Post our oneitis lads
>3-4 billion women on the planet
>oneitis
this is why you're alone.
>>24706478
me likey op I want a piece of that
>>24706478
The only one I want
>>24706478
your oneitis got a pig nose, senpai. oink oink, mothafucka.
>>24706595
pls r8 this nose m8
I will never be happy without a Joosten-tier gf
>>24706478
>oneitis
What is this?:^)NR*
>tfw grew up in nigger school
I wish I had a girl to dream about, you guys have the cutest crushes
All I want is h-h-her.
>>24706823
Shes been through a transition bro.
>>24706732
Is that michael jackson?
Can't get my mind off her.
>>24706906
>star of david
>>24706906
That smile though.
The one and only for me... at least for now
>>24706935
>>24706931
Buckteethed men-hating asian jew. And I wouldn't want her any other way.
If I made my oneitis cry is that a good thing or a bad one?
>>24706906
>>24706992
That's the bitch from iCarly I swear to fucking god.
>>24706946
Nice eyes.
>>24706946
Why the FUCK can't I find a girl with this haircut. It's so fucking qt.
>>24706946
sims character/10
>>24706946
wowowowoeeee
>>24706478
A bit boyish.
>>24706592
Past her prime.
>>24706823
Would accuse you of rape just for touching her.
>>24706906
Yeah, I'd have nightmares too.
>>24706946
Looks legit crazy.
r9k sure knows how to pick em
>>24707014
go to any art department/school ever there are hundreds
>>24706946
10/10 with a better haircut
>>24706992
She is a qt
>>24706906
>>24706992
>>24707011
SEE??Heres your content you fucking bot
op post more shes my new waifu
>>24707025
do me cuz
>>24707088
Hipster, claims to be not like the other girls when she is exactly like the other girls. As interesting as that photo.
too bad she's dead tbhfamdesu
>>24706946
>>24707058
>>24707025
>>24707024
>>24707019
>>24707014
>>24707011
>not knowing who alterhacker is
newfags pls
I don't know if I even still have one. I think somewhere in the last ten years I moved from still being depressed over her to just wanting to be loved in general, and I'm only noticing it now.
>>24707127
I started using 4chan a week ago. It's so weird haha
>>24706906
Where does she live? I'm gonna steal your oneitis from you, T B H F A M
>>24707127
Sad world we live in
>>24707063
I don't see it desu senpai;_;
>>24707119
Srssly
>>24707127
Why would anyone here know about some instagram slut?
>>24707127
Where did I imply that I don't know who she is? I just said I can't find a girl with her haircut where I live.
>>24707193
She's really cute. Does she know you like her?
>>24707127
>caring about a literal nobody
here's your reply
>>24707208
because theres 60 threads about this slut on this board everyday.
>>24707222
Nope. The fact that she only dates jews (which I am not) hurts every day. I don't think I could go full goy for her.
>>24707107
not bad sinpie
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>>24707252
cute
>>24707274
what on earth is this thing
This rare qt
>>24707334
>rare
>generic hipster slut
>>>/mu/
>>24707334
She's so out of 99% of guys leagues. It's so depressing.
Would eat her entire anus/10
aspodkp12ji039uh
>>24707288
The free spirit I wish I could be
>>24707380
You sure thats a girl, son?
>>24707359
She's not even qt tbqh, she has an annoying face
I would post mine but I thinkBenbrowses here.
>>24706906
What race mixture is that?
>>24707380
obvious tranny is very obvious
>>24707406
The rare combination of "Ayy" and "Lmao"
>>24707403
Personal taste maybe. I wouldn't feel justified in asking her out.
>>24707119
only QT in this thread
>>24707421
You shouldn't need to seek justification from other people. I can understand you being afraid of boring her or not meeting her expectations then losing her but if that's the mindset then you wouldn't be ready for a relationship anyway.
