ITT: Characters that are you.
Pretty much yui
>tfw they nailed it
Wew lad dam wew
yes hello friends this is me
Pretty much him
>>24721580
so what is that show about?
-scars
its been a whole year since the misaki renaissance...
intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor... just like me.
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (originaltextisoriginal)
I haven't read this shit in years, but it frightened me how close I was to this character.
>>24721648
This desu senpai famster
>>24721823
And gets beaten by nigger Tyrone
>>24721836
>upboats as horns
KEK
E
K
>>24721859
They're supposed to represent arrows because he's the Sagittarius character. One of them is broken because he constantly breaks things on accident due to his autistic tard strength.
>>24721580
Oh yeah, I done plumb forgot about that there them robots.
All I need is mind-control.
>>24721852
Is this Eggman?
When I saw this film in the cinema all my friends were like "YO DUDE THIS GUY IS BASICALLY U"
>>24721850
I almost posted burgerpants but I'm not that cynical
Dale.
>weird consipiracy nut?
Check.
>neurotic, irrational, and a tenuous grip on reality?
Check.
>sexually unfulfilled girlfriend who is probably cheating on me with some indian?
Check.
>wears a baseball cap and sunglasses while balding?
Check.
>smokes a metric fuckton of cigarettes?
Check.
>>24721580
I'm Neville Longbottom.
Always forgetting.
Always breaking shit.
>>24721970
You're a rapist?
Bob is a lucky man, amirite?
It's like she was based off of my personality
BAasically doomguy but with personality and ply 1 hand
>>24722398
Pic dammit
Private Joker
Moe is as akward as me.
>>24722142
skeleton are you male or female >.> ...maybe both?
>>24722186
Aren't we all?
fucktherobot
>>24722414
>doomguy
post a picture cartoon escape from new york
>>24722157
I'd chill with you, Dale-bot.
>>24721836
oh god me too fampai
feels goodmann
>Agent Smith
I want out.
>>24721727
what animu pls
sully
>>24724083
>>24722157
these 2
>>24721836
I miss old hussie.
fuck sjw pandering
picture is related desu
>>24721580
>mfw one of the characters said "normie"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtXZfqtYmz0
me 2bqh
>>24721580
Reminder that the Ice King had a wife before the Mushroom War and when he was known as Simon
Clay: Oh son, behaving like a grown up is many things. First and for most, it means doing things that you hate doing.
Orel: Like what, pop?
Clay: Well, like dealing with people who make you unhappy, being stressed about things you have no control over, working soul-numbing jobs.
Orel: Oh.
Clay: Then gradually as we endure these hardships and accept them as normal, that's when we finally earned the right to get drunk and be emotionally distant from our families.
my best friend literally calls me ice king
>>24725281
That's why I didn't post a picture of Simon.
Also he remembers none of that due to the crown dementing him so he might as well be another person.
>>24725111
what did he do to pander to sjws? last time i looked he had devoted a whole throwaway character to mocking pretentious tumblrites
I can't find a character that describes me enough. I would say the mask but with no energy and completely unhappy and passive it's just that nothing that I do makes any sense.
A disappointment.
>>24725618
dave's gay now, bro's been reframed as a child beater and they're bringing back all the dead characters
oh and he had to redesign a panel because it triggered everybody. it was just overexagerrated cartoon gore
literallyLITERALLY
me
>>24725040
>being this new
Katawa Shoujo and it ain't animu my friend
>go see my psych two weeks ago
>receptionist says I walked up with an eeyore look on my face
Okay :-(
I'm pretentious and never happy
>>24721580
Ice King is my spirit animal
>>24721580
except for the sleepy voice and her fatness. i was like that earlier last year, though. glad i'm not anymore.
