ITT: We post really depressing screenshots
I want to feel devastated.
I'll dump some of what I have.
um.. you're not funny.
here's one from last week
I don't know what to fucking write next to these.
>>24723706
Lol what a pussy normie. He had a facebook and friends probly a gf as well and he offed himself well I say good riddence I wish more normies would kill themselves
http://www.2arms1head.com/
>>24724272
Please undo your entire existence.
toasting in ebin dread
found on Google maps near where I live
fucked me up
>>24723706
elliot on penis size
Couldn't bring myself to reply
>>24724711
woah, my dick is above average
that cheers me up
>>24724685
I dont get it, what it mean?
>>24724860
above world average which includes small dicked asians and indians
>>24723751
oh shit this is me
There's a few of these
>>24723751
Fuck, at the point I would've just killed whoever said that. I always played around in the library during lunch.
Fuck lol, how does anyone tolerate that sort of attitude towards them
Its a bit different because they're probably not dead but
>that one skype friend who never comes online again
>>24724973
This makes me think about my own life.
I don't have someone that would care THAT much, except for family, like my mom.
I just wish... I just wish.
>>24724973
I deleted my old facebook but I remember having a few similar drunken exchanges when my ex girlfriend died.
https://twitter.com/JessicaRedfield/with_replies?lang=en
The thing about the internet is the dead leave a trace. They leave their account and never come back. I'm sure there are other accounts of tragedy victims.
>>24725167
Damn...that's dark.
rip
>>24724924
5.5 is also the average for white people
>>24723759
Oh fuck my heart sank seeing that...
>>24725167
>friend replies to last tweet "a true fan would be in a better timezone"
>white knight replies months later criticizing her friend
>gets btfod because he's a retard
>>24724727
>mfw i'm the weirdo sending messages like these to my ex
>>24725214
I think it wasn't until social media that I realized how sudden death can be. Like any post could be your last post, this could be my last, before something horrific happens. I could be having an ordinary day then bam I get gunned down along with 15 others. Nothing unique about the day, I didn't go into a bad neighbourhood or go to a different route, I was just having a normal day.
Pic related, Gilles Leclerc and his girlfriend minutes before being gunned down in the Paris attacks.
I realize there are a couple people here that don't really have any friends. So I'm going to do something probably really stupid. If ANYONE needs someone to talk to, about anything, I'll be there. I'll be your friend. My kik is wat_are_life. My Skype is UnorthodoxxMk1. Again, this is a stupid idea, but if it helps even one of you it'd be worth it.
>>24725167
sad but this was pretty funny
>Michael Jones
>>24725364
Are you the typical robot who hates all women and blames Chad and Tyrone for all of his problems? Because if that's the case I don't want to talk to you.
>>24723759
I saw a video about my uncle in the same situation.
>>24725364
I'd talk to you, but I don't have a kik or skype. My problems aren't large enough to warrant a conversation, though.
I know what is wrong with me, and I know how to fix it, but I don't want to fix it, because I feel like somehow something will change in the future and something will fix it. I've heard stories of people waiting for something that never came, but maybe I'm different.
Thank you for the offer, anon.
>>24725337
>Yeah, you feel bad for her but some of the tweets you feel like "Don't do it!" because of hindsight, like the one about her convincing this guy to go with her. I wonder if he died too. Plus the scolding of her friend for not coming.
This is OC, enjoy it in whatever way it is you can.
>>24725364
do you have a steam acc?
>>24725420
Not in the slightest. I hate people like that as well. Nice 420, btw.
>>24725337
If you read some of his tweet replies, the amount of shit he gets is insane. He was already devastated by her death and being the last one she talked to and then he gets all this negativity, scolding him for making fun of her and stuff as if he knew she was gonna die minutes later or something.
>>24725447
fucking piece of shit
>>24725457
Yeah. Same as my skype.
>>24725495
lmao mad normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxDo0j6l2s8
Probably not complete dread as the thread recommends due to it being a happy moment, but hey, still sad to consider because Alzheimers is fucked.
>>24723759
that is rly depressing. THANKS ANON.
