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Robots, for those of you who are virgins, what do you think the
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Robots, for those of you who are virgins, what do you think the chance is of you losing your virginity in the next 24 hours?

24 hours ago, I would have said 0.01%, but of course that isn't 0.

>Had a good friend in college
>haven't seen him for about 3 years
>Bump into him at a petrol station about 50 miles from where we both live
>get chatting
>he ask's me if I still have a chess set he lent to me
>I do
>Tell him I can drop it off whenever he is free
>says "Bring it round about 8pm", sure.
>Go round there this evening
>He answers the door in just underwear
>asks me to bring it into the dining room where he wanted to store it
>just two topless women in the dining room
>O-Ok
>I put the chess set in the cabinet
>"I bet you're still a virgin"
>"n-nah I had this girl about a year back"
>all three burst out laughing
>"go sort him out michelle"
>she takes me to one of the bedrooms, undresses me and starts sucking
>condor on, and she pulls me in
>awkward but incredible
>we both go downstairs
>"Cheers for dropping it off anon"
>N-no worries
>leave
>post greentext on r9k
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>>24720157

Anti-bloxx
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>>24720157
0%.
Even if a girl would come to me, I'll refuse.
I want my first time to be a pure thing made with a virtuous girl in a sacred union.
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0%, I don't have friends to help me.
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>>24720157
>shitty blog post
>not a robot anymore

Fuck off.
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0% I'm celibate
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