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Just learned my good friend Nic killed himself. He went missing a few days ago, no one really cared until normies learned he had a gun and freaked out because they thought he would shoot up the school. Well he used the gun on himself.

He was a robot who introduced me to this place. We were both bullied our whole lives and this place gave us an outlet. You robots were his real family, not the bullshit family who is trying to get attention out of his death now. RIP Nic.
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lol no one even cares haha nic would get a kick out of this
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I would make fun of you for being underage, but goddamn. You know this board has gone to shit when replies made by actual robots barely get any replies, while normalfags asking relationship advice get at least 50 replies each. Just goes to show how far gone this board is
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>>24719676
I wish I was 6'2"
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Shit, I'm sorry for your loss.
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>>24719676
Press F to pay respect for Nicodemus
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>>24719676
your friend should have hooked up with >>24719580
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>>24719676
>nobody gave a shit, just another person with no value because they can't integrate into society properly.
>find out he might have finally snapped and be coming after them.
>all of a sudden panic.


I guarantee they have nothing but nice things to say now. A fucking circle jerk of normies pretending to be empathetic.
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>>24719676
sorry about your friend dude. i hope you can get through this
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I'm glad to know there's one underage faggot who wears Iron Maiden shirts and shows this website to fucking normies less in the board. You should follow his example and off your fucking self, OP. Or shoot up the school in his name, that's be respectable.
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>>24719676
Rest in peace

This is an original comment thank you very much r9k
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Damn, sorry for your loss anon. Its so despicable that these fucking shitbags drive people to suicide and suffer no consequences.
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maybe he should've cut his fucking hair
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>underaged homos

I don't care if your butt buddy killed himself.
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>this is an average user of /r9k/
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He was weak. What he did was stupid and short sighted.

That being said, I'm sorry for the life he didn't get to see through, your loss, and the pain his family has to feel.
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>>24720005
Thanks bro.
>>24720028
Yeah its fucking sick, they mad e a facebook page for him and all these normies who gave no fucks about him when he was alive are posting on it about how great he was. Fuck people.
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>>24719676
damn dude that's rough

reminds me a lot of myself in high school, luckily I had WoW to escape to back when it was good/decent and never got my hands on a gun.

It's sad this place has become infested with normies who just want to laugh at other people because they are insecure sheeple who feel a constant need to compare themselves to others to feel worthwhile
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>>24720055
Or lost some weight. Or stop listening to metal.

And then people wonder why they get bullied.
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do you think your friend wouldve liked you posting his pic on this site?
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I feel for you anon. I really do. Don't listen to the normies in here saying that only the weak resort to suicide. As someone whose had a gun to head multiple times or a knife pointed at his jugular I know how hard it is to actually pull the trigger. Nic managed to overcome his primal desire to live because he was kicked around all his life. I was too, and because of that I'm now a hollow person with nothing but bitterness and hatred towards this world. He realized he was getting nothing out of this and took himself out. Ignore the normies who pretend to care. I know it may not seem like it but there are still true bots on here that have experienced what you're going through. Stay strong
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>>24720028
This happened a year ago, a kid i worked with who was a junior at the time killed himself. He went to school a town over and i saw nothing but faked by people who never even knew him. Everyone treated him like shit at work too and i was the only one who treated him like a human being. It really is disgusting, worst part is that he was just forgotten merely days after.
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>>24720076
Hey man, at least you get the benefit of seeing how people truly are.

They do care, in their own way, I assure you.

but they could never really understand.

Dont hate them for it.
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>>24720055
>>24720093
>conform to society or kill yourself

it's a 16 year old kid who was most likely autistic, I hope you guys are just trying to look edgy and don't actually think that shit.
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Was he kv?
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>>24719939
You know the board has gone to shit when people feel sorry for this kind of stuff instead of laughing at OP and proposing to raid his facebook memorial page or some shit. He even gave us all the info we need.
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>>24720076
Call them out on it. Post about how they all treated him like shit and didn't give a fuck about him, and that's why he killed himself. They pretty much killed him, all he did was pull the trigger.

