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9/10 Twitch whore with a 3/10 incel neckbeard.
She makes all the money and he gets to smash that tight pussy everyday. Just kuck me up tbhfam
>>24710147
Once you get rid of the makeup, she's only a point or two above him.
Hes either rich, or hes not fucking that pussy at all.
>>24710147
Post a pic of her without layers od make-up and major boobage exposed?
>>24710175
>>24710203
>keks in denial
He can have her, those bimonthly fucks aren't worth the sense of demons climbing up your cock or being her slave the rest of the time
This bicth is probably a 5/10 at best, the fucking Arab eyebrows and makeup skin isnt attractive when you get older.
>>24710147
that guy must be funny as fuck or something
>>24710175
I'm still mad jelly that this neckbeard is balls deep in that pussy though
>>24710176
SHE'S THE BREADWINNER
she is a fucking twitch/youtube whore
>>24710288
>these disgusting nails
nope, nope
ssniperwolf if ur wondering
>>24710288
just kektbhfam how does this even happen lmao
>>24710288
succubus hands, formed to tightly control above all else
Probably big dick
He must have a good personality
>>24710249
>he doesn't want an dominant alpha female sugarmomma to periodically milk his dick in between periods of denial, chastity and bullying
what are you, some kinda fagboy or something m8?
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>>24710282
Yeah, she's not really even white.
>>24710282
lol dude dont kid yourself
Right??
She is a gamer though. Probably very insecure
>>24710297
that's either her brother or gay best friend
a bit chubby and out of shape but not a bad looking dude. Tall enough. If he stopped drinking caramel frapuccinos and started cycling
>>24710147
hes taller and richer than you thats why.
>hint: look at that iphone
>>24710343
Dude, sure she's fucking eyecandy right now. The bicth even has an iPhone. But later on her looks begin to fade.
>>24710367
A iPhone doesn't mean shit.
Even people on welfare have brand-new iPhones.
>>24710147
He's probably a sociable, competent, capable extrovert.
>>24710378
>H-HE CAN HAVE HER... I DONT WANT TO FUCK HER L-LOL! =)...
What's her name? Baldhj
>>24710378
The point is that even now she's not great looking once you remove the inch-deep makeup cake.
>>24710333
bottom girl is shit
mistress t masterrace
>>24710282
Thick eyebrows are great, though she cleans them up a ton. Reminds me of this girl at work since her eyebrows aren't shaped like typical ones and are way too clean. People should only do minor maintenance on eyebrows otherwise they look odd and unnatural.
>>24710147
it has nothing to do with the guys personality
ugly boyfriends/girlfriends is new cool thing
>>24710389
All you're doing is showing how desperate for pussy you are. Every hot girl has a guy who's sick of her shit.
>>24710147
that faggot would actually look decent if he looked after himself, maintained personal hygeine, shaved and stayed in shape.
how did he get off so easily.
>>24710384
>m-maybe if i ignore anon's point others will think i wrecked him
so he is taller and has more moneys than you? lol
>>24710288
ya no this bitch is pretty dopey looking in the face desu
but i mean i guess she still has a pretty bangin bod but shit op shes not 9/10
>>24710147
They can relate? Go outside ffs.
>>24710432
Find a hotter girl who has an uglier bf
>>24710419
>Thick eyebrows are great
No, they're not, on men or women.
Princess Rene
[Hair width Power Gap]
Bratty Bunny
[POWER GAP]
Mistress T
Mistress T's body doesn't merit the shit she talks even though she's good at it
>>24710419
Agreed. Girls are on the rage with these arch eyebrows its horrible, I guess.
Post more of sniperwolfs webm tbhhh
Some dudes just get bald assed lucky. It's not going to end well for that guy if he gets emotionally invested or thinks it's going to last anything but a relatively short amount of time, but I'm not gonna get mad at him for riding it out for however long it lasts. It's lottery odds, but a tubbo can land a pretty girl if he happens to be around when her insecurity issues are at an apex and isn't already friendzoned, but when she regresses back to the mean the relationship with the dude will go along with it. Assuming this isn't a marketing blitz to make nerds think she's attracted to actual nerds for more twitchbux at least.
>>24710147
who is she? anyone know her youtube/twitch?
>>24710147
that guy can easily be chad.
her face on pic related reminds me of bailey jay.
>>24710360
>that's either her brother or gay best friend
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>24710474
Gamerchic91
Because he's tall
Women go for personality, men for looks. Obviously there's some overlap and there has to be some level of attraction and match in personality, but that's basically it.
Anyone who denies this is in denial. It's why you constantly see ugly dudes with hot women.
>no she's probably after his money lol
No. See OP's picture for an example. That's usually not the case besides when you see young hot women with old men.
>LOL UGLY DUDES CAN'T HAVE BEAUTIFUL CHICKS LOL YOU'RE FUCKED UP LOL ENJOY
>*ugly dude proceed to have beautiful chick*
>LOL SHE'S UGLY AS FUCK ANYWAY POST HER WITHOUT MAKE-UP LOL FAKE NAILS WOULD NOT BANG
There's something i clearly don't get.
