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Who would slay more? Left or right?
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Who would slay more?

Left or right?
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obviously right because it's the archetype of what's conventionally attractive in male face.
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A man's entire life is defined by his chin and brow.
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I don't see a difference
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>>24709543
>original comment and all that
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>>24709539
>Albert einsteins entire life was defined by his chin and brow

>>24709590
Interdasting
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>tfw strong brow but weak chin
>just waiting for my beard to fill in
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>>24709607

hint: you're not a 0.0001% male who will be remembered by history.

you're the average male whos only achievements in his life will be passing his seed.

so yes having a good face -- and therefore getting sex with a genetically viable male -- is defining your insignificant life.

mine too.
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If you want a big chin, shoot up human growth hormone or take a ghrelin agonist.

Look up pictures of acromegaly if you don't believe me.
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>>24709607
Shhhh. The point is it's anyone's and anything's fault except for the actual robot.
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>>24709507
its amazing what they can do with surgery these days. unless that there is just photo shop.
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>>24709637
Well if you are so hopelessly ugly as you are pretending to be, a better job would be not to "pass on your seed".
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>>24709637
>hint: you're not a 0.0001% male who will be remembered by history.

Just who the hell do you think I am?
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>>24709637
Not even chad will be remembered, fool. You have to be Ghengis Khan, or Alexander the Great tier to be remembered
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>>24709673
TRUMP?

IS IT REALLY YOU?
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>>24709657
This isn't even artifical cosmetic surgery. I have the same disease the person in the picture has. Both my jaws are premature grown thus my face has no support. My father also had it. When I was developing as a child I didn't really have it and was a very handsome boy with girls giving me kisses, etc. Now I am an ugly teenage guy with baby jaws that makes me look like a deformed freak. Thanks God for making me ugly :)
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>>24709703
Fuck being remembered man, we're *maybe* a handful of decades from bonafide biological immortality.
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inb4 autistic virgins start with the plastic surgery photoshop spam
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>>24709724
go back to tumblr you roastie cunt. Or go suck more dick.
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>>24709657
Given that the hair is identical in both, imma assume it's a shop m8
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>>24709713
Will never happen. Even if it does happen, what makes you think we won't still go extinct? 99% of all species that has ever lived is extinct. Humanity is a blink on the scale of the universe
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>>24709507
Nicole337 had the same disease as OP's picture with jaws that had growth problems and maturing problems. This is nicole337 before and after she got jaw surgery. She also has legit mild autism, but now has a boyfriend who is a Chad and married.
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>>24709780
notice her weak chin and unsupported face before she got her jaw surgery
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>>24709607
Behold these pleasantly handsome features.

Einstein was a lazy fuck, you best believe his nice face opened doors.
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>>24709839
fuck pic related

original comment too
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>>24709850
>tfw Einstein looks like my father
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just gotta save up for a bit of surgery brehs...
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>>24709703
Alexander was a cuteboy, tho.
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>>24709780
>but now has a boyfriend who is a Chad and married.

https://youtu.be/0pyjPRDcQFM
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>>24709507
i swear this has been photoshopped since i saw it yesterday
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>>24709703

that's literally what I said you dense fuck.
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the fucked up thing about this is these guys will go on to pass their really shit deformities down to a kid. passing on the ugly features. not the surgical looks. it's the same when those hideous women have kids after these surgeries.
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>>24709952
It has been but they made the left way less attractive than it was before. I think the one yesterday was edited on the right though.
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>>24709940
>posting her gay half retarded brother
this is him, actually I'm just shitposting they are the same. Bryan cleans up well but in that vid he looks disgusting.
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>>24709988
>>24709940
Bryan is Chad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogxnfpG2j40
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>>24709965

i'd say 99% that it's a photoshop

even surgery has its limits
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The left is more streamlined so I think he would slay more due to his increased speed.
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>>24709607
>>Albert einsteins

ever heard the term "exception that proves the rule?"

apparently not. I promise that you won't be getting the Einstein exemption.
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>>24709999
Do I really just need to lower my standards to be happy like this?
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>>24709657
not being able to tell it's photoshopped s m h m8
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>>24710241
and just for those who can't tell left one is shopped too
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>>24709657
Not even the right pic is real f am its also been shopped
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>>24710241
It's not like the hair exactly the same.
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>>24710951
its amazing what you can do with photoshop.
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>>24709952
either that or his hairstyle is really consistent
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