Stick up for your friend even after he's gone.
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>>24720028
Just watch the next day there will be tons of facebook posts such as
>He was a very kind man, we will miss you RIP, like if you agree,
and everyone will be talking about how nice or handsome he is to garner favor amongst their cliques, then the next day everyone forgets about him. And if he ever does come up, everyone will talk about how selfish he his and dote on his flaws

Such is the hypocrisy of the modern generation. If you try to fake empathy for someone in order to gain favor, you might as well take a shit on the dead person's grave
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>>24719676
You couldve kept him alive by sucking his cock
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>>24720108
Faked sympathy*
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Sleep tight underaged robot F
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>>24719984
Or the strong.

It takes a particular fortitude to end your life. Not the same fortitude to keep going, but a fortitude nonetheless.

I respect a man who says "fuck it" and takes his life into his own hands.

>>24720076
You're already not popular: establish that you were his actual, perhaps ONLY friend and that Nic would actually be disgusted at that sort of two-faced sympathizing they're peddling. What are they going to do if you BthemTFO? Stop talking to you? kek
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>>24720150
I'm pressing it on this one

F
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>>24720130
Kindly fuck off back to /b/
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>>24720130
This isn't b

Fuck
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>>24720076
If I get trips you have to tell the normies to fuck off and put them in their place.
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>>24720114
No dude I'm bitter. I work my ass off to look good, be presentable, charismathic and pleasant and I'm still a virgin and an outcast. And then a tall dude who could've lifted, dressed properly and cut his hair and be getting laid before finishing high school is allowed to suicide?
He should be rembered as the faggot he was. It's the least he deserves.
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>>24719676
>6'2

not a robot
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>>24720130
This isn't /b retard
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>>24720097
Yes. He loved this place and robots were his true family. I'm posting some of his favorite pictures. This was one of our teachers who we all wanted so bad and she sat on his lap. I was so jealous.
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>>24720179
>>24720184
>only /b/ is allowed to bully normies
Go back to reddit, children.
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>>24719676
HAHAHAHA FAGGOT
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>>24719676

It's nice that kids today still listen to Iron Maiden.
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>>24720097
fogort pic so redo

Yes. He loved this place and robots were his true family. I'm posting some of his favorite pictures. This was one of our teachers who we all wanted so bad and she sat on his lap. I was so jealous.
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shit, he's a literal copy paste of me when I was 16, even has the same shitty smile.
why must we be born like this, how can we be born in a such a way that not even when we smile we look good
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>>24719676
why is this place full of underaged faggots
go back to reddit with you're low quality memes
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>>24720227
>normies
Fuck off b
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>>24720097
OP probably just wants to laugh at this kid and is trolling us good.
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>>24720254
No one gives a shit about your retard friend. Post more pics of teacher.
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>>24720248
Iron Maiden is still widely considered "essential". I don't care for them, but I was never a heavy metal fan nor did I care for other people's assertions of what is "essential". But among the underground, IM still gets their due regard.

That being said, most normalslime will wear a Maiden shirt anyways because they're an accessible band and these faggots like to appear vintage.
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>tfw sine of those posters that say they are going to end it all are for real.
>6'2 at 16
he could have grown into 6'7 or more
>tfw forced to stay 5'6
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>>24720130
go back to /b/, underage
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his memorial page is so sad

bunch of normies who dont understand
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He should have shot up the school, tbqh family
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>>24719676
I feel sorry for your loss, may he Soul rest in peace.
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>>24720208
everyones allowed to suicide man, this kid was just a kid though, you're a retarded teenager you don't realize things can get better. Cynicism weighs down really heavy on you and if you don't meet the right people life is just shit and you see no end to the suffering.

