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War edition
First for America
I think the best option would have been to co-ordinate with the Russians and Syrians to destroy ISIS and the """""""""""""moderate rebels""""""""""".
finally a thread
>>24709077
We don't have any oil but if you feel like liberating us from the robot overlords word filter that'd be grand.
Better get a job soon NEETs, or you're for the draft.
>>24709146
What did you do in our absence anon?
>>24709244
went to local cafe for a fry up
>>24709262
How did you rate it? Giant poo when/10
I have to go and wageslave, and the place I work for is owned by Japs. I hope I don't dishonour them again today.
>>24709289
Ask them why Japan isn't bombing Syria and follow it up with a joke about their kucked military and how they wouldn't even be able to repel an invasion from North Koreans.
Shit thread 2bh.
>>24709743
we should let it die, it's the kind thing to do.
>>24709048
so at the end of the year, is the person who makes these beautiful things going to anhero?
>>24709845
Is everybody on /pol/ worrying about all their neetbux being turned into bombs?
good morning lads whats happening today
morning lads. decided to browse normiebook this morning, all i saw was posts from liberal normies saying we shouldn't bomb syria. i don't care if we bomb syria. although i will care if it results in more refugees coming to the UK
fuck off we're full
>>24709938
Just think, preventing a single bomb from being dropped and giving me the money instead would keep me in neetbux for over a decade.
>within 10 minutes of the vote to bomb syria planes were already en route
bit suspicious iyam (if you ask me)
almost as if they knew what the result was going to be...
>>24710017
You need better friends m8, Ima guess a lot of your friends are student age? students are liberal dickwads most of the time, that is until they venture out into the real world.
My normiebook friends pretty much are all for the bombing, except a couple of girls who are scared it will cause ISIS to attack us here in retaliation.
>>24710119
yes, the vast majority of them are student age and horribly liberal. your normiebook friends are for the bombing? how old are these people?
>>24710151
>how old are these people?
25-40
What did you get behind door number 3 today?
Had a nice chocolate in the shape of a present. Really gets me in the mood.
pick a choon lads
>>24710298
Masters of the Universe - Binary Star
you've got shit taste by the way
How's poleboo doing lads?
honestly stunned by the amount of people opposing the syria vote.
I'm sure it's much easier to sit in your houses hoping the problem will solve itself rather than make the hard decision to become proactive against an organization actively making war against us.
How do you come to a diplomatic solution with those whose end goal is conquest and murder?
They're already getting what they want; the lives of our family and friends
>>24710298
>using itunes
unacceptable
>>24710314
thanks grumbly
and music's objective btw
i'd probably think you have shite taste too, it means nothing
>tfw wake up still drunk
>>24710347
yeah and I'm objectively patrician
>>24710338
Lel you're a dummy token airstrikes win no wars. Way to be moved by appeal to emotions
>>24710369
nah, you're much more then that, you're literally a demi god
>>24710375
You realise the vote was for a nuclear strike, right?
Raqqa is rubble.
>>24710298
pretty pleb taste m8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKBsN67eDSA
why do I produce so much belly button lint?
orate m8s just got woken up by the delivery man bringing me some clothes i ordered, went for a few bits from ralph lauren this time round and the quality of their jackets and polos cant be knocked tbqh. what brands do you go for lads?
Sitting waiting on my graphics card being delivered, I'm excited as fuck
>>24710375
>token airstrikes win no wars
The leader of the Kurdish forces literally said that Iraq would have fallen without the West's intervention with airstrikes to bomb the fuck out of IS strongholds.
Nobody has said the airstrikes will stop IS but it's demoralising and it stops them from mobilising large convoys to take over towns and cities.
You're not going to jump in a Toyota pickup with Mohammed and Mustafa and drive to your next rape party if you have Typhoons screaming over your heads.
>>24710298
Is that all your music?
>>24710621
Are you fat?
I'm fat, and have a huge cavernous belly button + I'm hairy and wear a lot of new shirts.
As i was reading your post I had a little dig, here is what I found in my bellybutton cave.