>>24724650
kek'd hard phanpy
what the fuck did i just read
>>24725043
>but in the end you make it home so you wouldn't like it
GOD DAMN IT
NO
STOP
FUCKING STOP
THIS IS NOT FUCKING OKAY
>>24725350
Gilles seems like a bro
I would have liked to talk to Gilles in my shitty french
>>24724478
>REEEEEEE.PNG
>>24725484
Normies are cold and vicious unfeeling bunch of savages.
>>24725447
>not wanting to see the one you hate in such a crippled state
Even through a screen I can taste your fear.
>>24725337
FUCK
There's a shitton of people calling him an asshole in the replies. Literally the 2 previous tweets you see in her page are a friendly conversation with him. It was so obvious that it was just a friendly joke.
That guy already felt like shit because of her friend's death and then he probably felt even worse because of some morons with no observation skills nor reading comprehension.
>>24725822
Yeah, as if he had prediction powers or something and he used it to make jokes about how she shouldn't have been there.
I didn't take this screenshot, but god it sucks going thru your fb conversations and seeing all those "Facebook Users".
>>24726356
I mean of course some of them just deleted their accounts, but I'm absolutely sure most of them blocked me.
>>24723751
um.. you don't get to pick friends
>>24723706
you might enjoy screenshotsofdespair.tumblr.com
Anyway, pic related
I feel like a lot of robots may enjoy postsecret.
Ah man. Threads like this always make me think of my dog and then I inevitably end up crying like a little bitch. It's been months now. People have told me that he's just a dog but I guess it's just different when that stupid dog was your only friend for 15 years
>>24723759
Thanksgiving is shit anyway. It's no better than Valentines Day. Feel bad for the guy, though.
>>24723759
>tfw being on an oncology service during thanksgiving week
sometimes i hate being a doctor
>>24727845
>People have told me that he's just a dog
Have they not owned pets?
>>24723706
>oh boohoo waaah nobody wubs me i better kil myself :'^(
The festering /r9k/ populace is braver than these kind of faggots.
my brother killed himself a little over a year ago with little warning, and just like this, I so wish I hadn't taken him for granted
>>24727717
I love post secret
>>24727845
those people are rude dumb bitches
>>24728252
Why is your sister such a bitch.
She complains that your brother's "pessimism" is making her feel depressed, instead of trying to cheer him up, in a stupefying display of narcissism.
Not to mention the part where she assumes he's just being pessimistic instead of his reality just being utter shit.
>>24725435
You can talk to me. My phone number is 360, 951, 1765.
And you all honestly wonder why you are so sad all of the time?
It is because all you focus on is sadness.
You need to come to God. You will feel better.
>>24728687
why would I go to God, he made me an abomination
>>24728687
You need to go to church and be yelled at to feel better.
>this is what theists actually believe
>>24725408
>just says oops
Fuckin kek
>>24725495
Shut the fuck up, you have no idea about his circumstances.
>>24728734
No God did not.
>>24728746
You don't have to go to church.
>>24728888
Are you a robot trolling or did you wander here by accident?
>>24725167
that really, really bothers me
>>24729047
I'm a robot.
Doesn't stop me from knowing God is real.
>>24728439
That's not my family, was just comparing our situations.
You're right though, the sister was being such a cunt.
>>24729220
Why do you worship an entity that is so inconsequential we can't even know that it exists?
>>24728687
god has forsaken us
>>24727870
Go cry into your piles of money you fucking normalfaggot.
>>24729345
You say God isn't important so we can't know God exists or not?
God is very important.
That doesn't make very much sense.
>>24729352
You have forsaken yourselves.
>>24729490
If your god was important we would probably see some evidence of it existing. For example normies have evidence they exist because they're important (friends, pics on social media, mentions in other places, accomplishments in real life we can point to), whereas robots do not. Robots don't exist to the world because we don't do anything. The fact that you can debate our existence means we are not important or worthy or praise let alone worship.
>>24723706
get holocausted nigga.
>>24729557
How about the Universe?
>>24729398
being a doctor doesn't even help when you're an ugly manlet
>>24729557
And everything that's in it?
Also speak for yourself.
>>24729592
If the universe is proof of your god then the universe is proof of every other religions gods. Tell me why you think you're right and they're wrong.
I'll save you time, you can't because you're lying.
>>24724860
Average on the Internet is 7.5
>>24724650
>Mam
N O R T H E A S T
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>>24729569
>stays home all week
>deserves a day off
dude Wut?
we are not important
>>24729617
>>24729490
It's the reverse. We don't know whether god exists -> his impact is minimal ->god is unimportant.