He's not going to be remembered as some hero, I don't see what you are bitter or jealous about. If you keep working at that stuff eventually you will get better man.
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>>24719676
>good friends
>6'2
>'robot'

good one op. He does have a really shitty name tho.
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>6'2"
>white

wait a minute, this can't be right, there's no way he's a robot

>brown eyes

that explains it, he never had a chance

rip
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>>24720310
I'm certain I'm older than you, fag.
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>>24719676
he looks like a total reddit fag

I bet he owns a copy of Guardians of the Galaxy
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>fuck op he was weak a pussy who cares
>now let me get back to making a thread about my bad i hate myself

lel robots never change.
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>>24719676
Get off 4chan and do something with your life, you fucking kids.
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>>24720331
>If you keep working at stuff eventually you will get better

Where were you when /r9k/ got invaded by normies?
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>>24719676
>Arizona
>Iron Maiden

Shit. If I woulda known, i woulda been a friend to him. Do you live in the state, OP?
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>>24720076
can you post screenshots please
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>>24719676
Have you perhaps stopped to concider that it was this shitty site and not the normies that drove him to suicide?
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>>24720209
fuck you, you think its easy to pick up girls just by being tall? wake up bud we all deal with shit
>>24720076
wish you luck though these tough times OP, don't let the fags here or any normies affect you. May Nic Rest in Peace
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>>24719676
what a waste, I can tell he would have been really good looking if he lost weight

F
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>>24720391
This.

>This comment is original, fuck you robot. You ruined /r9k/
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>>24720290
I care. Post more pictures of friend.
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>>24720008
F

RIP Nic
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>>24720376
I can see you've gotten really good at shitposting, my friend.

Now apply those tactics to a useful skill ;)
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>>24720332
>>24720334

Today I met a dude who was probably about 6'1 and I'm 5'7 and he was sperging out while talking to me and it was obvious he was really badly adjusted to the world

Tall people can be robots
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>>24719676
I'm in Phoenix too let's hang out, man
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>>24720290
>this much kekkery at a time like this
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>6'2''
LANKLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!
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>>24720425
I'm not even good at shitposting. But I'll make an effort. I might get better before I have to kill myself.
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>In a relationship
>had a girl wish him happy birthday

Normie got what he deserved
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>>24720488
he was in a relationship with OP
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>>24720481
you're too much of a pussy to kill yourself, you might "attempt" a few times but you don't seem like the kind to actually do it.
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>Kylling
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>>24720488
Did he really get into a relationship?

What am I doing wrong?
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You'll take my life but I'll take yours too
You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand there's no turning back.
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>16
>introduced you

both underage b8, if he did post I bet he contributed to shitting up the board.
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>>24719676
sorry, op

you should stop coming here, though. not just because you're underage but because it's not good for you. i've been here for 4 years and it hasn't been a positive influence on my life.
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>>24720509
He got a gf and killed himself afterwards, why would you want that?
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>>24719676
That's a sad story but...

>Age: 16 years
>Robot who introduced me to this place

Out, Op
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R.I.P based nic
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>>24720076
seriously this kid probably thought he was ugly because he was a little overweight and had glasses

you can literally see the chad under that fat
>that jaw
>that chin
>that symmetrical face
>6'2"
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>>24720498
>you're too much of a pussy to kill yourself
I thought it was the other way around?
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>>24719676

R.I.P Nicodemus.

You look like you were a bro.

Edgy redditors can get fucked in the ass with a breadknife.

There's always been love here for people pushed to the edge of society. We're children of the howling void, permutated and maladjusted to survive nothingness.
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>>24719676
I need to get angry so I can blast Raubiter and run 4 miles
Find a chad from your school on facebook, and look through his friends until you find some normal posting "rip nic, If only he reached out to me"
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Rip fallen robot

F
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>>24720520
fuck man, this music got me through those hard teen years, just plug in the headphones and drift away from the pain ;_;

>>24720522
>>24720536
why do people care about that age limit shit? would you not fuck a really hot 16 year old? Do you actually think thats a rule anyone on this board cares about and not just a rule set up to stop 4chan from getting sued?