>>24710621
fun fact lad: belly button fluff works its way up from your cock and balls, which makes no sense
you'd assume it rolls down your torso or something but that's not the case
check the colour, it'll match your grollies desu
who else /preparingforwar/ here? started doing a 30 min jog every morning and im considering taking some karate lessons for some self defence techniques. bring it on fellas
>Terrorists live in mountains
>We're bombing the cities
I'm all for killing foreigners but this is just going to piss them off
Wep lads, fucked it with a girl I really liked because I kept bailing on our plans to go out with my mates.Not many people liked her but I thought she was cute and sweet tbqh, oh well back to no gf posting like the past 20 years of my life.
>>24710713
>>24710718
Thanks for this info, I will be able to greatly reduce my lint production.
>>24710750
dw lad just get your nob out n smack it to some bbw munter getting last nights dinner shoved back up her shit pipe
>>24710695
no, just my latest downloads
>being against bombing means you are le bleeding heart liberal
Nice meme guys.
Remind me why we aren't bombing Saudi Arabia?
>planned attack against the Pope was thwarted
>tfw no full blown holy war
Life is pretty boring lads.
>>24710795
they're an ally
Listen to me very very carefully.
I have lost all drive, motivation, direction, or ambition. I wake up and fall asleep in a miasmatic haze of drugs. I am in a constant cycle of caffeine, alcohol, and THC, self-medicating and self-intoxi
>wake up at 10 everyday on routine
>have to sign on at 9.30
>couldn't sleep all night cuz im afraid ill oversleep
>get like 1 hour sleep
anxiety is a motherfucker
Should I spend 140 pound for an hour with this Latvian hooker?
I haven't wanked in 4 days, I'm super horny right now. Could just have a wank and save 140 quid, I dunno.
She let's you cum in her mouth, it'll be a big load.
Afternoon everyone~
What are you doing today?
>tfw slept through today's lectures
Quite a good feel actually~
There's something so fucking hot about posh girls, why do they all have to be so frigid?
Ever since I came to uni I've been surrounded by them instead of the slags back home, but none of them ever want to know. Just sit there looking all rich and fuckable.
Just want one to whip me with her riding crop in the master bedroom of her Dads country manor tbqh
Ordered some drugs off the internet for the first time, feeling quite paranoid that the police will come knocking on my door.
>>24710798
>implying nu-church would ever go to war
Bunch of pansies in the vatican these days m8
>>24710903
I could never fuck an escort tbqh, having to pay a quite large sum of money for something most people get for free would crush what little confidence I have left
>>24710298
No Diggety is the only good song on that list. Stop being a shit cunt and find some good music.
>>24710795
We have beneficial trade links with them, so we can turn a blind eye to their medieval style atrocities.
Tbqh I think ISIS are p. cool, I'm impressed that shitskins have organised something pretty powerful and audacious without a dictator.
>>24710903
>140 pound
Fucking hell I miss Prague. It was about 35 pound for girls that look like that and better for an hour.
I really need to go back, escorts are too expensive here.
>>24710955
Yeah and they'll use this post as evidence against you in court.
>>24710646
mostly streetwear brands cos im desperately trying to fit in with the youth
>>24710954
They're not having sex with you because you're unattractive and probably a giant faggot. Posh girls love slumming, but only if they're slumming with an actually attractive member of the lower middle class.
>>24710354
Not even a good feel
>ticking timebomb til the hangover kicks in
>>24710955
If it's under a certain amount RM will just send you a letter saying it's been confiscated. Tbh, if you're ordering massive amounts to your actual house again and again you're going to get in shit.
Just woke up lads, going to play some Street Fighter before my 6-10 shift. Going to be comfy. What's your plans for today?
>clinic receptionist refused to read my results out over the phone
that can only be a bad sign, right lads?
I should have double bagged
>>24710646
Charity shop scum reporting in.
People think i'm a massive hipster but I'mactually just poor as fuck.
>>24711075
Blasting Mac DeMarco before my 5-11 ;-;
Tbh though, it's about as much fun as I'm going to have wageslaving, pulling pints is easy too
>>24711041
Actually I'm pretty good looking, I'm just completely obnoxious.
>>24711118
>good looking
>/r9k/
can't take your word on that, pal
EXPERIENCE the thrill of cat ownership by getting a dog that hates you.
>>24711075
No lectures or classes all week second week in a row.
Eaten some beans on toast and had three wanks so far, going shopping in a bit then I'll probably go down pub.
