You have to choose one of these, which?
>bald
>under 6 foot
>not-white
>4 inch dick
>>24719700
>>not-white
im already this one anyway.
>>24719700
bald
I have short hair anyway
if under 6 foot means 5-10/5-11 that easily, no one can tell really
I'm already under 6 feet and non-white.
>>24719700
Like, to fuck, or to be? Is this going to affect my children?
>under 6 foot
Just be 5'11, it's actually a good height, if you believe otherwise you're just retarded. It's above average and it's even desirable.
Saying that being 5'11 instead of 6'2 is bad is like saying that being a normie, but not actually a Chad is bad. Not really.
Not white or bald. Don't really care either way, just no baby dick or baby height
>>24719700
>white
>5'11
>full head of hair
>7 inch dick
I'd take this all day. I'm 5'10" and my height is no issue for 99.99% of my day to day life. This meme needs to die. It only affects your life if you're like 5'3" or if you play sports.
I don't think I could live with being non-white.
>>24719700
Under 6 ft.
Easy choice.
>>24719700
Not white, all the others are disadvantages
bald
I'm losing my hair and fine with it. I'm, 6'1 and wouldn't want to be short, I'm white and want to be white because whites have it easier here, and my dick is scraping 7 inches and i already feel like it's small on my frame so wouldn't want it smaller
Not white. I'm already not white and I have the ability to dance, gain muscle easier and season food. And I'm considered cool by default.
Non-white obviously. It's the only one that's not inherently bad and it can even be used for your advantage.
>>24719779
This, how deluded do you have to be to equate that to having a micro dick
I'd be under 6 foot
>5'11.99"
>>24719700
>under 6 foot
chadlet > you
>>24719819
getting shot by the police
and the constant hate for centuries until now are not disadvantages
o-okai senpai
>>24719813
5'3 here
I get laughed at constantly by girls, I can barley fit in my car comfortably, can't reach high shit, and look like I'm in middle school from the neck down. Also talked down to, can't get into a fight or I'll get trashed, have to do less than the recommended doses for drugs or get super high (not a bad thing tho) pants look ridiculous on me, shirts have to be a S or XS, I can't get around as fast wth my legs, talking to peers I'm actually talking to their shoulder. I have had friends been asked if I were their kid multiple times, if I have long hair, even feathered I'm mistaken for a girl 90% of the time from the side and back
I'd enjoy 5'11
Not white, I'm already Japanese and it's the greatest thing ever.
Get to be a giant weeb and no one can judge you
>>24720247
Limb lengthening surgery bro. You could be 5'10" in months
>>24719700
Hey if it fixes my back and neck pain I'll happily be under 6 foot.
under 6-foot obviously
I'm a manlet already
>>24719700
I have 3 of these, at least I'm white although normies have ruined being white too.
>>24719700
Might as well go with 4 inch dick.
I won't forget this blessing anon.
>I only got 3.5
>>24719700
Bald, for reasons.
>>24720288
I'd do it (5'8") but I already have an incredibly short torso. I just wanna be 5'10". Fuck this gay earth.
Easy, Under 6 foot.
5'10' or 5'11' is good enough for me.
Having a small dick, being a skinhead or being anything other than white would be a travesty.
>>24720247
Pros of being that height:
>You could buy cheap, small motorcycles but to you they'd feel like high-end luxury Harleys or superbikes.
>You could fully enjoy driving a Beetle or Miata
>Probably don't have to eat a lot, saving money right there
>Could cater to a special qt3.14's maternal complex
It can't be all bad anon.
I already have a 4 inch dick
>>24719700
>bald
You'll look ugly no matter what. Or maybe you're in the 1% of men who actually look good when bald
>under 6 foot
That's ok unless you're really small (ie under 5'7")
>not-white
That's ok unless you're not an asian or a nigger. Smart non-muslim arab guys and Chicharito Hernandez can get some pussy where I live
>4 inch dick
You can date and stuff but once you're in the bedroom you're fucked.
>microdick
>non-white
nope
>under 6 foot
>bald
at least you can fake it
4 incher
>tfw it would be an upgrade
>>24719813
>This
I'm 178cm so like 5'10'' and have never had an issue. 97% of women are shorter.
How is this in any way comparable to a microcock, no hair or being non-white?
My friend is 6'4'' and has a microdick and life is suffering for him.
Already non white and balding, what do I win
>>24722029
Government assistance.
>>24719700
>>bald
I'm already heading in that direction.
>>under 6 foot
5'10"
>>not-white
Spicfag reporting in.
>>4 inch dick
That's the only one I haven't been hit with.
Am I living on hard mode yet?
