>mfw I got lucky and got a friend with benefits
>mfw she's chill and cool and always down to fuck
>mfw she wants to do a FFM threesome next
D-did I make it, guys?
>>24720438
You made it, man. Congrats.
Don't fuck it up and don't do anything to damage your penis. No jelqing, no jacking off hard, no vasoconstricting drugs.
>>24720468
Yeah, I'm currently in the process of not watching porn again and not fapping so much anymore so I can be ready.
>bragging on /r9k/
apparently not
>>24720438
NORMIES!!! GET OFFFF MYYYYY BOARDS!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! YOU ARENT A ROBOT!
GET OFF MY BOARD!!!!
Is this... the transformation of a robot to a chad? Fucking normie have fun.
Enjoy it while it lasts normie.
>>24720734
th-thanks
>>24720584
I'm still not a Chad - just lucky.
>>24720438
you made it
now escape the robot life and get built and become chad
You don't belong here anymore, man.
Go stick your head in an oven.
Get AIDS first. Oh, and I hope you get hit by a truck.
>>24720438
yeah you make it,
you are finally gay now
How does shit like this even happen?
I don't understand
>>24721005
Well well well, my dear, let me tell you my story.
cont. in new post
>>24721005
>>24721085
It was like this:
I was/am a depressed faggot without friends.
I decided to make a fake tinder profile with some handsome guy, just so I can talk to girls without needing to fake my personality. (Because looks make up for a weird as fuck personality)
I got to know a girl that actually liked me for my personality, not only my looks. We talked for months and at some point, I felt bad that I was constantly lying to her about my looks. (You know, because it was a fake profile)
So I admitted and she was really sad and cried and all that stuff.
Then I sent her real pics of me and she said she still likes me and doesn't find me ugly or something.
So we met up and after a few meetings we fucked.
Due to the age difference we decided to just be friends with benefits. (I'm 19, she's 27)
So yeah, now I have a fuckbuddy with a nice face and nice body.
She took my virginity and teaches me how to be good in bed etc. because she knows I was a turbovirgin.
Yeah, that's it. Fucking lucky, I know.
It might be worth a try m8.
>>24721158
Is this real, tell me it is
>>24721158
Didn't you tell that story the other day in a differnet thread?
>>24720438
>D-did I make it up, guys?
You sure did.
"Got lucky, managed to fuck a 4/10"
and we would have believed you, but noooo you had to over elaborate with the FFM bit.
>>24721635
But it's true. She's a 7/10 and wants to try a threesome-
>>24720438
Overkill m8. Nobody believes you without some sort of proof.
Good job, you made it
Now get outand explore what real life has to offer
You're living an episode of friends, Norman. Why even live when you're fucking Ross the ultimate lesbokek.