>>24711076
no, thats normal. good or bad.
>>24711062
2 grams of ketamine so its not exactly loads, should be alright then.
>>24711118
>Actually I'm pretty good looking
he says on /r9k/
>>24711183
Yeah you should be fine anon. A lot of the dealers I've dealt with send the same order out again if it doesn't come within a set time, because reputations are so important on the deepweb.
>>24711162
Sounds like a cosy situation tbqh
>>24711118
Girls love obnoxious guys, you're just ugly
Fuck sake I got the hiccups last night while I was drinking and threw up all over my clothes. I have put them in the washing machine but can't find the fluid shit you put in there.
>>24710954
They're arrogant and think they can do better.
>>24710954
I would love to be dominated by a group of posh girls.
I'd love to be dominated by a bunch of slags as well though. And black girls. And Japanese girls. Basically all girls.
>>24711230
Do you get it delivered to your home address? or like a PO box or something?
wish a car would hit me or pakis would shoot me so i dont have to go into work tbqh lads
>>24711364
Got it delivered to my friend's house, because he can plead ignorance if needs be. I just go and collect at my leisure. Obviously address masking was involved.
>Ordered Chrimbo presents for my parents two days ago
>Next day delivery
>Still haven't been dispatched
Fucking amazon
the thought of sand nig nogs getting blown to pieces right now makes my willy a bit stiff to be honest
>>24711420
Message them, you'll get a refund on delivery along with a voucher probably.
They did that for me and gave me a fiver off my next purchase.
>>24711384
Just unexpectedly run out onto a zebra crossing.
Try and make sure there are not many witness's around. And plead your case that you was already on the crossing when the car hit you. Time off work, and compensation.
Going up to job seekers now lads, wish me luck
Any lads joining the army? Feel like making a difference.
>>24711452
best of luck lad
>>24711463
maybe one day, it seems like a very interesting job
>>24711463
Don't do it, doesn't seem like a robot-tier job tbqh
>>24711451
nah cant do it to myself like all them failed suicides and that its just like wish someone would just kill me or they bring in the draft or something that would likely help the depression
Lads I have 800 quid to blow. Should I buy driving lessons or a 4K 50inch TV?
>>24711498
Driving is the best anon. Nobody even uses 4k yet.
>>24711498
Learn to drive senpai, tv's are overrated
>>24711498
Driving Lessons, having a car will improve you life MUCH more than a TV
>>24711463
>army
>making a difference.
Yeah this time instead of blowing up mudslimes we're....blowing up mudslimes! Be a good goy, be the best you can be and wage slave away!
>>24711507
>>24711510
I might go for the lessons, it just means I need another 3 grand for a car and insurance.
>Nobody even uses 4k yet
I know but I want a big TV and I figure I should just get a 4K one now and think of the future instead of having to buy a new TV in the future
>>24711498
Driving and the spare on a thai massage rub'n'tug.
4k media isn't even available unless you've got a porn subscription.
>>24711479
>doesn't seem like a robot-tier job
You'd be very surprised. That being said, you're not a full robot when you join. You'll have more confidence and you'll make friends but life will still be the same drag it has always been.
Once you pass training which is the hardest part, you spend 90% of your time doing nothing.
>>24711546
>it just means I need another 3 grand for a car and insurance.
Don't have to get a car right away, just having a licence is a huge plus.
I didn't get a car straight away when I passed my test. Did hire cars though, for weekend breaks and stuff.
>>24711546
Yeah, car and insurance is a faff. I went with a classic for no tax and cheap insurance.
>>24711554
The training sounds awful. My father told me I should apply for officer training because 'I have the stuff'. I googled it and I can categorically say I don't have the stuff ;-;
>>24711577
>Don't have to get a car right away
Whats the point in getting a license then, couldn't I just get one when I want to get a car? TV is looking like the better option now tbqh
>>24710903
don't need a full hour desu. half hour is plenty
>>24711498
buy a moped
>>24711649
Don't think I can do that, everyone gets made fun of if they're over 16 and ride a moped here
>>24711660
If you get something like a Piaggio Liberty you probably wouldn't
Ok boys 2 cumberland scotch eggs in Asda for 75p. Absolutely thrilled desu
>>24711687
Absolute corker, asda is pretty special tbqh
>>24711687
sounds tasty lad. i've got lasagna for lunch, mum gave me a dish of it yesterday
>>24711687
off to asda in a bit, get me some savoury stuff.
