https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIyZVf9yRTI
I think eggman loves being a meme
faces of meth
More like MADMAN
dem tits doe pham
why does a ugly white boi identifies itself to nigger culture
that cracker would get whipped immediately if he stepped a single foot in the hood
christ, he actually thinks he's a comedian
>>24710569
read his okcupid profile and prepare to cringe
www.okcupid.com/profile/thenewformula
>>24710238
he is so talented
>>24710238
>thinkpad
install crunchbang++ on in and be happy forever
He is cute on left side.
>>24710558
he's ironical.
>>24710238
FUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH I LOST MY SHIT FFS AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
How can he still be on the loose after he killed so many people?
>>24710598
>www.okcupid.com/profile/thenewformula
Please let this be real.
>doesn't have kids
>but wants them
EGGY
>>24710238
at first I thought eggfag was just ugly, but this confirms hes also a cringe -inducing sperg.
Someone please put this poor animal out of its misery.
>>24710238
How is it physically possible for someone to be this ugly? Eggman constantly baffles me.
>>24710598
Some jj abrams shit.
Actually fuckin laughing at that ridiculous shit.
Eggman dancing to his own crazy vocals set to nigga beats is a thing that exists.
He loves the attention. I think he's great and I hope he becomes more insane more the sake of getting attention.
At least eggman is funny unlike kent and that swedish kek.
>>24710238
>uses audacity
pleb
>>24711005
>>24710598
He took Tai Lopez's advice and dropped out of university. This man is going places.
>>24710238
fucking lol. Eggy pls don't do this shit. the normies will just make fun of you.
>>24711337
this. fuck Kent, that normo.
>>24710238
He is a Britbong isn't he?
Does anyone know what city he lives in? I wouldn't so anything bad but I would like to see his face IRL
>>24711377
Tai Lopez dropped out and now has enough money to rent cars. Wish I had his lifestyle. I only own a car.
>>24711446
Listen, he had to have 7 new Hollywood hills installed to be able to fit his thousands of Lamborghinis. At one point, I heard he was sleeping in a little Lamborghini on bookshelves in the hollywood hills with only 47 billion dollars in his bank account, and only 47 Lamborghinis in his Lamborghini account, and only 47 Ted X talks where he talks about Warren Buffet in his Ted X talks where he talks about Warren Buffet account.
>>24710598
>trying this hard
if I can smell the desperation women will be able to smell it as well
>>24710238
>Eggman finally loses it.
I've seen this line so many times
Eggmans egg has cracked, due to smoking crack.
That is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen holy fuck
>>24710238
Post the /pol/ edit please
How does someone as ugly as eggman muster up the courage to take so many selfies and makes YouTube videos?
>>24712914
He's a normie trapped in an eggshell
>>24712914
Courage is the magic that makes dreams come true. Like the dream of spending in a couple of months the savings that should have lasted a year.
>>24712914
He has got nothing to lose, he has already lost at the game of life, so he's just doing whatever the fuck he wants.
>>24710238
he's trying to make viral videos to get money.
Been watching Skunkpaste, huh?
>>24712914
because dumb eggheads blindly follow him and give him unneeded attention.
>>24710238
Guest Starring THE SKULLS Parasite Unit
>>24713780
well he's failing miserably.
>>24711548
kek'd
fuck the all-seeing robot noticing my un-originality
>>24710238
for my sake i hope he kills himself, he is way over the line with his attention whoring, its really sad, just let go eggman, i know you probably made this thread, just end it man
The rise and fall of the Egg-man.
He went from being cu.ck king to being homeless begging for scraps to now this.
Eggman and his friend were convicted of arson, but the charges were dropped. Here's his mugshot.
>>24710238
I hope he gets hit by a bus and dies, maybe that would be too good of a death for him.
>>24714188
it's actually disgusting, he posts himself so much that I'm sure some people have started to think he has a following but it's really just him, he's that much of an attentionwhore.
>>24710238
Jesus christ how horrifying
I thought eggman was a brit
>>24711158
not only is he ugly but he also has no shame about it, as if people aren't going through enough in their lives already, this guy has to come and plaster his face everywhere.
WAUHUHUHUHUHUWAAAHUHUHUHU im being so wacky yeah *headbangs to warlbing and beatz*
SICK + 50 points to the eggy mane
>>24710238
i only just realized how funny this guy is
he should start a comedy channel, try and get big
>>24710238
pretty funny senpai
S.m.h. t.b.q.h. f.a.mily
Anybody here interested in sending Eggman gifts / cards for Xmas?
I have nobody else to buy for and Eggy seems like a bro.
