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wagekek appreciation thread
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>he doesn't spend 12 hours a day masturbating to hot jap sluts
>because he's too busy earning someone else a ton of money and getting paid pennies on the dollar for it

fucking losers have jobs
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just hanging round the house livin the life
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been working this wageslave job for the past 2 and a half months. bought a cool guitar, some headphones, and a laptop last week. feels good owning nice things.
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Speaking of McD, I just ate a McRib for the first time. I can't believe I haven't done it sooner.
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>>24706908
>have job
>now socially obligated to get christmas presents

fucking hell man
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These memes always start out as jokes, but usually on 4chan (and particularly on boards full of vulnerable people like /r9k/) the more they're repeated, the more some people start to take them seriously. So it's kind of a bummer to think that there's definitely some robots out there who think they're superior for being NEETS.
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Thank you Rajeet at Subway for going through all that training just so you could learn to hand craft a sandwich for ME.
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>>24706968
What kind of joke is this son? You think these memes were made by wageslaves?

Being neet is OBJECTIVELY superior.
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thanks for the autismbux and the 8500-day weekend

for every vertebrae you break in your back slaving away, i will enjoy an entire 5 dollar footlong EXTRA to what i already intended on eating. that is my pledge to you

Thank you and rest assured that the missing portions of your paycheck have been found.
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>>24707062
Thanks man, but those pennies from my paycheck aren't missing. I know they're going to fund your meager lifestyle and keep people like you at home and away from society. I'm happy to pay for that just like I'm happy to pay for prisons for the same reason. Keep on doin' you, baby.
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>manager sent out the schedule for December
>store closed on Christmas
>cool
>work on December 26
>AT 5 FUCKING AM
Why?
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>>24707131
you're welcome. i'll call goldstein tomorrow and tell him to lighten up on you a little. a man's feet and back can only take so much. it's just not right

it's getting so bad that some of you guys come on here and pretend like you're the 1% of wagekucks with enjoyable jobs. truly sad that they have stooped to that level.

well. thanks again for the toil, friend.
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>>24707021
>Being neet is OBJECTIVELY superior.
Say this to the majority of adults.
I'd ask you to record it but I doubt your parent's will give you their video camera.
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>>24707212
>i'll call goldstein
How would you know what his boss's number is?
You some type of normie who has acquaintances?
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>>24707258
I have an Iphone 6 m8 :^)
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>>24706930
>co workers talking about expensive gifts they are buying for family/friends

>"how about you anon, buying anything special for anyone?"
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>>24707291
Nah, his workplace is listed in the book
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>>24706968
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
HEY EVERYBODY
WE GOT A WAGE SLAVE IN HERE WHO THINKS THIS IS A JOKE
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>>24707398
LMFAOOOO hahahaha this fucking guy. i had tears coming out of my eyes when i read that. what an IDIOT. a joke?? god. could he be any denser.

I know this is a wageslut appreciate thread but c'mon. that guy was too funny.
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>2055
>not running the shadows
>being a corporate wage slave
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I'm shitposting from work. The difference between me and a neet is that I get paid for it while he does it for free.
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>>24707258
That's a very good little goy. Little goys like you make the world go round, you know that?
Essentially you work for us NEETs, if you think about it. That's why we call you wage -slaves, see? You waste the majority of your life earning Jew points because it's what your parents did. But what your parents never told you is that those Jew points aren't worth half of what they were back when THEY started wageslaving. And there's nothing you can ever do to collect as many Jew points as they did, because the King of the Jews Ronald Reagan decided that the Jews didn't have enough Jew points anymore, so he began the process giving them all back to them. Do you understand?
Anyways have a good rest of your week, young future wagie. Don't forget to ask mr. Shekelstein if he'll let you keep an extra 1 percent of what you earn him!
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>>24707497
>he does it for free.
2/10 lame meme
the government pays me to sit on my ass watching anime and porn
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>>24707497
>the difference is i receive jew tokens
uhhh the difference is we wake up when we want and do what we want any and all day (yes including but not limited to watching anime and eating fresh delicious Subway brand sandwiches)

the difference is we are free men and you are a slave with stockholm syndrome

thank you for your service.
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>>24707443
I would recommend that all wagies read up on "Stockholm syndrome" but they're probably too busy washing the single mandatory uniform that they could afford to buy from their boss. Mr. Shekelstien sure knows how to make money!
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>>24707497
You can lie to them all you like, wagie. Hell, you can lie to them until it's time to go back to the cotton fields tomorrow. But you're not fooling yourself, and you're not fooling me. :^)
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What if you like your job and it is very fulfilling both intellectually and interpersonally
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>>24707604
Then get the fuck off of our board
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>>24706778
Thanks for making my Subway sandwich today wagey, but you screwed up a bit the bread didn't close properly so it was all falling out when I was trying to eat it.

