding school because in hopes that I actually make friends
>Instantly get designated as a weird kid
>About a week into the school year, chilling in my room playing vidya
>A bunch of chad seniors burst into my room
>start making fun of me
>Im pretty unfazed and just keep gaming
>One of them pulls out my chair
>I fall on my ass like a retard
>I get up and try to sit in the again
>He takes the chair and throws it across the room
>I sarcastically say, "wow chad, you're so strong"
>"What the fuck did you just say to me anon"
>He grabs me and throws me to the ground
>I just lie there looking up at him
>He hesitates, expecting me to fight back, but i just lie there
>After a few seconds pulls me up and puts me in a chokehold
>I dont fight back at all
>After a few seconds his friends tell him to let me go
>He throws me to the ground again, calls me a bitch and leaves
>I go back to playing vidya

I was left alone for the rest of my time there
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>>24739358
>be in PE
>have to warm up by jogging round the field
>chad starts to laugh at how stupid I run
>beat him in a race at the end

I knew lanky legs would always be useful
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"You've such diabolical ideas, anon"
"You act like if you were crazy"
"I'm afraid of you, anon"
"Why do you speak alone?"
It's not my
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>Last day of school
>Hanging out with friends, discussing plans for the summer
>Girl comes up to group and starts hugging and saying goodbye
>Gets to me
>Gives me a highfive and says have a good summer
>TFW she hugged literally everyone in the group except for me
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>>24726862
I know your feels
>diagnosed at 4 years old
>grew up bitter that everyone else got to eat everything
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>You're tall aren't you

Some kids when I was 15, I wasn't even that tall, I know I'm tall, but you don't have to point it out, if someone's fat you don't say "Hey you're fat aren't you!?" seriously people I feel like an awkward mess, it's already hard enough to coordinate myself, yet when my head sticks out of the crowd and everyone can seem me staring at the ground, not because I'm depressed but so I don't fall over my own feet
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>>24740389
wow man you surely showed them lol.
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>>24740631
Not reacting is the only working response to bullying
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>>24740650
Not reacting when someone is making you his bitch and throwing you around lol.
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>>24740659
Lol, If I had tried to fight back he would have made me his bitch for the rest of the year
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>i always thought you were a pussy
>you are a failure
>you look good but you are so short
>no anon you cant go to this party with me (said gf)

why do i have to be such a failure
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>>24740732
it's alright anon. fuck them
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>>24735206
I did Karate, I told the sensai that I was constantly getting beat up by crowds, he said that if they are a group above 3 run, you can't handle it, so just escape

He taught me how to disarm a guy armed with a knife(ironically he was stabbed)

But he said go a get them one by one, if you can find out where they walk home, get them off guard like they do to you, it's okay to fight dirty if it's for an honorably cause

Looking back on it the guy was a nutter, but he got me through High School, god I miss you Steve
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>>24740807
but it doesnt feel alright at all man, im way too self concious for not giving any fucks it all gets to me so easily
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>>24740389
Reminds me of when I was in High School and this guy punched me in the face expecting me to fight back, but I just stared back at him with my same blank grey eyes
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>one day, had to hold hands with other kids in a ring for a fun little game at little school
>kids give me disgusted looks and avoided holding hands with me whenever I tried reaching out to them

>wash myself obsessively everyday, whenever I get the chance eversince
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>>24740650
That, or standing up for yourself (not to be confused with autistic screaming fits and slap fights), they both work reasonably well.
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>>24741001
truly actions are stronger than words...

Must feel bad man.
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>>24741027
Meh, I was weak as shit back then and this guy easily had 30 pounds on me. He also had two friends with him. Fighting seemed kinda useless
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>>24741001
>>kids give me disgusted looks and avoided holding hands with me whenever I tried reaching out to them

Dammit i didn't want to remember this feel...
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>>24733400
Sure. Post throw away email.
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>>24741001
>has hyperhydrosis as child
>constantly clammy hands, feet, etc.
>tfw even parents don't want to hold my hand when crossing the street because it's gross
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>Been fat for most of my life
>Been bullied because of it up until I was 15 or so
>Had enough and decided to work out
>Get relatively fit within a year
>Finish high school, both parents unemployed so I don't have money to go to college
>Lay around inside my house all day depressed
>Gain a few pounds again until fat starts becoming visible
>"Geez anon, don't you think you should lose some weight?"

