>i have a gf but i'm still a robot xD
>>24720141
>not all robots are kiss less virgins, i belong in here!
same here, normie life sucks
>>24720141
Does it count if I have an online GF I skype with?
>>24720141
Go to Wizardchan then, dumbass.
>>24720517
How about you go back to /s4s/? Both you and me would win from that.
>>24720517
wizchan is a flaming pile of shit. It's literally been ruined by /cow/ and kiwifarms
No m8, you're a cyborg.
Learn the difference.
>>24720662
What is cow?
>>24720517
If you have a girlfriend and are on /r9k/ it is understood at the very least that you do not mention them
>>24720673
Was that to me? @ this post
>>24720414
>Losing your virginity somehow makes you less of a loser
>>24721593
You're right anon it does
>>24721593
Why wouldn't it? sex havers are normies.
There are lots of arbitrary rules of what it means to be a robot, but having a gf or being non-virgin are the absolute signs of a normie.
>>24721593
it doesn't make you less of a loser, being able to get sex is a symptom of not being a big enough loser to be a robot.
>>24720788
Term for fat girls
>>24721940
Ignore that other anon /cow/ is just lolcow an anonymous board for girls
I had a girlfriend before and I belong on here. I'm probably the oldest member of this board. It's unfair to judge a robot on simple characteristics , you judge a robot on all parts in a cumulative basic.
>>24721991
Nope. Fuck off normalshit
>>24721991
>I'm have had enough of a social life to have a female attracted to me, date me and have sex with me
>I'm not a normie guys I swear, because I have been here long
>>24721978
Exactly what i meajt u hoe
>I want a girlfriend but don't have one
These people are normies who are stuck in the phase between robot and normie. They are not robots. If this is you, please go somewhere else.
I live how Normie's think being a robot is a form of status
Do you think we want to be robots you dumb fucks? At this point you're only mocking us
>>24722053
Having women be attracted to you isn't really anything special anon. If you're incapable of having people attracted to you you're not a robot. You're not even really a human being at that point.
>>24722312
>Having women be attracted to you isn't really anything special anon.
Is this your first day on the board? The reason so many of us are virgins is because women despise us and we can't get acceptance from anyone
> If you're incapable of having people attracted to you you're not a robot.
Actually that is pretty much what a robot is anon
>>24722312
>Durrr dur Durr doing something something special doesn't make you special
Fuck off chad
>>24722443
Nope. Having sex or relationships doesn't make you normal. Not being able to attract someone means you are literally a failure of an organism. That's not a robot, that's just being a failure.
>>24722513
Yes and robots are failures that is why we're here
>>24722443
Sounds like you're unhappy because you're not like all the other normies.
Go away, awkward normie.
>>24720141
>still a robot
Why would I want to be in the same social scale as you losers
>>24722507
Nothing is special about being able to do something the vast majority of people are capable of doing.
I've noticed a lot of reddittier posters come from /s4s/
>>24722513
I'm calling bait
Does a robot bf count?
I'm a guy btw
>>24720413
may i escort you and your fair maiden off this board?
What about having an e-gf that you got from /r9k/?
>>24722312
>having the social skills to get and interact with a GF
>not a normie
kek
>>24720517
Why don't yall got to /soc/? It was literally made for your kind.
>>24722156
Fuck off to wizchan with this failed normie bullshit. Robots are not people who love their situation and are glad they're alone, robots are feelfags. Somebody who easily connects with others, has a friend group, goes to parties, and happens to be asexual is not a robot.
>>24721978
I don't understand the /cow/ mindset, like what is so interesting about pitiful autistic people sperging out? I mean chris chan was funny, but there's better ways to spend your time.
>>24722734
A true robot rejects everything you neo-robots want.
>wanting a GF
>>24722542
That is literally what being a normie is all about, congratulations now go enjoy your life and leave this board. I really can't stand you special snowflake faggots who wan't pretend that you are robots like being a robot is a good thing, it's not it sucks.
>>24722842
Your victim complex is pathetic.
>>24722780
>neo-robots
Jesus Christ, do you think all the people posting wojak in 2012 lamenting tfw no gf were voluntarily celibate? /r9k/ is historically filled with failed normies since its revival. If you want a volcel environment go to wizchan. A lot of people are not cut out for isolation, and you shouldn't be trying to drive them out of one of the few places they can find solidarity.
>>24721991
Kill yourself, normalfag cunt. I hope you die.
>>24722895
They could always go to Facebook if they want to sulk in their lust for normalcy.
>>24722869
No victim complex, I just know my situation is bad and for the life of me I can't think why anyone would envy me let alone pretend to be in the same situation. You are a normie, there is nothing wrong with that. Just because you think you are somehow unique and "different" doesn't mean you are and it certainly doesn't make you a robot.
maby this will help sort things out
>>24722977
they forgot robots and wraiths
>>24723005
Robots are mainly failed normal fags.
>>24722977
Fuck off to wizchan.
>>24722972
Genuine robots have few if any friends to be connected with on facebook and are too ashamed of their life to leave a digital imprint for all of the people they knew in high school to laugh at. Stop trying to infect this board with your garbage.
