>tfw slav
>not white but not anything SJWs care about either
>blacks and yellows get more respect than us
>slavs are universally portrayed as criminals and their women as cheap whores
>no one cares if this is discriminating cause slavs don't count as a legit minority
>>24713835
Jdi domu pepiku
>tfw also slav
>tfw everyine thinks we`re backdoor "cyka blyad" yelling savages
>tfw not even russian
>tfw no faggot slav bf to crouch beside and drink with
what's the point of living?
what does cheeki breeki mean and why do russians I play with online keep spamming it?
what is xynta?
what is cyka blyad
>>24713835
>jews do not care about you
>can pass for white
>slav, so resistance to some bullshit
it's alright m8
>>24713835
>tfw south american (not mexican)
>not white but not anything SJWs care about either
>blacks and yellows get more respect than us
>We ara universally portrayed as fat jungle dwelling coke dealers
>no one cares if this is discriminating cause southern spics don't count as a legit minority
>>24713835
Lol where do you live? German half slav reporting in.
Never had any issues.
>>24713835
>water instead of alcohol
>are those sunflower seeds?
If this is not ironic, I think I might hang out with those guys.
>>24713835
what? slav women are often seen as beautiful and they often have very nice accents
then the majority of slav men look like dogshit but you see them with these 9/10 slav godesses
life as a slav male must be bretty nice if in one of the nicer parts of a country like Russia or so
>>24713835
>tfw slav
>tfw squatting hurts
>tfw hate tracksuits
>>24713850
>tfw czech
>everyone thinks we're all junkies
>czech thread starts on /r9k/
>everyone starts talking about drugs
Slav feels anyone?
>>24713961
>seen as beautiful
This is redundant. Beauty is by definition about perception.
>>24713961
>then the majority of slav men look like dogshit but you see them with these 9/10 slav godesses
You got it wrong, buddy. These slavish men do not look like dogshit, they look like brutes and that is what attracts Russian woman.
>>24713961
>then the majority of slav men look like dogshit but you see them with these 9/10 slav godesses
exactly. slavs are the best race.
>>24713905
A NU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE
>>24714038
Aye, the only real downside I guess is that so many slav countries are shitholes
Would love a qt pie russian / polish gf
i do have one question for you slavs what is with the squatting? is it just a cultural thing that you guys do without thinking about or is there some other reason to it, cause it sure as hell isnt a comfortable position.
Are Hungarians slavs?
>>24714130
cause it sure as hell isnt a comfortable position.
maybe, if you're american
>>24713890
Would you take a polish trans girl?
>>24714130
>be young slav
>see other people squat
>interpret it as being cool
>squat yourself
That's pretty much how it is. Also it is comfortable once you get used to it.
Actually you all actually are criminals and your women are all cheap whores
>>24714182
im not a burgerking, but i do have really bad knees so it might just be personal bias
>>24714194
Yes, post pics.
>>24714130
When you have to wait for a couple of minutes, it is less tiring than standing and cleaner than sitting cross-legged.
>>24713835
They are white you fucking idiot.
You're fucking idiot if you belive what you read on /pol/. No wonder everyone thinks slavs are idiots.
>>24714221
(Plus, you can look at things on the ground.)
>>24714130
I'm not even a Slav and I find squatting incredibly comfortable.
>>24714231
No one but retards like OP think that slavs are not white.
>>24713905
Cyka is like bitch/whore.
Blyat is similae to fuck.
>>24714296
>Cyka is like bitch
'Cyka' literally means 'bitch', a female dog.
>>24714130
If you are not using jeans, squatting is the best position to wait.
Just don't give a fuck about people judging you
>>24714349
i said before earlier in the thread i have knee problems, anyway i dont go outside so there is really no need
>>24713905
Anu Cheeki Breeki i v damke means 1, 2, you're one top. Its from a nursery rhyme that has to do with chess I think.
>>24714177
No, they're magyars, who originated from the same lands as the mongols/tatars.
Slavs include:
>Russians
>Ukrainians
>Poles
>Czechs
>Slovaks
>Slovenians
>Serbians
>Croatians
>Bulgarians
Belarus is a fake country, and Ukraine is arguably too.
>tfw russian is one of the most beautiful languages I've ever heard
>no point in learning to speak it
>>24714436
>tfw everyone assumes I'm Russian
>can't even speak the language
>>24713835
kurwa (original)
>>24714396
but im half turk half pole and speak 4 languages
what does that make me
>>24714784
the languages are irrelevant, but you are half slav, half sand nigger essentially
Slav in a shithole reporting in.
>>24714890
i can pretend im a spic
>>24714784
dirty kebab who should leave. Not even joking. Your kind is not welcome. There is 2 things that slavs hate.