>>24710238
why do i care about this normie with a gf?
fuck him i hope he dies
>>24716747
there is NO way eggy has a gf and I don't
>>24716794
lol, bro. eggy has a gf. he met her on r9k. shows over, pack your bags, go home. he's nothing but a fraud.
not only does he have a gf but he's rejected girls too. fuck him.
>>24716810
oh yeah how many guys have you rejected?
>>24716810
says you
>has a bf
>>24716838
my e-bf who i met on r9k dumped me after THREE DAYS!!!
meanwhile eggy is pumping adumping bitches left, right center
fuck off
>>24716856
I thought he was travelling to meet you next month or some shit
>>24710966
>>24711337
>>24711726
>>24716171
>>24716693
get out of here eggy you fucking SHILL
>>24716794
>there is NO way eggy has a gf and I don't
What else? You probably doubt he lost his virginity right? Fucking newfag thinking eggman is a robot just because deformed head.
>>24716865
yes well NOT ANYMORE BECAUSE HE DUMPED ME BECAUSE I SUCK IM HORRIBLE OKAY IT ONLY TOOK THREE DAYS, WHOEVER WAS BETTING ON IT LOST
KILL ME
>tfw i've had a picture of his face open for the last 6 hours, continuously playing the vocaroo he sent me of him reading a bbc article about polar bears
just put me out of my misery senpai
>>24710238
You do know on the internet you could look up research papers on science. Instead of watching youtube channels like that you could like look up scientists and other people like that. You could be like "hay r9k i likes smarts peoples stuff. u like smarts stuff 2? www.link2smartsstuff.org"
>>24716900
rip
hilarious though because that must have been the shortest online relationship ever
hehe i like eggy
>>24716948
fuck off and stop laughing, ive srioulsy been crying
robots:
>claim to not mind crazy women
>literally gtfo at the first sign of craziness
my chest hurts so much
>>24716969
have you tried not being crazy?
>>24716969
R O A S T E E
T O A S T E E
>>24716900
Wasn't there that one tripfag a few months back who hit on all the fembots? Why don't you take him up on his offer?
He probably wants that ad youtube money through clickbait titles and acting like a retard on purpose.
>>24716969
and just how are you crazy? BDP doesn't count, as it was included with your vagina.
>>24716891
that's the cumdumpster from /soc/ he cheated on me with
can someone mail me a shotgun to kill myself pls
>>24716969
he didn't gtfo at the first signs of craziness
he gtfo'd because he met a better girl tb h
>>24716900
So, was removing me a result of that, to be specific?
Still just wondering why.
>>24717096
he cheated on me too in a manner of speaking, you're not alone
>>24717066
>dating a tripfag
i do not recommend this
>>24717096
do you wanna do a suicide pact sis? or just maybe watch movies together or something
>>24717072
i dunno, im super avoidant most of the time, but sometimes when i have a panic attack, i sort of self-destruct and tell everyone to fuck off, and i guess he couldn't handle it i dunno.
i also dont really eat anymore but he didnt seem to mind that part. whatever i guess
>>24717130
you're right. he probably met some sort of stacey and i'm naive. god i keep forgetting that thats more likely. i need to hurry up and kill myself
>>24717134
no, more like a precursor see >>24717174
Is he a new Elliot Rodger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJwetVN5jhA
>>24717174
>>24717194
you sound like a retard
adding to my block list
>>24717174
>dating a tripfag
>i do not recommend this
You're a tripfag.
>>24717194
>>24717194
>i sort of self-destruct and tell everyone to fuck off
Oh, fair. I assumed at the time it was personal. I should also mention, I didn't realize people would interpret "joocy" as lewd. Well, I should have figured but oh well.
If at any point you want to talk again, I'm fine with that, but I don't really care that much either way.
RIP that free dinner either way. :^)
>>24717096
>>24717154
lol what?!
>there are women who want to fuck eggy within the context of a relationship
>there are women who want to fuck eggy at all
>>24717311
I'm not a girl I'm just a stalker and he slept with people so that's cheating, right?
>>24717330
Of course it's cheating, moron
>>24717344
wow, I guess. damn. he really cheated on me.
>>24717330
Why stalk eggman instead of stalking somebody handsome, clean, and successful?
>>24717154
Greentext your story
>>24717174
I wish I wasn't too beta and could just hang myself
>>24717311
Fuck off desu
He is manipulative as fuck and pretended to be nice until he found a better roastie.
>will never finish watching Nadia with eggy
>>24717369
I stalk other people too, I just like his rap and rep. he has nice aesthetics going on too. But I guess it's time to move on if he cheated on me.