I think anyway, something like that. Free will, morality, hands-off god etc.
The bottom line is that gnosticism is choosing to believe something that isn't objectively true.
That's where intellectual suicide and the leap of FAITH come into play.
>>24729674
First of all because of the message.
Because of information which turned out to be true, which could not have been known at the time.
>>24729749
How do you know something is objective without an absolute point of view/will?
>>24725250
6 inches for white people. Unless you count Anglos and Celts as white.
This one gets me particularly hard because the only thing stopping me from killing myself is that my father still cares about me
>>24729490
>God is very important.
Different anon here, I don't see why such a thing would be important.
It's like pointing to some location outside the observable universe and claiming there's something astounding there.
Sure, it might exist, but what does it matter? We can't observe it or interact with it.
It has no practical significance, so it's not really that important.
>>24727870
I talked to a pediatric oncology specialist as part of my job a few weeks ago. I literally cannot comprehend the amount of mental toughness he must possess to be able to work that job and keep a positive attitude.
Godspeed anon, keep up the good fight
>>24729829
Oh wow you aren't a troll after all. Go ahead and tell me about these amazing predictions that totally prove the existence of your deity. I'm very curious to hear about the peculiar manner in which the Lord of all time and space chose to reveal himself to you and why he has never done so to me.
>>24729829
Ultimately nothing is objective, which is in line with the whole ~faith~ thing. No matter how much anyone believes anything it may only be real to them.
For the purposes of this conversation, empirical evidence would be considered objective. That's in your favor btw since it's literally impossible to prove something subjectively.
>>24725167
>https://twitter.com/JessicaRedfield/with_replies?lang=en
>tfw my dad is still in my facebook friend's list
I can't bring myself to delete him ;_;
>>24729747
Walter sounds pretty important.
Cosmic irrelevance doesn't mean terrestrial insignificance.
>>24729884
Except that without out nothing would exist and you wouldn't be here to claim how it is so unimportant.
Religion has done a lot for mankind.
>>24729912
Things can be objective when God comes into the picture.
>>24729899
I'll give you a few.
Well, the predictions won't make sense nor will they matter if you don't think scripture is the word of God.
But I'll name a few things in short, the shape of the Earth, the importance of blood, remember that Doctors used to bleed patients not long ago, how atoms make up everything, that light, meaning radio waves can be sent and received as speech.
That is just a few.
>>24730011
Nothing matter without an ultimate purpose.
There is no ultimate purpose without God, because there is no ultimate will.
No ultimate goal.
>>24730056
Unless you're god, nothing is objective. Assuming that your personal god is omniscient in the first place.
>>24723706
this is p brutal
>>24730113
God is what allows thing to be objective, you don't need to be God to understand that.
All that omniscient means is knowing all that there is possible to know.
>>24730056
Have you actually even read the Bible? Have you researched about who wrote it and when? Do that for me, please, because it's actually hilarious.
Secondly, the Greeks had already accurately measured the circumference of the earth, let alone were aware of the shape, many centuries before Jesus lived. Read about the well in Alexandria. This was common knowledge for educated people, but since the Bible was written by a couple of schizophrenic vagrants I guess maybe they thought this was a big revelation. And since when is saying that blood is important a revelation so unpredictable that it counts as ironclad proof of divinity? If you stab someone they bleed out and die, no fucking shit it's important. What sort of retard would not know that?
will you faggots shut up about god?
>>24730072
Maybe then that's why people should choose to believe in God. Faith is a choice, not something that you just wake up and realize "Oh yeah, God totally exists!" Having faith in that ultimate purpose is a daily struggle, and the only one that really matters.
Existentialism 101, my friend. It's where everyone has to start.
>>24730056
>Except that without out nothing would exist and you wouldn't be here to claim how it is so unimportant.
That's just an unfalsifiable claim you're making, I don't see how it's relevant or useful.
>Religion has done a lot for mankind.
It's also hurt a lot for mankind.
Of course this is tangential to the original discussion.
>>24730200
Apparently all of the doctors who bled their patients to death.
They accurately measured the circumference of the Earth?
Source please.
Doesn't address it's free float in space. I didn't mention that.
