Post ITT if you have a gf to make other people jealous.
>>24711166
I do, and she has a huge arse and enjoys doggystyle. Life's good these days. I used to be a shut-in.
wouldn't that mean those other people are fucking her as soon as you're out of the room?
>tfw you have a secret girlfriend so you can't brag about her irl
you guys must know what that's like, right?
I have a gf, but she's a degenerate bisexual. Once she was talking about how people always offer bisexuals to have threesomes, and I was like "maybe I'll ask you to have a threesome" and she was like "you have to hurry before I start to like you and then I'd be jealous of the other girl and I won't want to have a threesome anymore" and then I asked her about a threesome and she said no because now she likes me too much.
>>24711227
my girl says she's happy to have one, but with another dude. nope
>>24711239
I sincerely hope this is a troll post
>>24711248
Not a troll post. We're not gonna have one unless I can have a girl one so we're even.
I've never even kissed girl
Turning 22 soon
I'll be in the same situation as Elliot Rodger
>>24711227
women are such pieces of shit
>>24711258
good luck getting the highscore
>>24711227
my girl is bi but she said she would rather have a 3some with 2 guys which crushed my heart ;_; the thought of her wanting to get gangbanged from both sides freaks me out
She's currently doing her college work.
Biomedical Science.
I have one. She's in her 40s. She makes me food and buys me stuff and takes me places and makes me cummies
Not even trolling
>>24711282
I find the thought quite hot but only if I get to do the same to the other guy's gf.
>>24711282
>high score
I'll just turn my anger inwards and anhero
>>24711303
Your mother doesn't count, anon.
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>>24711282
She will end up cheating, just saying...
>>24711239
>>24711282
Both of you need to break up with those degenerate, filthy women already. They probably fantasize getting nailed by three chads while you watch.
>>24711355
I doubt it. She just said if she had a threesome she would prefer it to be with another guy. She doesn't bring it up.
>>24711383
yeah if they're willing to do it, it's coz they've already done it, probably on cam
>>24711390
>She just said
>She doesn't bring it up
Nice.
>>24711414
I was the one who brought it up
>>24711390
I just find it strange because I wouldn't want a 3 some with my gf and another chick because my gf is the only girl I want to be with sexually
The fact that yours would want to fuck another guy should at least be a little worrisome
>>24711166
Me
Get jealous betas
>>24711427
Doesn't matter. In that moment, she thought about getting nailed by somebody other than you. And you're sitting here defending her. Reflect on yourself a little, brobot.
>>24711436
She sometimes likes to suck my thumb while I fuck her. I think she just finds the idea of stimulation in mouth and pussy pretty hot.
Like you I am happy just fucking my girl, but given the opportunity to have someone else would do it with no feelings for her and no less feelings for my gf.
>>24711472
All I'm saying is that you should be careful bro
It doesn't mean she will cheat but don't be surprised if she does
>>24711166
I have a bf, can I post in here?
>make others jealous.
>not one person posts a pic
Haha haha hahaha stay single neets
>>24711541
What are you, a queer?
>tfw gf flirts with guys all day
>tfw have to chase off betas 24/7
>>24711669
forgot pic :^)
fuckyoufuckingrobotshit
Sure faggets, I have more with different girls.
>>24711550
it would not be legal in your country senpai :^)
>>24711691
I could be here all day
>>24711691
>>24711733
post more pics senpai
>>24711691
>>24711733
This triggers me so hard
Why do you need 2 girls? We get it you won the genetic lottery now take your pretty stacie and fuck off why do you need to damage the ones you're not going to stay with ffs? seriously this pisses me off if guys had more than one partner
>>24711733
what the bloodyfuck
>>24711691
She looks like a lot of fun
>>24711648
No, but my bf is a queer
Guys, trust me. I used to ve like you guys. There is a secret to all of this. This has been in less than a year. I barely lost my v card within last year.
>>24711745
A friend of mine is just like that
He has all these side chicks but god forbid if you try to fuck one of them
I started dating this qt and she has a bunch of beta orbiters constantly asking her out. I know a lot of them irl, the texts they send are really cringey. I wish I could help some of these niggas because I used to be one of those guys but its my turn to play chad now.
>>24711817
>Trust me bros it's easy.
haha i sure do :^]
To this guy used to be me...
I had a polyamorous relationship with two girls. The whole thing about women only "getting with dicks" isn't true. Women want fun. Women are social. They really don't give a fuck how you treat them as long as you keep up the whole Chad persona of believing in yourself and keeping things light and impulsive. Now I'm just a fucking depressed NEET contemplating suicide soon. .. no chance of getting back into that situation again. Until I sort my head out. Which is the point I suppose.
I see everyone on here complaining about boohoo never getting a Qt. 314 girlfriend. I had two. There's no magic trick or words. Just don't be massively unattractive and more importantly be fun and care only about having a good time. People respond to it.
>>24711862
It's amazing and also cringe worthy the kind of things guys say to girls
>>24711891
you looked better before
>>24711902
That's not true bro..