fucking christ did you guys just turn 18 and get legal access to 4chan so you feel superior?
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>>24719984
damn did he die
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>>24720571
>There's always been love here
If there are still feelings in your heart you dont belong here.
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Found his facebook:

www facebook com/nicodemus.kyllingstad.1?fref=ts
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The lack of pictures of forementioned hot teacher is disturbing. Nic would have wanted us to have them. He would have wanted for all robots to have a last fap at her.
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>>24720571
>people pushed to the edge of society

What are you talking about? he seems pretty normie to me, just some typical 16 year old edgelord.
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>>24720554
the biggest pussies are those on the edge who won't make up their mind to do it or not do it and do half ass attempts at it wasting everyones time and money on them putting them in psych wards and councelling

if you want attention do something noteworthy
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>>24720290
Kill yourself. You are L I T ER A L L Y a waste of air. Not even robots are as hopeless as you.
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>>24720590
I lurked for 4 years until I turned 18 and became an active poster. If I had posted before I'd just shit the whole thing up, like you.
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>>24719984

So Hunter S. Thompson and Ernest Hemingway were 'weak', then?
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Let's all post iron maiden lyrics so we hit the reply limit
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>>24719676
i bet he was a racist beta white faggot. glad he's dead
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>>24720655
yes. yes they were.
And I have every copy of anything thompson ever wrote.
i ruined my life for him and hemminways and fitzys and jerrys and hunters and karuac and all of those assholes.

and the Oscar Acostas and all of the Jay Gatsbys out there.

they are weak
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>>24720640
I don't get why are you so mad. You don't just mention a teacher that everyone wants bad and hen post one blurred picture that is mostly Nic "The Gigantic Faggot" Killingstadt.
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>>24720076
Underageb&. That kid looks no more than 15 years old, not to mention a minecraft shirt
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>>24720638
>wanting attention
That's for women.
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>>24719676

>someone you don't know kills themselves
>someone demands you to pay respects
>tfw you can't give the tiniest fuck

Sucks to be them. Life goes on.
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>>24719984

>dat webm

story? where is?
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>Nicodemus Kyllingstad

I thought this was pasta when I saw his name, immediately assuming it was from one of those Chinese cartoons you watch.

>Nicodemus
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>>24720612
wow, you're quite the internet detective.
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>>24720642
people who care about the post quality and general 4chan meta are fucking retarded.

it's a meme board for memes stop taking yourself/it so seriously

fucking stupid normies and their need to belong to something greater

live for yourself

>>24720659
You see the full moon float
You watch the red sun rise
We take these things for granted
But somewhere someone's dying

Contaminated waters
Pollution and decay
Just waiting for disease to strike
Oh will we learn someday ?

No hope, no life, just pain and fear
No food, no love, no seed, childhoods end.
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>>24720669
die you nigger trash
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>>24720701

Never understood the comment that suicides were weak or cowardly. I mean maybe a shitty thing to do if you have people that care about you. I mean you have no idea what happens after death, so jumping head first into it on purpose is like the opposite of weak or cowardly.
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>tfw Nicodemus tries to shoot up your school
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>>24720753
>this place is not to be taken seriously, watch me ruin the whole thing!
You'll change your mindset when you grow some pubes.
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>>24719676
>>24720076
He reminds me of myself. I was also awkward looking/acting in high school and this guy is very similar to what I was. I'm glad I didn't kill myself because my life got marginally better. Lifting and reading and all that shit made me a more charismatic person.
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>>24720765
>edgyBOBEDGY
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hey OP, what was his relation to this girl? she's pretty qt and seems to care about him a lot.
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>>24720753
I am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when it's dark.

Fear of the dark,fear of the dark
I have constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the dark,fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someone's always there
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>>24720801
She's doing it for attention, she did not care about him, probably mocked him behind his back.
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>>24720801
The entire fucking paragraph is about HER, not Nic, she just says "I" and "Me" over and over again.