Don't worry though I left a review on Yelp about it so I'm sure your manager will speak to you.
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>>24707629
well i really only stop by here to look for a good greentext story or something. 4 years ago that is what this board use to be.
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>>24707638
the smug is strong in this one
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>tfw contractor
>tfw been almost a month since my main client has had any work for me

I AM GOING CRAZY. I AM SO FUCKING BORED PLEASE GIVE ME WORK PLEASE
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>>24707544
>do what we want

As long as it does not involve leaving the basement or anything needing money. You are free to do what you want inside your cage. You are a pet rabbit for your parents.
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>>24707717
>stockholm syndrome
how sad
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wagekek threads are always so tryhard and overdone, they just end up making me feel even worse about being neet
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>>24707746
I was NEET for 4 years before I got this job, and I adore it. Would rather be doing it than play video games.
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>>24707258
>appeal to majority fallacy
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About to get up and wagekek, when I see the taxes taken out of my pay cheque I'll be thinking of you guys.
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>>24707746
thanks for this great rare pepe
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>Subway

How fucking pleb is this board? Publix all the way.
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>>24707131
These threads sure do strike a nerve lmao
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>>24707855
fuck off you stupid frogposter,

i'm sick of you normie fucks

go back to your pepe the frog facebook page
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>>24707647
Don't lie to me. Stay on reddit. r/4chan is funny. It's the diamonds in the rough. 4chan is not funny
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>>24707717
This is the ultra c.uck. Look at him squirm at the lack of servitude that he has conditioned himself to crave. He can not enjoy leisure, because for him leisure is a bad thing.
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>>24707638
Fuckin kekked out loud

Show that wagey who's the bosses
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>>24707780
Nice try wagie
But you'll have to... try harder.
We NEETs are extremely advanced when it comes to intelligence.
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how to become neet when parents threaten to kick you out if you're not in school/working?
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>>24707842
:^) thanks wager. You're alright.
I actually hope you get off early so you can come back home and join us.
Some day we'll all join together and kill mr. shekelstein. Just waiting on the wagies to smarten up.
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Reveal myself to be Egg man. >>24707948
You're obviously to weak to become NEED master race if you've not learned how to emotionally manipulate your parents into supporting your need life style. Cry, shout, beg, whatever is necessary.
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>>24707780
You're not fooling anyone wagekek lmfao
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>>24707948
As a NEET I must say I have no respect for NEETs who live with their parents.
So I'm not helping you.
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>>24707948
Full retard, its a double egged sworded lifestyle
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>>24707932
If you are so smart, how come you have no money and no gf?
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>>24708028
>I have no money

That's false wagie, I get your money. That you go out and earn like the good c.uck you are.
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>>24707948
Try the government funded 1br apartment with a private balcony.
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>>24707997
How do you become NEET without living with mommy and daddy? That sounds like a beautiful life.
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>>24707978
ive tried but my dad is a dick.
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>>24708028
>smart
>no gf
sounds smart to me
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>>24708051
It wasn't easy, friend. And it wasn't fast. But it can be done if you have an Uncle named Sam. :^)
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My job is easy as fuck and it lets me eat better food than garbage ass Subway.
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>>24708050
>24708051
:^)
1BR indeed. Thank you wagies and thank you to the good people at the CDA.
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>>24708050
Do you work under the table ever? Collect GA? Or do you get disability?
We have a similar living situation :)
I don't get disability though. At least not yet.
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Fellow NEETs, I have an interview soon at my local McDonald's. Hopefully I get the job. Being a NEET gets so fucking boring. I've watched pretty much all major movies, all non-shit TV series, played all of the games that appeal to me, and now I have nothing to do. This job should bring in nice money since I have no expenses or bills living with mummy.
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>>24708091

