who /NEET/ here
this thread is only for NEETs, no normies or wagekeks allowed
reporting in
Day consists of nothing but jacking off, watching movies, listening to music, vidya, and 4chan.
>>24708488
neet reporting in
4:30 am here.
been up all night
Day consists of weed, vidya, piano, guitar, reading, watching lectures on different topics to make me feel like I'm still learning.
>when I don't have weed I just sleep all day and think about suicide
How many hours a day do you guys spend meditating?
It's the comfiest sober feeling I've felt in years.
>>24708506
you need to get some drugs in there or you'll go crazy
>>24708592
>m-muh drugs
i literally do the same as him, what kind of faggot are you to need to be drugged to enjoy anything?
>>24708575
I'm >>24708572 I use to meditate. Did so for about 4 years and then I started getting really bad existential anxiety and meditating would often bring me panic attacks because my mind would start wondering to the question "what's this all about, what's the point?" so I don't meditate anymore. I got what I needed out of it though. Meditating is about being yourself.
>>24708488
Salary/wagekek here.
How do you guys stay NEET forever? Genuinely curious. Do you live off parents? Do you just live off welfare (which country gives out that good benefits?). How do you purchase stuff (vidya, tech, etc.)?
I really love my job, but sometimes I think about a life of just vidya, running/swimming on the beach, and chilling all day.
>>24708604
He must be a low-test or just a denegerate normfaggot.
>>24708604
>not improving your life with drugs
>>24708604
you won't last as a neet without them
>>24708611
I like that insight. Been looking Tao stuff lately. Ego reduction is my focus
>>24708648
Not him but 8 years strong. You're a low-test.
>>24708611
The point of meditation is not to think.
It's kinda the same feeling as getting really into a hobby, and you lose track of time.
When you meditate, don't try to think things out, just relax, because you don't have to do anyone but not think.
How do into NEETbux?
just woke up, 1:34am, gonna read the news and then play some vidya till morning
>>24708623
my mom supports me. We live in a small apartment so no electric bills and shit, only rent. I'm pretty low maintenance considering I eat maybe once a day. For money for weed and stuff I do chores around the house, cleaning, ect I get $60 every 2 weeks.
Most neets aren't permanent neets. They are between 18-25 who still live at home. I'm not gonna be a neet for much longer, I'll either get kicked out of the house and be on the street, get lucky with welfare bc mental illness or kill myself.
>I'll either get kicked out of the house and be on the street, get lucky with welfare bc mental illness or kill myself.
what a plan..
>>24708675
I know what you mean. Like I said I did it for 4 years. But eventually you start to notice things. It's like a fish being in water its whole life and not realizing it until it experiences air or some other contrast. Meditation served as a contrast to reality and seeing the strangeness in everything really freaked me out.
>>24708718
Got a better idea?
I've got all the time in the world to listen
good morning neets
or night
time is meaningless
>>24708779
>time is meaningless
the best and worst part about being neet
>>24708744
Why not just get an easy job/no stress job? When I was taking a gap year between high school and uni I worked in stock at American Eagle (I think). Just sat in the back stockroom for 6hrs, 5 days a week listening to my podcasts and folding clothes and putting them on the back shelves. Quiet, no customers, no anything. Just folding clothes (which was quite soothing) and listening to Podcasts or music.
Granted I lived with a roommate so I could afford rent, but I also made enough for some tech and vidya. Plus you get at least 50% off the clothes so thats taken care of.
Alternatively, you could use all your free time to teach yourself everything about markets/stocks/etc and try to make some money that way. Or teach yourself some easy skill to make a bit of side money to feed into investments.
>>24708623
>>24708805
>this thread is only for NEETs
Why are you normies so fucking thick headed? cant you grasp basic English?
Fuck off, no one cares you nigger.
Reporting in, friends
ive been neet for like 5 years and im starting to feel like ive become more stupider...
i think this is how you get alzheimers
>>24708817
Because I'm curious.
I'm not judging your choice at all.
>>24708663
but what could you possibly do for fun for 8 years down in the basement? Are you super obese?
>>24708846
>>24708864
this thread is only for NEETs.
Fuck off.
Mornin` chaps who else /hermit/ here? I haven't left the house in 7 months at this point.
>>24708846
not a zoo
>>24708877
thats kind of impressive
amazon?
Sleep at 5am wake at 1pm~
Internet is nice and fast in the morning.
Mommy just left the house for work, she yelled something just before she went and locked the house door again, she probably said goodbye or something but i was wearing headphones and basically pretend that i didn't hear her so i didn't respond either
Then i gave my dog some treats, he's chilling on my sister's bed again now
I'm still way off schedule with everything because right now i still don't know whether i'll be able to sustain myself with NEETbucks or not, otherwise i'll have to opt for the feelium
>>24708805
Funny you mention stocks, I had that idea a couple ears ago but it's too unpredictable and you need at least 100k before you have a chance at making some decent money.