Full circle huh
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>you're so heavy footed
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>>24729110
Mine right before he died told me

>"You'll be someone great when you grow up"

I'm nothing.
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>after getting a haircut
>Welcome to the world of civilized human beings, you really did look like a gorilla before
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>you're just unlikeable
Fuck you, Josh.
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>Why is your voice so gravelly?
>accompanied by everyone in the fucking class trying to impersonate my voice
>actively try to speak different
>Ew you sound so weird

Fuck you Francisco

>being bullied by a fat kid named Francisco
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>We should break up. I'm sorry. I love you.
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Don't mind me, just testing some pong
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>Halfway through fucking
>"y'know, you really should think about gettign a tit job. It feels like I'm fucking a boy sometimes"
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>>24740389
literally the BEST thing to do in that situation
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>>24740516
> me
I'm pretty frightening on the outside because of my abnormal amount of gains. People are actually afraid because of my constant scowl. I can't help it. Love me pls>>24740516
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>>24725632
I'm sorry anon, that sucks. Normies are cruel in their ignorance. the fuck are windsocks
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>>24743796

>being bullied by a fat kid. C'mon dude
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>always picked last in PE, even after all the fatasses
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>>24724702
>Get the fuck away from me!!
I thought having time and distance from a oneitis would help

She was so warm before. How do people get so mean.
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After going on a road trip with best bro and returning to bumfuck shitty town.


little cousin says
>Auntie is anon a sissy?

mom answers
>We don't know.

Since when does not being able to get decent pussy make me a faggot? I only use the term to emphasize how most my family views sexual deviants.
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>>24744722
>>24744777
Consecutive numbers of pain.
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>>24740732
>no anon you cant go to this party with me (said gf)

Ouch.
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"Anon's such a freak, why do you even hang out with him?"
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>>24740389
>>I just lie there looking up at him
madman
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>>24725825
You're such a failure, kek.
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>Look, I knew you weren't going to buy a bike anyway
-My Dad after he borrowed back some money he lent me to save up in order to buy something he wanted

>You need to leave. You need to go live with your mother. And if you ever try to contact me again I will stab you in the fucking skull
-My Dad after we got into an argument where I did not wholly trust him with some information
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"It's not like you're unattractive. You're pretty cute I guess."
>>
Save the cats, watch all filthy pugs burn
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> haha your nipple is so weird

fuck you, it's gynecomastia. i never went swimming again.
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>>24745457
Anytime someone gets upset about knowing something, chances are they can't be trusted with the intel. That's why women should never be confided in.
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>i would never date anon?

How the fuck do I recover from that?
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>"you don't know how hard it is
>to raise a child
>for eighteen years
>and have it disappoint you"

I cry about this from time to time
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>>24726976
spolier made me laugh. you're a pretty fun guy to me anon
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"You're such an asshole I'm just gonna hook up with someone else." Real long distance relationship shit.
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>crushing on girl in high school
>calls me her best male friend
>week later walking down the hall and overheard this
>"Yeah, Chris fucked [crush's name] at that lacrosse party."
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>>24746472
Fuck them for grooming you to be some pristine version of a human being and being a wee disappointed and getting their fweefwees hurt.
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>>24735428
groups were the fucking worst thing on the planet.
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>This guy looks weird teehee

[/spoiler] why me [/spoiler]
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>"You're my best study buddy ever! Thanks Anon you're a lifesaver!"
Never be put in the studdy buddy zone guys, you're an object after that.
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>>24742416
Then he's still waiting for you to grow up anon.
Make him proud. Small steps daily.
I wish someone said something like that to me. It's really just words, but any extra hope is nice.
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>>24725632
>1997
>19
nice try anon
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>'nobody cares what you think'
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>>24724702
>nobody likes you
>everybody thinks you're gay
>you're ugly

friends randomly start talking about facial appearance for some reason.
>yeah you look pretty good looking pretty above average
>you too man
>and you're.....pause....average anon, they walk away laughing to eachother
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>>24724702
This didn't really hurt my self confidence because I already knew, but I'll share anyways.
>you know anon, right? the weird kid from geography.