>>24707392
doesnt matter to me desu
>tfw you will never be the heir to Hokuto Shinken and impress ladies with your techniques
eggfem
Why do you guys make up words for the most common shit? You have a crush on someone. That's it. Calling it a "oneitis" is tumblr levels of special snowflake language.
>>24707470
dat nose doe 123
>>24707485
>implying oneitis is new
lots of new friends today
>>24707485
Pipe down nerd.
Reply to this post if you're a faggot and kekold.
Don't reply if you're an asshole jew gayboi nigger.
>>24707485
This is Tumblr: the board after all anon.
Its all for funsies
Youre a bore
>>24707485
Because these chicks are the only ones we think about, or talk to if we have the luck. We can't shake 'em, we can't move on. They are the one for us.
>>24707493
It's literally a redditpill term
>>24707485
fucking newfag.
oneitis has always been 4chan vocabulary
>>24707498
If you're reading this then you will die in exactly 12 hours. This curse will only affect the person who made the post I replied to.
>being btfo this hard
>>24707485
Agreed, that and all the weeb shit like desu and senpai. Also that fucking reee thing is just downright retardation.
Original Text #666
>>24707525
No it hasn't. Get out.
An anon can only dreamI'm a sucker for chicks with glasses
>>24707528
I read this but I wasn't who you replied to so I won't die. But I do need to point out you're a faggot and a kek so the dead guy wins in the end tbqh
>>24707274
reminds me of a girl i met in wa. she was nice to me.
>>24707558
Nah ur gonna die lol soz
>>24707535
All right all right kiddies have had their fun, time for bed now
I grew out of oneitis when I left HS, but I still creep up on her occasionally.
>>24707119
Noooo how'd she die? She so qt
>>24707450
Well yeh that's basically it. I've got terrible self confidence so I don't feel ready for one honestly. When I can feel good about myself maybe I'll start looking.
>>24707574
I want to die neway so we good
Sorry bout the fag kek thing tho hope it works out for ya
Blonde on the left
Proper autismo and she can hardly speak english, it's so cute
this shit is mostly lighting and makeup.
Good skin and no blemishes is a must.
Now for oneitis, it's fucking stupid. Don't make up imaginary people in your brain. She probably has boring hobbies or is lazy.
>>24707614
You're the one behind her amirite
>>24707632
>t. shitposter
shut the fuck up and go back to reddit
>>24707632
>She probably has boring hobbies or is lazy
good, we're compatible.
>>24707636
Nope, that's her italiano familiano or whatever
>>24706478
Does anyone else not find girls attractive anymore?
LAD
came so many buckets
>>24707516
Honestly either shut the fuck up until you get a little more familiar or just leave now, tbqphwy newly acquired friend and family member
Not my oneitis anymore, but she was.
>>24707644
it's true. you guys build up these girls in your head. You have no idea what they are really like.
>>24707389
anon we're all free spirits
you just have to learn to walk
>>24707632
>not knowing the difference between a waifu and oneitis
Holy shit I'm not gonna say it again, get familiar before you fucking post. It's disrespectful.
Waifus are 2D and imaginary
Oneitis are real life obsessions
>>24707695
I am familiar already and I'm tellling you it's from the red pill. But whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>24707690
fucking WHY
she looks like a garbage can had sex with a bulldog
>>24707736
stfu fagt ur an idiot i own u
>>24707757
Listen to me cutie pie. I know you. You're 17 years old and you've been coming here for at most 3 days now. I am telling you, you are better off forgetting about this cesspool and sticking with reddit. It is an absolute blessing to not be familiar. It means you can still turn around and save yourself
>>24707792
christ
the fuck is that
>>24707736
Bitch I cum big all over your mom
>>24707757
This place will change you and then it is hard to change back. Just close the window. Close it and go to /r/blackpeopletwitter then go to bed
I have been in love with this Chad for 3 years. He has moved on, is dating a stacy now and rarely even texts me back anymore but I stalk his facebook everyday and even made a fake snapchat to add him.
Just thinking about some how other girls get to be with him makes me wanna die.
