What's your character alignment, robots?
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd%2Fdnd%2F20001222b
Lawful Neutral fag here.
Also if you're not in the orange you're either a goody-two-shoes normie or a childish edgelord.
bump to be perfecto honesto mi famiglia
I'll throw you a bone, sure.
Neutral Good, so that would be Good
>>24722804
Chaotic neutal
Lawful neutral reporting in fampai
I've played so many characters over the years.
The only alignments I haven't played have been Neutral Evil and Chaotic Evil. Everything else has had at least one character.
My favorites to play have been Lawful aligned characters I think.
Chaotic neutral here
>>24723403
I pepe'd my pants tbhq fampai
Neutral goodnever been posted before senpai
>>24722804
neutral evil, not even trying to be edgey to be honest family
>>24723323
>>24722804
Sup lawful neutral friends? Shall we merrily obey laws for no real moral reason?
>took this test 3 years ago
>got chaotic neutral
>took it last year
>chaotic evil
>took it recently
>neutral evil
so it's safe to say i'm just edgy
>>24723474
It's just easier anon
>mello
>chaotic good
>L
>lawful neutral
This list is fucking rearded
>two years ago
>chaotic neutral
>one year ago
>true neutral
>current
>neutral evil
>>24722804
Lawful Good
>neutral
Don't know what I expected from my boring self.
>>24723728
yeah it's not perfect
there are tons though
>Neutral Evil
Always knew I was a wicked asshole.
who /lawfulevil/ here
i crave authoritarianism
Chaotic Evil
>tfw edgelord sociopath for life
>>24722804
Chaotic good. evil doesn't obey the rules, and sometimes you have to bend or break them to take it out
Chaotic Evil, i was kind of surprised I didn't think I was that shitty of a person. Oh well.
>>24722804
What a fucking horrible alignment chart. Jesus Christ, this person had no idea what they were doing.
>True neutral
Random text for robot, please let me post.
Neutral Evil, yea that sounds like me 2bh. It's not that I dislike other people, I just much prefer myself.
>>24722804
Chaotic Neutral.
Makes sense i guess.
>>24723473
>>24724150
>>24724482
Nothing wrong with neutral evil. It means you recognize the world for what it really is and don't get sucker punched by life.
I don't know if heaven, nirvana, or valhalla exist but I do know this. We are only going to live this particular life once and there is no point in living it for anyone else but yourself.
True neutral.
but posting bloxxxx is a point toward chaotic
Internet always says I'm true neutral, I feel like I'm lawful neutral, but I wanna be lawful good!
Lawful Evil but more evil than light, I would write everyone that tried to run a first world country. I would bring about world peace unlike dumb ass light going small time nonsense.
Chaotic neutral to be honest family
who /thinks they got the wrong alignment/ here?
I got Chaotic Neutral but I was really expecting Lawful Neutral.
Huh.
>>24724628
>topple the major world governments
>bring about world peace
No matter how bad the world is with the powers that be, it would be much worse without them.
God tier:
True neutral
Great tier:
Lawful neutral
Chaotic neutral
Okay tier:
Lawful evil
Chaotic good
Meh tier:
Lawful good
Good
Evil
Edgy tier:
Chaotic evil
lawful good for helping community when you get none of the same in return
Lawful neutral reporting
>>24724692
You're probably too immature and anti-authoritarian for a lawful alignment.
You'd need to be able to tolerate something like the government machine-gunning rioters to protect the greater good, at least outwardly.
>mfw true neutral
I got True Neutral.
I usually roleplay Neutral Good or Chaotic Good.
>>24724763
Well as long as the rioters are only machine-gunned outwardly I guess it's ok.
True Neutral here. IIRC last time I took it I was Chaotic Neutral.
Idk, feels neutral.
>>24724763
I'm not anti-authoritarian, I respect the law and follow it. I don't like the government itself too much, but I respect the law. The description of Chaotic Neutral says that I'm "opportunistic", which I can see.
>>24724133
Lawful evil, want to be lawful good, a paladin.
>True Neutral
I imagine most robots will score this.
rolled chaotic neutral. it fits, i'm certainly not lawful or evil.
>>24723323
How did you manage to say 'senpai'?
Neutral.
True Neutral, somehow I feel we're the most unpredictable/unreliable, coin can fall on either side.
Neutral
>>24722804
Lawful Good here. I'm objectively a better person than all of you.
Chaotic neutral. Makes sense.
Chaotic Neutral.
Which really sucks, because I work for a Lawful Evil organization that pretends to be Lawful Good.
>>24722804
Completely neutral. Seems about right.
>>24724692
Chaotic neutral here, chaos isn't about being edgy or anti-authority, it's about liberty and freedom. Law is oppressive and forces people to obey rules. Chaos says that people are free to do as they wish.