>>24711548
lollerskates
>>24717400
How disgusting are you that you actually felt like Eggman was good enough to touch your pussy?
>>24710598
>drinking: socially
Oh please
>>24717400
>see Eggman on /r9k/
>instantly swoon and start following him around the internet
>start shilling for him, liking his videos, following him in all kinds of social media
>he suddenly sleeps with a girl what the actual fuck?
His day of retribution will come.
>>24710598
Trying so hard : the okcupid profile
>>24716810
just shows how far girls will go for attention
>>24710598
>Body type : average build
The day I learnt I was ripped as fuck
>>24710598
doesn't seem that cringey to me, just a standard okcupid profile of someone who just wants a gf really bad
>>24710598
>Has cats
Jesus Christ give it a rest, someone shoot this unloyal manipulative bastard already.
>>24710606
mfw this is my oc
>>24710598
This is Eggman's competition on OkC.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AndyF990
>>24711429
He lives in Minnesota
>>24716891
Man...this just made me sad. Eggy really is a normie.
>>24717612
do you think he'll replay?
>>24717694
kek
that's probably a fake profile, but I really hope it's not
>>24717694
Man I hope so.
>>24717786
it is, although i'm still getting offers from beta males
If guys like this are eggman's competition, I'd say he's in good standing.
>>24717875
Good grief
Trying to use cheap emotional manipulation to score a okc whore.
>>24717875
>profile theme song
wew
>>24717875
What songs are they?
>>24710262
this desu, he's such an attention whoring faggot.
>>24717875
i think hes a qt?
>>24717928
https://youtu.be/MM9FY2e6CQQ
https://youtu.be/cFU-FJzPE80
>>24717194
Do you seriously act like this or is this some kind of show?it's pretty funny if it is
>>24717991
>>24717875
>guy on OKC is actually sort of interesting
>guy is ugly as fuck
I bet you this nigga gets ignored by every girl out there.
>>24717841
>>24717786
can you be anymore pathetic by replaying to this profile?
>>24718010
honest to god i miss swedishchan
>>24710598
I think that profile is intended to come across as cringey for the sake of comedy e.g. he uses the term ,"m'lady". Also, he generally comes across as someone with no (or rather, is too scarred to admit to them) drives or passions, whereas the profile makes him out to be an ambitious young man with prospects.
He's seems like a smart guy, so I doubt he would use that profile and really expect it to work for him.
>>24718129
Oh quit pining like a lovesick schoolgirl.
You have forgotten the face of your father.
>>24718157
wat
my father saw me last weekend wtf
I JUST MISS HIM SO MUCH
>>24718135
>eggman
>He's seems like a smart guy
heh
>>24710238
rip in peice based egg ;_;7
I thought he shot the school
Was the school shooter not even from r9k
>>24718305
he was from /r9k/ but he was more of a redditor
>>24718305
prosecution and cops blew the trial.
>>24718233
Right. Well long life to him, then.
and it's just a crush. It will fade.
No ifs, ands or buts.
>>24718235
Well he's emotionally immature, but I don't detect any retardation. In fact he strikes me as the kind of guy who would proabaly be academically successful if he wasn't so demotivated.
>>24718340
So was the person who posted don't go to school in pnw tomorrow really the shooter
>>24718233
I want to pump you
I'm in Minneapolis tonight if someone wants to buy me a drink
>>24710238
Kind of sounds like parts of The Age of Adz.
>>24717311
Right? Wtf is going on
>>24718898
What time are you picking her up at the airport? Want to get together before or after?
>>24718898
Why do you insist on dodging any question related to your gf?
Will you even acknowledge you have a gf or is she off the books, plausible deniability.
>>24710598
>business minded
>my business and how I will continue to grow it and make it profitable enough to live off so that it can be my only job.
what kind of a fucking business does eggman have?also he looks kinda like a chick in his picture.
>>24718985
I hope it is because they agreed that privacy would protect their relationship from r9k trolls.
>>24719022
maybe this is back when he was optimistic and hopeful about becoming rapper, youtube vlogger, etc.
>>24711205
kek
Blex
>>24718898
>>24716693
How can I send you birthday or christmas gifts?
that was less an attempt at comedy and more an expression of contempt
>>24719098
Add me on snapchat at thenewformula and snapcash me
Or you can send me money through my paypal, which I will not post here, but if you email me at [email protected], I will tell you what it is.
Any support is appreciated since I lost my job and that job turned out to be a scam that only paid 4 dollars an hour instead of the 15 I was promised.