>>24722975
I dont think anything, I think these dudes who claim to be robots are just trolls trying to piss you off.
>>24722513
I am thinking you are quite young and still in that middleschool phase where you think others are just mindless drones, they are not. You are not the maincharacter of the world m8 and having
>friends
>girlfriends
>job
etc is the definition of normie, a well functioning member of society. So just because you blast rage against the system and linkin park doesn't make you a normie.
>>24723106
Like you? It's not like I can get really mad because someone on an imageboard is trying to troll me, I have bigger problems than that. I just can't see why someone would like to pretend to be a robot.
>>24722513
Its bait but I wanna go on... So what is a robot for you?
>>24720800
>have to masquerade to hang out with literally the shittiest people on the planet
why
>>24723164
>Like you?
Literal women tier victim complex.
>>24720517
Kc tier tbqh lad senpai
>>24722977
I'm an apprentice, knew it.
>>24723059
no, faild normies don't have mental disorders
>>24722977
Ok but which one is robot? Also, is normalfag the same as normie?
>>24723286
I am almost curious, do tell me what makes you a robot?
>>24722977
Woo, 5 more years until I reach wizard status!
>>24723164
Because of the victim complex....
>>24722977
>apprentice
>wizard
godamn. How could you make these states sounds so cool?
>>24723329
newfag detected
they forgot to add the robot
>>24723366
That's the secret normies will never understand.
They are cool. They are.
>>24723366
next is wraith
50+ virgin with no friends
>>24723343
Being a 30 year old virgin alone isn't enough to qualify anon
>>24723338
I am not a robot at all you fucking faggot.
>>24722977
Real robots dont have friends even in internet....
>>24723439
Why do you come to /r9k/?
>xD gtfo
>>24723072
Step 1: Make fake Facebook
Step 2: Find your other failed normie friends
Step 3: Finally fuck off
>>24723484
I love the down to earth topics that is absent from all the mindless shitposting on this website.
>>24723408
So what are the powerful benefits you develop as wizards?
>>24722312
>If you're incapable of having people attracted to you you're not a robot. You're not even really a human being at that point
>>24723502
>down to earth topics
Good one. Last thing I have theory about the "other" /r9k/ posters who are not robots. were you into a "alternative" lifestyle in middle/highschool, like goth or any other shit like that which gets branded wierd by most? Looking at the frontpage it is mainly shitposting which can be fun in itself though.
>>24723484
Because I like to see people in a similar situation. Feels good to read something and really undestand that person
Also 4chan its anon so no one can develop nothing, we cant be friends
>see this board
>ohboy can't wait to see butthurt failed normies trying to justify their GFs
>whip dick out and wait for butthurt comments
>instead see complete normie newfags who don't even know basic /r9k/ terms
>mfw
>>24723611
Ah I see.
>Because I like to see people in a similar situation.
I'll take it you are some other anon than the previous ones. Personally I come here when I am feeling down and exaggerate my problems and go full on woe is me posting, also to feel better about myself since my situation is not quite as bad as the worst of em, though I can see it possibly becoming as bad. Also to shitpost, this is one of the better boards for that.
>be socially awkward normie
>think im a robot
>no gf for years
>start lifting
>after a few years I gain confidence
>ask a pretty girl out for the first time
>she says yes
>realize I just had low self esteem
Seems like I don't belong here but just saying
>Just be yourself
Is not a meme, if you ever want to be not a hated faggot just start socializing littlr by little. Chances are even if you come off as a weird guy they will still accept you (normies).
>>24723786
It probably had more to do with you being /fit/ than you "being yourself", also if you are a decent height + /fit/ then a lot of girls will give you a chance by default.
>>24723501
Step 1: Make fake Facebook
Step 2: Find your other truwizard friends
Step 3: Finally fuck off
>>24723845
Reall has nothing to do with your looks most of the time when it comes to a real relatio ship, but they carr about actual health and fitness. I wasn't ripped, I had a decent amount of fat on me but I was strong and competed in powerlifting.
>>24723940
Women are just as shallow as men if not more, but yeah in a day to day relationship building looks are not everything. Though people will be more lenient with people they consider attractive and will be more willing to get to know you better.
I sharted in my pants a little bit earlier today.
>>24723241
>>have to masquerade to hang out with literally the shittiest people on the planet
Well, you're obviously to good to hang out with us in the first place. Why not try facebook or reddit, ya know, people you can actually relate with.
>>24722312
>>24722513
>being this fucking dense
What are you, a woman?
I have procreated with a woman and have fulfilled my obligation to humanity. I'm pretty much fucking done here nerds.
>>24722513
>not rejecting procreation
>having the social skills to be in relationships
>being as dense as a woman
i hope your just a troll
>I used to be a slut but that's because I was empty inside! I'm still a robot!