In the book of Job it speaks about how God hangs the Earth upon nothing. As well as how the Universe is expanding.
You didn't mention anything about what I said in regards to radio waves.
>>24730243
I'm sure you have thought there has to be something greater or some sort of God like something at least once in your life.
>>24730251
Oh, so you just popped into existence? The Universe did that as well?
Please, cause and effect.
More people have died due to communism than have died because of religious wars. And most of those deaths were due to Muslim conquest.
>>24725447
>My birthday
>>24730352
>Oh, so you just popped into existence?
Me personally? Sure.
>The Universe did that as well?
Possibly, I dunno. Humans don't really have a good answer to that.
>Please, cause and effect.
What do you mean by this?
>More people have died due to communism than have died because of religious wars. And most of those deaths were due to Muslim conquest.
Again, I don't care for religious wars. That's just humanity being human.
>>24730314
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eratosthenes
Is your Google broken? If you refuse to acknowledge reality until I fucking spoon feed you like a vegetable were gonna be here all night.
>>24730453
Still not addressing any other other things I said.
>>24730452
You didn't, you are only here because of billions of causes.
We have two very great answer for that, the first being God, the second being the Big Bang, which was just a model used to explain the cause of the Universe without God.
Causality. It's very important in physics.
Basically it says every cause needs and effect, and that you can't get more out of the effect than you had in the total of all causes.
An easy example of this is you can't get a cat from a dog. Or how hot cannot come from cold. Intelligence cannot come from non-intelligence.
Post more depressing pictures and shut the fuck up about religion.
>>24730522
Let's just knock down one issue at a time. Do you admit you're wrong on this point? If you admit you're wrong we can move on to the next point, if you don't understand yet we can talk more until you do. I will expect you to be able to use something like Google in the future.
>>24730523
b-but anon, these two faggots are going to settle a a question that great minds have wrestled with for centuries! right here on 4chan!
>>24730575
First of all, I never said the Bible said it first.
Second of all, I forgot to mention about Earth free float in space, which was an important detail.
I also never said no one else ever mentioned that the Earth was round.
So no, nothing I said was wrong.
>>24730620
>I'm retarded.
Well I always had an inkling, but it's brave of you to just come out and say it.
>>24725043
>>that one skype friend who never comes online again
I had a Steam friend from the Philippines, he was poor so I bought him CS:GO to play, then the earthquake happened and he never came back online
>736 days since last online
>>24730522
>You didn't, you are only here because of billions of causes.
I guess I misinterpreted what you meant by "popped".
>We have two very great answer for that, the first being God, the second being the Big Bang, which was just a model used to explain the cause of the Universe without God.
I don't see how gods are a good answer. What evidence is there?
The Big Bang isn't really a good answer either, but it would look to be the best astrophysicists can come up with.
>Causality. It's very important in physics.
I'm not sure what that has to do with gods though.
>Basically it says every cause needs and effect
Don't you mean every effect has some cause(s)?
>cat from a dog.
Its atoms could spontaneously rearrange to form a cat, there's some non-zero probability.
>Or how hot cannot come from cold.
It's also possible that an atom can spontaneously jump an energy level. Of course many of them doing this simultaneously becomes less probable with increasing number.
>Intelligence cannot come from non-intelligence.
What is intelligence?
>>24725447
this is typical, messaging the fuck up brother or sister when the parents are sick, he probably didn't answer lol
>>24730663
It appears you have abandoned the argument.
Take care.
>>24730681
As I've said before, a lot.
Well, at least you seem to know that the big bang isn't the end all be all like atheists and many people here think it is.
Yes, I got that backwards, sorry.
But they can't, so what you said is meaningless.
Again, we have never seen such a thing, and I'm sure scientists all over would be scrambling about to find out what really caused it.
Intelligence is the ability to obtain and use knowledge and skills.
what music do you guys like to listen to when depressed?
>>24729747
Fucking hell, none of them get the name right
>>24730798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTMqes6HDqU
>>24730781
>As I've said before, a lot.
Cite it.
>Well, at least you seem to know that the big bang isn't the end all be all like atheists and many people here think it is.
I get the impression our species will die out before we know, but that's a guess.
>But they can't, so what you said is meaningless.
They can, they just usually don't.
>Again, we have never seen such a thing, and I'm sure scientists all over would be scrambling about to find out what really caused it.