Fucking Normies
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So the cops got him before he could shoot up the school? Thank God.
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>>24720098
>only the weak resort to suicide
>Ignore the normies

only weaks kill themself before they kill others
only weaks ignores the evil instead of fighting it back
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Dammit, that's young. Wish I could say "it gets better" but after many years now of depression etc. I don't know if it really does. Can't imagine how the family must feel, that's what's stopping me.
RIP bro
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>>24720789
it's just a bunch of virgins chatting shit m8. Sometimes you have good conversations but that's very rare now that idiots like you are spamming NORMIES GET OUT REEE XD maymays and whining about it being shit up, you're honestly a bigger problem than any shit poster or "normie" could ever be, your type is right below attentionwhoring tripfags.
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>>24720853
this has to be a joke
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>>24720603

For some people, getting tread on makes them cold. For others, it teaches compassion.

For veteran robots, this whole board originated with feels. It united us. Gave us solidarity.

>>24720633

At this juncture in the board, everyone is a normie. That's just codeword for 'someone who conducts themselves differently than me'
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>>24720076

check out the movie "Worlds Greatest Dad." you might like it kek.
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>>24720801
What she's saying:
>I am beside myself

What she means:
>Hey guys, look how much I care about this guy, give me some attension for it
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>>24720808
As the sun breaks, above the ground,
An old man stands on the hill.
As the ground warms, to the first rays of light
A birdsong shatters the still.

His eyes are ablaze,
See the madman in his gaze.

Fly on your way, like an eagle,
Fly as high as the sun,
On your way, like an eagle,
Fly and touch the sun.


too close to the sun Nic F
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>16 year old kid
Good. He was probably shitting the place up anyways. I hate all the fucking kids here.
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>>24720131
OP do this you huge coward

>>24720398 see >>24720208
this guy hit the bulleye, the kid is faggot
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>>24720884
I used to have good conversation here every day. It was slowly going to shit, but then from one day to another it became a huge piece of shit.
Nowadays I just come to complain. It's better than talking to high school kids who browse reddit.
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>>24720701
>calling other people weak when you constructed an identity around imitating authors
You're the weak one, retard.
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>>24720488
>>24720522

/thread
>robot9000 ruined r9k
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>>24720893
Not really, everyone seems to have their own definition of normie but I fail to see how he was abnormal in any significant way.

Personally, I define normie as someone who has the acceptance of others, which is most people, but not everyone.
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>>24720655
hemingway was a fucking hack
how dare you mention him and hunter s thompson in the same sentence
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>>24720916
alright m8, just don't blame underaged kids for "ruining" the board when it was never good to begin with.

Even before it got shut down it was shit threads with a great one every 30-40 threads just like it is now, you just only remember the good ones from back then because you want to confirm your current viewpoint that it's shit now.

>>24720978
normie is just a fucking meme that people are posting ironically cause it's still a tiny bit funny, needs something new to spice it up though desu senpai.
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This is not a suicide.
Normies kill him.
They kill his future,his confidence and happiness.
We all know how his fellings.
#JeSuisNic
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>>24720907
Lying awake at night I wipe the sweat from my brow
But it's not fear 'cos I'd rather go now
Trying to visualise the horrors that will lay ahead
The desert sand mound a burial ground

When it comes to the time
Are we partners in crime ?
When it comes to the time
We'll be ready to die

>Nicf was afraid to shoot strangers
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Hey OP, the hot teacher you mentioned. Is she by any chance a biology teacher? I just wanna know if I'm fapping to the right pics.
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>>24720590
>comparing a woman with a man