>Inb4 further humor at my expense for being ultra wagekuked
>>24719263
why don't you go full autist and get free money
>>24719263
even humor is too expensive for you
>>24710238
What city in MN does Eggy live in?
I want to hang out with him
>>24719369
Minnesota doesn't have any autismbux programs.
I was officially diagnosed without ever even trying to be so I would qualify, but Minnesota has no such thing.
>>24719263
>This isn't really eggy
>this is a faggot scam artist
If you are eggy what city are you in?
>>24719666
sounds like shit senpai move
>>24719680
>>24718898
Minneapolis? Do you live there?
>>24719680
>>24719805
I'm not going to say where I live but I will be in Minneapolis tonight.
And I'm not a scam artist, this is the trip I've used since day 1.
But in all honesty, it's better for me to crash and burn then rely on other people because that's just a band-aid cure.
I'm always going to be a loser slumming along regardless.
I don't have any value to earn money, I couldn't even sell my body to old gay men because I was too fat and ugly.
Basically I'm just fucked 4 life and that life will end sooner than later
>>24712914
because he's a normalfag, not a robot. robots are avoidant at all costs
>>24716693
what's that one site where you can upload a picture and make custom gift cards?
>>24716891
more proof that robot-ism is more a state of mind than a state of physical appearance
>>24717841
what's disturbing is that image looks exactly like my mom
>>24720561
How are you getting the time to go to all these places?
Are you homeless?
>>24720561
Damn't Eggy, if Kent can make it so can you!
>>24720561
Eggman, why didn't you tell me you had a gf? I looked up to you :c
>>24715267
44 minutes of glory
>>24721225
>Eggman, why didn't you tell me you had a gf? I looked up to you :c
He did tell you he wasn't a virgin, why would you look up to a normalfag trying to shill r9kmisogyny on youtube?
>>24720561
Are you going clubbing in Minneapolis?
>>24710598
>Red Wing, MN
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggleston,_Minnesota
>"Eggleston is a neighborhood of the city of Red Wing in Goodhue County, Minnesota, United States.[1]"
hmmm
>>24720979
Not yet but I will be soon
Then either dead or in jail
>>24720561
Mills is a cheater! CHEATER!!
>>24722388
That sounds like something a teenager or femanon would say.
>>24722388
Come to the east coast before you off yourself, Eggfam.
I'll show you around town and we'll bro out. NYC and other meme places on the east. My treat.
Eggy doesn't look too bad with hair
>>24722388
Where did it all go wrong? Weren't you set for a year without normies?
>>24722657
I decided to travel around and visit robots so I quit my job and then I moved and my money just got out of control until I went broke, then I got a job but it was a scam so now I don't have the money to pay my bills and they're all past due and I'm going to be evicted and homeless and die or steal to live and then get sent to jail
>>24723108
This one's for you, eggman.
https://youtu.be/q1vV7cHmu9w
>>24717551
>no face
>>24710598
>dabbles in politics
>he also goes to /pol/
lel, he's too based
>>24711337
this leet. Kent is a little faggot. He deletes his vids thinking he's deep or some shit. fucking Kek
>>24722488
Well eggfaggot has talked like this for about a year now.
>>24723108
Even when things are that bad for you, you protect your girlfriend's reputation by not blaming her. I'm not sure if that is honorable or foolish.
>>24717096
>eggman cheats
>he fucks femanons
>tfw the blackpill vid was him passive-aggressively making fun of us
you people were right, he's a fucking faggot. he hasn't even posted a black pill rap or blackpill 2.what a cunt
>>24723108
timestamp with face now
>>24723569
That's his trip, you idiot.
>>24723108
>you abandon us
>then you return to us telling your sob stories so we feel sorry for you so we give you our money
fuck off you fat ugly piece of shit.
we know you're lying. you wouldn't be paying for internet/cellphone if you were that poor
>>24723826
They're literally both past due and going to be shut off unless I somehow get some money.
But it is what it is, I made my choices and now I have to live with them
>>24724068
get a chaturbate eggman
you will be a rich egg
>>24724068
If the rumors are true you aren't the only one who may have to live with them. Not that your gf isn't to blame for some of the mess. did you try to sell her to gay old men on the internet too?
Less eggman having egocentric conversations..
More mystery.jpg trashing herself and everyone.