They would likely never be able to replicate it, and blame it on a fluke.
>Intelligence is the ability to obtain and use knowledge and skills.
I don't see why that cannot come from something not intelligent.
>>24730798
I listen to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEsOww93NM0
reminds me of my teenage years
>>24730798
this song gets me every time
>>24730835
The Earth is a ROUND (Isaiah 40:22) The Earth is a sphere The Earth is a flat disk
Incalculable number of stars (Jeremiah 33:22) Incalculable number of stars Only 1100 stars
Free float of Earth in space (Job 26:7) Free float of Earth in space Earth sat on a large animal
Creation made of invisible elements (Hebrews 11:3) Creation made of invisible elements (atoms) Science is mostly ignorant on the subject
Each star is different (1 Corinthians 15:41) Each star is different All stars were the same
Light moves (Job 38:19,20) Light moves Light was fixed in place
Air has weight (Job 28:25) Air has weight Air was weightless
Winds blow in cyclones (Ecclesiastes 1:6) Winds blow in cyclones Winds blew straight
Blood is the source of life and health (Leviticus 17:11) Blood is the source of life and health Sick people must be bled
Ocean floor contains deep valleys and mountains (2 Samuel 22:16; Jonah 2:6) Ocean floor contains deep valleys and mountains The ocean floor was flat
Ocean contains springs (Job 38:16) Ocean contains springs Ocean fed only by rivers and rain
When dealing with disease, hands should be washed under running water (Leviticus 15:13) When dealing with disease, hands should be washed under running water Hands washed in still water
>>24730855
forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO4dxvguQDk
>>24730835
>They can
Cite it
>fluke
Baseless assertion
Okay, go ahead and explain how something non-intelligent would spawn something of intelligence.
I'll be waiting.
oh fuck guys just post depressing shit jesus fucking christ
leave god out of 4chan
>>24730835
This
>>24730861
Is a comparison of what the Bible said and what Science at the time said.
Bible verse, what it said, what science said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SufAKh_bHsU
>>24724711
I'd rather have a small penis than a big dick a girl will never see
>>24730781
I haven't abandoned it, but you failed the test. So now we're stuck.
>>24725043
i am fucking crying. death is fucking scary.
>>24730861
>>24730896
There's already a standard rebuttal to this, but the post limit prevents me from pasting everything.
See
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Science_Confirms_the_Bible
>>24730883
>Baseless assertion
No, as in imagine some once-in-a-lifetime event happens, and you're actually able to measure it.
Odds are you're never going to be able to replicate that event, so you can't even study it. You're more likely to blame said event on a fluke of the measuring equipment.
>Okay, go ahead and explain how something non-intelligent would spawn something of intelligence.
Evolution of intelligent life on earth.
I've grown bored of this, so I'm going to stop responding.
This thread gave me depression.
>>24729746
It's clearly a troll
>>24728439
Well if she had no idea what her brother's situation was really like, I would have read that status as your completely average, vague, angsty teenage bullshit. Do you actually know if he'd ever opened up to her about anything bad before? If he'd in any way asked for help? The relationships between many siblings is that they constantly tease and talk shit with their siblings even if they really love each other. She probably knew nothing about what he was going through, made a careless comment and will without a doubt regret it for the rest of her life. I think calling her a bitch is a bit harsh.
>>24730988
A rebuttal that met a rebuttal that met a rebuttal ad infinitum
The wiki you posted only explain things further.
So literally a miracle? The things Jesus performed?
Evolution never happened.
Me too, take care of yourself.
>>24725364
I don't need to talk, but you're a good guy.
>>24723937
Oh my fucking god
Bri I miss you :'(
Waahhhhhh. Wwwaaahhhhhhhh.
>>24728687
lol may as well believe in allah and become a follower of prophet Mohammed to top it off.
kek a religious nut single handedly ruined this thread
>>24725408
>oops
Smooth
>>24729876
Why is this the only thing that made me feel sad in the whole thread.
>>24724650
Women and their lies everybody
>>24729876
Same here anon. I think about suicide almost daily because I'm in immense physical pain and of course emotional pain yadda yadda. But reading a snippet like this is just too fucking real. I couldn't put my dad through this.
>>24728439
>She complains that your brother's "pessimism" is making her feel depressed, instead of trying to cheer him up, in a stupefying display of narcissism.
normies in a nutshell
>>24725663
stop bait plz.