>>24722804
neutral
i thought i'd get lawful neutral
>>24722804
Chaotic Neutral here, actually pretty accurate, though those questions were pretty dumb.
neutral good according to that, but life is never so clean and fantastical, so I'd say more true neutral
I'd be the kind of person who'd fight >>24725076 as a midboss and die so he could atone and join the hero's party
Chaotic Good
I'm gonna save you, whether you like it or not.
True Neutral for lyfe.
>>24724936
Are you trolling?
I meant that the lawful character himself would have to be able to tolerate it outwardly and on the surface, even if he doesn't completely approve of it.
>>24725092
Chaotic neutral seems to be the most common. Most robots are too hostile towards the outside world to be true neutral.
>>24722804
Lawful evil desu senpai
I'm beyond /pol/, even there I don't get accepted and get called a shill. People make fun of those extreme ben garrison pictures with the long text stories, but that's pretty much exactly how I think.
I scared off my only gf by talking about those things.
>>24726449
Chaos isn't hostile to the outside world. It's a belief in liberty and freedom. Hell, the belief in basic human rights is a chaotic belief.
>>24722804
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>>24725149
Ifam thinkfam it'sfam onlyfam blockedfam whenfam it'sfam byfam itselffam.
Otherwise a bunch of words would get changed. Family, familiar, fame, famous, famine, famished, etc.No need to ban me for spam, mods, I'm just illustrating a point.
>>24725554
The US military?
>>24722804
I don't think some of these questions are very good, in the case of a NEET like me.
>A powerful but corrupt judge offers you wealth if you'll testify against a friend.
I don't give a shit about money.
>Your community is threatened with invasion
I don't even fucking know my community.
Result is Neutral anyway, since I couldn't really give a shit about most of the choices.
>>24726607
You get a cookie.
>>24725730
>chaos isn't about being edgy or anti-authority
>it just thinks law is oppressive and people are free to do as they wish
The average person is too shallow and stupid to utilize freedom responsibly or effectively. Society just ends up like France during the Reign of Terror, or like Syria and Somalia right now. The kicker is that the people who first supported armed revolution are often the ones first targeted by radical groups later.
Intelligent people over the age of 19 who have actually studied history and world politics realize this, and don't mindlessly attack all authority under the pretext of improving society.
>>24726168
You could either be an SJW or a Republican warhawk.
>>24726837
Society is law-shit anyway. I don't care what happens to it. I'm armed and I'll defend myself if necessary.
>>24722804
I got lawful evil. I am ok with this, but it makes me wonder if I truly am a villain. That's what the majority of my family believe anyway.
Chaotic evil
>tfw I didn't do this on purpose
>>24722804
>Anything but true neutral
The morally ambiguous grey area is the best.
You get to reap the occasional benefits of being a bit of a dickbag or moralfag without going full retard.
>>24726920
>SJW
>good
>>24726535
But lawfuls and chaotics are likely to differ in their approach to securing those rights.
Chaotics are more likely to support a "gibsmedat" radical revolution, whereas lawfuls can anticipate the future, and realize that a "iiiviva la revolucion!!!" mentality will cause more problems than it solves and delay progress. Look at how well Iraq and Syria have been doing since they got their "freedom".
>>24722804
>L is neutral, not good
>Light is evil, not AT LEAST neutral or chaotic good
>Mellow is good
>that black haired guy is evil
>Misa is evil
This is a shit list.
>>24726927
You could defend yourself from tanks or air raids?
Even if all electricity, water, and food production collapsed in the wake of a revolution, you'd still be able to survive?
>>24726968
>That's what the majority of my family believe anyway.
So they believe you're a villain? Why?
>>24727072
Chaotic good isn't "good", that's the point.
>>24726742
Lawful neutral. More like lawful lazy.
>>24727308
>>24726742
Whops, wasn't for you. Sorry.
Why did they take the "neutral" out of "neutral good," "true neutral," and neutral evil?"
Fucking WotC. Why are all their decisions so bad.
>true neutral
I just want to do what I feel like doing. Is that so wrong?
>>24727210
I called my grandmother out on her bullshit. She was against me having my mother committed because she was suicidal. " your mother is not crazy" She kept repeating.
So I called the cops, they took mom to the ER, she got a psych eval and they shipped her off to a place for a couple days.
My grandmother called me complaining the next morning. So I cussed at her.
This was the first big no no. Then she started talking shit behind my back, saying that I am incapable of caring about anyone else but myself and that I probably don't even care about my lover.
So basically I let it be known that if she was going to be somewhere I won't be there. I will not attend her funeral because she is already dead to me.
Most of the family quit talking to me.
>>24727132
L is absolutely neutral. He only cares about intellectual challenges, he doesn't care about helping people for the sake of it. That's why he works alone, instead of officially joining the police or an intelligence agency where he could potentially do more good.
