I'm really high. I'm about to go into my Linux programing class with literally all robots and one 6/10 qt3.14. Any good Linux jokes I can zing my professor with so I can fuck this Ubuntu babe.
>>24715040
Do you like Ubuntu-based distros? Because i'm about to go deepin dat ass
Don't actually use this, i don't know how retarded you are.
Ubuntu ubuntu you put it in the cunt-u
Also, fuck your weed habit, you filthy degenerate.
GUYS I asked about helping my grandma install Ubuntu and she looked at me to give me advice. Right in my eyes. I have a chance
Also I'm pretty sure the school shooter looking guy in my class is pissed I got the rapport
>>24715040
Here you go m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kddqINA1vOA
>>24715040
Sudo apt-get no gf
>>24715040
I get really compulsive thoughts when I smoke too much weed. Last night I thought "Better go upstairs now" and I could hear the thought so vividly that it almost sounded like a real voice. I get really good auditory memory while really high, I can play back a song in my head note for note, even with complex orchestra music. Anyways, I kept playing back this thought/sound in my head a bunch of times and I couldn't help it. I've always had these compulsive thoughts but most of the time I am completely normal. What gives?
fsck gf
-gf not mounted-
>>24715040
>linux programming
I've never heard anything sound more community college tier.
I asked her if she likes my bum. She just kind of laughed a little and seemed annoyed. Then I said "Well I like You Bum To." (Ubumtu) I think I blew it.
>>24715632
Autistic or some other weird disorder.
>>24715693
Yeah operating systems isn't a subject in like every CS uni curriculum, right?
>>24715853
I don't have autism, and that's psychiatrist verified. Plus I am actually good at socializing. It must be something else.
>>24715836
orginal pizza
>>24715632
Weed can amplify or accelerate some latent mental disorders
Source: idfk
>>24715836
>Dad jokes
u done.
>>24715836
>I blew it
sure sounds like it
>>24715836
>Well I like You Bum To
>>24716221
im high as shit and playing super smash bros melee
AMA
>>24715270
>Don't actually use this, i don't know how retarded you are.
solid disclaimer m9
Fuck!! She deleted me in facebook
>>24716247
you didn't even go to class, did you?
>>24715040
Protip: You think you're being the cool Spicoli kid in the class but you just look like smelly wierdo familia
I wanna kill myself
I wanna kill myself. Now it's gonna be so weird on class
touch boob
>>24715040
>Ubuntu
sudo apt-get install gentoo
>>24715040
motherfucking bazinga
this is reallly raelly funny
>>24715040
I love programming in Linux, it's my favorite language
>>24715040
I wish I was you, but here I am, stuck in a cyber job in the air force, not doing anything even remotely related to cyber.
>>24718786
At least I'm not a weeb
>>24715040
Systemd?
More like stroke my D ya hear me?
>>24718474
I like having a gentoo box but if it ever died or something I don't think I'd go through the trouble of setting another 1 up.
You can perform the install the same way 3 or 4 times and it will only actually work once smdh