>>24711630
I've had bad experiences with half hour bookings. Never had a bad time with and hour.
It always seems like the half hour one's tend to rush more, I had to tell one to take it easy, she was wanking me so hard to get me to cum.
whats for lunch lads? bag of space raiders and a mars milkshake for me
>>24711791
chicken kiev and some frozen peas lad, quality street to finish and a delicious glass of dr pepper to wash it all down
>>24711856
not bad m8 id probably swap the dr pepper for a cherry coke tbqh
>>24711893
Dr Pepper is my favourite tho tbqh lad, nothing beats it famm unless you're really hot and then chilled fanta is delish tbhh
>>24711791
Nothing so far senpai~
Might get something after I finish this uni work but I don't know what
>mum gave me 10 quid to donate to syrian refugee charity hanging about in the city centre
el-oh-fucking-el. that went straight on a kebab and beer.
>>24712020
so it went to isis in the end anyway
>>24712020
When even your mom is your roach.
>>24712020
Those pictures are from Australia you mong.
>>24712056
>mom
YANKS OUT
>>24712020
>That went straight on a kebab
So you donated it to Turkey instead.
>>24711591
Getting your licence takes months m8, it's best to get it out of the way so you don't have to faff on when you need a car
>tfw no brit bf
>>24712020
>went straight on a kebab and beer.
Average white 'man' in UK today.
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>Be recruitment consultant
>finally say fuck it and decide to leave
>come in on my final day just to clear out my belongings
>work with a qt romanian girl who is basically my protege. I've pretty much shown her the ropes from when she first started
>she tells me to follow her around the back (she normally does this when she thinks she fucked up and doesn't know how to tell our manager)
>she starts crying and thanking me for everything and that I shouldn't go
>All i can do is hug her and re-assure her that things will be ok
I don't know what kind of feel this is lads, but it's a fucking shit feel.
>>24710903
Any other good pics lad?
>>24712140
PAKlS OUTTTT TBQH
>>24710955
How did you do it lad, got a guide?
Poleaboo got a haircut today, it was an awkward mumbly experience but he has a more entertaining tale to regale you all with this afternoon
>Get 15 quid from dad to get haircut (7) and paracetamol (49p)
>Arrive at barbers, no one else there
>Towards the end of my cut a guy with a crutch walks in
>Very thick regional accent, would assume he was white if I couldn't see him
>"So we're bombing Syria, it was going to happen anyway"
>"Israel at the centre of it as usual"
>"90% of these refugees aren't even Muslim, they're Yazidi" Then he goes on a tirade on how they're Peacock worshiping scum
>Hates the refugees, remarks on the clothes they're wearing, the tax payer and people will wake up eventually
>"Lot of negative propaganda about ISIS in the media"
>"I support the Islamic State, it's what we live for"
Pretty sure the barbers were just humouring him
He also remarks on the town council, seemed very knowledgeable about the inner goings on of it (but then again, /pol/ always gives off that impression), Labour council are cunts, Labour MP claims to speak for the town but he's just a "harami bastard", should've sent questionaires out or something
>>24712183
>Grr I hate pakis!!
>I'll just sit on my arse all day, giving them money for my greasy slop meals and getting pissed, that will do it!
White 'men' of today. Gee I wonder why we're becoming a minority I really do.
>>24712154
That sounds so nice Senpai, it seems as if you have touched her in a way that she will never forget, you have been there to help and support her when she was new.
That's pretty awesome IMO.
>>24712186
report him dude
>>24712225
For what?
Expressing his right to freedom of speech?
>>24711546
Get a projector if you have room, 80", 1080p for under 600 gbp
>>24712239
Openly supporting a terrorist organisation. People willing to do that need to be watched.
>>24712260
People this submissive to government need to be watched.
>>24712295
I've got no problem with being watched, but I'm not acting suspiciously and I don't break the law.
Sounds like you have something to hide though.
>>24712154
Must be a nice feel. Ask her out lad
>>24712260
He was just a loony, someone who was dangerous wouldn't draw attention to themselves
>>24712346
>I've got nothing to hide! Invade my privacy at all costs!