>>24710481
>tfw he's actually living the dream
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guddamnt
>>24710496
>No. See OP's picture for an example.
what the actual fuck?, also the guy is confirmed homo from the other pics
>>24710333
see, the difference is some of those girls were human at some point, whereas the girl in OP has all the markings of an emotionally still-born man eater
never trade your semen for hellfire
>>24710445
That's your opinion. I prefer them myself and I'm not even the guy that replied to you.
>>24710531
Don't know what you're on about but I just watched one vid of hers a few mins ago and I've already found another instance of her dude sniff her butt as well as this one >>24710481
>this dude actually has that girl do this stuff to him IRL
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>>24710485
seriously? fucking hell
>>24710519
Ugh, how can you watch this whiny, spray-tanned white trash whore.
She doesn't have any finesse or discipline. Americans just can't into femdom. All the best mistresses are British, Canadian, German, or Japanese.
>>24710175
>>24710249
>>24710282
>>24710341
>>24710378
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>>24710432
>>24710531
I honestly feel bad for people like you guys.
>>24710592
I agree, listening to her makes me wanna punch her not obey.
>>24710488
* BUUUUUUUURP * *FAAAAAAART* mm.
this
>>24710592
Yeah she's not as good as the girls here >>24710333 but that was the first vid I've ever downloaded of hers and I got a little more than what I thought it was going to be, thought it would just be like >>24710583
>>24710592
>All the best mistresses are British, Canadian, German, or Japanese.
You got links to back up those claims there bud, because imo Princess Rene is GOAT at the POV type of stuff and I usually can't stand when there's an actual male sub in any femdom; I can't self-insert into those fat hairy white dudes.
>>24710600
Yeah, but are they lying? Take off her make-up, her looks wouldn't be all special
>>24710505
Victim's complex. The moment something comes along that undeniable proves the manchild's ideology wrong, they will twist reality itself in order to still appear as a victim who can't get a gorgeous girl.
>>24710147
Jesus christ, kill yourself you jealous stupid cunt
>>24710667
Proof? If you have no proof just stop posting kid.
>>24710600
Why? Because we don't put women on a pedestal just because of their artificially enhanced looks?
Even feminists would agree with us, bizarrely enough.
I don't really give a shit about other people's relationships, if they're happy then good for them, but anyone who considers her a 9/10 is delusional.
>>24710654
>I can't self-insert into those fat hairy white dudes.
ye I hate that as well. I think that those aren't actors but actual customers that agreed on getting filmed during session.
check young-goddess they have some decent doms and average russian slaves.
>>24710689
Because of your self hatred desu. It oozes from the way you post that you yearn for attention from these women you bash on here, meanwhile you are literally worthless and couldn't be with a woman 1/14th as good looking as this one. You hate her happiness. She gets to experience life while you wish you never existed. It's sad.
>>24710654
Oh, I guess we differ in taste (and race?) then. I'm not into POV and humiliation that much, I'd prefer to watch the lady actually doing something.
It's why I got into femdom in the first place, I could never self-insert in normal porn where the focus was on some other guy waving his dick around.
>>24710704
>young-goddess average russian slaves
>young average russian slaves
>young russian slaves
I like my freedoms thanks
>>24710288
Something about her face really bothers me. Looks like she should have a lisp or some kind of speech impediment. I'd give her a 6/10 at best, strictly rating everything except her face. He can keep her, let the man smash.
>>24710689
Maybe she has great personality, how do you know?
>>24710689
>but anyone who considers her a 9/10 is delusional.
concerning yourself with the opinions of others. Grow up kiddo, you do know this is an 18+ website
>>24710481
>>24710297
this nigga is slinging some INSANE dick
She is just make up and maybe plastic on tits, neckbeards usually are awesome with technology and they only need courage to leave their basement to earn a living doing what they know.
Even a neckbeard worth more than any women on this planet, women are just cum dumpsters.
>>24710768
>Something about her face really bothers me.
>she's a woman
>objectively better than you.
That's what.
>>24710333
This shit is kinda gay.
>>24710796
No kiddie. Building a PC and over clocking a GPU does not equal awesome at technology. I guarantee you 5 out of 10 women are better than an avg neckbeard
>>24710147
Because she's actually pretty ugly
>>24710685
Facial structure. Her face is too wide, and her eyes, nose, and mouth are all placed weirdly, and she has a weak, flat jaw.
You can see it better here. >>24710297
Seriously, most people are just really bad at seeing through makeup, which is why it works so well.
>>24710760
Femdom is literally about a mistress-slave relationship, you moron. The reason Russians do it so well is because they're only a generation removed from real slavery.
>>24710421
but she is cute
>>24710802
>Defending a woman that you have never spoken to, don't know personally, and will never be acknowledged by
>Attacking me over my personal opinion
White knights really do go above and beyond. I pray to God that this bitch's face is not "objectively better" than my own.
>>24710830
Oh you said seriously, better start taking you serious then.
>>24710775
Excessive makeup is usually a red-flag as far as personality goes.
Same with tattoos, abnormal piercings, smoking, dyed hair, etc.
>>24710867
>whiteknights are sad, never met her etc
>literally searching for, saving, and sharing images of some random person to pick apart anonymously on 4 fucking chan.
Fucking kek.