Dumbest thing I've ever read on /r9k/
>>24720414
Absolutely.blex
why cant people understand
a robot is
>20 years or older
>MALE
>involuntary virgin
that's all
non-virgins, underages, females, CANT BE ROBOTS
>>24720141
there's too many fucking liars on this board man, TRUE normies and TRUE females don't even know what the fuck 4chan is. if you're posting here, especially on r9k of all fucking places, you're either a failed normie (if you're a male), some ugly as fuck hamplanet (if you're a female) or even worse just some neckbeard pretending to be a girl for shits and giggles. either way you're a lying cunt and i hope that you and your entire family gets cancer.
>>24724475
Dumbest thing I have read
>Guys only like me for my looks, this is much worse than being ignored like you guys are
She had like 5 orbiters by the time the thread died
>>24724647
Jesus, how old are all of you? When I started browsing we used to be happy when a fellow robot got laid, and some of us do get some action, which is hopefully quite normal after almost a decade of browsing. I mean, eventually, you get the chance, and you go for it.
>>24724821
>guys i get laid every weekend but i'm still a robot
Hope you get cancer on your rectum
>>24724647
What if you're a male over 20 and you're a voluntary virgin?
>5+ chances to have sex
>Deny them on moral grounds (and I don't like sluts, total turn off).
feels conflicted.
>>24725004
>voluntary virgin
deluded failed normie
>>24725033
>deluded failed normie
Whatever floats your boat. Doesn't change the fact one girl was literally trying to grind on my cock when I pushed her off. Fuck parties, by the way, waste of time.
>>24725086
> Doesn't change the fact one girl was literally trying to grind on my cock when I pushed her off.
then you're not a robot simple as that so fuck off
>>24725033
A failed normie is an involuntary virgin- somebody who wants to be a normalfag but fails. If you want friends or a gf, you're a failed normie.
>>24725004
That means you have the social competences to have gotten laid five times by now. Very likely you have a friend group. There's nothing wrong with being a normalfag, by the way, and I'm not even saying you necessarily are one.
>>24725165
>dumb tripfag
le filtered :^)
>>24720141
>>24722156
>>24722443
>>24722603
>>24722637
Reddit frog, fuck off back to Reddit.
>>24724747
I admitted I was lying I just like it here
If you have a gf that's a robot too then you're still a robot. Having a gf doesn't make me go outside or not be NEET or shower or eat healthily or not drink etc. whatever the fuck else it means to be a robot.
>>24724821
Fucking this. All these newfags appropriated our board.
>mfw me and my robot friends go partying and fuck tons of hot robot chicks
>mfw we play beer pong with our sporty robot friend who is the most popular guy around
>tfw drink driving and cop pulls us over but my best friend dave (who's a total lad but a bit shy, (he doesn't dance)) manages get off without a fine and we crash at my gfs (she's a total robot man)
WAT A LAD
it sure is great being robots, right fellow robots?
Even if you're not a robot you can still avoid being a normie. I am neither.
>>24723786
its not about 'being yourself'. its about being attractive. or /fit/, in your case.
pic very related
normieville looks nice
>>24722312
>robots
>human
This is bait
>>24725449
>gf that's a robot
there's no such thing as a 'fembot' all women are normie by default.
ive only ever had ONE gf, only go out every other week, only have liek 3friends. and a total anime-nerd (AOT, SOA) etc, most shit people never heard of. Good thing i have weed/beer to curb the feels.
I'm a totally not a normie!
>>24727163
You would be a robot but it depends what 'going out' means and that anime bit is bait.
>>24727395
yeah I don't even go out at all the fucking normie asshole, if I ever went out at all it was 10 times or less in the past (didn't keep count because fuck normie rituals)
>>24720517
>>24721991
>>24722312
>>24722513
>>24723439
>>24723786
>>24725004
>>24726186
https://youtu.be/GXDPIorxX1A
>>24723005
wraiths?
>>24727438
I've only lived in a town for a couple years so I've never really been familiar with the concept. I have been to the movies and this Japanese restaurant occasionally at night by myself but I've been too poor lately anyway.
>>24723408
>not posting the latest one
The normalfags in this thread seem very confused.
Does it entirely elude them that "robot" and "normie" are words people use to define each other/other people, NOT words used to call oneself? Robot-ness can't be a self-defined identity because it is an outgroup (the ingroup being the normies). Normalkucks can fit everywhere except among those who can't fit in.
>>24727844
underrated post
'.;.'l';.
>>24720141
>I've never browsed /r9k/ in 2008
>>24724747
>TRUE normies and TRUE females don't even know what the fuck 4chan is
What the fuck are you smoking
Oh shit is this still up.
>>24723786
>not a meme
I dont like drinking or music. What now?
>>24721593
In one and a half years I will become a wizard, and I will purge you from this world.
My GF is a national socialist like me, she serves her domestic role perfectly and accepts the role she should play. However she is always by my side to advise, console and comfort me, but I am still the undeniable leader in our relationship even though I submit to her authority about domestic issues.
To feel the isolation as a result of being political outcasts has only made our relationship stronger. I'm laying next to her while she sleeps. I was a robot once, I guess cyborg now
>>24721593
It does you damn normie
>>24722312
a robot isn't a human in the first place, retard.
>>24720141
Daily reminder that before all these newfag robots took over my board, a robot was consideredsomeone who lacks social interaction