Kuck a doodle doo.
>>24711077
tbf you can get some decent stuff in charity shops and it's pretty much in style to wear that sort of stuff now
Failed driving test again lads, can't get another one till january. Stuck constantly checking for cancellations.
Somebody end this torment
>>24712480
Some people just aren't meant to drive family
>>24712488
Nah lad i'm sure i can do it, its just the waiting
>>24712519
How many times have you failed? If its more than 5 I'd just quit, accident waiting to happen tbqh
Threw up my sugar puffs earlier. Didn't even drink that much last night.
Had a pot noodle now and it seems to have settled my tummy.
>>24712533
Only twice, i'm not a complete spastic
Got 1 serious and 4 minors on the latest one, just made a mistake at the traffice lights innit
What's your favourite cereals lads? Mines probably Golden Nuggets tbqh
>>24712595
Good taste lad if that's not available I go for mini weetabix with chocolate chips in it
>>24712595
frosted shreddies lad
>>24712595
Golden Nuggets too, if I have them too often I go off them though.
>>24709935
its a tempting offer
>>24712154
Make her your gf now
>>24712595
Porridge during the winter
Crunchy nut otherwise
>>24712595
Clusters (without the almond slices)
perfect blend of bran flakes and crunchy clusters
Think I'll pick up a box when I go to the shop later, haven't had them in years.
>>24709935
We'll just start recyling them, keeping the memes up to date.
>>24712480
>tfw you're a pretty shit driver but you passed your test with no minors at all
I think it's because me and the examiner had a good conversation. I remember trying to pull away in 3rd gear once and he didn't even say anything.
You can do it m8, the cost is a pain in the arse, once you've done it you can stop doing all the BS habits they make you do like turning the wheel with both hands and all that shite.
>>24712595
All bran, keeps me pooing on the regular.
>>24712810
>>24712480
Also, try and book a test for a Friday, early in the morning if you can, that's when the examiner will be in the best mood and most likely to let you off if you do make a few mistakes.
>>24712810
>life saving procedurs
>BS habits
people like you are why we have speed limits
>skip lecture
>get message saying teacher wasn't there anyway
now I don't have to feel guilty anymore~
>>24712154
Have you at least got her contact info? If you genuinely wanted to leave then you shouldn't feel guilty at all~
These kinds of situations are natural and you shouldn't feel bad about it at all anon!
If you regret it you could always try asking for your job back? It's always worth a shot since you've got nothing to lose~
>>24712595
Mini weetabix, chocolate shreddies, golden nuggets or the lion bar one~
>>24712836
Yeah because you're going to kill someone if you don't turn the steering wheel the way they teach you to do...
I've got epilepsy so I've just had to reapply for my licence because I've not had a fit for a year. Watch your tone or I'll not bother taking my medication and come for you.
okay parents are back, time for a trip to asda to see what they got on offer.
mostly savoury shit I think, got enough crisps and sweet things to last all Christmas.
>>24710338
opinion about the syria vote
>>24712810
>Have to learn to drive like an absolute saint
>Roads filled with middle aged people who drive like absolute wankstains
>>24712937
Middle aged guys in BMW's and Audi's are the fucking worst. Can't stand the cunts.
If there's some fucker sitting right up your arse, it'll be a middle aged guy in one of those cars.
>>24712595
Crunchy Nut Clusters, pic related.
If you haven't tried them you need to because they are fucking delicious. Don't get the chocolate ones though because chocolate chips in cereal is a stupid idea.
>>24712778
Clusters are fucking GOAT. Can't find them that often though.
>>24712595
porridge and bran flakes
>>24712983
nice pic bro
>>24713003
>nice pic bro
they're so good the robot ate my image
>>24712810
>>24712937
To be fair I got ten minors, one of which included nearly stalling at a roundabout and getting us crushed under a bus and still passed.
>>24712480
Me too m8. 2 serious 1major and 5 minors. Fuck my life up t b h f a m 100 quid down the drain.
>>24710338
live up north and not the caliphate (south)
don't know whether to buy a kebab, beer or neither and save the money.
>>24713099
I live in a market town, I also took my test in a different market town a lot of country driving. Must be a lot harder if you have to do it in a city.
