JUST BE MY GF ALREADY LADIES I'M GF-STARVING OVER HERE PLS RESPOND IMMEDIATELY
Just rape them at gunpoint, family. It's not like they will say no when a pistol is in their face.
>>24722587
I'M NOT A VIOLENT MAN BUT I AM REALLY FUCKING GF-STARVED RIGHT NOW... LADIES JUST GIVE ME THE LOVE I'M ENTITLED TO I'M HERE IT'S TIME NOW
PLS BE MY BOYFRIEND
IM DESPERATE
>>24722554
This is literally me right now. I'm so fucking sick of this shit.
Is this the thread where we apply for girlfriends?
>>24723017
Post face, then I post mine :p
>>24722554
Desperation isn't a good look anon.
>>24723017
I WILL BE YOUR BF
WE ARE GF/BF NOW
>>24723123
Or we exchange emails and do it there
Im too much of a pussy to post pics here
Oh wait, nvm
I got a boyfriend now
>>24723167
I LOVE YOU
>>24723198
I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE TO BE HONEST SORRY
>>24723198
Location? I will actually be your bf
>>24723017
no famalamadingdong
>>24723198
YOURE A SLUT AND WHORE I HATE YOU
>>24723244
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND OTHER PEOPLE? DONT LEAVE ME.
>>24723257
Croatia
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT VITAMINS OR STEROIDS MAKE YOU GROW REALLY FAST
STOP FUCKING AROUND I AM DEAD SERIOUS
>>24723281
IT'S NOT YOU IT'S ME NOW NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN OK BYE
>>24723283
There are none.
Sorry m8, those things are determined by bone structure, not muscle.
PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING
YOU CAN CHEAT ON ME I DONT CARE
>>24723303
BUT IM PREGNANT
>>24723283
DO PULL UPS
IT'LL STRETCH OUT YOUR SPINE
>>24723336
PLEASE CALL ME (555) 5555555 I MIGHT NOT PICK UP JUST KEEP TRYING I LOVE YOUUUU
>i have a femdom giantess fetish
>no gf to make me tattoo a contract and sign in it blood on my body
>who else would wanna date me if my gf left?
>>24723336
I'm applying to be your gf, pic related is my resume.
>>24723391
I-I'M NOT READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW SHANEEQUA
>>24723336
Ill take one boyfriend please
>>24723445
o-okay i understand, you must get a lot of applications h-haha
>tfw no bf
>Tall grill
>Ask her out
>Ignored out of the blue
Good job, whores.
>>24723281
>Croatia
That's fine, Skype?
>>24723281
>Croatia
Stvarno? Sto radis u zivotu?
no you'll just cheat on me like eggman did
fuck off
>25/5'7/120lb
>weak as fuck due to born with autism/cebral palsy
>have a fetish of a female doing femdom to me
>single
ANY female looking?
i have f-list and stuff.
Any potential gfs out there? You can cheat on me, ignore me, and I'll house and feed you. Please... I don't want to die alone
>>24722554
I will gf anyone who has a decent taste in music
>>24723507
I dont do skype
Email? ;_;
>>24723514
Ne radim nista korisno, ti?
Are there any gay fembots who will be my loyal, virgin gf?
>>24723559
http://www.last.fm/user/kacbwords
>>24723565
>Ne radim nista korisno, ti?
Ah, ni ja nista pretjerano korisno. Studiram. Odakle si tocno?
WOMEN: You have 24 hours to be my gf or ah whatever who cares
>>24723604
Vu, ti?
>>24723540
What the actual fuck man. Ill meet you on omegle think of a creative tag
>>24723683
Idon'twanttodiealoneplsbemywaifu
>>24723673
Ri. Koliko godina imas? I sto to znaci nista korisno? Jesi li NEET ili?
>>24723683
papertrees
>>24723683
snowglobesforsale
>>24723711
Ok give me a minute to start my computer box video or text?
>>24723761
Text, please hurry.