>>24711337
Who is r9k's swedekek
>>24724068
>They're literally both past due and going to be shut off unless I somehow get some money.
good ridance
acnekun will happily take your place
>>24724068
duuude eggy in the flesh how's it hanging, move to Canada make a new start or move to Thailand or something
>>24719656
Redwood Falls IIRC
>>24710238
eggy don't do this senpai
you're better than this desu senpai, please hold your egg head high in this sky
>>24723108
you'll be OK senpai, you don't need to steal to live.
hit the dumpsters behind supermarkets for bread, canned goods and veggies. can sometimes find other cool stuff too. sleep under the stars and have a nice cumfy life.
love you eggy, i would walk through life protecting you underneath my wings if i could desu senpai
I think he's just drunk
>tfw r9k has turned two trips into alcoholics
to be fair though, I would probably have become one anyway
>>24726826
>hey guys don't forget about me
>>24724068
Karma's a bitch, Mills. I do not pity you. Now would be a good time to beg Kwik Trip for your job back.
>>24724068
>>24723108
if you make it to the Bay, hit me up
I think my mum would let you crash on the couch for a couple days, and you can use my internet. bring along a camera and we can maybe do some dank collab videos. who knows, perhaps you can help me show r9k how to make my famous hummus
>>24726883
I would love to if there was one within 50 miles
>>24727073The one less than a block from me is hiring but you fucking hate me so I don't even know why I'm telling you this.
>>24710598
>implying this isn't a fellow bot impersonating eggy
>>24727073
Do you qualify for Federal SSDI autism bux with your diagnosis?
>>24727073
what do you think of >>24726902
please notice me senpai
>>24727318
christ, man. he's on the verge of ruin and you want to collab on videos?
>Live in MN
>Live in Rochester
>Hear about this guy from bros on r9k who go to my uni
>Go to RW
>drive around all day looking for this guy
>Give up
>See him walk out of a KT (Kwik trip for you non patricians
>Try to snag a photo
>No avail
>Kek the whole way home
>>24727073
>>24727318
>/r9k/ celebrity colab vlogging
You're a bunch of fucking normies
>>24727365
I would love to sneak up behind you and slash your throat open
Why am I fapping to these stories, I just can't control myself.
>>24727499
with your katana?
>>24727554
>katana
toppest of keks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLWzH_1eZsc
>tfw you live 60 miles away from Eggy
>>24718233
>mfw thinking of you hurting bb
I'll be your bf, I'm not like all the other guys in fact I'm more than likely to be the one in the kitchen!
>>24710606
tfw fresh off the press
above 'Original Comment' is copyright protected and may not be used without the express consent of the owner
>>24727644
Can he live with you? He could clean your house. He's very neat and tidy.
>>24727671
I'd let him live with me. He'd be my personal jester
how do I send bux to eggy? I have a gift/debit card with a few dollars on it
>>24727760
He already said how in this thread fucking dingus. Ctrl-f snap
>>24727760
Give him money while he parties at some bar. He'll probably have drunken sex later and sleep like a baby.
>>24727318
christ, man. he's on the verge of killing himself and you want to collab on videos?
>>24727073
Join the Marine Corps
>>24727860
yeah, having some laughs with a fellow robot might cheer him up for a bit, he gets a place to stay and internet for a night or two, and his fame would boost mine. it's a win-win scenario
Eggman will be okay. I'm working two jobs to do as much for the bills as I can - but I definitely spend too much. I'm a shit person.
Tbh I do wish he would do more cleaning while I'm wageslaving and he's at home on /r9k/
>>24727073
Why did you move there? Some place you will be evicted from but you won't say what town. You just want anons to give you free money
>>24728435
Like I said, it would be a waste for anyone to give me anything since I got into this jam on my own, although my job scamming me came out of left field.
I realized I have some stuf I can pawn for money though so I might be alright
>>24728561
Or you could kill yourself
That seems like the best option
So did he ever respond to people here about being falsely accused of being a shooter on CNN?
>>24728579
Fuck off, Fish. Stop being a bully
>>24728657
You really outta dig up some photos newer than 4 years old and some info that was good at an one point in my life.
>>24710238
>tfw this is what years of 4chan, and /r9k/ in particular, will do to your body
>>24728218
You aren't a shit person if you're working two jobs.
posting in trip drama thread. egg you're a fraud, mystery get the fuck over yourself, fish you're a cunt.
>>24710598
>Offspring
>Doesn't have kids but wants them
Who wants to breed the eggy
this video is fuggin sweet
>>24718898
man if i wasnt a truNEET id maybe hit you up
actually no i would never meet anyone from 4chan in the real world
Eggy I don't really care what's going on with r9k and you or whatever, but if you're genuinely about to homeless and you go backpacking, come over to British Columbia. If you made it here make some threads, I can't promise you a home but there's a bunch of homeless shelters here and I can have you sleep over for a couple days. We can also just hang around town too
Beta is back...
