>cooking farfalle
>add turmeric while it's boiling
>cooking pou de frafafa
>not adding pepper while yodelling
>expecting anyone to eat that tripe
>smdhfam
>cooking instant noodles
>add cum when it's boiling
>cooking a big vat of cum from my cumbottles i saved for over a year
>wait too long to add the deep fried cumsocks
>burn all the cum
>house smells like cum
>be Indian
>take a shit outside of designated area
>cooking frozen chicken that you have to bake
>says you need to thaw it beforehand
>lazy and impatient so just keep it in the stove longer
>chicken is literally charcoal when it's done
>>24718670
>tfw I know that's what long term cum actually looks like
>>24718510
>Cookbook says to set the oven to 180 degrees
>Set it to 181