>>24729876
>This one gets me particularly hard
gay
>>24727645
He's so qt in GOT but here he just looks washed up
>>24730585
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
DA NU NU NUHH
DA NUH NUH NUH
>>24725043
>tfw my only friend has drifted away from me and only occasionally makes single replies to me on skype (<1 time a month)
it's crushing.
>>24730798
My own unfinished songs and lament the fact i'll never complete them
>>24723706
You ripped this right off from Sad Screenshots Taken Out of Context on facebook.
>>24728687
I tried, felt nothing
>>24728252
Come the fuck on, this is from Sad Screenshots Taken Out Of Context on facebook.
GUYSSSS.
>>24724685
Swekek?
(tiptop originality)
Gonna dump some OC, l guess.
>>24725447
Why does nobody charge their damn phone
Fucking stone cold, Clev...
>>24725167
sorry senpai but I can't feel sorry
>>24727686
My heart, it hurts...
You people are brutal. I'd do anything for someone if they loved me.
>>24729569
If it's true then it's too much for me...
>>24730123
Holy shit, is that person me. Anon if this is you please reply
>>24723759
i laughed at his face
>>24729569
For one time we have a real kekold here.
>>24732999
My chick is schizo, aside from a couple times where there was problems with her medications things have been fine
>>24724478
shut the fuck up reddit fag
who cares about that weak faggot in OPs pic
This was my partner. Asked it with complete sang-froid. I'll never know what they were thinking.
>>24730961
where did all these sensitive faggots come from?
fucking normies and their reddit tier feels
fucking die you weak faggot
>>24733094
Shh. Calm down baby bot bud. It's ok. You're ok. We're all in this together.
>>24732999
what the fuck is this image
just take a normal fucking screenshot I cant follow this shit
jesus christ yeah I mad
>>24733270
thought the same thing tbhhhhhhh
Yeahhh this can't fuck with /b/ sad thread but kudos to new content I guess.
>>24730751
Typical in a "white" family. Anyways does every mom send repeat texts like that cuz mine does all the time.
>>24725447
This is the only pic that got to me. Esp because my mom sends repeating texts like that all the time..
>>24733439
*content ripped from facebook meme pages
Also what did you expect from people down on their luck and buried in mostly first world problems?
>>24729876
I know that feel so hard man.
>>24723751
What the fuck is wrong with people...
Reminds me of that one kid in school who came up to me and said: Every friend is also an enemy, if you remain friends with phil(childhood friend of mine) people will shun and alienate you.
Big word for someone who admited to having tasted his own cum during truth or dare, fucking faggot.
>>24733578
You don't taste your own cum?
>>24733636
Of course i do, but talking about that shit publically is social suicide, at least when youre a teen in highschool.
>>24732647
what's your skype mate?
?
>>24732647
They're probably thinking of suicide m8, so cheer up, it's probably not your fault then.
>>24732719
>>24732799
ayy, always wondered when I'd see SSTOOC mentioned outside of facebook.
S2 here
>>24733951
Does this mean we get to be friends?
>>24733976
All signs point to no
>>24733951
Fuck you pussy and your staged screenshots. I know what you said about me in the group chat
>>24734027
I'm going to take a screenshot of this and send it to your page as a sad screenshot. :'(
I like original admin better anyway.
>>24734038
What did Sadfag2 say about you? Were you a faggot? Or is he a faggot?
>>24734049
I like him better too, don't worry
>>24734038
There is a group chat?
>>24734085
He's a little manipulative faggot who talks behind your back, so he'd be the faggot.
>>24734152
If this is actually s2, fuck off you slimy faggot
>>24723751
Has there ever been a time when someone like this has been BTFOd? I just cant imagine someone saying this and me not outright telling them to fuck off.
>>24734181
Rofl, who is this - because I am S2
>>24729833
>that cheeky implication that Anglos have small cocks
British average is higher than American, also being British and a little over 8" myself.
>>24734263
>also being British and a little over 8" myself
oh same.
i have a really shit twink body though. No clue how that worked out hormone wise.
>>24734208
You know exactly who this is, stop playing games you queer
>>24734332
>Twink body
>Shit
Lel, are you mental? Mate you could get so much free attention/gifts/validation from neckbeards on 4chan for being twinkmode.
