>"I hate to think of you being so lonely all these years Anon. You are such a nice person when you let people get to know you. If only we'd started talking earlier, but you always seemed so hostile towards everyone! I'm so glad we're getting to know each other now, I hope you enjoy my company as much as I'm enjoying yours"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUegJBEusoI]
pictureblox
>"Come on Anon, we're going to miss the train! Hurry! Gosh, I can't believe we made it! Here are our seats, do you mind if I sit by the window? Will you point out all the places you recognize on the way to your hometown? I'm really nervous about meeting you family, I hope I make a good impression!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCs5150EqeM]
>>24717017
tfw girls being nice to me is my kryptonite.
tfw my first instinct is to run the fuck away
>>24717089
>do you mind if I sit by the window?
The simpleness of this question is what hit me the most.
>>24717017
>tfw no weeklyimogen gf to tell me jokes and make me feel better after a bad day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC9tcPhdigQ
>"You have really hairy legs. No, I don't mind it. I actually kind of like it. Does it feel funny when I stroke your thighs like that? It's sort of tickling for me! You know, you can shuffle a little closer to me if you want to"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZMVqDXNAf0]
>"Winter's really coming in fast this year. It feels like only yesterday we were having to sleep as far apart as possible because of how hot it was! Well at least now we get to cuddle up at night. I'm starting to see why winter is your favorite season!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twi_wNaA7CA]
>>24717089
as if i had contact with my family
REEEEE
>this shit againkeep going
>>24717149
But anon, you have a bad day every day
You've got a way with words anon
>"Do you mind if I hold your hand Anon? Are you sure? Sorry if it's a weird question, only I know uncomfortable you are with people showing you affection and I don't want to be annoying. Do you like holding hands with me? If you do then I hope we can hold hands more often"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia0CUR160Vc]
God these threads are so beta. I just want to pummel your ribs into porridge.
>>24717274
One day, my suffering will end.
>"Anon? Anooon? I know you're awake, I can see your eyes moving! Come on, sit up. I have some presents for you to open. Before you do, what do you feel like for breakfast? I want to make sure this is your best birthday ever and that it makes up for all those years you celebrated it all by yourself!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1ASWiDhYxg]
>>24717207
That totally broke my immersion desu
>"I'm so glad it's Friday tomorrow, I thought it would never arrive! What do you feel like doing this weekend Anon? Could we take a drive to the beach and take a walk along the shore like we did in summer? I can make us a picnic or something to eat in the car. I love visiting the shore at this time of year when it's so empty, no-one but ourselves for miles and miles"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYl5v5OV_y8]
>"Anon pull the car over! Anon! Come on, I'm not kidding around. I don't feel safe sitting here when you're like this! Anon you know how much I love you, where is this coming from all of a sudden? Here, let's get in the backseat and talk for a while. Put the seats back and let's just lay and cuddle a while, okay?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt5lbTYscy0]
>>24717440
>I want to make sure this is your best birthday ever and that it makes up for all those years you celebrated it all by yourself!"
n-no
AAAAAAAAAAAH DON'T DO THIS TO MEEEEE I CAN'T HANDLE ITTT
>>24717592
Please don't do this to me
>"Hey sorry I was late, my sister's going on a school trip tomorrow and begged me to help her pack. Gosh it's so chilly outside, I can't believe it's Christmas is just around the corner! Sooo, where do you plan on taking me tonight?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDkCtsIdnfE]
fuck this gay earth
blox
This will happen to all of us one day, right?
>Hate the guy who makes these threads
>Come back every time,replacing anon with my name
Why are we still here?Just to suffer?
>>24717774
Nobecause girls don't talk like that
Usually these thread get derailed by imitations of OP post but with hurtful content that usually land just far too close
>>24717961
Cipher stole our gfs
>>24717017
God, I fucking hate women. Never again. Fuck you, Alex.
>>24717961
You sound like a huge faggot and should do some research on an appropriate method to kill yourself.
>>24718070
They can't steal what never existed
Hey qt I'm a beta asshole loser so excuse me if I misread your cues and don't make a move and you actually want me to, wanna game out? That's a pretty dress you're wearing
>>24717017
Aren't you supposed to, call your boyfriend or something?
>>24718068
>implying it isn't OP writing those ones too
>>24718117
Everything's already set up pham
>>24717592
>>24717679
the beginning of the end
This threads are scarring my heart too much. Why is it so hard to have something like this ;_;
>>24718599
The data redundancy involved in this GIF made me hurt. Unless GIF has compression that effectively makes a layer for that moon, but I don't think so.
>"I'm really proud of you Anon. I mean it, I'm not kidding around. I can tell you've suffered a lot in your life. A lot of people I've met just laugh things off or distract themselves from the bad things in their lives, but you seem to hold your responsible for all the suffering that goes on around you. You're too innocent for this world Anon, you know that?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi8VNLdJvlw]
>>24718173
Then why are we here? ? ?
Said no one ever. Who the fuck says that shit?
>>24717089
Oooh. I've seen plenty of your posts, but imagining a girl excited to meet my family and the feeling of anxiety I'd get (especially since they think I'm gay) was the one thing that really got to me.
I liked your old style better, OP.
The "you will never" style.
>>24717017
Damn you actually know Salvia Plath...
+1 anon....you're solid m8.
>3DPD
No thank you.
>>24717288
Why do I still come to these threads? I always start thinking about things I'll never have, that might not even exist and then I want to kill myself. I don't think this is healthy.
>>24717017
You know, a girl once told me that. She said that despite me acting like I don't care about people, I'm really a nice guy. I called her a dumb whore.
>tfw qt 3d was showing interest in you but you didn't reciprocate and shit got mixed up
These threads are horrible for me. I just needed some balls but now I'm on the path of 2D appreciation.
This thread is cringy. I'm serious. It's making my skin feel uncomfortable.
goddamnit OP I was having a good day, I didn't need a reminder of these feels
>"I fucken took a massive shit just now, heh. Ay yo, pass the joint, sonna!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS1KJvJMcsM
>>24717355
I can usually tolerate these threads, but this one broke me.
>>24717017
You're killing me
