>be me, baker
>love making Christmas cookies but have no friends to give them out to
>I portion them out into individually wrapped parcels and then freeze them to gradually eat by myself
This year I'm going to take some of the packages and leave them by sleeping homeless people. Is that creepy?
>>24719011
Send them to me familia
>>24719011
no, that sound pretty nice, in fact
>>24719011
No that's kickass. Well done anon.
>is that creepy?
Only if you kill the homeless man and leave a cookie as your calling card.
You could call yourself The Butcher The Baker
Will you send me a box of them? Maybe if I paypal you $10?
I never get anything
>>24719011
Why do it when they're sleeping? Just hand them out you sperg.
Still kind of you tho family.
>>24719011
what kind of cookies? ;_;
>>24719011
Not creepy but acknowledge them when you give them the cookies. Say happy holiday or something. I've given food to homeless people a lot but when I try dropping stuff off and walking they sometimes get agitated/scared/confused
Sounds sweet. You should find a church that does those Sunday potlucks and bring cookies.
You're a nice lad, visit a church
>>24719117
This. Don't forget the crazy world we live in. Homeless people may not eat mysterious cookies if they don't know the source.
Could be some right wing nutjob from /pol/ poisoning them because muh capitalism or some shit.
>>24719065
If you give me an address, I will send you cookies. Not sure how to do this so I made a throwaway email, [email protected]
Also include any food allergies because it would suck if I accidentally killed you.
I'll be doing my baking next week and could send you stuff after that.
>>24719216
This is a good point, but I don't really know how to talk to people. It scares me.
>>24719051
THE KRIS KRINGLE KILLER STRIKES AGAIN.
