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You can not be a robot if _________.
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People enjoy being around you.
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>>24715096
You respond with an unplanned emotional outburst
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>>24715123
Really not surprised no one's ever said that on here.
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You're female
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DEATH TO ALL BLACK SCUM
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>>24715096
You have had sex.

You are female.
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>>24715096
You are still on this board
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you don't watch anime
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>>24715096
>if a girl has ever displayed any kind of interest in you
>if you have ever touched a girl intentionally
>if you've ever had any kind of a job
>if you have any kind of marketable skill that might enable you to get a job
>if you've ever had to have any form of responsibility for anything at all
>if you can cook
>if you don't like the idea of abusing animals
>if you're not racist
>if you don't masturbate to the most extreme porn
>if you have any hope that your life can ever be improved in any way at all ever

If you fail any one of these things then, according to someone on this board, you are a normie.
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>If you think 3D women can compete with 2D
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>>24715096
You are rational
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If you live with a roommate
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You're not a virgin. Simple as that. Which immediately disqualifies all women.
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if you want a girlfriend
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>>24715313
I fail at most of these.
See ya, losers.
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>>24715313
>don't meet any of the criteria

What's my prize?
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>>24716134
Your prize is to get off this board NORMIE!
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You can not be a robot if you are white
You can not be a robot if you are female
You can not be a robot if you have a place to live and a car
You can not be a robot if you have more than $1,000 saved
You can not be a robot if you have hope
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>>24715096
You are attracted to 3DPG
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>>24717315
My father is white my mom is asian, so im half-half. Does that count?
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You're made of flesh and bone
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Literally no such thing as a fembot
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>>24715313
Lost me on the marketable skill, the responsibility, animal abuse and hope, but I'm still a 22 y/o kiss less virgin
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>>24717315
I'm slav though
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>>24715096
You arent in love with a fictional char or tech insane
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you have friends
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>>24715313
God damn, I'm a normie, kill me before the virus spreads.
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You've ever had a real life gf
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>>24719169
what about online gf
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live a good life
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