As far as getting a job goes, I have major depression and anxiety and can't pass the interview stage. I wouldn't mind folding cloths in the back room on the daily, getting some an income would get my mom off my back but no one would hire me. I've tried, I've even had people on the inside try and get me in but my anxiety usually makes the interview go very badly.
>>24708864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHXra2fmIHk I wish I was as happy as he is
>>24708895
>tfw mom is getting ready for work
>says goodbye
>tfw the most human contact in weeks
Who /benefits/ here
>>24708926
How does one qualify for benefits with a mental illness?
>>24708875
I'm neet, cunt, and I use drugs to make the most of it
>>24708905
You definitely don't need 100K. If you get into forex you can start with as little as $50, with no fees. If you get really into technicals (super autistic, charts, etc.) and know your fundamentals (read news) you can easily grow that fast off leveraged trades.
You can open a demo account and practice until you get the hang of it completely for free.
Two of my friends that started with $50 on E-toro (literally meme tier FX platform) and now cash out every month a couple hundred for spending.
How do you do fellow NETs!
I also enjoy things such as video games, chicken fingies, not working, and not participating in formal education!
Thank you for providing a safe space in which we can all discuss our day to day experiences free from the ridicule of normals!
And I would just like to say "lol!" to the wagekecks out there who work for the "man", are they unaware of their ridiculous behavior?
Carry on fellow NETEs! Oh and before I forget, petey the frog 2016!
>>24709037
undercover normie scared all the neets away
Am I a neet? I'm uneducated, 27 years old. I started a online business when I was 19(from home obviously) where I had to do very little work and made about 250k.
I been living on that income for 8 years. I piss on wageslaves, education, jobs. This shit is for sheeps and slaves.
Am I a neet?
>>24709626
You are a successful normie
>>24709626
You've been living on 250k total for 8 years or 250k every year for 8 years?
If #1, neet failure, if #2, successful normie.
>>24709691
Yes goyim, collect more jew points. Good, good
>>24709626
Succesful normie.
we aren't neets because we retired early
>>24709708
lol I make about 30k per year drop shipping on ebay. my life is virtually identical to the typical robot hermit (unfortunately) except i dont have to beg my parents for vidya or food. I would love to have more jew points Im thinking of buying a car and driving for uber. Maybe its just me but this lifestyle sucks and I really want to move out.
>>24709801
>drop shipping on ebay
tiz this?
failed to ever become normie
failed wagie life aswell
>tfw successful neet
>>24709691
>You've been living on 250k total for 8 years or 250k every year for 8 years?
No I made 250k total in 8 years. I haven't worked a single hour in the last 5 years. And even before that it was barely work.
>>24709817
There are warehouses full of items. He sells them on ebay. Dropshippers send directly to customer.
He's addicted to jew tokens. Sad
>tfw actually autistic and get autismbux
A blessing or a curse?
>tfw out of snacks but don't want to go outside
whelp guess it's time to sleep
>>24708488
Thisreply is brought to you by a NEET.
>>24709817
I sell vacuum cleaners and other household goods to soccer moms on ebay. I do not own any of these products or keep any "in stock", when somebody wins my auctions I send them the item directly from my supplier. I am just a middle man and make between $10-$20 per item depending on what it is. Selling between 5-10 items per day.
>>24709843
So are you, you are just addicted to your parents jew tokens or the governments. You need jew tokens to live unless you are innawoods.
>>24709857
What country and how much autismobux do you get, anon? I'm on mentalbux currently but eventually will probably get into the workforce so I can actually afford to buy distractions.
>>24709037
hmm htere's something off about this frog but i cant put my finger on it. well any netes is a friend of mine
Anyone else really bored? I've achieved a lifetimes worth of anime watching and masturbating and I'm only 25. There's literally nothing left that I enjoy and I've got to suffer though 40 more years of existence. I such at drawing, I'm not musical at all, I have no talents and I enjoy nothing.
>>24710856
im an artist/graphic designer who can draw well and play music quite well on guitar just got a keyboard as well and im still bored af. trust me it doesnt make you happy or even kill that much time.
>put music up on yt
>no one cares or listens to it
Just finished the course I was doing today, so I can officially get back into the NEETlyf
Gonna marathon some anime in celebration
>>24710165
>>24709857
UK here I get 600 bongdollars a month in autismbux cash plus my rent paid. I don't drink or smoke or go out anywhere so that's more that enough to live comfortably and have left over for buying computers and stuff.
I'm so bored and lonely, please kill me
>>24710856
>I such at drawing, I'm not musical at all, I have no talents and I enjoy nothing.
Then start going at it and develop those talents. Everyone has those talents--it's just that some are more naturally gifted at it. My art teacher back in HS could barely draw stick figures when he graduated college in business. He decided to puck up art as a hobby. By 5 years, he was an excellent artist and changed his career.