I still don't really understand roundabouts, I just go when I'm far enough away from a car that they probably can't hit me.
>>24712057
this. they where drug smugglers, facebook again
>>24713332
There are some towns with test centres and no roundabouts so you can pass without ever having driven on one.
finally talked to some girls for like 20 minutes, they asked for my snapchat and I said I didn't have any, then they asked if I even have instagram or facebook and I said I use text and whatsapp and they laughed and walked away do I need normiebook to do anything these days?
Done wageslaving for the day. I still can't get over people doing this for 40 hours a week until they die. What is the point? We aren't free in the slightest.
>>24713703
You part time or jobcentre force?
>>24713323
both, get yourself a lovely kebab and beer
watching the film 'John wick' any good lads?
just missed my jobcentre appointment to take my friend to hospital. Anyone done anything similar and did you get paid afterwards? I'm already living on tinned food.
>>24713568
Why would you lie on the internet m8?
>>24713939
lie about what?
>>24713887
Yeah it's quite good. Keanu Reeves is good in it
brits are the best. im amerifat btw.
>>24713919
see if you can get someone at the hospital to write you a note explaining the situation or something~
The JC look for any reason not to hand out bennies these days.
For the first time in a while the internet has betrayed me and I'm going into work tomorrow without a secret santa gift for the person who's name I drew.
What the fuck can I do to avoid this suicide-inducing situation?
>>24713919
SANCTION
That money is going to some pakis now.
>>24714001
>>24714014
Already fucking left. I really am screwed aren't I.
God I miss food.
>>24714002
Buy something, there's no way around it
>>24713919
I'm amazed so few people here are on ESA. If you browse /r9k/ unironically then surely you can get an autism diagnosis? I just got my fortnightly 200 pounds sterling, gonna go down to central London and buy some jazz.
>>24714053
Like what? It's 5pm, I've been in work all day and the only place I can get something is Argos. But my secret santa person is 5 years old and I know nothing about him.
>>24713887
quality film
>>24714062
*65 years old
FFS
>>24714062
Get him an Argos gift card.
>>24714062
gift card senpai
>>24714002
Call in sick and take the gift when it arrives~
>>24714047
You could try going back though I don't know how that would play out~
Haven't got anything to lose
You could go to A and E and pretend to feel sick and get the person there to write you a note explaining that you were ill. Someone who went to 6th form with me did this when they woke up late for an exam and they got away with it~
Best of luck anon!
>>24714075
just get him a dvd of a recently released movie. easy boring acceptable gift
>>24714062
bottle of whiskey
>>24714062
Shaving set? Wash bag? Getting them something shit is much better than nothing at all
>>24714122
>inb4 he's a recovering alcoholic
>>24714062
gift card or a nice bottle of wine
Why do I never get any replies on this fucking thread? I am going to burn my passport.
>>24713785
can't really afford that mate
>>24714139
I wouldn't fucking know, I wok in the same office as him but know nothing about him personally.
>>24714169
yes you can mate, do it for me please
>>24714189
lad pls you're gonna get me in trouble with the money people
>>24714203
but the meal, the beer, the feeling of being full and a lovely beer to wash it down
Who /getting pissed tonight/?
>>24714203
lad get yourself over to tescos
>>24714215
I think I'm going to eat now, buy some beer and then if I'm really hungry I'll head down to the kebab shop later.
>>24713919
You should have called them beforehand, but if it was an emergency there and then they might give you some sympathy as long as you phone them sharpish.
If you don't phone up today, you're likely to be eating the tins soon.
>>24714259
>2%
Orange juice that has been open in the fridge for a few days is more alcoholic than that.
>>24714259
Jesus I can't imagine what flavor of ass that must taste like
>>24714259
>2%
it already takes me 6 cans to feel something
>>24713919
foodbanks
6 months unemployment just landeda comfy job with a free laptop and ipad and 3k more than I asked for.
Good day
>>24714297
>Jesus I can't imagine what flavor of ass that must taste like
Drink a 4 pack of special brew and then drink a carling.
The difference between them is how far below regular lager that own brand stuff is.
That said, Tesco's "Premium" own brand lager is still less than a pound a can and is actually nice.