Also I didn't mean her face is objectively better than yours, I just meant she is objectively better than you, overall.
>>24710288
dubs for butterface-
>>24710881
>no social skills
>guise I can tell a bad personality.
>>24710860
I'm making a point(or a joke) about how Russian, YOUNG and Slav in a sexual context doesn't sound like a safe thing to pursue on the internet, pal.
>>24710896
>Never seen this girl until I open this thread
>Grab image posted in thread to use as example
>LITERALLY searching for, saving, and sharing images of some random person to pick apart anonymously
Kek indeed. What kind of hugbox do you think this is? Have you even read half of the posts ITT? It's split at least 80/20, not in her favor. This is /r9k/ so that reaction is typical. Either you're new here or you don't really understand how this website (or more specifically, this board) works. If you can't handle opinions, maybe you just don't belong here, buddy.
>>24710986
>"everyone agrees with me pally, I'm right "
>what kind of hugbox do you think this is?
If you don't realize this board is a huge fucking hugbox
... Man you're worse than I thought. Who cares how this board works? Unlike you this place isn't special to me.
>why does a whore date one of the richest twitch streamers
hmmm I wonder
>>24711042
she's the rich one
he's a nobody
>>24711037
>80/20
Clearly "everyone" doesn't agree.
>This board is a huge fucking hugbox
What kind of threads are you lurking in big guy?
>Who cares how this board works
>This place isn't special to me
And here you are, still arguing with an anonymous stranger about some twitch whore.
>>24711042
what the fuck is twitch anyway
How the fuck is he an incel if he fucks her?
>>24711105
It's an app that allows you to watch someone play just about any vidya you can think of, usually these players have followers or little communities that will constantly donate and seek recognition from them any way they can. Truly cancerous.
>>24711099
>going for semantics already.
>every thread including this one. Circle jerk of the highest order for betas like you with no redeeming qualities to shit on women and "normies" because "we're real, we post edgy pictures and we can handle joking about bad things!"
>the old tired "if you spend any time on something you're emotionally invested" meme.
C'mon "big guy"
>>24710288
>those nail
FUCK THAT
Nails are a huge determinant of whether id find a girl attractive. Those nail are degenerate incarnate
>>24710147
euhm. he's not that bad looking
also seems like a no drama guy, probably has job/housing etc.
this could work for you if you weren't so 4chan brainwashed and were just cool all the time
>>24711099
tranny logic
He will find a Gameshark cheat code card in her handbag and it will be over.
>>24710147
The guy is not ugly. He's tall (looks 6-6'2). White (most favorable race). He's not too fat, some women actually like non muscular types. His neckbeard hairstyle is actually fashionable nowadays with all the manbuns running around. His hipster ironic clothing is actually fashionable nowadays.
Only thing bad about him is his facial hair really. But facial hair IS actually good nowadays. Just not like him.
His looks is completely fine to get that girl if he's successful and alpha personality wise he could easily get her.
>>24710505
>FAKE NAILS WOULD NOT BANG
they make me wanna physically puke though, pham
>>24710297
That dude really isn't obese or anything, his legs are not fat, in fact a bit toned. His neck is of a decent proportion as well, and he has well maintained (though you could call it fedoratier if you wanted) hair and facial hair style, not much in the way of acne or bad skin.
It looks like he used to be in better shape. Even so, his body type totally fits with the ever-trending "dadbod" that has always been attractive, but is now okay and even valuable in terms of social currency in admittance by girls clamoring for the top of their respective hierarchies.
Now before you freak out, I agree with the consensus that she is not a bombshell, which is why she might be more comfortable with him - she sees herself without makeup more than anyone. They're really the same level of attractiveness, it's just that they're respective to their genders.
>>24710147
if I had to take an educated guess
the guy makes her feel like a woman, she might be the breadwinner etc but he's one of the few maybe the first man in her life to not bend over backwards for her and orbit around her
the guy doesn't chase her, she loves him more than he loves her or at least lets on, she chases him
being taller than her probably helps too
all fairly reasonable reasons
he actually looks alright but some age, working out, and better hair/facial hair choices would do wonders
>>24710297
Because she isn't white and shallow, also she may not be that hot without makeup.
>>24711141
>I don't care about this board
>Every thread including this one
Oh boy
The old tired
>I-I'm not wasting my time with you
>My opinion is right and yours is wrong
>S-stop picking people apart :-(
>>24710481
there's hope. someday,I'll get a gf too.
>>24710860
>they're only a generation removed from real slavery
E-educate me, senpai!
>>24710147
>implying she doesn't cvck him.
Still jelly tbqh even if she looks like a goblin without any makeup on.
>>24711305
Who said I'm not wasting my time? I just want you to look inward.
>>24711533
Show me the way anon. Enlighten me.
>>24711305
Just let me love you
>>24711576
Just let me love you anon
what the fuck is her twitch someone tell me god damnit
>>24710297
Me irl f@m
Cum dump arriving. I'm not hot but I'm 'cute' and a little better than the guy in the picture, like thinner and seemingly better hygiene and composure. Def no where NEAR as cute as the girl is.