Bonus since you have a big cock.
Play the cards you're dealt, boyo!
>>24734390
I already did when I was like 15
it's boring in the end
>>24734420
Nah senpai, I whore my cock and body around a lot to muscle worshippers, or just sissies who like big dicks and stuff, it never gets old.
Don't know what you where even doing if it got boring.
>>24734468
Come to think of it I still technically do that shit on Grindr by sending my dick pics to faceless people, it's just a different mechanism.
I'm bored of life full stop. I haveborderline personality disorderand combine it with twink body I obsess about whether my behaviour is womanly all the time. I don't like women even though I'm a bisexual.
>>24734523
Oh shit that's a good idea actually, I might try that too.
Craigslist is great if you want a quick fuck, just wrap it beforehand incase they have an STD or somethingI have BPD as well, that might be why I'm a sex crazed freak
>>24734586
Lol I've done it all before. This thread is thankfully dead but honestly I've probably fucked triple digit guys and I'm really not proud. Totally burned out, I was on so many fucking gay hookup sites. All I did for like 2 years was drink/attempt suicide/self harm/fuck ugly old men for validation/think about dying. Do all big dick people have crazy illnesses? I've never known a normal one.
>>24724973
That one hit me hard and I don't even have a gf.
>>24734620
Yeah I've got plenty of illnesses, tried to kill myself plenty of times, involuntarily committed etc
It's probably just because big dick= validation, and 2much validation= vapid slut.
You sound like some slut master or something, mirin', maybe if I sleep around enough someone will love me
>>24724727
>frommom.jpg
>>24732999
>Dated bi-polar girl
>Was nearly raped one night
>>24734660
Yeah me too. I just hate listing them off because I start to sound Tumblr as fuck.
Honestly that's really fucking unlikely. I wonder how common pseudonormies like us are on this board?
I really do try not to be vapid but it's an uphill fight. I have 0 fucking patience for bullshit anymore, so I've just cut everyone off.
>>24734586
>BPD
wew lad nice meme disorder
>>24734685
What's meme about it?
>>24727870
>not having full autism or schizoid disorder
How else would you manage that shit?
>>24734683
No, it's because all of the special snowflakes saying they have all these illnesses and making us look bad.I have legit psychosis and people think I'm some archetype Hannibal lector, but I haven't killed a human in my entire life
I'm not a normie, just a slut. Id rather be a KHV robot than a slut.
I'm not very vapid, if it's thin and had a hole I'd probably fuck it.
>>24734685
Borderline personality disorder, not bipolar depression you tard.
>>24730798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XLkm2OeApw
I feel so fucking hopeless I think I'm going to end it in a few weeks. But I'd be sad to leave my only internet friend behind, they'd probably wonder why I just stopped messaging them. It would probably make them worry if I just said goodbye though.
http://thetweethereafter.com/
this site's pretty intense - shows people's last tweets before they died, as well as saying how and when they died.
>>24734739
I had a psychotic episode when I was 14 and nobody did anything to help me, I still hallucinate sometimes to this day but never full blown crazy.
I was such a slut. I fucked so many disgusting fat old men and always without fail regretted it. I don't know why I do it. The other week I wanked 25 times in a waking day, I don't understand myself.
>>24734780
I'm on Prozac pristiq, and shit ton of seroquel. These really help, I would get on meds if I where you.
I hate taking meds.
Why disgusting old men? Why not fuck some jacked, big dicked Chad or something?
Lel yeah, I'm the same. Except I came 7 times in a row, but was shooting blanks after that.
25 times sounds like a lot, albeit it within 24 hours.
>>24734739
>I have legit psychosis
Huh, if you were psychotic right now you would literally be in a mental hospital from acting so strange and being a danger to yourself. You literally lose contact with reality and wouldn't be posting here on 4chan coherently, you would be out on the streets performing strange rituals and seeing patterns in things.
>>24734840
No I refuse to take meds. Side effects are horrid and long term they fuck you up. I plan to be dead pre 40 anyway so I'd rather not waste away on that shit.
I did jacked big dicked chads too, but usually when I wanted it it had to be THEN and RIGHT NOW. Lots more old men available instantly than chads at 4am.
No, it was in 10 hours. I kept cumming until...15?
