>tfw the subway shills on /r9k/ have started making me get subway at least once every week
>tfw they don't serve tendies at subway
>any hot food there is stupid expensive
>everything else is just low quality cold cuts on low quality bread
I'll never understand the NEET obsession. It's neither tasty or affordable.
>>24715284
Yeah, not even joking I was craving subway so bad a few nights back after seeing a thread I drove out and got some
fucking hate this place sometimes
>subliminal subway advertising
curse you jared!
>>24715284
You get Subway every week because you like it. Fuck out of here.
I feel like this is half joking but it's so disgustingly typical of /r9k/'s modus operandi - blaming things well within one's own control (often exclusively within one's own control) on invisible, ill-defined boogeymen.
Yeah, I've been suspicious that the Subway meme is just stealth advertising myself.
>>24715430
Here's my idea for a new marketing campaign jim: handicapped bums love us and when they're abusing their welfare and demonizing the tax-payer, there's nothing more satisfying than a nice, fresh, warm Subway sandwich.
>>24715397
so you can stick a footlong of subways meats into your pussy, youre so lewd anon
Subway is so terrible that subliminal advertising couldn't work on me
I'm about to head to lunch and I'm going to spend the extra three bucks on a Chipotle burrito
Don't eat that shit man. Their bread is made out of diapers.
>>24715379
>well within one's own control
"You" are the product of your genetics and environment.
>>24715554
You don't get it though, the company doesn't have to take any responsibility for the advertising because there's no proof they're doing it.
Welcome to the future.
>>24715353
>subliminal subway advertising
>subliminal advertising
>subliminal
I'm up to three a week.
Wow what a weird thing to happen fellow /robot/!
Don't listen to those Subway(tm) shills!
Instead you should eat a delicious McDonalds(tm) Steakhouse Sirloin Third Pound Burger at a McDonalds(tm) restaurant near you!
#I'mLovingIt
Seems overpriced and not that good.
>>24715683
I meant i get it. There's no such thing as bad publicity and all that but this seems negative if there were such a type of publicity.
I know neets are the philosopher kings of our time and all that but i doubt their corporation would be smart enough to realize that.