The one for me lads
>>24707697
>anymore
what happened? I can already tell you that she looks like a heartbreaker
>>24707843
He's dyel and ugly
>>24707838
>>24707802
Did I trigger you with the fact that you've been unintentionally using the a reddit term? :^)
>>24707843
what do you think you're doing?
>>24707877
GET OUT NORMIE SCUMBAG ERRRRRRRR
>>24707769
Grimes had sex with a bulldog??? What?
>>24707853
Damn she's ugly
Ftb
>>24707843
fembot here awh hes cute
>>24707525
>oneitis has always been reddit vocabulary
Fixed for you.
/fit/ learned it from reddit and it got carried over to this board
>>24707792
You're the keked guy who was spamming her and suggesting she's "lost her looks" from her hard bodybuilding fuck sessions, right?
>>24707792
She'll crash and burn anon, just wait.
Is she my oneitis because I think she'd make a good gf?
mine married an ugly asian
>>24707915
Fembots have really bad taste in men, holy shit. Here is one of my local chads compared to that ugly faggot
>tfw no white/chinese/cambodian jew princess gf
>>24708011
They both look very pretentious and annoying
>tfw don't even have oneitis anymore
>>24708011
damn he really is one ugly asian, don't worry anon you don't want someone with that poor taste anyway
>>24707857
I don't know. I kinda did something and I suspect that it broke her heart. She was very closed off, so she wouldn't tell me what's wrong. We kinda drifted apart after that.
>>24708161
>choosing a robot over a probably rich asian
in the end, shes going to divorce him, take half his shit, and birth chad's spawn.
I'd post mine but I don't want any of you disgusting normies and chads to pump and dump her or get nudes
>not like she's already a roastie whooreplz kill me I love her so much
I haven't been able to find another girl attractive for years.
>>24707943
She kinda looks like a younger version of the woman I'm after. I've been chasing my professor. I suspect that she finds me attractive, but there's a big age difference.
>>24706592
looks familiar
does she live in thailand?
qswssww
How do you pronounce "oneitis"?
>>24708357
Oh- nay itt izz
>>24708357
wun-aye-tis
had a crush on her high school
>>24708357
one-i-tiss
>>24708093
This desu. There's only memories left of when I had one. Funny thing I didn't even take a chance.
>>24708558
her in prom
>>24708292
RIP my chess qt
One day we can watch all those shitty shows you like together ;____;
>>24706478
Already had a thing with her. It ended though. I think about her everyday. Its so painful.
>>24708210
Go for it or you'll always regret it
>tfw you will never sniff her hair while she sleeps
>>24708011
>you're oneitis is a guy
>being a faggot
>All these low-teir bitches
do you guys even know what cute is?
>>24709074
Well, I want a relationship with someone, and I suspect that she does as well. I just don't think that it'd last, so I don't think that I should. I still talk to her outside of class and she gives me sweet looks with her pretty brown eyes. I wish I were older and more successful. She's a doctor too.
A 31 year old doctor with a 22 year old student would never work.
>>24706478
there is none. Which is the worst tbqh family
>my oneitis and I spend almost every waking moment together
>we frequently sleep in the same bed
>spend sleepless nights looking at her sleep
>last night she grabbed my hand while she was sleeping
>tfw she worke up for a short instant and pushed me away with all her strength
Since we got drunk and almost had sex she puts all her might on not touching me at all.
I don't know why I'm still spending time with her, it's destroying me.
>>24709047
quite hideous 2bh
>>24709212
Been through both. Had oenitis and was sure that I'd never get over her. Now she is gone and college fucked me up so bad that it took me one month to fully forget about her.
>mfw now I just feel empty
>mfw it's just as bad
>>24707252
I like the one on the right
She seems like she has an irritating voice, but is very smart, with a great sense of humor
>>24709281
Yeah she's not great honestly, but still
>all these 4/10 oneitits'
How can you fags not get these girls?