>>24734874
Here comes the archetype shit again, what you just explained was schizophrenia btw.
Educate yourself.
>>24734878
Yeah I did at first before I realised the meds help keep me calm, I was worried about it fucking with my hormones and gains.
But then again, they're not for everybody.
Whatever tickles your fancy, love.
>15 times in 10 hours
You're a machine! Jesus Christ that's pretty amazing.
You should top more often
>>24730798
pop emo punk shit like Alkaline Trio or Brand New.
>>24734941
I'm pretty sure my hormones are fucked up anyway. Certain things like neck acne are apparently signs of it, I really need to go to the doctor and ask for tests.
They're absolutely not for me and never will be.
I'm a dom top and have been since 13.
>>24734974
My first steroid cycle I got cystic acne in my neck, same when I depleted my estrogen to nearly zero
A twink top huh.... Wow that's pretty erotic, no wonder you're such a slut.
It was nice talking to you buddy, I gotta hit the gym.
Peace!
>>24725447
Do you guys think that some fathers deserve their children's love?
My dad (step-dad) was a piece of shit. He was selfish and greedy, he made my mom pay for practically everything even though he made $40,000 a year more
He did drugs intermittently, gave no shits about family anything, and was repeatedly a piece of shit to me and my little cousins.
Then, when my mom divorced him, he somehow weaseled his way into getting alimony (again, even though he makes more) and stole important documents from us after he broke in.
He now hangs out with a whore and begs me for money so he can do speedballs.
Fuck him.
>>24725043
>tfw this happened to me
>tfw had to wipe my phone to not cry everythime I looked for an old text.
I still have videos of him that I watch every few weeks. We joke about a race for who would off themselves first. It wasn't a joke, I guess.
>>24735057
So you think maybe I'm actually high test? That would be surprising.
Yeah man I don't like "omg bottom boi ;3 fags" for whatever reason. Enjoy the gym.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAmko4fvkC0
Thread theme. I have a whole folder of OC for this shit, but it would only really make sense in context.
OC time.
My brother had paranoid schizophrenia and we refused to get him institutionalized (it's fucking terrible here)
He was 19 when he took his own life.
Picture related, his note. It's a month old or so, I carry it around with me in my wallet.
I miss him.
>>24729876
this made me tear up
fuck you man
>>24735115
Rip, i hope he's in a better place
>>24730809
fucking stellar choice anon
>>24735115
fucking graph paper
>>24730798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6zr4ZfkxZg
the best
>>24732999
was this thread posted often or was I here too often in 2014?
>>24735170
He was obsessed with numbers, kept finding patterns in them and losing himself in it.
I don't know where my mom is keeping his notebook, but it was full of numbers and random pattern combinations.
>>24735188
They're never truly random.
What does the bit that's been half erased say?
>>24735220
"Let me explain"
Not sure why he erased it.
>>24735220
By random I meant different. Different pattern combinations. I suppose random pattern can be an oxymoron unless you're talking about chaotic systems.
>>24725447
>yet another ironic page to help you battle crippling depression.
Sup man, kinda figured you post here
>>24730679
I CAN RELATE VERY MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24725447
Holy shit, dude. Charge your phone.
>>24735062
>husband fucking his wife over like wives fuck their husbands over
he's based but kind of shitty too I don't know how to feel tbhfamsmh
>>24736622
lol no he's not based he's a pathetic druggie
kill yourself
>>24724650
Ooh the infamous dead grandma ploy
>>24725345
>mfw I wish my ex would send me these messages
>had to break up because she became an internet attention whore
>>24737014
>had to
you chose your path friend enjoy it
>>24737035
She made a youtube video claiming it was for some breast cancer charity (I knew her, there was no charity) of her jiggling her tits, talking about their size ect. for viewers.
I told her how it made me feel and she told me "you'll get over it".
Anyone who doesn't leave at that point is a fucking c.uck
>>24737116
Okay that's different and you were right. Sorry I jumped to conclusions but there are just so many fucking retards on here with no clue what an actual attention whore is.
>>24735115
You should knock yourself off as well, keep the family tradition going.
>>24737144
It's all good breh
>>24723751
I did the exact same shit at 16.
Was at my lunch table and they told me to go the fuck away because nobody wanted me there.
Haven't tried to befriend anyone since. People are evil.
