bruh coding is the future maaaaan. i just made an app that tells you when to take a shit! haha I'm going to make millions!
>>24722405
Just finished HTML and CSS on codeacademy, coding is so boring I would kill myself if that was my job.
At my university, I have classes all over the campus. For some reason they delegate certain buildings for offices, but that isn't where the classes are held.
Anyways, the building where most of the CS students hang out has some of the most cringiest conversations. They all look like douchebags too. Like thay want to be the next mark zuckerberg or some shit. Primpy little white boys and girly indian guys.
>>24722405
When you know how to code is like you can create an universe in the machine. Don't blame anyone If you are a dull fag without any though or imagination.
>wordpress php file
>coding
kek
>>24722441
>HTML
>CSS
>coding
topkek
>>24722684
Im currently learning Java right now.
>>24722405
I hope that code uses namespaces.
>>24722711
>Java
kek
Robots pls help I'm a filthy need and bored of posting comfy pepes now.
How can I earn a modest earning a coding the quickest?
like 3000gbp a year?
pls help
>>24722789
NEET ffsTick Tock
>>24722769
its clearly not oo.
i feel like programming is going to be the next wage slave job. we're gonna be replacing mindless physical jobs like cashiering or delivery in the long run, but we'll have tons of openings to program their replacements.
I hate html and css, but C++ and Java are comfy as fuck.
Functional programming is the true comfy
Too bad its impossible to get a job with it
programming has become the most normie job ever. the whole app bubble is just the modern day gold rush. tons of retards rushing to make the next big startup.
What is the best programming language to learn?
>>24722836
What do namespaces have to do with OO? I just meant that I hoped that all those functions don't clutter the default namespace.
>>24723050
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icon_(programming_language)
>>24722782
it's not like C++ or C# is some sort of new fun experience. Boring as shit.
>>24722836
>i feel lik programming is going to be the next wage slave job
That won't happen because a surprisingly large majority of the population is literally to dumb to code. I used to think anyone could do what I do at work, but over time I realized expecting people to be able to keep track of complicated invisible logic circuits is like expecting people to be able to keep up in olympic sports. In both cases it's only a small number of freaks who operate at those extremes. Even the people applying to developer jobs are surprisingly often not at all experienced in actual programming.
>>24723050
For practical shit, start with C++, then go Java, followed by C#. Ruby and Python are also really good, but really if you can understand C++ and Java you're set.
what the fuck is this? every time someone start programming thread it is some php / js plab. are there really no real coders?
>>24722620
I came here to say this. Thank you for dicing his ass before I did.
>>24723050
C. You will learn how computers actually work and will be able to translate this knowledge into any other language you choose to learn after. Plus, every device that exists has a C compiler for it.
>>24723144
Jesus christ, are you trying to fuck him up?
>>24723134
That's why there's frameworks anon.
No one really writes code anymore, they just configure APIs and frameworks.
I'm lucky if I get to write an original line of code once a week.
>>24723144
c++ does not have that huge applicability anymore yet it is the best programming language to understand memory management. or well maybe c itself might be enough for that purpose.
>>24723255
Why do you fags hate HTML?
>>24723265
HTML is not a programming language, bakayaro.
>>24723340
But I like it so much its really fun to use HTML I mean seriously how could you not like it?
>>24723231
I agree, in few decades programmers as we know them today will become obsolete.
>>24723265
because it is not even programming language in the first place. + without twig templates and javascript it is worthless
>>24723340
ok and neither is json. yet, 90% of APIs offer json as an output. its important to know, and html is like a gateway drug to programming. it leads to css, then js, which might lead to php, sql, and then other shit.
>>24723265
>>24723365
As I said in a similar thread, my next site isn't going to use HTML at all. Just Client side XML + XSLT + CSS. No JS either, fuck that.
>not coding in pure, virgin C
>>24723365
It's also really fun to ride horses, but it's not something I would recommend to someone learning to drive.
>>24723392
what are you, richard stallmans website? fuck off
>>24723050
Don't listen to any of the other replies. It boils down to preference, because there's a handful of great programming languages. Pic related.
>>24723422
Well, fine, it does use some elements in the XHTML namespace. xhtml:title, xhtml:a, and so on. But the data are pure XML. I've had it with needing server-side processing to host things.
>>24723386
So? You learn it one month when you're 12 then move onto an actual programming language.tfw BASIC is useless nowadays but you still like it because it reminds you of that amazing summer you spent making robots.
>>24723386
well in the end you end up transforming XML into HTML with XSLT anyway
can khronos group get their shit together and write an api that doesn't suck donkey dongs for once
in the past month i've had to write stuff for egl, opengl es 2, and openmax
fucking obnoxious
>>24723481
I did some stuff with openCL and it was not that bad. I mean documentation was ok and that is what matters to me.
>>24723475
yeah thats exactly my point my man
>>24723479
told you to fuck off. literally nobody does this except you. from a web perspective we all just use html and css or we go with sass or haml
><?php if...: ?>
><img...>
><?php else : ?>
Is this horrible programmer meme from /g/? Why not just:
<?php
if (conditions) {
echo "<IMG ldskjfflkjklafskljfkljsd>";
}
else {
echo "<IMG dlskjlkfsdajkldsfakljfdsasd>";
}
?>
>>24723542
opencl could be worse
but openmax is a clusterfuck
opengl's state machine model is fucking ass-backwards, even though i understand why they do it
Noob here. What compilers do you use for C++? Also, anyone here tried cling?