>>24711902
Where did it all go wrong for you?
>>24711737
K U C K
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>>24711902
So be deluded and ignore reality no matter what? Because unless you're a Chad you can't possibly do what you're saying with all the shit going on.
>>24711930
I don't think so bro
It was a long time coming going wrong for me. Really long story. But essentially it boils down to me letting one of them walk over me. If you let a women see weakness they'll turn it against you. Slightly redpill I know but true. I slowly let them experiment with other men. Nothing major but it was funny to me to let them make out with beta fucks and then come over and tell them we're going home. Made my ego inflate. Long story short they cheated and it broke me. I drank and they showed no sympathy. I lost my apartment. They broke up with me. And the rest is history.
>>24711991
Your shirt is too big Fabio.
>>24711166
She's a cute little a v e r a g e c o r e a n who's super affectionate, sly and slim.
Literally a neckbeard's wet dream- I have no idea how I landed her but I'm enjoying e v e r y s e c o n d
>>24711166
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>>24711227
>>24711239
>>24711293
>>24711303
>>24711541
>>24711691
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>>24711902
REEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT NORMIE SCUM GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG.
>>24711282
the thought of you wanting to fuck another girl probably crushed her heart too... it's probably not that she's more attracted to guys, is unhappy with you or would like another guy, but just that at least she wouldn't have to compete with them. there's no way i could enjoy a threesome with another girl because i'd be paranoid the entire time that the person i love is comparing us and thinking about how much better that girl is.
my boyfriend asked if we could have a threesome with a certain girl in particular like a year ago. i said i'd only do that if we could then have a threesome with a random guy. he said no, i said i wouldn't be comfortable with either situation anyway and it's been a whole year and i still think about how he must be unhappy with me or at least resent me for not letting that threesome happen.
>>24711166
I have a gf but she is orca fat. No one in their right mind would give a shit to what I have.
>>24711733
She looks a bit basic, but so do you so it's all good
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>>24712272
WHAT DID I JUST SAY
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCCCCCCCK OF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I adopted a robot from my local shelter. Now he's my personal love slave. i come here to check his stomping grounds every now and then.
Never will I abandon him or seek another since he's all mine. Robots make the best boyfriends for possessive females.
>>24712294
Post a pic of your complex self and gf faggot.
>>24712343
Do you peg him? Pound the prostate pussy?
>>24712437
Why do normies still bring this up.
>say something sucks
>hurr do u hab someting bettar?
How is that even relevant? That's like saying you have to be a chef who can cook gourmet shit to say that you just don't like something. People can like something whether they can cook or not. Same with anything else.
>>24712473
I guarantee you do the same thing.
>>24712499
You can guarantee whatever the fuck you want. What that guy said is still retarded. And no I do not do it. Before you keep on going, I don't really care if you think I do.
I finally got a gf and now I'm scared she's going to break up with me.
Just a few days before she was telling me all this shit about how she missed me and wanted to see me again. But then this weekend she took a whole bunch of pills and she just hasn't been acting the same. Then she comes over and tells me she doesn't think the relationship is working for her and she needs time to think about it. But she couldn't really tell me why because she said she still couldn't think clearly and felt really horrible.
I really don't think this would have happened without the drugs, but now I'm scared. It hurts, guys, I got really attached to this girl, and she was telling me she could imagine a future with me and she never wanted to leave my side, but now she's acting like she doesn't want anything to do with me. It just hurts, I'm scared she'll break up with me and I'll be alone again, and I've just been feeling like shit all day.
>>24712343
>tfw I did the same thing
>tfw took his virginity
>tfw he's the most loyal/loving bf I've ever had
>tfw moved him in with me
4chan males make good bfs if they're the bashful virgin type.The cynical ones are what you have to watch out for, they're shit on the inside and are not worth the trouble. Hypocritical of me but I don't really care
>twf qt gf
>tfw hugging her
>tfw holding hands with her
>tfw kissing her
>tfw stretching her hairy cunt out with my throbbing cock, feelin her muscles pulsate and tighten around my shaft
>tfw fucking her ass and making her suck my cock after
>tfw facefucking her and cumming down her throat
>tfw cumming on her tits
>and on her face
>and in her now-gaping pussy
>tfw she only went as far as a handjob with her previous bf (of 3 years, no less)
>tfw she was gonna save herself for marriage until she saw my cock (yes, she's literally said this to me)
I'm proposing tomorrow, btw.
>>24712146
>taking the bait
blox blox fuck you robot
I have a qt 1/2 asian gf ama
>>24711166
I do and she's great.
Easily 8/10, hardly ever drinks, same uni.
>Why am i still unhappy
>Why do i still "feel alone"
>Why am i on 4chan
I think, maybe I'm not too great.
>H...H..ope you're all jealous...
I don't have a girlfriend my hand is my only lover, not a virgin tho
Im 28 and i fucked 60 different prostitutes some very attractive others average
I have a gf, she has in the past suffered from poor mental health.
She is also quite clingy, she is the most amazing part of my life however. Through thick and thin she is my other half.
