I am alone I my house right now and I am about to smoke weed for the first time. I've got a little over a gram, and I pipe I got from a gas station. I want to smoke, but I'm afraid to get high though. What does being high feel like? Is it worth it?
>>24714779
>I'm afraid to get high
Faggot. Post more of her.
you got steam? id love to talk to you as you do it.
>>24714779
Just go back to your anime and CS:GO, kid. You won't even know the difference.
>>24714779
Masturbating while high was the best feeling I've ever had in my life
Enjoy
>>24714807
Beta fucking orbiter. Da thirst is real yo.
You usually don't feel much when smoking weed the very first time.
Just do it and realize there is nothing much to it.Faggot.
post her name , idol name , whatever you got brah.
Just do it and be urself :^)
>>24714924
This is a lie
>>24714779
smoke 1/4 of the gram. more than that is waste
take a very small pinch, half the size of your pinkie nail. load it up and toast it. don't have to hold it in or anything, just take as deep a drag as possible. you'll probably cough instantly which is a good and fine.
being high is like being in another dimension. like being awake in a dream.
Ye mum
It feels like you're about to either be arrested or caught by your parents for doing something illegal.
dont smoke the whole gram at once bruh especially with a pipe. you'll get paranoid.
smoke half of it in a spliff.
That anxiety feeling right now. That fear of doing something you've never done before, to the point you need to go to /r9k/ and make a thread just to relief it, that is the kind of feeling you'll forget you ever had once you're high.
Apparently some people get super depressed with weed, but you will most likely think back an hour before smoking and feel that you were a huge faggot and there's no need to fear anything because you're a man and as long as you are strong you can move mountains and reach the sky.
Unfortunately that mindset wears off after you're unhigh, and you go back to being the same pussy you were before. But it's cool to feel like a normie for a while.
>>24714990
wow man. spot on holy fuck
also OP this is extremely important; listen to the album called "piper at the gates of dawn". skip negative middle song
>>24714924
this only happens if you dont know what youre doing
i know because i didnt get high the first 2 or 3 times i smoked bc i was an idiot
>>24714779
thats a big butt
With weed is ezzy
You can try little bit and see how it feels, if its good take more,
I even gave my mom once and she didnt feel anything
>>24715051
to clarify for this faggot, that's pink floyd's first album when syd barrett was still around
>>24714856
Try masturbation on acid. Thank me later.
>>24715117
for you family
Grind it up, put a pinch in your pipe, try to draw as deep as you can. Cough like a mofo. Repeat until your throat is too sore and/or your whole bowl has been smoked.
Try smoking more after 30-45 minutes. After the second bowl, wait at least 3 or 4 hours so you don't overdo it.
If you don't want to spend money, have snacks on hand. If you don't care about spending a bit of cash, go to the corner shop and let your stoned cravings guide you. I recommend a block of halva.
To Do:
some kind of process-intensive art project (like making a collage; cut out a ton of shit, sort through it, start pasting it down, mixing and matching things)
make ambient music (if you don't know how to use a DAW, just chop a bunch of samples in Audacity and cut and paste things together, stretch things in various ways, add lots of reverb and delay, etc. If you have a Mac, use Garage Band. Ideally you know how to use a proper DAW like Ableton or FL or Cubase)
After you've gotten used to how you feel, try going for a walk (smoke more on your walk), try riding the bus somewhere, go get a tea or a cup of coffee, see how you feel out in the world while stoned.
Listen to:
Something atmospheric and slow
Recommended: Clams Casino, Evian Christ's first mixtape, Sun Araw, 60s girl groups
Recommended watching:
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Dune
Silly sitcoms like That 70s Show or Friends or something
MONGOLIAN LITTLE GIRL CARTOONS (Personal recommendations: Akira, Gurren Lagann)
[insert show of your preference; anything you like will be enjoyable in a slightly different way]
>>24714924
>You usually don't feel much when smoking weed the very first time.
In other words:
>"I'm an idiot who didn't even inhale the first time."