>>24709348
>she's not great honestly
how sad is your life when you're not even that attracted to the girl you're obsessed with?
>>24709362
I think it's because they all seem really nice and caring
>>24709397
Pretty sad m8
Pretty sad
Can your oneitis be your ex
>>24709362
Wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
>>24709362
FUCK OFF YOU NORMIE CUNT WE'RE BELOW 4/10S OURSELVES
>tfw your oneitis has the worst fucking taste ever
>>24707853
Makeup/10
>>24707943
Alright/10
>>24708011
Fucking hell/10
>>24708292
She plays chess/10
>>24708558
Secret murderer/10
>>24709064
Lol/10
>>24709348
Dat smile/10
>>24706478
Oneitis as in one night stand or the one girl you're obsessing over.
Had Oneitis over this bitch for a while.
>>24709902
granny/10
>>24707245
Seriously man, into the trash she goes etc. It's 2015, who isn't anti-semitic these days?
>>24709397
Because at one point she probably gave you affection and you saw a future with her that was more realistic than the perfect 10s you fapped to on fb.
>tfw perfect qt
Keeping this pic makes me want to die
>>24706478
8.5/10 qt
>>24706592
4/10 this hag's face is melting ffs, maybe she was a 6 two decades ago
>>24706906
4/10, fugly, weird-shaped face, chink teeth, jew
>>24706946
7/10 hipster haircut and crazy eyes, proceed with caution
>>24707088
3/10 fat, ugly "fashionable" glasses, dyke haircut, trying too hard, lucky for her all of that is fixable
>>24707119
9.25/10 top-shelf qt. but the unnatural hair color is a red flag. is she really dead? F
>>24707274
4.5/10 why the long face?
>>24707334
6.5/10 generic high-maintenance basic slut, fucktoy-only
>>24707377
5/10 mediocre face, shitty tattoo, fat arm
>>24707380
4/10 scene slut, ugly haircut, ugly face, ugly make-up
>>24707389
5.5/10 weird-shaped body, alright face, skinnyfat, thin in all the wrong places
>>24707463
6/10 facial structure a little weird
>>24707470
4/10 nigga pls. dat nose, dat cemetery face, dat lack of care. I like pale brunettes but she's just... lazy with her looks.
>>24707576
8.5/10.Top qt, very feminine. Nice picture too.
>>24707538
7.5/10 disgusting nails and visual. looks petite. turbo-slut. Fucktoy-only, throw her around, use and abuse.
>>24707614
7.5/10 Looks alright, but autism
>>24707690
5/10 Did a bird nest on her head? Feminazi haircut, unnatural hair color. Also crazy eyes. Red flags everywhere, do not bang.
>>24707697
6/10 basic slut, at least she's properly groomed
>>24707853
4/10 those eyebrows, that makeup, those nose rings. Disgusting redflags, probably a feminazi. Absolutely ruined her natural looks.
>>24707943
7/10 kiiinda cute but the hair mismatching her eyebrows makes it weird
>>24708292
6/10 young yet her face is already melting down those bulldog cheeks
>>24708011
5/10 basic bitch, double-chin, barely married already starting to get fat
>>24708558
5/10
>>24709064
4/10 manjaw, poor hair+skin genetics
>>24709120
7/10 would watch her camwhoring
>>24709348
Hi Mr. Leno
>>24709902
4.5/10 This bitch is like 40.. Fake eyelashes, thousand-cock stare AND crazy eyes
>>24709958
This 2bh ma familia
>>24707119
Story? 88
>>24709989
Honestly, chad has the ratings right.
These girls are shit you guys, have some taste; the entire internet is out there
Maybe if it's out of people you know these choices would be somewhat excusable, but a greater qt perspective would still stop you from falling for them
>>24709989
>Chad
>implying chad is this autistic
>>24709930
>>24709989
>24709902
She's 33. Met this chick when she was in 9th grade 17 years ago and she still looks exactly the same.