You can lie to yourself wagie, but don't think any of us believe you
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>>24707647
I come here to feel 1000x better about myself.
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>>24708068
Shhhh if you don't acknowledge them they eventually get tired and decide to get enough sleep for a full day of slaving for Jew points tomorrow.
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>>24708139
i look forward to reading your posts about missing being a NEET in the future
:^)
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>>24708157
Since I don't really have any obligation to keep the job, I'll quit if it's not worth the money.
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>>24708049
But you can't even afford a Subway sandwich more than once a week. Not to mention a trip to Japan. You're a poorfag.
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>>24708139
Well if you have no talents hobbies interests goals or dreams then perhaps you're better off being a McSlave earning Jew tokens to fund those of us with the mental capacity to finesse the pleasurable comfy trappings of NEETdom to utilize our time in meaningful creative and productive ways. It's a symbiotic relationship, really. I'm glad you found where you fit.
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>>24708175
For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Or what shall a man give in return for his soul?


CHECK

AND

MATE
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>>24708144
That's the same reason heroin junkies shoot up.
>too late
:^)

Welcome to hell, new friend.
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>>24708216
>Implying wagies have the time to consider profound philosophical implications.

Tick-Tock wagie, 9am in 2mins. Gotta make Mr Shekelstein richer today.
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>>24708216
I have money AND my soul. One thing I don't have is my virginity.
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These threads are pure gold
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How do I into autismbux?
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>>24708252
Lying on the internet won't make you feel any better
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Good thread guys good thread

See you at the tick-tock
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>>24708277
Why would I lie to a bunch of fat autistic penniless virgins?
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>>24708425
Only you can answer that wagie
Mad perhaps?
Or perhaps you are lying mostly to yourself?
Tick tock look at the clock lmao!
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>>24707021
if being a neet is better, why are most of them so depressed/suicidal?
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>>24708466
This entire board is wrapped in delusion and denial.
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Suck my "wageie" cock vomit-monster. I can do all the things neets do all day and get maximum jew points for it. All I have to do is make my product and irl troll untill trucks show up to my doors with loads of cash. I'm half drunk and posting on the Chan right now while I wait for the normies to literally pay me for a product that cost nothing. Then to sleep off my drunken night of revelry and wake up to purchase rough sex from the classiest whore backpage has to offer. Enjoy your subway you pauper. Self employed is master race I will never go NEET again.
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>>24708466
>>24708535
dont know about any other anons but i'd rather be a depressed neet than a depressed wageslave
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>>24708466
Because the only thing keeping these neets from killing themselves is the delusion that they have any value in the world, indeed they think they have even more than the employed.
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>>24706778
That dude with the afro at the Ralph's downtown that bagged my groceries did a good job. My ice cream sandwiches were in perfect condition when I got home.
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>>24708551
Make believe is fun for kids, but we are all men here.
Better catch some shut eye, the 6:00am shift at McDonalds is fast approaching.
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>>24708561
Projecting again wagie?
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>>24707718

Mr. Shekelsberg convinced you that going outside costs money. What a racket. Oh wagey, what will you fall for next?
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>people still think that this is a mem

LMAO! THANKS FOR THE MULLA WAGEKEKS
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>grew up government cheese can't afford even a phone poor
>got really well paying job through hard work
>still a virgin at 21 because you could never afford a car, phone, a healthy diet, or dates
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>>24708637
*government cheese poor
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>>24706930
>have 3d printer
>just 3d print all of my christmas presents
>family is happy because 3d printed shit is a novelty and I'm happy because I used 700 grams of plastic to make my christmas presents

wow that was hard
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>>24708175

You have only 2 weeks of real freedom per year you Kek, you coulnd't stay in japan all day even if you wanted to.
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>WORK

WILL YOU EVER FUCKING LEARN YOU JEWISH PEON? LMAO!!!!
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>>24708637

>wageslaves think that they live a desirable life.
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>>24708670
Joke's on you, I have actually booked a trip to Japan. Going in 2 weeks. Business class naturally since I'm not a poorfag neet. Easy because I get 5 weeks of paid vacation per year.
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>>24708708
fuckin jews
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>>24708729

You will still not be staying all day a year there. You will be back to serfing in 5 weeks.
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>>24708729
Japan, the miserable wageslave capital of the world. Home of the 75-hour work week.

You know the internet is a thing now. You can use it to meet japanese people, get japanese food, learn about japanese culture, listen to japanese music and see japanese sites from the comfort of your own home.
- but you're right, you can SMELL japan for the low low price of many hours of slavery's worth of jew tokens.