They legit prob just get along. The thing about rly hot girls is they have low self esteem cos they are literately treated like shit. I had a hot sister who was like this. Shes prob not as shallow as she should be because of bullying and abuse and shit. If you are born with too many good qualities people will always try and tear you down. This thread is a good example. With guys being like 'shes not that hot'. Lol, who do you think you are fooling. I know its kind of hard for some low lives to process that even attractive people have thoughts and feelings too. It's really ironic when ugly people don't want to be judged for being ugly and yet HATE attractive people and wont give them a chance. The guy is prob just not like that and that's how he gets top shelf pussy. By treating a girl like a human.
Wow irony right?
>>24710288
protip: i matched with this girl on tindershe sleeps around often. don't know if her bf knows. but that man is a kuck, I can attest
Some people have fetishes for this shit and some people just have a lot of charisma and a big dick.
I have a friend who shares my name and I swear I'm better looking than him. He's a fedora tipper that's 6 feet tall and is skinny fat with a big pot belly. Even all the shit he says and the way he acts makes me cringe because it feels autistic but he somehow always has a gf and I'm just a lonely Virgin
>>24712511
Protip: Just because you stalk her doesn't mean you've ever connected with her in anyway or know anything about her.
>>24710443
>Find a hotter girl who has an uglier bf
Done, m8.
>>24712635
this is her boyfriend btw
>>24711924
SSSWolf
Kek @all the kekolds who rate her something like 5/10. Ridiculous r9k standards at their finest.
>>24710421
>ugly boyfriends/girlfriends is new cool thing
So that explains why girls started to hit on me at uni this year...
>>24710443
lots of examples.Also Lorde and her asian bf
>>24712505
Quiet Sub-Human.
The Ugly Men are talking.
>>24710147
He's confident and charming. He also seems like a funny guy. It happens because women aren't as shallow as men.
Youll notice this type of pairing typically involves a tall guy.
Anyone thinking its all personality is delusional; height matters a ton.
>>24710147
this is a good thing anon. it means even if you're not that good looking, this proves that you can still get an attractive girl.
all you need to do really is have a solid plan and direction in your life, and be really confident and assured you will carry it out. this confidence will make people want to be around you.
>>24712714
who is that qt?
le original comment rule
>>24712746
>It happens because women aren't as shallow as men.
MENIST TRIGGERED
>>24712750
Yeah sure it is.Its must be sad living in a world of self delusion and lies.
its the beta uprising
>>24712801
she's fat though
>>24712830
hes short though
>>24710147
to be honest he's pretty well dressed and the clothes fit him nicely
he's probably rich
>>24710147
>>24710288
>>24710297
>>24710481
Impressive. I'm glad for the guy.
>>24712777
thats Emmy Rossum.And no, her boyfriend is not rich, he is practically nobody and is not even tall.
>>24712844
we're talking about /attractive/ females with ugly guys though
Neckbeards at its finest Senpai...I don't know how it happens. >>24712812
Thanks Nick L. Nickel
>>24712884
She is fairly attractive, especially given the fact the guy is 3'11.
You dont want to admit that because admiting it would mean that you are wrong and your twisted world where women only date 7 foot tall Chads falls apart.
>>24712963
lol no, she's a fattie
also i'm not the guy who originally complained about them being tall, so don't get your knickers in a twist shortie
post some chads with ugly wives pls
>>24713027
Chad at your service SENPAI
>>24712505
Please laugh at my joke>>24712730
this was the true objective of the beta uprising
while all of the healthy, good looking men are drafted into the military thanks to ww3, the betas will become the new alphas
we will be spared from draft because of mental illnesses
>b-but girls only like chads
>faced with photographic evidence showing neckbeard going out with a stacy
>s-she's ugly, they're probably brother and sister, he's rich
Gotta love r9k desu senpai
>>24713093
If this was commonplace, this thread wouldn't exist. We wouldn't be here on this board either because we'd be with our gfs. Ugly male beautiful female is rare as fuck. Women always date up. You're just seeing an outlier and thinking all the data that has been collected on women's preferences has suddenly become moot
>>24713125
>commonplace
no one said it was common anon, you need insane luck to pull this shit off
>>24713125
Clearly this women dated up.
>>24713125
>qt girl ugly guy is rare as fuck
>women always date up
>pick one
I'm not saying it's commonplace at all, just that it's possible. Pretty much everyone on r9k has been ingrained with the idea that girls under no circumstances will ever date a non chad, and watching some of the mental gymnastics people try to go through to justify this and similar pictures (seen other threads like this with literally deformed guys with gf's) is crazy
>b-but you're just a neckbeard living in your mom's basement
>faced with photographic evidence of a neckbeard slaying pussy ten times better than their dank roast beef curtains
>s-see i told y-you can find a beautiful girl like me if you're confident, women don't judge by appearance, you're just bitter
gotta love wymn desu senpai
>>24712635
Pedo detected. Looks like an ugly child
his parents are landowners. his info was posted here
>>24710288
that guy has it figured out
>probably neet
>free food and boarding, all expenses covered
>gets to smash a hot slut every night
>what is dick size
This video explains it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLz6RDRxUQM
>>24710175
>above him
lol no. He's tall. She is punching above her weight as a slut. Sluts cap out at 5/10 no matter how they look.