Here's a couple of things that have made me feel better though.
>i heard some girl say "anon's kind of cute, actually."
>some qt girl was taking creepshots of me in class

Both were after I started giving more of a shit about my appearance.
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>>24729815
Where did you find an escort?
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>anon can't do anything!

thanks mom
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>>24724702
"You're the strange one, you're the freak who doesn't have any friends."
(My drunk father after I called him out for being the alcoholic asshole that he is/was)
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>You need any help with any thing mum?
>No i'm fine

>minutes later hear her complaining ut loud about how she has to do all the hard work around the house as well as work

Well now you're working longer hours you'll have to trust me, there's no way around it. I'm only hopeless because you haven't taught me the basics of life.
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>>24740732
>>no anon you cant go to this party with me (said gf)
Why did you have to remind me of her. Fucking slut. Fuck everything REEEEE.
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>>24750240
Kinda similar happens with mine. Every time she argues with my dad,

>You don't care about me either, you never call me while I'm at work, or come to greet me when I get home

WELL BITCH, WHY DON'T YOU?
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>>24729452
I wish I could be that satellite
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>"anon, needs a girlfriend, he's still a virgin"
My mom said this to my female cousin and her boyfriend right in front of me.
>mfw they actually started brainstorming possible people

Funny thing is there was no way my Mom could have known since I moved away for 9 years. Is it really that easy to tell?
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"I wish I could find a boyfriend like you anon"
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>senior year
>In library after school
>only me, librarian and asian qt transfer student
>librarian asks what year im in
>oh umm i'm a senior
>Oh! so you and QT are in the same grade
>me: mhm
>her: we are?
>TFW ive been going to school with her for 4 years
>TFW i had just talked to her in physics THAT DAY
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>>24737838

Fucking hated whenever someone told me that.
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>instead of being at home you should be looking for pussy to get laid - my mom

JUST
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>why don't you cut your hair, anon? you should cut your fucking hair
because i don't want to have to look myself in the face you bastard. even then i know that objectively i'm not as ugly as you.
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>>24751151
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LwXzTbj90L
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>>24751246
THIS IS HILARIOUS I LOVE YOU
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>>24733302
>what makes you think that?
>their response
>I'm just waiting for the right girl , one that isn't fucking stupid
>haven't found her yet

Fixed ur life anon
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>>24725332
Some kid said this once when I was high and walking like Liberty Prime. Made me a bit paranoid.
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>>24741078
You don't have to beat them, Anon, you just have to fight them.

Hell, I got my ass kicked when I cracked a smartass in the jaw, but he didn't bother me again.

You don't have to kick their ass, you just have to show them you're not gonna take their shit.
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This one hit me pretty hard when i first heard it but today i'm mostly over it because it wasn't nearly as offensive as i thought, in fact i have fully embraced it.

College was about to finish and our math teacher always did this one thing where he lectures the class about the shit they're going to be facing from now on and a little comment about us, amazingly he never got in trouble for this because he was a respected teacher, for some reason.

He starts with the stacies and chads, "pretty but shallow and selfish", "popularity isn't going to do you any good unless you're willing to demean yourself", "you better start practicing even more and strike a deal with the NFL because those grades are some of the lowest this school has seen".

Then he moves on to the rest; "keep up the good work", "i am going to be honest with you, art is just a waste of time", "smoking that stuff doesn't make you any cooler, you were an unpopular dork before and now you're an unpopular pothead, does that make you happy? is this what you wanted?".

Then it's finally my turn, i didn't have any friends and never actively tried to look for some, i mostly slept my way through college but got a solid B in the end, i never got into trouble, i wasn't bullied, i never did ANYTHING at all.

So what does he tell me? "Unremarkable".

Nobody made a sound, even though they laughed at people before me, one girl got called a retard in the subtlest way possible and somehow what he told me was the worst one.
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