>>24714259
We bought some of Sainsbury's own brand to see what it was like and it tasted like bread
>>24714223
Nah mate we all got pissed up last night. It was mad. You missed the party.
>>24714332
how did u manage that? whats the job?
>>24714504
They did, it was wild.
>>24714259
My mates parents used to buy crates full of that. I think because we would always drink their beer so to teach us a lesson they bought literally the worst alcohol possible. You couldn't even get drunk from it and it tasted inexplicably bad. I dunno what happened to it in the end, there must have been like 40 cans no one one would drink it.
My mum used to buy the normal 4% Tesco lager sometimes and that was surprisingly okay. I mean it wasn't good but it wasn't any worse than Fosters.
>>24714504
I was there, Wednesday night drinking is the thing.
>>24714524
Public Affairs with some massive multi billion pound company.
I've been unemployed for months and couldn't even get places to accept me for a week's work experience
Randomly applied and got invited to interview, had a laugh at the interview and they phoned me and said it was mine.
Really bizarre
>>24714355
Why would he not just drink a regular lager then drink an own brand lager? That makes much more sense than drinking 4 cans of Special Brew.
Is Special Brew actually nice flavour? I've never been shameless enough to try it.
>>24714570
holy shit this has inspired me to start applying for loads of random jobs
>>24714047
enjoy your sanction neet scum
>>24714574
Nah, Trampagne is fucking grim. You ever drink K cider? Imagine that but in beer form.
>>24714578
I should mention my uncle is pretty high up in that company so he probably had something to do with it. He'll never admit it though.
>>24714574
It actually does, I wish weaker lagers had the same taste because it's nice, but special brew itself fucks up my joints
>>24714578
Honestly go for it lad.
I literally couldn't get somebody to let me work for free just sending emails and shit.
I even rushed the application because I thought I'd never get iit and it asked for experience working in areas I've never worked in (considering I've done nothing but go to uni).
I've gone from about to beg Tesco for a job to now having some cushy ofice job that actually sounds quite respectable.
Good luck, don't give in
>>24714602
>>24714578
This isn't me. ignore it
I have absolutely zero connections and it was completely random.
>>24714606
do you have a degree? what's it in? and how old are you? cheers its good to hear stories like this
>>24714600
Never had K-Cider but I'm guessing it is the same stuff as Frosty Jacks. So yea I can imagine.
I had a dream that i saw the edge of our galaxy yesterday. It was so great.
Looked up at the sky, saw all those stars, with a slight purple colour through them.
Then all the planets of our solar system started spinning around in the sky.
Was so great.
>>24714663
Court case in a can...
Got charged with assaulting a police officer when I'd had about 8 cans or something.
Worse thing was that I was drinking at home.
>>24714653
History. I just graduated this year but have been doing nothing for months.
Never underestimate yourself. Just because hundreds might not see your worth, doesn't mean there isn't one that will.
I've been knocked back so much and flat out ignored I can't describe the way it felt. Now I'm gonna have a CV that says I work managing the reports, research and image of a huge company.
It just takes a lucky break.
>>24714570
What are you actually going to have to do at the job, though? Some jobs pay really well, but you'll have to deal with a bunch of people who are a nightmare to work with. Grats, though.
>>24709048
I was a counting agent once at an election in Northamptonshire. The lib dem candidate tried to claim that a ballott paper that was blank, bar an atom of ink in the lib dem box, should be counted as a Lib Dem vote, but was dismissed as not a clear intention of voting.
Ticks count though, despite what people say
> be Royal Engineers fag
> Go in the local newsagents for some milk and eggs
> Look at the papers while the cashier is giving change
> Daily Mail mentions that Philip Hammond says a ground war is possible
> mfw
>>24714703
where do you work? London?
>>24714725
Lib Dems are the fucking worst, even now they have absolutely no spine. What fucking Lib Dem voter wants the Syria bombing? People wouldn't laugh at them so much if they tried to stick to their principles.
>>24714695
>Worse thing was that I was drinking at home.
That's hilarious. How you manage that?
>>24714750
Are you baking a cake?
>>24714750
Don't royal engineers set up fortifications and shit?
You have nothing to worry about if you do your job right
>tfw already sleepy and it's not even 6
who else here /alwaystired/?
>>24714750
Aww poor babby,