You dumb slut.
>>24714985
She sounds pretty annoying with that vlogger type voice.
>>24714985
This fucking story. Is this real life?
Easy: he probably gave her a place to live before she started making money. Now they're in a kuckhold stage sexually. And soon she will leave him completely
Tall and probably hung
>>24714985
One million subscribers... how much money does she make? Holy shit.
She's a goldig, he probably has mad money
You really underestimate the power of height OP. I am 6'3 and my gf flat out told me multiple times she would have never started dating me if I wasn't so tall. She makes way more money than me too but height was by far the most important thing she was looking for to get a date. She is 5'2.
>>24710333
why do you have these nigga
>>24714985
>he met me doing exactly what you guys are doing right now
>watching, commenting on, and subscribing to my Youtube!
This is literally all complete and absolute bullshit. She's a pro Youtuber that knows what she's doing and is giving false hope and she's selling the sad fantasy of all her male subscribers.
>>24715398
What you post is true, but I think you're actually a manlet venting.
Why would someone 6'3" with a gf be here?
>any ugly fat man you date will never be proud of you unless you look like some overly made up twitch whore
fuck off everyone here.
>>24715446
Because honestly I hate that women only want me for my height. I secretly hate my gf.
>>24715446
Because we're all in this together. I'm 6"2 with a gf. Coming here is like going to the zoo sometimes. It's fun to watch and I get to leave afterwords with a new outlook on life.
>>24710147
MASSIVE DONG
>>24715483
You can be fat and ugly and still a successful twitch whore and have thousands of worshipping you, see Miramisu or Brittany Venti.
>>24715549
This girl is a 7/10 legitimately
>>24710147
I could probably be on the same level of attractiveness as him if I had clear skin.
this can't be real, OP, I don't want to believe, go away.
>>24715552
And this one? 7/10 too? Brittany Venti, has hundreds of guys donating to her.
>>24715587
This one is like... idk. If she's not fat she's an 8, if she's fat she's a 6.
>>24715438
He is a total beta and used someone elses picture first, and she thought it was cute. Oh man.
>>24714985
This video makes me question everything I thought I knew
He picked her up with a shitty 4chan line
He rolled a nat 20 on his charisma check
>>24710147
I always see hot girls with fat hairy hipster
He is not that ugly, but she's way out of his league.
>>24714985
>the look on his eyes
You know he wants to give her the D
>>24714985
There's something super fishy about this. No way she's actually hot, rich, and voluntarily with that literal fat awkward neckbeard.
>>24715602
She looks a lot like you so you're basically admitting that you're 6-8 now.
>>24715587
>7/10
nigga, you blind?
she's a 9/10 at worse
>>24714985
Literally closed the video in 2 seconds from that voice holy shit nope
>>24715661
nah, my face isn't symmetric and i have bad acne and a shitty jaw line/nose/lips/eyes etc.
i'm like a 4
>>24712714
Lorde isn't pretty.
>>24715602
Why didn't you fuck off when you said you were going to fuck off?
>>24715483
They're pretty fucking jealous, I'd be overjoyed to have the girl in OP as a gf.
Surprised you're still here, don't you have a vagina?
He must've got her while she was young
>>24715602
And what are you then 1-10? Do you think you're ugly?
I watched a few of her videos... I think she's kind of a boring pleb. She is pretty hot though. Would fuck but prob not marry.
>>24715707
Yeah, I'm a 4 with makeup etc. 2 without. See >>24715685
>>24715587
that gun, fucking SAVAGE
>>24715740
Could I see a picture of you?
>>24715740
what would it take to get you to go away?
does a sad robot have to take the bullet and speak to you at all times so you'll fuck off the board?
This guy wins the jackpot.
>>24715549
those horns are kawaii desu
>>24710294
2/10 would not fuck!!
Fucking kek mate
>>24715785
>>24715785
i just want my qt swedish robot bf to take me back ;_;
I wonder if the relationship is a net increase or decrease for his self esteem.
>>24715851
How did you scare him off?
>>24715790
she will leave him, she will
>>24715758
beautiful <3
>>24715851
Ah mystery!
Feeling better this morning I see.
My heart is glad. You're a good kid, for the most part.
>>24715851
that's not going to happen because you're a pile of shit with a broken core, can you at the very least post without a trip or name?
>>24715549
how much do twitch cunts earn?
>>24715866
I had a panic attack and I think it pissed him off, even though he knew I was a super-avoidant schizo who frequently got panic attacks, and the entire reason we started talking was because he posted a whole thing about how much he likes crazy girls
>>24715851
go cry somewhere else whore
god, i fucking hate streamer culture
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24715943
Shut up with your self promoting, SSniperwolf. These betas won't pay your bills, whore.
>>24715939
So why do you want to get back with a short-tempered liar?
>>24714985
my rage is building to intolerable levels
does anyone want to plan the next jihad
>>24712989
Weight is easy to lose. Bitch just needs to put down the fork. She has a good face. He's still going to be a monstrosity.
>>24715970
Because I feel bad because I think I made him feel bad
>>24715932
The successful ones probably earn around 4-8k every month.
>>24715992
Aww, you're alright Mystery.