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
well i guess Butters but a little more depressed
>>24721580
>yfw you are him
>bi
>willing to do anything for someone
>accept death as my fate
>specialized for a non tribute
>often used as bait, human shield, scapegoat
>you can kind of tell he doesn't want to do what yugi would command( attack the moon c'mon)
>>24721823
this game was the biggest disappointment
>be like 14
>hear about it like 2 years before its supposed to come out
>get stoked
>read every gamepro and gameinformer article about it each month
>trailer comes out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN5ZsnFV2KU
>holyshit.jpg
>getting more and more excited
>game gets delayed by like a year
>so bummed out, I think I had reserved it and everything
>masterbating one night
>thoughts drift off to Prototype
>he can transform his body into weapons AND absorb people and take their form!
>He can read minds and you can upgrade all of his abilities as the game goes on!
>realize I just came..
Then after getting delayed again, the game finally comes out like 2 years later
>graphics are out dated as shit
>super repetitive game play
>the powers are fun but there's literally no challenge, you can easily kill anyone
>shit story
>the flashback memories were always stupid
>finished game and didn't play it again ever
>didn't even bother getting the 2nd one
>heard it sucked
that game was just as upsetting as Destroy All Humans: Path of The Furon
i'm sure i turn women into lesbians
King is the first thing that comes to mind when reliability comes up.
>No robots posted
I knew this place was flooded with normies
>>24721580
This body is my tomb, I am buried here.
>Need to find love to get my life back
>Never will
>Some faggot no-magic normie will instead
tfw no respect
Pretty Parallel to be honest with you family.
Hyperautist genius
>>24725321
literally the best tv show i've ever seen and is now one of my favourite shows.
This little faggot from back when i used to watch dweeb shit
Absolutely my role model in life.
>>24726071
this is both hilarious and tragic to me. unless she's a receptionist to a regular medical clinic and not a psychologist only type place, that's something she should probably not say.
I can relate to this pug alot
Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.
>>24728690
Fucking cracked me up. What is going on in it's mind.
Can't wipe this smile off my face...
>>24728524
What is the animu name?
I have a bunch of pretty distinctive traits that you never really see in any fictional characters, at least in conjunction with each other. I've never seen any character that really resonated with me, but I do see myself in this painting.
>>24721580
hurde berrder whore
>>24721811
>its been a whole year since the misaki renaissance...
what exactly do you mean by "misaki renaissance"? I think I may have accidentally caused it
>>24721580
>2015
>not being DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIO SAMA
most of the time though I feel exactly like Bill from It's Such a Beautiful Day
haven't seen that film? not really doing anything but shitposting and fapping? do yourself a favor and watch this film right now. don't even look up a synopsis because this is a perfect film to blind-watch. it moved me to tears
This post is more original then you could even imagine
>>24721621
what original movie is this
>>24729533
Amazing when an animator can make you want to kill yourself using stick figures alone. That's true talent.
Just fucking end me, boys.
>>24729065
pretty good painting truthfully my kinsfolk
>>24729583
>that scene where he takes the bus to work
>that fucking music
>that entire life-flashing-before-your-eyes scene
>"Bill looks out at the water and thinks of the the wonderful things he will do with his life"
Surprised no one else posted this one.
>>24722066
Are you the driver from the legendary green text?
what is love, baby hurt me, its the only way I feel anything
>>24729006
are you serious familia?
Right down to the name, behaviours, overweightness, and dress style
>>24729006
>being this new
It's Cowboy Bebop you fucking pleb
>>24725093
except sullys hot, your not.
>>24728831
Bro used to call me on my cellphone...
Before Frisk killed him off...
I can really relate to her, the only problem is that chicks like her are not real.
>>24725695
I read all of Homestuck and I think I have cancer now
It was fun while reading but it was fucking retarded in retrospect
>>24727567
Kaoru is supposed to be a place-in for God/they love a god would provide. Shinji loved him and made himself vunerable to him only because he's not a normal person: that was the point.
Sorry to splerg out, but this was a supper important point in eva--shinji killed basically a miracle--something nonhuman that would accept him wholly. That's why he acts a shit during the End.
