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You may think that you're pathetic, /r9k/, but take solace in the fact that you will never be THIS pathetic.
>>24720244
>current year
>not having a waifu
back to wherever you came from, you disgusting normie
>>24720244
Yes, I agree that that waifu thread is absolutely terrible.
Waifu general threads are fucking stupid but don't be delusional
>>24720244
Dude I have a 3D gf and I still prefer Rei.
So you came here after chanology right? Where do you think you are?
>>24720244
That might be the most autistic thread I've ever seen in my life.
I have a waifu you trash talking her faggot?
who is your waifu /r9k/? Pic unrelated, I like Yuuka alot but I'm not sure if she's the one or not and I don't want to force anything so I'm just going to keep saving images of her and other touhous, and watching more anime and hopefully one day I might find "the one" as well.
wtf is waifu?
Is that some roleplay game that you have a girlfriend? Im serious. I'm lonely and stuff, and i'm curious if that thing could be for me
>>24720244
FUCK OFF NIGGER
HAVING A WAIFU IS OKAY HERE
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE FUCKING SCUM
>>24720244
What's wrong in the thread you linked? Looks like they are having a decent conversation about their waifus. I can understand them and their passion. Giving your waifu special abilities sounds like fun, I might try implementing that into one of my old scenarios...
Here for example I can make it so that my waifu posses an ability to control dimensions. As a result we end up in the same reality...
>We wake up early
>We stare at each other for a while smiling and holding hands
>I bring her breakfast to bed and feed her with a spoon watching as she's trying to eat everything with grace
>I "accidentally" smear yoghurt on her lips and cheek
>She's blushing "geez deso-kun... anta ba..."
>She doesn't finish her sentence as I lick the yoghourt from her cheek
>I'm about to do the same with her lips
>I look her into eyes, she's blushing, she wants it... maybe even more than I do
>I wipe the yoghurt from her lips with my finger
>She's frustrated and mad... I ask her what's wrong?
>"Baka!" her face is all red from embarrassment and frustration
>I feel kind of sorry for teasing her like this
>Ok time to start our day and get dressed!
>She looks nervous and still embarrassed
>Come on I will help you get dressed!
>"w-what are talking about!? I c-can do that myself?!"
>Oh come on, it will be faster
>"n-nani suru!"
>Ok then I'll wait downstairs...
>"chotto matte..."
>hmm?
>"you can stay... It won't take long..."
>She dresses up
>I peek once or twice
>"h-hentai!"
>She's so cute when she's all flustered like that
Get off my board. If you don't have a waifu, you can't call yourself a robot.
>waifu thread
>pathetic
Choose one and only one.
FUCK OFF, OP.
There's nothing wrong with having a waifu.
There's a whole lot of shit wrong with cringy threads like that. Just look at the way these people talk. It's like those Gaia Online posts where everyone goes "haha xd yeah u so cute ^^ <3". These people have long since become a different version of what they hate the most.
This is now a waifu thread.
So who is your guy's waifu, and has Goro fucked her yet?
ITT: Redditards defending the disgusting degeneracy that is anime
>>24721415
but /pol/-kun, your waifu is hitler.
>>24720244
>he doesn't have a waifu
>>24721397
Has there been an update to the chart since 2012?
>>24721327
That's a very sad post
>>24721491
Good to see my waifu's still pure, and has known only my love and also my cock.
Serious question how many of you waifufags are white?
>>24721491
There are things that need to be erased.
Purple = Peterhausen > Red = Yellow's Hat > shit > Blue > shittier shit > Green > shittiest shit > Yellow
>>24721567
>mad you're waifu is a whore who fucked Goro
>>24721327
>tfw this will never really happen
Even if there are infinite universes,and there's an universe where anime is real and you're with your waifu, you will never be with your waifu in this universe.
>>24720995
Lmao holy shit how are people this low
Sex is garbage if you have no feelings for the other person.
>>24721561am white
why do you ask?
This thread is severely lacking in waifus.
>>24721533
Sad? Why?
I like to think about various scenarios where we can enjoy each other.
Here's another one, this time it's not morning but evening and her abilities allow us to stay together for just one night...
>I prepare dinner for both of us beforehand just to save time I have with her
>Nothing fancy since I can't cook well, but she's really understanding and kind so I'm sure she will appreciate my efforts
>*ding dong*
>the doorbell rings
>It's her, It must be her
>My wanting to savor every moment of our little precious time together beats my nervousness and shyness
>I open the door and there she is...
>I try to make a comment about her charming appearance, but without a moment of hesitation she threw herself on my neck and locked me in her arms
>Looks like both of us try to make as much of this little time we have together... We stand embracing each other, neither of us wants this moment to end
>The smell coming out of the kitchen guides us to modest dinner I prepared
>As we eat she keeps staring at me lustfully...
>This is a bit disturbing... I can't look her in the eyes if she's like this...
>"You're blushing"
>Her voice breaks the silence between us
>'N-no I'm not! It's just... the food is spicy...'
>I hear her giggle
>Suddenly I feel movement under the table...
>Something just touched my leg... now it's massaging it... it's slowly but steadily going up...
>'S-stop it...'
>"What's the matter? You don't like it?"
>I look at her and I see grin on her face
>Our eyes finally met
>"Be honest with yourself, just like your body is honest with me..."
>'I-I am being honest, it's just there's no need to rush things...'
>"Unfortunately our time like this is limited, I want to reward you for your loyalty and immortalize my love in your consciousness... I want to engrave my love on your body using all your senses..."
>...
r-rest is p-private.
>>24721624
There must be a way... I'll either find it or create it.
>>24721657
you crackas are so pathetic hahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Where my niggaanons at check out these bitch ass crackas wanking they gummy worm ass dicks to chinese cartoon girls yall sum punk ass loony ass loser ass motherfuckers
>>24721729
/pol/ please at least try to false flag better, you're real bad at it.
>>24721697
Germany > France > shit > China > shittier shit > Japan > shittiest shit > England
Deal with it.
>>24721729
Blacks are far more weeb than any other race. Even their normalfags like anime, at least the mainstream Toonami stuff. My weed dealer is a tatted up gang member who also sells blow, fucks ho's and has guns talks to me all the time about Evangelion.. Their weebs far outclass white weebs in weebery.
Look up "Mad Thad", if you don't believe me.
>>24721491
DELETE THlS
>>24721829
You talk about anything that aint DBZ you gonna get your ass slapped with yo bitch ass shit.
>>24721900
Real niggas love them some K-On nigga
>>24721829
>MadThad
MadThad is completely irrelevant since his arrest for not only betraying Kotonoha, but also betraying 2D as a whole.
>tfw waifu is from a animu I made up myself in my head
>tfw going to learn how to draw and make her real
>>24720244
>Talking shit about waifus
The love of a man for his waifu is the purest.
Get out
Normalfag.
>>24721041
you too bae
>doesn't have a waifu
>"what is a waifu?"
>the year of our lord two thousand and fifteen anno domini
damn this place
>>24722094
this shitty board is /soc/ 2.0
>>24721723
my nigga. keep up with the tulpa stuff homie
>tfw too self hating to get a waifu
>>24722074
>implying rei is a clone
>>24723209
>Implying Rei is not a clone
>>24720244
>not wanting to experience the happiness and all what love has to offer together with your beloved 2D one.
Stay lonely, /r9k/.