>>24715961
I'm not some stupid streamer. You said you were leaving yesterday
There's nothing more annoying than fucking attentionwhoring tripfags. Kill yourself.
>>24714985
>generic 4chan line is what got them together
>still dated him after getting catfished
I refuse to believe this.
>>24715993
FFFUCk those titts
>>24715483
Shut the fuck up mystery, you're not even ugly you stupid cunt
>>24715993
its much more than that
sodapoppin and summit1g out of just donations and subs make around 40k/mo at least, Destiny talked about this and hes still a relatively small fish (probably 3k averages).
This bitch being an epic meme satanist streaming league with big tits probably makes at least 10k out of everything (sponsorships included) a month.
>>24716032
Yeah true but I was talking about the female streamers, not the male ones.
>>24715646
>she's way out of his league.
How so?
>>24716064
she's fit and attractive, he is the embodiment of a neckbeard
>>24710147
She needs his video game powers. He's the one that actually plays the games while she talks. So the research.
> Nik, this girl named Alia Shelesh aka SSSniperWolf thinks she is some sort of internet celebrity and runs a Youtube channel with game videos, pretending to be playing the videos herself. However, everyone knows it is her husband that plays those games. BTW, she does not want anyone to know she is married and often flirts with guys online and who knows what else she does. She is the big scam. Not only that she has armed robbery record along with her husband Evan John Young. Anyone Googling her name could find these records. Alia Shelesh recently scammed a good friend of mine online. She bought a $1300 purse from her and then after it was shipped to her, she disputed the paypal charge and told paypal it was a fraud. Unfortunately, for my friend, she lost the case since Paypal is stupid like that and takes the buyers side. My friend has proof of delivery and signature evidence, but paypal does not want to hear it. People should be careful of these innocent looking girls. It is the innocent ones that are the hoes. What do you think?
So apparently she married this guy before he became a fat slob. They got charged for armed robbery. Supposedly he is the guy actually playing the games, while the caked face whore is the "pretty" face.
>>24714985
Her boyfriend is just the self insert for her beta audience.
>>24716174
TOP KEK
JESUS CHRIST
HAHAHAH
>>24710147
you guys bitch about girls being with Chads, but when a girl dates a non-Chad you guys STILL bitch. Get fucked the lot of you
>>24716174
man she ugly without her editing lol
>>24716174
>too lazy to play video games
I thought I was bad
>>24710282
Hello /pol/ weenie
>>24710505
Fox and the grapes, dude, also victim complex.
Just accept it, /r9k/ is no better than tumblr.
>>24710147
Dahhmn
Dude's walking that tight rope though. Will he wife her or go the practical route with an ugly broad. I don't think even 8 and ups are safe from getting cut from the roster
She needs to guard her provider from the other females even if he is a neckbeard
>>24710505
the point is that the girl will eventually leave the inferior male for a superior male
fucking retard
>>24716297
>weenie
Is it really you?
All people are shallow.
You manchildren can't see your own shallowness.
What defines a man is what he does, not how he looks.
Women got it backwards.
>>24710583
>SOUND
COME ON SENPAI.
I GOT FAMILY IN THE HOUSE.
WHAT THE FUCK. I'M SUPER INSECURE ABOUT THIS TYPE OF SHIT.
>>24714985
Yeah this pretty much confirms that its pretty much a marketing trick.
Even if it was legit, theres always going to be outliers.
>this one neckbeard has a hot stacy omg there you go youre wrongg!!!
Not to mention this neckbeard isnt even that bad looking. He's not balding and looks to be over 6' tall.
Lmao at all the whiteknights and normies in this thread.
>in your face r9k xDD creeps xD!!
Just kill yourselves.
>>24712511
protip: there are fake tinder profiles
>>24715646
if he lost weight he would literally be a chad
i bet he used to be in shape and slayed all the pussy
>>24716495
Also shes a scam artist
>>24712989
fat is attractive on some girls.
Go an hero, fucking dipstick
>>24712505
>Treated like shit
>By men way out of her league
can'twakeup.jpg
>>24710348
>>24710348
>>24710348
>>24710348
>>24710348
THIS GUY KNOWS. She's a mentally unstable tumblr "gamer girl" that will latch onto anyone who shows her attention. Guys don't want to stay with her because they end up finding how psycho she is and then they bail.
t. Someone who's dated those types of girls. It isn't fun at all.
>>24716554
Yeah on the chest ass and thighs. Lmao
>>24710147
Honestly, I can HONESTLY say that she is a gross, fake as fuck whore, I am not attracted to these type of women, nor do I think I will ever be.
It's the same reason many people prefer non-professionally made porn, people look so fake and "improved" in shit like Brazzers and Bangbros
>>24710147
He's tall and probably hung
that's literally it.
>>24710147
he has man tits too.
he has that big cock that hits all her spots, there is no other explanation.
Are you guys retarded and not even reading the thread?
They are both together for years now. He is playing the games, while she is the FACE of the channel. So she needs him for her whole scam act. They are a team, see here >>24716174
>>24716631
That's goes without saying that the dude is probably just a genuinely good and interesting guy, rather than the boring and lame fucks that complain all the time on this board, he just has that sort of air about him, you can tell he is probably super chill.