>>24723683
alliwantisagfplease
>>24723590
What are they playing?
>>24723761
that one isn't me but whatever
>>24723590
I'm a guy to be honest but I'll cut my penis off right now if you be my gf.
>>24723724
Rodena sam tamo
18, zadnja godina srednje
I nista korisno znaci ono, ne radim nista
Nisam se ni obukla danas, jos sam u pidzami
>>24723799
Ok i added the tags who ever i get ill talk to
>>24723821
Aha. Ides li u skolu i to? Kako to ide?
Kako to da si na r9ku?
YOU'RE STARVING ME OF LOVE DONT YOU CARE
WHAT KIND OF SICK BITCH ARE YOU
BE MY GF NOW GO FASTER HURRY HURRY
>>24723590
Madoka is probably really uncomfortable like that but Homu's boner must be raging.
MadoSaya is the better ship though since they actually have a relationship that's more than whispering each other's names over and over again.
>>24723887
>Aha. Ides li u skolu i to? Kako to ide?
Ponekad, popustila sam kad sam shvatila da nemam para za faks a sa ovom zavrsenom srednjom nemam nista
>Kako to da si na r9ku?
Stvarno ne znam kako da na ovo odgovorim.
kako to da si ti tu?
is this where I can find a low standards, beta bf?
>>24723987
Aha, koja je to srednja?
Na to valjda odgovoris tako da nesto izmislis, evo ja cu: nesto mi u pristupu r9ka odgovara, cak i ako se ne slazem sa svime, bar na eskapistickoj razini mi "r9k pristup" odgovara.
Inace, ocemo se prebaciti na mail? Ovdje netko od nas zaspe ili zaboravi na ovu temu i onda je vjerojatan bye-bye zauvijek -- doduse to je ionako prirodni tijek stvari, ali mozemo se suprostaviti. Imas li neki "throwaway" mail ili nesto takvo?
>>24724080
No they are probably getting trolled right now. None of them were on when i got on.
I don't understand why people can feel entitled to a significant other, or even a friend. You have to earn that shit.
I know I'm a failure as I currently am, I know I deserve nothing. I need to confront my faults and improve myself somehow. Even if my parents both ceased to care about me and my (literally brain damaged) brother for a whole ten years once we were both in puberty, I can't blame them entirely for the person I currently am. Even if my father is acting depressed as fuck his noninvolvement fathering yielded someone who, instead of having a passion for cars, is terrified of driving. Even if my mother is pity-seeking as fuck, I know it's ultimately my fault and I can only blame them for my childhood problems/detachment from reality at that time. I want to say my brother isn't even that bad off, but he was coddled even harder than I was and I honestly can't tell if he's legitimately impaired or if he's simply retreating into childhood to avoid dealing with this shitty world; he can easily get away with it and he acts hateful to me sometimes, so I'm inclined to say he's simply refusing to grow up by this point.
Some girl acted interested in me online recently; I knew she had no valid reason to express such interest. Told her as such, she ignored me pressed me more and I caved a little and a month later could tell by how she was typing I wasn't bullshitting her. I knew I didn't qualify for such a thing but I pursued it anyway after a while; I didn't really get much out of it except maybe I'm a little more cynical than I was before.
Why do you deserve anyone? Why does anyone deserve anyone?
>>24724156
Man write a fucking journal or something. No one cares about your tldr.
>>24724197
wallowing in self pity beyond a brief bout to vent isn't very fun is it
>>24724156
not reading that shit
>>24724138
htk
Aj evo, moj odgovor bi bio
Onak, kissless virgin sam, zivot nemam i pase mi to sto tu mogu naci ljude koji su jednako jadni i onda se osjecam malo bolje iznutra posto znam da nisam jedina
Imam, daj mi svoj pa ti se ja javim
>>24724261
Evo ja napravih jedan. edmundlandaufan na gmailu.
Kako to da si KV? Mozes na mail odgovoriti.
OP at least you got two Croatians to find each other over r9k.