I drove through her town and texted her to hang out. She never responded.
>>24709989
Was it worth spending half an hour rating people you'll never meet?
>>24710055
>Met this chick when she was in 9th grade 17 years ago and she still looks exactly the same.
Objectively incorrect.
She looks like she has ridden the cock carousel for ALL those 17 years while out in the sun, making sure she fucked up her skin as much as possible.
There's no youth or innocence left in here.
>>24710055
I think she's cute. Must be my fetish for freckles
Tbqh
Original posting and posting original posts
>inb4 red flags hurrdurr
>>24710135
>24709902
Can you even compete with her normiefag bf?
>>24710187
fuck, greentexted quote wasn't meant to be there
>>24710187
You don't know I'm not her normalfag bf, s-senpai ;_;
I haven't seen a single oneitis with tig bitties in this thread besides Alterhacker. I prefer small tits too, but I'm really starting to think it's a robot thing.
>>24710255
Small tits look innocent
Oneitis is innocent
>>24710255
They're alright
>>24709989
>>24709930
It's funny that you guys would say she looks old. Even though she's only 33, in this pic she looks old as fuck. Pic related.
>>24710134
Yeah. Her eyes and face makes me go crazy. I'd fuck her for hours.
>>24710107
She's divorced already.
It's upsetting that everyone here keeps saying how she looks like she's taken a ton of cock. Because I've sent her a pic of my 8 inch cock via text and she said it was not appreciated and deleted me from fb. And I saw her flirt with this black dude in 9th grade, so I know she could possibly be into ethnic Latino men like me. :-\
Is it weird I don't have a oneitis?
I could pull up some girl I crushed on for maybe a month or most, but it doesn't seem right giving her them that title if I stopped thinking or caring about them soon after.
I just have nobody to desire and every person I meet/see just doesn't click with me.
>>24710311
Crushes aren't oneitis.
>been 4 years since hs
>forgot about her
>never felt such an obsession since
>see this thread
>find it hard to remember why i was so in love with her
>check normiebook, one of my 8 friends liked a photo of her
>there she is 4 years aged staring at me in the middle of the night
aaaand now I remember
>>24710356
Post pic, familam
her
every time
forever and always
no exceptions
no ifs
no buts
>>24710392
gross
filthy
she just blocked me out for no reason
>>24710392
She's beautiful, but she looks like she has been around the block a couple times.
>>24710392
Now THAT'S a gigantic slut.
At least she's easy, go for it anon.
>>24710400
>>24710413
>>24710415
she's not like the other girls
:^)
this reply is not like the other replies either
:^)
>>24707119
i'd cum into her corpse
>>24710446
dat look of absolute CRAVING for attention and validation
she's not like other girls alright, she's worse
probably seen more cock than most public urinals, and more vagina than you
>tfw oneitis gets back with her ex yet again
>>24707843
>file deleted
justice has been served
>>24710494
i don't think you've quite got what i was trying to say, anon.
;^) I would kill everyone in this thread, just to talk with her again
>>24710510
Who cares about your inane b/s? She wants the cock milk and she'll clearly take it from just about anybody, why not you?
>>24710525
used-up soccer mom/10
is this a nice grill?
the best of em all
> yfw she browses /r9k/
> yfw she could probably masturbate to your dead body
> yfw she has an amazing ass
> tfw no gf lads desu
Jesus Christ, /r9k/ has absolute shit taste in women.
>>24710616
I haven't posted in this thread, but could you explain why?
Most of these girls aren't *that* attractive. I'd even say that most robots are on the same attractiveness level as these girls, but they all want Chad.
>>24710611
i bet her asshole smells real nice
>>24709989
Wow, this si actually accurate.
>>24709989
Can... Can you rate me?
This thread makes me really dislike women. So much so that I just want to curl up and never speak to another. Too insecure for this shit desu.
>mfw I right next to my oneities right now.
>>24710616
>implying we could get better
I save all her snaps...