But i guess if your idea of leisure is escaping your home, then i suppose it is not so comfy.
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>>24708798
I have a nice and relaxed job. In fact I am at work right now. Jealous that I ger paid big bucks while you are dependent on meager handouts from mommy?
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>>24708729
>Only going for 2 weeks
As a NEET I was able to stay the maximum duration of my visa, 3 months.
Those were my last two trips anyways.

The Nihonese (thats Japanese for you baka gaijins) have a great cultural affinity with NEETs, in fact it's where the lifestyle originated from.
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>>24708811
>y-you can totally experience Japan without leaving the basement!

Kek. That's pitiful, even by /r9k/ standards.
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>>24708814

>nice and relaxed job.
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>>24708814
Nightshift at Walmart?
I didn't know they let you have phones on your break.
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>>24708811

Beautiful post, anon.

Now about that photo...?
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>>24708833
>experience

WHAT JEWISH SCHEME WILL YOU FALL FOR NEXT WAGEKEK? AHAHAHHAHA
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>>24708842
Excellent picture friend.
An accurate depiction of the wageslave's conundrum
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>>24708729
>He's only spending two weeks

What's wrong c.uck Mr Shekelberg only willing to give you that? What a fucking sad tourist lmao.
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>>24708833
Didn't say you could experience japan. I pointed out 5 or 6 specific aspects of japan you could experience.

I agree with you that there's nothing like the smell of a japanese businessman sleeping next to a hobo so he doesn't lose important wagekucking hours going home. Truly innovative those japs.

Take your trip. You earned it
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What if you work for the government? Then you aren't making Mr Bernstein any richer, you are contributing to the wellbeing of your fellow countrymen. And getting paid. Is that better?
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>>24708851
I'm a highly paid specialist. I can shitpost from my office all I want.
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>>24708816
>lying on the internet

You have never even left your home state.
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>>24708816
>>24708842
>>24708851
>>24708871
>>24708890
>>24708916
C-C-C-C-COMBO!

Wagekeks btfo! Post after post of pure win with zero retaliation!
Another flawless victory my friends!
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>>24708944

>HE'S A HIGHLY SPECIALISED SLAVE!
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>>24708857
Nice. Though i imagine they may just stop bragging about escaping their lives to japan specifically.
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>>24708941
The best is when you get people posting who actually work for the government doing the handout stuff. They can actually deny neetbux to the fake autists. Nothing scares neets more.
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>>24708967
The samefagging is strong in this one.
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>>24708944
>Highly paid specialist

So finally trained to use the RF scanner?
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>>24706778
Keep it up wagekeks! I'll be going to Popeye's for lunch and I need someone to make my tendies!
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I see the NEETs go very quiet on the subject of government employment. Doesn't fit your wagekuk meme does it?
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>>24708999
I would ask you to refrain from referencing non-Subway restaurants in wagekuck threads. I do Not want to have to tell you again.

Please consider a handcrafted custom chicken tender sub made by a trained certified sandwich artist. Thank you.
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>>24709045
Subway is not a good choice for those of us with social anxiety. I find it very hard to communicate what I want and often get what I don't want. Popeye's is much more simple as I can just say "5 spicy tendies" and get what I want.
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I love being public sector master race. NEETs have literally no answer.
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>>24709089
that's fair. i apologize. i just feel very strongly about subway for obvious reasons. you are right though. i was out of line.

please accept this photo of a typical wageslave "lunchbreak" meal as my sincerest apology.
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>>24709123
I love being in a relaxed and highly paid job. Neets literally have no answer.
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>>24709133
It is definitely okay. I understand how great subway can be. I have had someone bring me a sub before and it was quite delicious! I understand your devotion to the company.
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>>24708811
is that what an uncut looks like when flacid?
it looks like someone amputated his dick
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>>24709123

Public sector is dominated by women (it's always the first industry to be co-opted by feminists), totally dominated also by feminist HR policies, and your room to breathe and express an opinion as a man is severely curtailed, effectively castrating you.

You're effectively court eunuchs, and you ultimately work for me - I don't do anything and can express myself freely all day long on r9k, while you're suffering through intolerable pink-haired female bosses to administer the very support I receive.

But seriously, as a NEET I don't have any problem with people living a life that I consider slavery. If you enjoy it, go for it.
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>>24709196
As a neet you are a slave to the government and your parents. But at least you seem like a happy slave. You would not even run away if they accidentally left your cage door open.
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>tfw tranny wageslave
I sure love swiping barcodes over the scanner, smiling at normies all day and taking their money!! Thanks for putting me to work!!
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>>24709235
>a slave that doesn't have to do anything or be anywhere that doesnt fit his absolute whimsical prerogative
you have worked yourself retarded
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>>24709235

The typical definition of a slave is a person who's legally 'owned' by another and is forced to work for them.