you you fuck a man? would you listen to a woman?
do you prefer the advice of a youngster or a old man?
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>>24720801
Don't you love it when people only care when the situation is beyond saving?
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>>24720254
>6'2
>not skinny
>girl sat on his lap
>robot
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>>24721008
It makes me half angry, half amused every time someone says the board was never good. Of course it was, I'm still here cause since it went to shit I haven't found anything as good, but just a year and a half ago it was way better and less full of redditers and kids.
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>kills himself instead of going out like a hero
Sorry for your loss but that nigga wasnt a true robot 2bh
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Makes me wonder if I killed myself if a bunch of random people that meant nothing to me starting talking about how good of a person I was etc etc... fucking normies man these people fucking disgust me.
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>>24720853
It's no one's fault but your own that you're life is the way it is you pathetic fuck. There's no "evil" to fight you delusional prick
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>>24720076
>>24720254
THIS IS NOT A ROBOT
HE TOOK PICS WITH FUCKING GIRLS, ONE SAT ON HIS FUCKING LAP
THIS IS JUST ANOTHER AUTISTIC REDDITOR WHO THOUGHT PEPE MADE THE FUNNIEST FACES AND WAS THE MOST EPIC MEME
HE DESERVES DEATH FOR BEING THE CANCER TO /r9k/
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>>24721008
I don't think it's funny really, it's a word used to describe a certain type of person and I use it as such. I don't like it when they use the word to describe others as if it doesn't apply to them tho. Which is quite common on other boards.
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>>24721121
>normies mocking someone behind their back them pretending to care
>not evil

this whole tread is just bait and no one is even raiding the kid and his friend's FB, pathetic
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>>24721032
I'd probably fuck a really feminine trap desu. I'd listen to a woman and think about the stuff she says and go from there rather than instantly dismiss it because of the epic redpill meme.

r9k is a stupid place to go for advice. I just come here for some great maymays like the bait fish and the pepe feelers. underaged are pretty dank at posting them and really keep this great community afloat if you ask me

>>24721066
>muh redditors and underageds
it's still the same demographic of awkard autists/borderline autists who spend too much time on the computer aged 14-25
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>>24720334
Tall white guys can be robots.
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>>24720209
The fuck. Did you watch the picture of him? He born dead
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>>24719676
Sorry for your loss OP. I hope you can get through this safely. Robots have enough shit to deal with without grief being added to it. I'll drink to Nic tonight.
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>>24721174
I was going to greentext everything wrong with this post but I was gonna greentext the whole thing in the end.

Fuck man, I give up. Why do you even come here? Do you seriously think memes are funny? What the fuck is wrong with today's kids.
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OP is a fucking normie with a gf. All sympathy is gone.
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>>24720254
He looks happy here. In my mind's eye they were secretly in love with each other. Makes it less sad that way.
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>>24721247
How does a dude so ugly get a gf?
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>>24721247
Jesus fucking christ wipe this underage off the face of the board
This is almost as bad as the unshopped version of pic related
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>>24721247
kek, he has a pierced ear, so he was gay
No gf, just friendzone
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>>24721305
He's pretty qt though. Full homo.
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>>24721322
Unless the pic is mirrored.
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I'm not glad he's dead but I am glad there's one less underaged normie faggot shitting up this board.
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I'm so sorry anon :(
I know how hard it is to lose a friend to suicide
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>>24721330
If that dude is "qt" then I'm fucking Brad Pitt.
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>>24719676
>16
UNDERAGE ENJOY YOUR BAN FAGGOT
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>>24719676
Kyllingstad means "chicken place" - probably killed himself for having such a gay name.
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>>24721322
They're a couple. Some roastie commented "You guys are the cutest couple!"
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>>24721391
post picture and I'll be the judge.
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>>24719676
It pissed me off to think all those normies cunts after bullying him go over to his Facebook page and post "will be missed he was a great guy :(((" Fucking hypocrites.
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>>24720488
Filthy normalscum. Anyone who has ever had a gf should kill themselves and I will bask in the Schadenfreude.
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>>24721420
Nic chicken-place is our new meme
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Betas gettin beta'd

Also he's in hell now lol
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>>24719676
Underage b& senpai you faggot desu
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>>24720076
>League faggot
>Not a normie
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>>24721420
in what language? It's a weird name, I don't know how to pronounce it.
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>>24721440
I am not an attention whoring fag.
When I've posted my picture here, I've got told I'm good looking, but /r9k/'s standards are astronomically low.
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>>24720801
it'd be funny if nic actually came back to life and met her again
bet she would be eiter freaked out or have totally forgotten about him
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See, that's real gun control, bully the certain mass shooter so that he's his only victim.