1. Turks
2. Other slavs
>>24714959
dont know what you mean dirty pole licking toilets out in manchaster
im spanish :^)
Try being half kebab, half slav. Twice the hate and disrespect.
>>24715009
All is good then. Stay in your sandnigger country.
>>24714130
Not slav but i'm pretty much sure that squating tradition comes from prison. Then it spread into society because older russians have nostalgia towards songs about prison life.
>>24715081
>spain is sandnigger termed now
polish patology everybody
>tfw mixed slav from 4 Slavic nations
>>24714130
my Russian grandmother told me you shouldn't sit on ground because its not healthy nor clean
>>24714396
Poles are slavs too.
Slavs, you are the last hope of the west. Please rescue Europe and civilization. Hold out against the dirty muslim hordes.
Stay strong.
>>24715132
This
t. Russian
(I don't fucking know what "t." stands for desu)
>>24715231
>what is reading comprehension
they're in the list ty mlotku
What's some good Slavic beers? I've had baltika before, but I want to be more authentic.
>>24713835
>tfw ftw wtf
>>24715171
Not even from Poland.
>>24715469
Try anything Czech that isn't Pilsner Urquell, Budweiser or Staropramen.
>>24715171
Caliphate of Cordoba existed for hundreds of years
Are East Germans slavs?
>tfw slav
>no qt slavic bf
>don't really care what people think of me, slavic masterrace
Tesknie za dobrym krajem ;_;
why slavs are always so noisy and drunk? (at least they are so here, in estonia)
i hate it.
>>24716567
kill yourself attention whore
>>24716567
>tfw slav
>no qt slavic gf
>>24713835
>slav
>not white
Pick one
>>24717616
posts makaronar
>tfw slav
>no friends to squat with
>>24715469
svijany masterrace
Every Slav I have ever met was totally chill and absolute bro-tier. I had a friend and we used to play lots of games, he used to squat on the chair instead of sitting like a normal person. Kinda weird, but he was really good.
I like simple people. I'm a simple person myself.
>>24716540
Well you're 3/4 slav so probably
>>24718133
You mean 3/4 German.
>>24718099
we could have made world better place but non-slavs ruined it.
>>24716540
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germania_Slavica
Yes, embrace it.
Peace be upon You fellow slowianie.
>not white
What? Slavs are whitest motherfuckers around together with nordic people.
>>24713835
At least we're not German or Nordic.
>>24713835
You have a case of slav face, this can be solved by living an american lifestyle, instead of being a kek.
>be a slav
>see another unrationaly self hating slav
Wtf is wrong with us. We are not worse. We just had communism. We can shake it off.
>>24718579
We are quite objectively worse. We drink too much and our men kill ourselves a lot. Everyone in the western world considers us to be mongols. But that's worse even slavs consider everyone who is east to them to be mongols. I know that since I'm czech and whenever someone mentions slovakia or ukraine you hear people talking about the "wild east". Not to even mention russia. I wonder why that is.
>>24714231
>>24715236
>>24716540
>>24717898
>>24718343
fuck outta here Ivan
>>24713835
>Tf proud Western Slav and NATO member in real life, but RIDF shill online
Come at me, butthurt belt.
>>24718925
why are you on /r9k/ then? you should be shilling for russia/slavs on /pol/ making /syriageneral/ threads
>>24717616
do you want to...
create more slavs..
with me?
>>24719006
you're a man
>>24715288
Finngolian here to explain it Ivan.
t. is Finnish shortening of the word 'terveisin' which means 'regards'
It is usually used on letters, birthday cards and what not and has somehow find its way here on 4chan, if I could just remember when.
>>24714396
>not mentioning ruthenians
>>24714130
can't afford benches
>>24714396
always forgetting Macedonia
>>24714182
It is after you do it for a long time. If you do it for like 5 min everyday it becomes super easy
>>24719311
Potvrdeno
>>24713835
What kind of slav are you?
>God tier
>Polish
>Serbian
>Can be extremely shit to good tier
>Russians
>Shit tier
>everyone else
>tfw American of Slav descent
>>24720569
>polish
>god tier
>>24720770
>best women
>honorable people
>not drunktards
>never did anything bad
>>24718809
I feel superior to western kuks desu. Slavs conquered Germany and we are most redpilled Europeans.
> tfw fresh to death
/halfslav/ here, father is russian and mother is Lithuanian and i was born in England so i pretty much don't know which culture i should embrace
>>24720844
well maybe my perspective is not valid since I met only tourists but they are pretty much on russian tourist level
>slovaks are kind-hearted racists
>czechs are top tier atheists and have top tier beer
>>24720844
>best women
>literally the European country most famous for exporting cheap ugly prostitutes
>>24720930
The worst kind of slav
>slavic
>unironically wear track suits, commit petty theft, drink a lot, and smoke cigarettes
The stereotypes exist for a reason.