The government doesn't legally 'own' me anymore than someone who works, but the government DOES claim ownership over a certain amount of income produced by the worker, while it claims no ownership over anything I produce. So a worker is more of a slave to the government, and ultimately to NEETs.
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>>24709293
And the uh work..
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>>24708708
Insurance was charged almost all of that, he just had a co-pay. Sorry, you had a kid, which is a big-boy thing to do and now you have to play the big-boy games. Literally everyone knows that children are expensive to birth.
Hospitals charge that much because a large portion of hospital patients have no insurance and no intention or ability to pay (i.e niggers); so the price is massively inflated and billed to insurance to make ends meet.
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>>24709293
You are a slave to the government since if they kill your autismbux, you will starve to death.
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>>24709632
>kill your autismbux
love this meme
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>>24709632
Because they give us something we're slaves? We're not doing anything for it. The work is the main part of slavery.

We are more akin to kings being paid homage. You are severely misinformed as to your over-inflated sense how often disability gets cancelled in the us of a.
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>>24709680
They are making you beg for it. That's your job, being a beggar. And you can get fired from that job.
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>>24706778
This is a fun idea. I appreciate their hard work because it funds my tendiebuxful lifestyle.
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>>24708595
It's 6:00am now... sorry just had to help load up my product and collect my sweet sweet payment. Had fun trolling the delivery guys and counting my scheckles. The whole time knowing I'm selling normies roadkill and perhaps feeding a NEET pet or two.....Vomit monsters
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Have any of you realized yet that most people don't work because they want to?

You keep denying that this is all a meme, but the foundation of it is delusional that I can't imagine it not still being one
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>>24706778
I get paid 35% of after tax revenue. Boss makes 15-20% profit after deducting expenses.
I live comfortably and only need to work 6 days a month.
Being a first-world wagekek ain't so bad, seems like an ok deal.
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you know, neet vs wagekek threads got me thinking. what if you were the boss? completely hypothetical of course. would you still be a kek?
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>>24710196
According to the neetkeks, yes. I am the boss, but I do have a boss as well.
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YOU SLAVE AWAYYY
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YOU WON'T LET ME DOWN
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>>24706778
Thanks to you guys, I'll never have to work a day in my life.
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Guys, I'm freaking out here, my parents have cut me off and the government is no longer giving me neetbux.

HELP.
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>NEETs will live longer as they aren't subjected to constant stress as the wagekeks are, and can spend their entire life relaxing, not putting any strain on their bodies
Are NEETs the next stage in evolution?
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Guys how kek am I?

>Be me, 26 year old therapist
>set own schedule, never work before 11 am
>work 3 days, 25 total hours
>reimbursed $35/hr for medicaid clients, $45/hr for private insurance
>nothing but cozy sweaters
>hardly paperwork
>comfy couches and my.big comfy chair
>literally just listen and be condescending

How bad do I have it?
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>>24712214
Give me the bux senpai
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>>24708708
A $500 co-pay isn't bad for the birth of your fucking kid- you're going to pay more for diapers in the first year alone.

>Has to use both weeks of vacation to be with his kid

That's why the U.S. needs mandatory maternity and paternity leave. Paternity leave is so often glossed over but is extremely important for so many reasons.
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>>24706778
Only retards and teenagers work at McDonald's
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>>24706778
NEETs and mooches should be executed and I can't wait till we get a republican in office that will take away all of their autismbux
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>working morning shifts at a pub
>dead hours
>free drinks and still get paid just to keep an eye on the place
>good terms with boss who is chill as fuck
Feels alright
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>>24706968
another day another penny hahaha
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*siiiiiiiiiiip* Ahhhhh....

Oh hello there wagekeks.