>>24710996
how? please detail the process.
they're sending me to a sperg checking place soon since they suspect i have it, i just went for sad feels originally, ive been neet 8 years, i dont give a shit about loneliness
>>24710913
>>put music up on yt
Link me up familia
>>24711134
idk then you will make fun of me :<
>tried using shampoo as lube instead of conditionerconditioner is the go to for improvised lube btw
>stings my ass
>got a bit of diarrhea
>accidentally shit my comfy pants
>now I only have my uncomfy pants for the next two days until they finish in the wash and dry
>>24711147
NIQQA HOW U GON MAKE IT BIG IF YOU WONT EVEN PUT YOUR STUFF OUT B/C FEAR OF CRITICISM THAT MIGHT IMPROVE YOU
>>24711147
Nigga I'm a pathetic NEET who doesn't have an ounce of talent of any kind in his entire pathetic body, I have literally no ground to criticize on. If you have talent then share that shit brah, that's a beautiful thing and I wanna hear it goddamn it
>>24711160
ok fuck it here you go then just be nice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McD4liuYrXc&index=4&list=PLi0zYWTTciqcSzsVO9zVbVy3_NN4ERQHU
it's more you guys tend to deal in insults not real criticism really
>>24711169
>Expect some shitty indie tripe.
>Get some really fucking intense ambient type shit that I listen to all the time.
I like it, keep it up, lad.
>>24711169
oh man that music
>>24711169
Damn that's some otherworldly ethereal shit
I'm fuckin floating nigga this is great
>>24711195
:> thank you
i will eventually make more guitar ambiance
>>24711210
is this a good response?
also what do you guys thing of the cover made that as well with oc photos
>>24708488
22 yr old NEET highschool dropout here
My dad is forcing me to take GED exam this year but i dont study at all, i dont even remember what algebra is. My mom was crying that she doesn't want me to be a worthless person all my life.
NEET life is comfy and all but it really hurts your close ones
>>24711224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZCX32eklc4
for ref, I listen to that kind of shit.
I like it, man, album art is a bit weak, could use more somber cover with browns and greys/oranges, but that's just my taste nitpicking
18, never had a job, not that bad but fuck like everyone around me started working at 15 and I even made a joke about a guy not working til he was 19 and my buddy was like "don't make fun of him for that" that was like 3 years ago I'm still a fucking useless piece of shit lol at least my brain is still in alright condition considering everything I've been through :( I dropped out of school 2 years ago after just being fed up and tired of all the gross normies breathing my air. Yeah, ocd got that intense. Anyway, shit is just fucked and life gets worse, at least I have a plan now and sort of know what I need to do now. I just wish I didn't feel so old already, who has the secret to aging? If I'm just gonna get old and ugly I will probably just kill myself. btw i smoke weed lol I'm so fucking useless goddamn
>>24711260
yes! i saw this as well sooo cool. you should check out tycho if you dont know him really good chilled out music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehLx_Fjv_c
>>24711262
or the secret to not aging I should say, I already do stuff like face creams and exfoliating and diet and things like vitamins and staying hydrated, but i smoke weed everyday so smoking is gonna make all the elasticity and collagen and shit go all whack and I'm gonna look old as fuck right? I mean I can already see I don't look like I did when I was younger, but at least I'm someone who looks young for their age. I'm scared >.<
Poor wagekeks
>>24711431
Similar boat except have major depression and schizoaffective disorder as well as generalized anxiety disorder. Having immense difficulty coming to terms that I can't actually be a fucking normie, but, eh. Still have a gf, somehow. idk, maybe the next set of medication will work better.
>>24711262
I was in your situation two years ago
Life is much shitter now. 18 is just the beginning of "oh god it's starting to get too late to fix things" terrority
>>24711633
21 here, never had a job.
3rd year in uviversity already. I'm studying graphic design, which means I should've been fucking working since year one, considering finding work as a graphic designer is easy as shit (every cunt needs a logo or business card these days). I have done ZERO work with clients. NOTHING. At least they have these workshops where I study, when they bring clients and we all work on making logos or something for them for a few weeks. Mine never got picked. Oh well, at least I'm good at drawing and vector graphics.
at least I'm studying something I like I guess, so that means something.
I still feel like a complete fucking loser though.
>>24711169
So good
Subscribed, pls do more
>>24711169
alright listen cunt i'm the dude who studies graphic design (a few posts up) if I'm ever finished with this stupid game about a dude who's wearing a fish costume (gotta start it first kek) I'll put this song there if that's fine by you. I'll contact you on youtube.
>>24711633
How do I fix myself? Like I'm not a total complete idiot retard loser but I'm slippin, hell I'm not the person i was anymore I'm all beaten down and dead inside and empty and jaded likeeeee help me anon </3
>>24708879
If this thread isn't a zoo then the basement where your parents hide you, their 350 pound disappoint, is, NEETkek