It's like being drunk op. If you have ever been totally smashed you feel: light headed, hungry, lethargic and at times paranoid.
That's basically pot, but unlike booze you won't over dose on it. You may pass the fuck out tho.
If you start to panic close your eyes and go to sleep. You will wake up a little groggy but a-ok.
>>24714779
Take it slow, and don't smoke the whole gram like a dumbass. And if it overwhelms you, just remember that there is nothing medically wrong with you, just stay calm and wait it out.
And if you love it, keep your usage in check. The high loses its magic after frequent usage and you'll be a degenrate stoner who doesn't even really get high anymore, like me.
>>24715896
It's nothing like being drunk. Alcohol subjectively dulls all your senses, cannabis subjectively amplifies them. Food/music/fapping/etc. all become much more enjoyable. Unlike alcohol it does not cause nausea or feeling that you are spinning. It makes your mouth dry, impairs depth perception, and impairs short term memory. There is no hangover.
This is what you do >>24714779
>pick up your brick bud and crumble it into a baggy.
>put a pinch of the devil's cabbage in your pipe.
>put the pipe in your mouth and light that herb mayn.
>make sure you inhale faggot or you just wasted your money.
>hold that shit for like 10 seconds and exhale.
>go watch Dude Wears My Car or Grandma's Boy.
>also you are now a normie and you can kindly GET THE FUCK OUT!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT NORRRRRMIEEE!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Weed just makes me sleep. It's like 30 minutes oh yeah this is cool and then I'll sleep for like 5 hours. Pretty shit if you ask me. Weed will only feel good to you if you actually feel good before hand or think weed is super awesome. Which it's not. I'd just sell it if I were you and buy some ecstasy and aderall
>>24715988
>There is no hangover.
I get weed hangovers if I smoke a ton of it or if I eat weed food. It's not like an alcohol hangover, but I do wake up dehydrated and a little headachey.
Takes a lot though
>>24716041
>reselling a gram of weed
Also, if smoking makes you super sleepy, try making butter and bake something with it. Ingesting it might give you a different experience.
>>24716038
>dude wheres my car
look at me. look at me! u r the normie now.
In before op finds out he was sold oregano by some nigger.
https://youtu.be/ytdyzA651ew
>>24716072
Both the strain, and the method used changes how much "high" feeling and how much "stoned" feeling you get.
For maximum "high" and minimum "stoned":
Vaping (low temperature) > vaping (high temperature) > smoking > eating.
>>24716119
tru
I just tried vaping for the first time (and I'm almost 30 so I don't know how I missed out on this) and got fucking ripped. It was great.
>>24715988
>he hasn't smoked so much nug he puked
Step it up faggot.
>>24716190
> he hasn't smoked so much he triggered his underlying schizophrenic tendencies and had to be hospitalized
So OP how'd it go?
>>24714779
>What does being high feel like?
Your short-term memory goes to shit to the point where even though you'll be sitting in your house you'll have no idea where the fuck you are. If you try to eat something you might keep forgetting how long you've even been chewing and not know whether you should swallow or keep chewing. If you try to have a conversation with someone you might think to say something and then be like "wait, did I actually say that out loud or was I just thinking it? Wait, what was I trying to figure out? Wait, what were we even talking about?"
Potheads call this being "high" because apparently it's fun to live out a simulated brain-damage retardation for several hours.
tldr: Weed is shit, and no, it's not worth it.
>>24715988
Found you!
https://youtu.be/hkA9rz-1YoA
Dude it's like being drunk, to a novice that's what it's like.
>>24716575
Not samefagging, just an accurate, succinct description. Kudos.
>>24714807
I'd watch this.
>>24715450
>Something atmospheric and slow
Why?
Oh wait, because stoners' reactions are too slowed down to comprehend anything that can't be used to put cattle to sleep and it makes them upset.
>>24716637
>not samefagging
Only samefaggers would feel compelled to state that.
>>24716682
>samefagger
What?
