>tfw I didn't die before/during birth
>you will never be a 19th Century aristocrat living out a bronte/austen novel
>tfw you won't be able to engage in space combat
>you will never shitpost endlessly on a afghanistani knitwear discussion site
>>24712762
feels real bad desu
>tfw you will never be an adventuring warrior traveling the lands of magic and wonder
>you will never pet a meerkat
fuck your bullshit, I want a meerkat farm.
>>24712684
>tfw they told me that i was born with umbilical cord wrapped around my neck like a noose
>You will never be an officer in his majesty's royal navy fighting the french
why even live