>>24729583
oh god. Is this from the Life is Beautiful movie? That movie wrecked my shit. I had to stop watching half way through because I couldn't handle it
>tfw when the only character that was me ever was my fucking main on RS
Something similar to what >>24729065
Said. I'm too much of a inconsistent fuck up to actually relate and immerse any of my identity in a fictional character.But wait. My RS character was a smart ass, all of them were. They always had a witty snarky response that went either fortunately in their favor or comedically sour...Even that falls through.
>>24729583
Hmm not feeling it yet. Maybe i'm getting immune.
>>24728510
Well, you took mine. I'll just fuck off, I guess.
>>24731085
FUCK! I CHANGED MY MIND
>Sudden dribble of urine shot down his pant leg
Stress incontinence... I don't even wear underwear anymore...
pic related- basically me except for the music part :^)
>tfw average and forgettable
>>24721580
>simon petrovisk was once a great and well know archeologist
>he had a fiance, betty.
>survived apoc and pos-apoc while taking care of a young girl
>has friends
>is sucessful
>wan't virgin
>is you
you don't even watch the show you normalshit plebcunt gtfo my board
>>24721580
except im not a curry nigger
>>24729631
Filename made me laugh
>>24729578
It's from the hit progressive Netflix television series called Oranges are the New Blacks.
This one, sadly
>>24722452
same ham
>>24725273
oh i see
you are a weak sensitive faggot
This one...But with a dick
>>24732123
Holy shit. I've probably played Dark Souls for ~360 hours or so and never realized that he looks just like me.
It's actually blowing my mind a little bit, I've never really seen anything like it before.
>>24727652
is your name joe?
i remember when i was a teenager, i knew this guy called joe who was equally disappointed in that game when he played it.
>that game was just as upsetting as Destroy All Humans: Path of The Furon
yeah that sucked too
>>24722224
Very lucky
>>24732123
I killed him.
mep
Vainamoinen.
fuck off Hercules chads
>>24727652
Well that nigga got butthurt because of his family. While Alex tries to save the humans in manhatten this nigger is going for revenge.
Second game a bit more fun powers, but the story was wack.
>>24725662
I believe this is the best character fitting for this board.
>>24725040
Katawa Shoujo
A free VN, download it from the site and play it, you won't regret it
sweet prince
hhaaha LOL
>>24721580
>tfw enfp
>>24733145
>watching a kek show
Legit me.
Cept 21, little more feminine.
>>24721727
I think this guy would fit in well here
I'm not even kidding in the edgy /tv/ meme kind of way. I don't have easy access to guns and I use internet porn instead of theaters but the loser spiraling down part nails it.
>narf
Except add nearly 7 more years of doing that job to him...
Being a cunt for the sake of being a cunt
none of these characters are you.
>>24734162
Look, I have found who you are!
>>24729631
Sup magic anon?Blue is cancer. Green master race reporting in.
"Personality-wise, he is gentle, insecure, and sometimes sarcastic. Charlie Brown possesses significant determination and hope, but frequently fails because of his insecurities. While he is highly smart and clever, he over-thinks things and this often gives him a tendency to procrastinate."
He's intelligent, nihilistic and has a wicked sense of humor.
>>24732123
I doubt you're the crestfallen warrior. Fuck you anon, that's a prestigious character. You're probably a jew-snake or Logan or someone.
>>24721580
But, you! Didn't you get away? Well, you've saved me, once again... Thank goodness...
>>24734337
>that feel when no matter what you do, ol' Seigy is going to go hollow and try to fight his daughter in stupid flying hydra land.
Okay, I felt that one in the feels. Seigmeyer is my favorite/saddest character in that entire game.
>>24734462
Strange how attached we can become to a character somewhere within his 20-30 lines of dialogue. Onions have layers my friend.
Don;t let the thread die just yet.
basically me
bl0x