>>24716282
unfortunately i know that feelio
>>24715988
>he thinks 'making things more enjoyable' is synonymous with 'amplifying one's senses'
Just smoke a pinch to start and do something you like normally
>>24716681
Slow, backgroundy music is good for being high because it doesn't distract you from your thoughts. When you're sober you need louder, more stimulating music to entertain yourself, but stoned it's better to have a relaxing background music to focus more or simply to relax.
>>24716754
>your thoughts
What thoughts?
>>24716742
It is not. Unpleasant things do not become pleasurable. It's a mild psychedelic, so "set and setting" are important.
>>24716754
This isn't my experience. If your weed and music is good you can turn it up and get overwhelmed by the music. Every song can be an emotional journey.
Don't do it. It WILL fuck with your motivation if you get into it long term
>>24716807
>"set and setting"
Also (ought to rather be) known as 'the only conditions under which it doesn't make you miserable through dissonance between your healthy drive not to waste a whole day doing nothing and the drug-induced desire to do just that is when you accept and embrace the prospect of wasting that whole day to begin with'. Pathetic.
>>24716855
(It's a bit like saying that kicking a dog is all about 'set and setting' because it will make you miserable and have second thoughts unless you just accept what you're doing and just go with it.)
>>24716855
>>24716883
Oh, of course, >inb4 no, you don't understand, that's not what it is about
I think I said that before, but truly, if there were signatures, mine would be that.
All drugs except alcohol are for fags
>>24716934
I'm glad you didn't exclude 'meditation' from that definition.
>>24716718
yep and I still smoke every day, but now I just lock myself in the bathroom afterwards and play some music loud and scream at my reflection
>>24715988
>it does not cause nausea or feeling that you are spinning
>"I'm lucky to have never greened out"
>>24714779
Here's my first time:
>acquire some god tier weed
>home alone
>I dont know how strong is a joint, I roll 2 of them and smoke the first one all by myself
>feel just a bit dizzy
>"Ugh, I guess its just weaker than what I expected"
>go in my computer room to play some TF2
>after 1 minutes it hits me
>Im laughing so fucking hard at eveything
>smoke the second joint
>as blazed as I can get
>go in my room, masturbate (literally most intense orgasm Ive ever had) and proceed to listen to music for the entire night with closed eyes (when I smoke and close my eyes I always experience extremely vivid, almost real-like hallucinations)
>open my eyes
>the Sun is rising
>notice all the beautiful things I can see from my window
>literally cry, I was experiencing pure bliss
Just do it man and dont get hooked to it
Smoke once every 2-3 months and get that neat tolerance-free experience
Where are you, OP?
I hope you got some feel good music with you
>>24714779
Just don't smoke too much. Pace yourself.
>>24716854
>It WILL fuck with your motivation if you get into it long term
>work in a music studio
>engineer for rappers, including some big names
>they constantly blaze, always so high they're on the fucking moon
>constant hustle, constantly working, constantly touring and doing shows
>captcha: select all images with trees
>>24717177
consider them checked
>tree captcha also
>>24717177
if you have no CLEAR GOAL of what you want to do with your life, it will confuse you and fuck your motivation to change for the better
unless you are using it as a means to better yourself through meditation
>captcha: select all images with grass
>>24717025
I had a completely hands free orgasm standing in the shower the first time I smoked, I smoked two joints all by myself andsmoked a cig in the shower, and when all the nicotine hit on top of the weed I lost my mind and hallucinated myself to orgasm
where the fuck are you, OP?
Have fun. You will never enjoy it as much as you do the first time. Make the best of it, friend. I am legitimately jealous of you.
Op where you at?
>>24717942
I thought that was more true with meth and heroin?
>>24716038
Grandma's Boy is dumb as fuck and that's why it's the best stoner movie.
Damn you, OP
>>24718060
Weed too. At least for me. The more you use it the less pleasant it becomes. I'd rather take adderall or do psychedelics, to be honest.
dont listen to everyone else, smoke all of it!
youll get so fucked up, itll be funny
trust me, im a doctor!