Hey Nic, bet you wish you had done this before you took the coward's way out.

Rot, beta faggot. Normies laugh at you for all eternity.
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> Nicodemus Kyllinstad

poor bastard never had a chance, sorry about your loss bro
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There is something sad and banal about that.
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>killed himself
>wasn't a manlet
Well I've officially ran out of reasons to not kill myself
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I live in Anthem but I didn't know the kid. Feel bad for him and feel bad for you OP.
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>>24719984
did he ded?
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>>24719676
I'm so sorry for your lose...I wish there was another way to fight this type of shit
>tfw was bullied all my life too
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rip your dead gay retard friend
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>>24722617
I live at happy valley, d-do you want to hang out?
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>>24719676
In norwegian his last name means "chickenplace"
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>>24720227
>suicidal metalheads
>normie
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>>24722955
Yes would love to.
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>>24723080
What kinds of things do you like?
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He looks like a lesbiann with two n's because originality get fucked robot.
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>>24719676

>Do not stand at my grave in strife,
>He can't be dead who had no life.

>I am in a thousand baits that troll,
>in every boards of internet's asshole.

>I am CIA in pictures of Bane,
>and at the gym the Robot's gain.

>I am the Feel when no gf,
>in each new meme and stupid trend.

>I am the Wizard's true way,
>keeping the Succubi at bay.

>I am in all the croaking frogs,
>all the bullied and underdogs.

>Do not stand at my grave and weep,
>I am elsewhere, I am asleep.

>I am comfy, no star gleaming,
>Cthulhu is there, softly dreaming.

>I'm not there, unlike Killroy.
>Life isn't fair. See you, Space Cowboy.
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>>24719676
I'll keep him in mind OP, good luck with dealing with the loss of a freind, I know it can be pretty harsh. Especially with normies who dickride for attention only after it happens
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>>24719676
he was underaged and so are you

enjoy your ban
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Nicodemus Kyllingstad. Jesus fuck that's a final boss name if I ever heard one.
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>>24719676
>6'2
He had no reason to be a self loathing loser. Also browsing /r9k/ at 16? Fuck, no wonder this board sucks so much. Still sorry for your loss though, family.
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>>24720398
>fuck you, you think its easy to pick up girls just by being tall?
Nope, if you're that tall and are still a fuck up then something's seriously wrong.
>wake up bud we all deal with shit
No you do not, you don't deal with the stigma of being short and being ridiculed because of it. Fuck off with your nonsensical bullshit.
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>>24722687
>>24720729
>>24720598
It was a prank, he was basejumping and had a parachute.
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>>24723643
>16
>white
>6'2
Fuck no he wasn't, get outta here with that bullshit. He had every chance to be a Chad.
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>>24719676
Damn he kinda looks like my friend back when he was that age

Rest in piece fellow robot
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>>24719676
> Nicodemus Kyllingstad

ahaha ok seriously did he change his name to that because he thought that it sounded "metal"
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Is this all this place is...fucking underaged b&? Jeez, it's embarrassing being a 24 year old man who still goes on r9k.
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>>24719676
Bad luck man, I'm sorry for you and him. Don't listen to these edgy faggots.
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>>24723643
You're a retard. We encourage eachother to kill ourselves. You're not part of this board's culture if you think suicide is horrible. Nobody gives a shit about your friend, stop trying to force your bullshit feelings on others you limp wristed faggot.
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>>24723782
His dad's last name is Springer, so I have no fucking clue what was going on there.
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>>24723856

We also encourage each other to try boypussy. You know what to do...
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>>24719676
RIP brother.
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>>24719984

I don't know about that. I recently jumped from a high place, and it's not scary like seeing a shark coming after you, but it's paralyzing.