>>24723050
LOGO. Best fucking programming language ever.
>>24722782
What's the problem with java senpai?
>>24723649
That's not funny.
That said, the best template solution is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template_Attribute_Language
>>24723231
>>24723377
If coding with APIs and frameworks were easy enough for normal people to do then there wouldn't be graphic user interface based software i.e. 99.99% of the interactions people have with computers today. Programming will never be popular with the general public. If anything, the trend is heading in the opposite direction with the average computer user being pushed towards thinking even less than they already do. Just look at mobile phone 'apps', which often do the same thing visiting the company's website would accomplish, only the user gets to press a button instead of having to deal with navigating to a URL themselves.
>>24723681
>not rust
what are you doing m8
WHY THE FUCK HASN'T ANYONE SAID ASSEMBLER?! YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS ARE AMATEURS THAT DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT COMPUTING.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET THE FUCK OUT!
>>24723688
https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition
>>24723854
Look at this grandpa get so butthurt over his ancient language.
learn javascript fags. Learn angular.js and node.js and your pretty much set. Take a look, here is the salary in silicone valley
http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=Angularjs+Developer&l1=san+jose
>>24723854
Back during my edgy phase I learned a lot of that so that I could write computer viruses. Shit sucks though. It's so difficult and yet looks like complete shit.
yeeeeeeeee.. 0099923232
>>24723188
Dubs speaks words of wisdom
>>24722405
serious question, I've always been shit at math but I'm thinking about taking up programming
Am I fucked?
>>24725481
Yes.
Not because programming requires math ability -- not necessarily at all -- but because it requires IQ.
>>24725508
but I'm skilled in every other subject
>>24725427
>programming in C
you forgot the half billion casts on one line because it throws a shitfit over the smallest stuff
>>24722929
Javascript is functional and also everywhere. Unless you're a sperg and want to use haskell or whatever your uni taught you stfu desu senpai
>>24725481
You don't need to know math to do programming, but if you were shit at math, it's probably because you're shit at thinking in general and the same deficiency in thinking skills will prevent you from getting anywhere in what is basically the realm of professional athletics of the mind.
>>24725535
Those are compiler warnings, not errors dipshit. If you know what you're doing you can just ignore them or clean them up with casts if you want.
>>24725529
>but I'm skilled in every other subject
That's because the other subjects let you get away with bullshit while math has absolute right and wrong answers. Programming won't let you get away with bullshit either, if your code doesn't make sense your compiler won't make up the difference for you, it'll just fail to run.
>>24722441
>Codecademy
Why is this meme site so popular? I decided to use it as a supplement to college education and I was disgusted. What a horrible way to learn anything.
>hurr durr put this word in double quotes
>WHOA NOW YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT STRINGS WOOHOO
How can anybody use that site?
>>24725605
Is there any better sites?
>>24725577
Pretty much every compiler shits itself and errors out unless you explicitly tell it not to care which fucks portability (unless we makefile now)
>>24725605
Teaches you the basics. If you want to learn more you can. It's a lot easier and faster than fucking going chapter by chapter in one of the many shitty books out there.
>>24725605
Any form of "learning" code that isn't on the job learning to solve for actual problems is meme-learning. Nobody learns shit when they're learning just to "know a language" from websites.
>>24725626
>not using cmake
what are you, a caveman?
>>24725626
Have you ever used GCC? It throws warnings left and right if you try to do something without casting properly, but that doesn't stop the compile, unless you tell it to treat all warnings as errors using the -Werror flag
>>24725676
>>24725677
That is just one problem with it
Its a steaming pile of shit
I legitimately prefer assembly over it because it doesnt try to tell me what I can and cant do
>>24725543
javascript isn't functional nerd
it just has a few aspects of functional programming, like closures and first class functions
>>24725694
have fun with your segfaults and trying to debug anything ever
>>24725535
why the fuck are you having to cast stuff with any frequency
why are you having to cast stuff multiple times
maybe you're just bad
>>24725694
>That is just one problem with it
How is that a problem? It's just letting you know that hey, this statement here looks a little weird but it's going to go ahead with the compile anyway with the assumption that the programmer actually knows what they're doing. In my experience, that's the fundamental difference between C and other "safer" languages: it doesn't make the assumption that you suck at programming.
I challenge you to list one legitimate problem with C that couldn't be solved by not being incompetent. Benefits of other languages (C++ has garbage collection, etc) don't count. Must be a legit fundamental problem with the language itself.
>>24725697
>but I'm really good at towers of Hanoi robot, I'm really good at this intro class that used scheme and I know the objective definition of functional programming, and technically Javascript isn't in that set!!
Die
>>24725819
default case fallthrough
>>24725844
I use that shit all the time intentionally. Wonderful feature IMO
>>24725842
it's a prototypical language that happens to have a few functional features
is ruby functional then?
>intro class that used scheme
more like wrote a scheme interpreter in scheme
Does anyone actually do pure functional programming? Never tried it myself. What's the usefulness of it?
>>24725853
it's fucking terrible dude
literally 99% of the time no fallthrough is the correct and intended behavior, having `fall` instead of `break` is the right design choice
pointer math over better collection iteration is also a legitimate design flaw in C