I made a video showing all of you have appreciative I am for everything you do:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnX9lXbxqM
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>NET
>only going to school but getting a full scholarship and government money because family is poor
>getting paid money to go to school and get decent grades (at a fucking community college too, kek)
>mommy thinks im a good boy for going to school and doesn't make me pay rent or utilities and lets me do whatever I want
>only have to show up for an hour a day at most, four days a week
MMMMMMMMMMMM, I think I'm gonna stop at subway after class. can anyone recommend a good template I should hand to the artist?
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>>24707149
Because you have no self respect. Waggie
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some anon posted this in another thread, a good way to make a wageslaves life a living hell~
>fill cup with ice and water up to about halfway
>put postcard along the rim of the glass tightly holding it
>quickly flip it over and press it against the table before any of it leaks out of the postcard
>slip the postcard out and leave it there
>wagie has to clean up your spill spill and he knows there's nothing he can do about it, but he'll still try (and fail) to empty the cup without spilling

alternatively load your cup up with ice and flip it so that it melts into freezing icewater. bonus points if you do it with an opaque plastic cup like they have at mcdiddies so that the wagie can't see the water inside of it before he lifts it up
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>sell drugs
>occasional liquor store robberies
>steal what i can
>fuck loads of hot bitches because i always have shitloads of money
>probably going to fuck your mom during a home invasion and you won't do anything about it you pathetic NEET

Superior lifestyle, i am a modern day viking
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>>24713651
You're actually inferior to even the kuckiest of wagesluts and you probably have a list of convictions, drug addicted nigger
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>>24713251
AHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>24713175
Duuuude I'm gonna do this once I get my NEETpartment in a couple months. Government funded housing, of course. Community college will be easy as fuck for me too because /superiorintellect/. How much do you get paid vs the actual cost of tuition?
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>>24713651
kill yourself my man
you have no reason for existing
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>>24713175
>Mommy lets me do whatever I want
That's pretty impressive, anon. How many other grown men can say the same thing?
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>>24713143
You have a very elegant way of speaking, fellow neet. Have you ever considered motivational speaking? I believe with the proper platform you could revolutionize the way wagesluts view the world.
God bless and as always, enjoy your day off :^)
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>NEETbux came in today
t-thanks wagecukks
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>>24714442
How are you gonna celebrate? Subway?
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>>24713251
Now I know your trick I'll just have a postcard behind the bar so I can just flip it back around
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>>24713251
Will this work for a cup of piss?
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>>24715274
The brilliance of this strategy is that won't work wagie.
But don't take my word for it, try it yourself!

>>24715454
Absolutely! Thank you for asking!
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>average NEET
>no social skills since they spend all their time alone, stunting them emotionally and mentally
>this is compounded by the fact any conversation they will have will go to shit if the person asks "what do you do?"
>no practical skills such as driving or cooking
>shit/non-existent sleeping pattern means they have no focus and probably feel like shit 24/7
>can't handle pressure since they have never been under any, so things like walking to the store make them nervous
>usually out of shape from bad diet and little exercise
>completely unemployable because of the large gap in their CV, meaning if the autismbucks go away, they're on the street or, at best, cleaning the toilets in mcdonalds
>would take over 2 months to save $1000, something a wagey earns in a couple weeks
>in a constant downward spiral, the longer they stay neet, the less likely they will ever be able to branch out and grow into a decent human being

>average wagey
>pretty good at talking to people because their job requires them to
>even if you have a shit job in a supermarket people respect you more than an unemployed NEET because at least you're making an effort
>develop a number of practical skills at your job that will help you throughout your life
>very good sleeping pattern means they feel fresh pretty much all day, except for first thing in the morning
>good under pressure, meaning they're much more capable of doing things without feeling nervous or unsure
>constantly climbing the employment ladder, even in an dead end job you are securing yourself a slightly better paying job just by being there and getting decent references
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>>24716920
Didn't ready This because it was too tedious. Too much like work
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>>24706778
I just got laid off a few hours ago along with everyone else at my plant. Company went bankrupt. I've never taken unemployment and I never want to. But finding a decent job again will be difficult because I'm socially awkward and don't interview well.

I don't want to be a NEET, but for some reason I lack to drive to take care of myself and others like normies do. I'm thinking about taking a trip somewhere nice overseas while I still have some money, and then killing myself.
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What will NEETs do when the day of the rope comes and welfare leeches start being lined up against the wall?
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Good afternoon NEETs!
Wagies are at work and the board quality is at a high.
But certainly there is no correlation right?
Wagies are good upstanding robots like us!
It must be a coincidence!
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>>24708662
> tfw no bro to make me 3d printed shit for holidays.

Feels surprisingly bad desu
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>>24708708
Medical costs are absolute bullshit in the US but /pol/kuks are too busy sucking off politicians that gladly take campaign contributions from big medical and pharma
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