You're like "oh it's nothing I'm totally gonna do it" and your legs aren't moving. It's like the willingness to jump isn't enough to move your body.
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>>24719676
>6'2
>killed himself
I couldn't care less even if I tried. I wish more lanklets would follow that faggot's example.
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> UPDATE 2 (Wednesday):
> The police will not be doing a search and rescue.
> He's being considered a runaway because the statistics say that after 12 hours the chances decrease of him taking his life.
> They are assuming at this point that he hasn't.

Police confirmed for being shit at statistics.
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Goodbye fellow dubs guy
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>>24720334
>6'2"
>white
>green eyes

trust me tall ppl can be robos kek
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>>24719676
Wow, he was soooo ugly

Made the right decision
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its a shame. he would have known hardly anything about himself. he had so much time to learn and grow yet he threw in the towel.

im not judging, i have no idea what he experienced, if only he had of waited a bit longer things may have changed.

anyway rip in pieces.
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>>24719676
>Age: 16 years
OP you shot yourself in the foot
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>>24720131
Do this and post screenshots, Nic deserves to be defended for
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>>24719984
just watching that stresses the hell out of me
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>>24719676
>bullshit family trying to get attention out of his death
>attention out of his death
>what is this thread, faggot
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and most likely, even his normie family will forget him in a couple years. keep his memory alive my brother, for no one else will
>>24724432
I felt the same way every time I tried to kill myself. really wanted to, but my body just wouldn't allow it
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sorry for killing your thread OP
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>>24720655
Hemingway killed himself because his family subjected him to electroshock therapy that lobotimized the primary thought region of his brain, leaving him in a waking hell of being unable to self-express.
Little bit different than "I'm 16 and nobody likes meeeee"
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>>24720028
The inability to integrate into society "properly" means you have no value?
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>>24719676
He had an awesome name.
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>>24725576
according to society it does
>>24720131
>>24720076
idk, at least the fake sympathy is something. if he had killed himself a few years later, none of those sluts and Chads would even notice
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>>24720488
Have less sympathy now knowing he had gf/s
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>>24720571
>derailed a train
nah, fuck that cunt ass elephant
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He probably hated women. Why should I care?
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rest in peace fellow robo dude, you were too good for this world. I hope you're browsing dank memes and shitposting in heaven <3
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>>24725785
He did not hate women they hated him.
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fellow az fag, RIP
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>This place has gotten so bad that underage faggots will admit to being underage without repercussions
God help me
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>>24720633
>just some typical 16 year old edgelord.

if he hadn't an hero'd, imagine if he grew up going the way he'd been going

wouldn't be pretty, would it
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>>24719984
Then you should definitely kill yourself.
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>>24725878
idk, I think it's a good thing. would you rather these kids come here and become robots or go to Tumblr/Reddit and become crybullies? exposure to non mainstream ideas and cultures is important for developing minds
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>>24719984
>YOU DIED DARK SOULS.webm
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>6'2
He would have pulled endless bitches with 0 game if he lifted or even just got to a low body fat. Sad story, but not a robot.
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so.. why exactly did he kill himself?
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>>24723679
>shitskin
>manlet

Pick one or both and go back to /b/ edgefag.
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how can someone be 16 and a robot
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>>24719984

There goes a life with so much aspirations, pain, stories and just like that he is dead.
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>>24720076
Sorry for your loss m8.
Anyway that ashe is the most beautiful face i've ever seen, cosplay fb page anyone?
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One less idiot who failed on easy mode
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>>24726759
someone here probably told him to kill himself and he listened
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>>24719676
Rip brobot. I'm sorry Op. It sucks when we can confirm one of us when thru with it. I really hope he found peace.
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>>24723279
beautiful
god tier
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>>24720370
Underrated post right here lads
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>>24726800
>admitting to being a normie
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I'll give my respects, rest peacefully underage robot...

F
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>6'2"
>only 16
>had friends
He'd have my respects if he actually did use that gun on the normies first instead of obediently using it on himself

Mediocre
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I'll pour a mountain dew out for him
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