>>24716609
>look at me being original, liking stuff everybody else likes too and should only like
I hope you get painfully ill.
>>24716656
That implies you need to be remotely good at games to twitch whore
>>24716554
>dipstick
>>24716667
>I hope you
Not the guy you're talking to but are you legitimately a fat chick?
Top kek
>>24716174
Thats too bad, I always respected her a bit because unlike most gamur gurls she was actually GOOD at the games she played. Or so I thought.
>>24716685
You do need something to be somewhat unique. There's thousands of "pretty grills" playing video games. That's not enough anymore. There's even girls with huge tits who only have a few viewers. So her whole schtick is being this normie, cutesy girl who is also super good at the game.
>>24714985
I refuse to believe this story. Does she honestly guzzle his semen and support him? Something just doesn't add up
dont kno uncensored is
>>24716809
What's so great about elite clans?
>>24716174
>tfw no qt criminal gf to scam neckbeards with
What are the odds that he's not getting cvcked?
Tip: 0%
>>24716863
they are elite.
>>24716174
>she's a pathological liar, a bitch, and absolute semen demon
I FUCKIN KNEW IT
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhhhh
muh.
dick.
Imagine how hot her domming and bullying bust be when she shoves his face in her ass and smothers him til he almost passes out
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449171757359.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449171757359.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449171757359.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449171757359.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449172043159.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449172043159.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449172043159.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449172043159.webm
hngngngngngnnnnnnnnnnnghhhhhhhhhgrogogbobgl
>you will never be bullied by and made to serve as a personal asslicker for a bitch-faced Stacy
JUST
>>24710147
You have to remember that from the chick side of the things the really nerdy types put everything into appreance and looks enhancements to mask their insecurities, that dude is the inverse he's probably really confident, confident enough to get her. Dudes do the same thing sometimes.
She probably also had a dad that is similar in personality to him, a confident dork.
>>24717051
But he is the one who is keking her. She has to stay together with this ugly neckbeard because otherwise she wouldn't get any money if he doesn't play the games for her.
>>24714985
literally self insert boyfriend lmao
>>24717107
>all these faggots that think it's 'personally' or 'confidence'
kek
he used to be a badboy Chad: >>24716174 now he's a fat badboy Chad
>>24710297
>fat
>shorts
>destiny shirt
>necbkeard
>that chick
This is almost eerie and i'm glad i see shit like this time to time. Not even mad, i hope he slays that pussy good.
>>24710297
he's obviously more alpha than anyone on this board
>>24716709
I'm fat fetishist and open about it. There are different tastes in women, and I beg you to understand that.
He probably had lots of friends.
>>24717139
not at this point
without her he's just another fat neckbeard playing manchildren games
without him she can spin it around and become another Youtube female vlogger talking about makeup or anything really
>>24714985
>He was the first guy ever that really wanted to get to know me.
>We were both noobs at relationships
She is just a really good looking autistic fembot. Nothing to see here.
>>24716658
>super chill
>commits armed robbery
yeah, no
>>24717436
And then? He makes everything public, shows that she was a total fraud, disappoints all her fans that she lied to them for years, reputation ruined.
>>24710830
>people actually reason like this
>>24711331
not gonna happen senpai
>>24717333
>There are different tastes in women, and I beg you to understand that.
So why are you complaining that they don't like fat chicks?
>>24717575
>So why are you complaining that they don't like fat chicks?
They are claiming it's not possible anyone could ever like a fat woman. That is not true and I know it the best.
>>24715646
that's the type of guy that gets hot girls, fool.
large/tall build, strong facial features, overall dominating/bullying appearance and expressions.
its like you guys dont pay attention to what you observe in your environment.
>>24711145
whats your favorite type of nails
>>24712505
The problem is attractive people never give us a chance why would we? You hate me for no reason? Well then fuck you too? Stop trying to antagonize us when we have been getting this crap all our lives. It's only fair.
> 9/10
Oh please. She's so generic and when she opens her mouth obnoxious shit comes out. When the makeup comes off she's well below average.
The guy is only 5'10", stop saying he's tall.
>He's way out of her league lol!
Leagues don't exist. THERE IS NO LEAGUES.
Fucking underage shit thread. Who even watches jewtube?
sage hide
>>24715398
>6'3 dating a 5'2
i hope you're not planning on having kids
>>24715438
kek what if it's a conspiracy trying to get more 13 year old kids to subscribe/send messages/send money?
And that's why she's using this guy
Wouldn't put it above youtubers/twitch people
>>24717649
in fact, think of it this way.
every man is hovering at some point above or below the threshold for general interest from attractive women, i.e., the point at which attractive women will actively participate in a sexual-chemistry type of dialogue/interaction with the man in question. If you're below the threshold, a "hello, how are you?" is nothing more than that to the women (and may be deemed as creepy if too low on the scale); if you're above the threshold, the conversation will continue it the same way, but it is now a potential pathway for sexual chemistry.
If you're physically unattractive but socially or financially powerful, and the woman knows this, you may be able to charm or pay your way into passing the threshold.