>>24710616
It's only fitting. 5/10 guys going for 3/10 chicks.
>>24710766
Fucking this
>3/10 chicks going for 8/10 guys
>>24710810
lol fool
>>24707555
yes plzfuck these rules
Are you all in high school? I understand being attracted to a person but I don't know how you can put so much mind to a single woman. I had 1 crush in HS but nothing came of it and not a single woman has caught my eye beyond fleeting attraction.
>>24709406
Things *might* get better anon.
>>24710836
>but I don't know how you can put so much mind to a single woman
You don't belong here
>>24710783
Such is life. A hole is a hole for Chad. I'm not even mad anymore.
>>24710525
god she's ugly
>>24707943
she is pretty good luck anon
>>24707485
fuck off newfag retard
The blonde girl in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEveqERobxY
Why is she so fucking perfect?
Why can't I have her?
Why is this world so cruel?
>>24710842
Why even care when none of that attention comes back? I'm KHV and I neither talk nor think of women because theres no point.
>>24711009
I want to be swallowed alive by the blonde girl and digested inside her stomach.
I want to Nurish her perfect body.
>>24711060
I want her to digest my cum each and every day.
I want to hold her gorgeous healthy blonde hair and force my dick into her beautiful pink mouth as she gags and struggles for air.
I want to fuck and finger and smell her ass every day before I go off to work. I want her to bear me five beautiful aryan children as a good obedient housewife.
>>24711009
>>24711060
u b a faget
>>24710564
yeah, cutest girl itt
>>24710616
with all the 10/10 threads im surprised youre just now realizing this
>>24706478
>tfw you will never be some qt girl's oneitis
>>24710564
ugly
>>24711425
Yeah, including your shit taste.
>>24707334
I agree with you 100%. I feel like the overwhelming feminist aura she presents is likely just due to the constant threats of rape and shit she gets. I mean, I'm by no means a feminist myself, but I can respect the fact that she wants to stop sexual violence against women. That's not some tinfoil patriarchy BS, that's a legitimate issue. 10/10, would wife any day. Her voice is amazing, her petite body is super qt and she seems like the kind of girl to want to get a top floor apartment in some medium sized city and make it into a loft where we spend the winter nights cuddled up on the couch overlooking the city lights. I mean, of course sex, but honestly, I'd rather cuddle with Lavren.
All of you nigger got SHIT taste, holy fuck.
Appreciate an actually beautiful woman.
>>24706478
> lads
>>/pakistan/
>>24709989
>8.5/10 qt
>for OP pic
>chad
>>24706478
One is the loneliest number...
>>24711753
Fuck Yeah! 2D for life!
>>24710285
>likes nuwho
mygf
fuck off robot this is original
>>24710597
i just want someone to get high and listen to lateralus with
>>24710290
>Because I've sent her a pic of my 8 inch cock via text and she said it was not appreciated and deleted me from fb. And I saw her flirt with this black dude in 9th grade, so I know she could possibly be into ethnic Latino men like me. :-\
OOOOO SHIT
>>24710564
She's pretty cure, but could use some new glasses.
>>24712083
lol feggit git rekt
I have literally pissed and shit on girls more attractive than your oneitises. Get some taste you slimy niggers.
Pic related
>>24712330
Why? What did I do, nigga?
I was almost friends with her once
>>24707690
the only real qt ITT I have to say
>>24712180
im theguyin the pic and same man
cant even get good weed around here
>>24710683
who the fuck are you mate how do u know me irl reveal yourself
>>24706478
>tfw my oneitises have all lasted a few months tops
do they even count as oneitises then?
>>24712932git gud @ dota
>>24712414
Don't mind him, your oneitis looks legit bra.
Almost as nice as >>24707943 Which seems like an absolute 9/10 but could be camera angle.
>>24712970
Surely it degrades the worth for like fine wine your oneitis matures over time. Figuratively.
But as long as it is one femme I assume it technically still qualifies.
>>24710564
>>24710410
3rd pic