Most lawful evil or neutral evil people throughout history have thought in a similar way to Light. His ego is far too big to not be evil. He also wouldn't have been able to kill innocents like L if he was good.
Misa only cares about Light in a shallow, lustful way, and she has no problem killing or exploiting others for him. Think Harley Quinn.
Can't be assed to remember enough about the others.
true neutralfag reporting
>>24727373
I don't think it's officially taken out, it's just that particular chart that doesn't have it.
>>24727473
I'd Ryuk is a chaotic neutral instead of true neutral.
He is willing to let people die just for his own amusement but he doesn't come off as necessarily evil, just skewed in his morality.
Neutral boys
L master race
>>24722804
Chaotic good desu familia
>>24727418
You could still probably unfuck your relationship with them and her if you really wanted to. Is your mom better now?
Lawful neutral reporting in
Who else /apathetic/ here?
>>24722804
I don't remember the CN dude, who was he?
>>24727550
>I'd Ryuk is a chaotic neutral instead of true neutral.
Agreed. The one closest to true neutral would probably be Rem.
>>24727728
Matt, the third in line to replace L.
He only got one scene in the anime, that's probably why you don't remember him.
He got a good amount of scenes in the manga.
>>24727751
Yeah, and Rem makes more sense to be on that chart in place of Matt.
>>24727689
Not really. She still randomly starts crying for no reason.
Unfucking that relationship means I will have to apologize and I have nothing to apologize for. Thanks for listening, anon.
>>24727728
Matt, he was one of Near's associates. He was a minor character, but he has a huge cult following. Kinda like Kaworu from NGE.
>>24727767
>She still randomly starts crying for no reason.
I hope that wasn't your only reason for thinking she was suicidal.
>>24727785
>>24727765
wew thanks, It will be almost 9 years since I first watch Death Note..how fast time passes..
>>24722804
Evil. Without a doubt.
>>tfw also a med student, volunteer at hospitals in developing countries, foster abused dogs and basically everyone thinks I'm like the most moral guy around.
>>24727767
>>24727828
Oh, and sometimes it's better to apologize even if you weren't wrong.
You can feign guilt on the outside but you'll still know you're right on the inside.
>>24727828
No it wasn't. She was seeing a therapist and he was the one who alerted me that during their last session she told him some disconcerting stuff and that he was worried for her safety. I called her. She seemed quite down. I called my grandmother and met with some fierce pushback. So I said that I would rather have a live, crazy mother than a dead one.
>>24727864
Then where's the evil? Do you have people chained up in your basement or something?
neutral or chaotic neutral
>>24727877
That's a bitch move though. I try to be as transparent as possible.
>>24727942
It's not a lie that hurts anyone though.
Nobody can function in society being fully transparent.
You must want to reconcile on some level, or you wouldn't have brought it up on a Macanese frog-skinning imageboard.
>>24727922
>All the 'moral' things I do are for selfish reasons - studying med because I enjoy the process of diagnosing and treating diseases rather than to help people, volunteer overseas because I'm able to get a lot more advanced hands-on surgical experience cutting open Indians and Cambodians rather than whites and it looks good on my CV
>Cheated on every gf I've had
>Last gf was kinda chubby when we first got together but my type is definitely for slimmer girls so by the time we split up she'd developed anorexia and started self-harming.
>Steal, lie and cheat whenever literally whenever I can
>Enjoy hurting people - took up BJJ and got a fetlife account so I'd have legal outlets for this but fuck the second I can claim self-defense or provocation I'm going to cripple someone.
Lawful Good. Which is surprising because I'd never say I would be that. Oh well. At least I could RP as a loner ranger who enforced the king's justice undercover.
>just neutral
mm
>>24722804
>If your family had arranged your marriage to someone loathsome, would you:
>no option to speak up and change dat shit
>You're estranged from a family member. On his deathbed, he seeks reconciliation. Do you:
>no option to kill him
>implying i wouldn't had already killed him
>powerful but corrupt judge offers you wealth if you'll testify against a friend. Do you:
>no option to snitch/kill the bastard
>Do you donate time and money to improve the local community?
>no "i would if they deserved" option
>Your community is threatened with invasion. Do you:
>no option to summon demons
>Your country is wracked with famine. Would you:
>no option to materialize food and eat it smugly in front of others
>chaotic evil
kek, /tg/ told me i would be that
>>24728954
>Do you donate time and money to improve the local community?
>no "i would if they deserved" option
That's not chaotic evil, chaotic evil doesn't care what people "deserve".
>>24729231
oh shit, i misread
>>24722804
>expecting lawful evil
>get neutral
well that was unexpected
>>24729464
true neutral I should say
I get chaotic evil every time. I'm a shitter.
Chaotic Neutral, the leave me the fuck alone alignment.
>>24722804
Who the fuck is chaotic neutral?