Guys that are dominant-looking, or ruggedly handsome, or tall, or with good hair (this means long hair), or socially aggressive tend to pass the threshold by virtue of those attributes; it isn't the end-all be-all, but it simply means that the ball is placed in their court, and that personality or game can now be applied to seal the deal (sometimes females will seal the deal for them).
If you're below the threshold (short, boyish, not powerful looking, not a psychopath/bully, not socially dominating in a celebrity sort of way), and you can't charm or pay your way out of it, you won't be able to initiate the sexual dialog, because she won't respond any further than the canned, socially acceptable responses.
her, I have a few more of these
>>24717826
It's this shit what makes you god damn weird.
You make it sound like it's fucking science. They are just women! It's all random and it's supposed to be that way.
Just be yourself desu senpai
>>24717931
Keep Spiderman off this board thanks
>>24717931
0/10
Come on at least try
>>24717735
*Why wouldn't we be pissed?
Nothing sucks worse than missing word typos
ass ass ass ass
more ass
>>24718037
>squatting on tiptoes
>>24716174
but those aren't them? /r9k/ get your shit together
>>24717968
Bothered?
>>24718037
She basically looks like Victoria justice. This guy is so lucky. I bet this posses off sand nigs off so much, isn't she Arab.
>>24718080
Damon that guys ass is huge.
>>24710680
Can you post pictures? I heard you were Asian Chad and I want to see what you look like.
want more?
>>24718108
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY
>>24715851
ACNEKUN WHY DID YOU LEAVE MYSTERY!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>24718179
Yeah, pls
>>24717809
Imagine how much the mother won't love the son when he gets older.
Somehow it will be his fault.
>>24710867
>you don't know her, don't defend her
>you don't know me, respect my opinion
wew
>>24710147
He's probably a nice guy, I mean he doesn't look bad
>>24717804
>Leagues don't exist. THERE IS NO LEAGUES.
Um no they exist you just don't want to accept it.
>>24710421
>tfw not shiacore
feels bad desu senpai
it's literally just because he's tall, there's no other attribute that a man has to have. you see tall ugly men with beautiful women all the time.
>>24714985
>Exactly how i want it (?)
>Long hair
>And a beard
Confirmed for fake
>>24710147
Confidence you fucking socially retarded faggot. That's all there is to it. Confidence.
>>24715398
This. Is you are tall you can bring almost nothing to the table. If you are short you have to bring almost everything to the table.
>>24710147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Krg5oSPsw
She's a scammer
>>24714985
Jesus she has an unbearable voice. I'm genuinely not jealous of the guy.
>>24714985
Seems like she wanted a betamale with dead-low standards. No normal person would want to fuck her.
>>24719633
They've been together a long time and he used to be more handsome.
Case closed
Well, I think her boyfriend is a mexican. He looks like one. maybe she has a thing for them
>>24715587
she looks like alexis texas
She's covered in well done makeup and very well dressed.
Strip her naked and wipe the crap off her face and she's nothing special.
She has 'high maintenance' written all over her, imo. Dude probably sinks, minimum $200 into her every week.
>>24710421
Pic unrelated right? That girl is cute.
Wasn't there some drama last year of the boyfriend beating the shit out of her or something?
>>24720550
If you have a job, you can afford that. 200 bucks a week for three high-class bangings a week isn't bad.
She was probably sucking big black cock while he was out buying food or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOfKbAhufI0
>>24716301
A little better tho. Shit it is here but not nearly as silly and obnoxious as tumblr.
>>24717649
He doesn't look particularly tall. I doubt he is taller than 5'11. He looks rich though judging from the way he dresses and his voice is deep.
>>24710288
Are you sure that's not a sex doll?
>9/10
nope
She only uses him for free stuff, as soon as he no longer can spend money on her, she is gone in a heartbeat. She can't be attracted to him.
>>24710288
how tall is she?
>You have been muted
>>24714985
I hope this offends betas more than keking videos with niggers ever could I hope it confuses their shallow minds. I hate beta men for thinking they are different when actually they are hundreds of times more shallow than any vapid bitch.
>>24717735
I never said I hated you I just said you are all shallow and it's ironic when you demand equal treatment but don't give it at all. Also see this post:
>>24721573
You are all the things you claim to hate in people. Shallow vapid bitches basically. But go ahead and pretend like you are misunderstood intellectuals more. Go full Elliot Rodger mode for all I care. You are magnificent gentlemen.
>>24721875
Well hate is a strong word but when it comes to shallow vapid people who can't get past looks, they do annoy me a bit. I'm not social justice warrior but lookism is annoying.
>>24710297
>his flat feet
goddamn senpai
>>24714985
no the beta is probably a trust fund baby. i bet you anything he comes from a wealthy affluent background and she's marrying him for the money opportunity.
also that line 'netflix and chill' is fucking cancer. if any girl ever asks me to watch netflix i'll tell her to kill herself.
>>24712730
All of my fucking keks holy shit AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>24710147
I understand people who neglect to shave and have a neckbear, but why would someone intentionally take the time to groom a neckbeard? Is he being edgy?
>>24710147
All you have to be is tall and white. Whites can't be robots unless they are extreme manlets. NOW GET OUT WHITEIES REEE
>>24710147
it's called bitcoin money
/r9k/ just does not understand romance
