So the other night I was dressed up and on Omegle pretending to be a qt girl. I like doing it because I have a feminine tummy and it's easy to fool horny guys into thinking I'm fingering myself under my panties. I've gotten really good at rolling around and positioning myself so that I can even take the panties off and spread my legs without showing cock.
I like getting all the guys on Omegle to jack off to me and then whip out my cock just as they cum, I'm 7 inches too so I'm usually larger than most of them.
Anyway the other night I was doing this, and I got connected to these two young boys sitting next to eachother with their cocks out and erect, slowly jerking off. They looked like 13. The moment they saw that "I was a girl" their faces lit up and like they just won the lottery.
I panicked and disconnected the chat really quickly. Did I miss out on an amazing opportunity, or did I dodge a huge bullet?
Could have been epic
>>24705775
You giant faggot! That was you?!!!
>>24705829
Really though. I probably could have made them do anything, kids were probably horny enough that they wouldn't even think I might have had a dick.
God damn, I wonder if I could have made them suck eachother off. They were already like pants down, legs touching.
Fuck that would have been amazing.
>>24705775
Post skype so I can see how cute you are
op are you gay
legitimate question
>>24705775
Is /r9k/ actually gayer than /lgbt/ somehow??
>>24705912
I'm really not cute. I don't even remotely pass as a girl, but with the right clothes, a blanket, and the right closeup webcam framing, I can fool people pretty well.
>>24705945
Extremely bi with an insatiable cock lust.
>>24705999
Probably.
>>24706018
I was in a similar situation to you too once I guess. I got chatting to this ridiculously cute 15 year old boy on Vampire Freaks (lel) and he kept flirting with me and sending me nudes and wanted to meet up and fuck. I decided against it because he seemed kinda unstable and might have blabbed to the wrong person. I was 19 at the time though so it wouldn't have been THAT bad, right?
>>24706018
will you be my boyfriend op plz
>>24706053
Depends on where you live. I'd never pursue relationships with somebody that age though, that's fucked.
This was just a completely unexpected perfect storm for me. I can't help but think about the potential I missed out on.
Like, I'm 90% sure I could have convinced those horny boys to suck each other off for me. Like imagine corrupting two young minds like that. Making them suck eachother's hard cocks. They'd be reluctant, but the moment one felt a mouth around his cock he'd be broken for sure. Imagine getting them addicted to eachother's little cocks, learning that they can make eachother feel better than they ever could on their own. And then whipping out my cock that's twice their size, attached to a feminine body that they were super attracted to, fresh off the rush of sucking a cock. It'd break them. They'd think about their middle school crushes having cocks like mine.
God damn, I'm certain I could have pulled that off. What a missed opportunity.
>>24706088
N-No.Not yet, I'm really trying to be cuter.
>>24706213
>God damn, I'm certain I could have pulled that off. What a missed opportunity.
Please kill yourself, this is why we can't have nice things, this is why sick fucks like you have a high suicide rate and are killed a lot, because you are basically trying to trick people into being aroused when you could simply look for people who are legitimately interested in your sexuality.
If I was even stupid enough to masturbate to a random person online, and I got tricked like that, I'd immediately start tracing your I.P, I'd spend the next months to years tracking you down, then I'd fucking kill you in the slowest most painful way I could fathom.
>>24706213
no op be my boyfriend now i demand it
OP what do you think of gokkun?
>>24706292
You sound well adjusted and not lusting for an excuse to slowly murder someone and watch the life drain from them.
>>24706018
>>24706213
>avataring with Inaba
ALL MY FAVOURITE GIRLS ARE USED BY SLUTS WHO WANT TO BE GAY
>>24706213
OP pls post pics of body :^)
>>24706292
Mindbreak is my fetish, I'm sorry. If it makes you feel better I legitimately get mindbroken when a cock is dangled in front of me. No lie, my brain melts and I stop being able to think or even form coherent sentences.
>>24706295
Not yet! I want all of me to be cute first!
>>24706329
I'd rather just get covered with cum and filled with it straight from a hard cock than drink it from a cup. Like this, http://a.pomf.cat/artjwi.mp4 I want somebody to do that to me.
>>24706510
Have tummy.
>>24706292
you sound really insecure senpai
>>24706529
That's very nice, bet you have a cute butt too.
ty OP.
>>24706529
I have a body similar to you but body and facial hair. T-thanks genetics.
;_;
>>24706529
You don't have any hips. You'll never be qt grill, sorry.
>tfw no trap body
>tfw no built Chad body
>tfw fat, unattractive body
why bother living?
>>24705999
At least we're not /fit/
>>24706573
Thank you. :3 It's waiting for you.
>>24706588
So do I silly, shave it or use http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Platinum-Shaving-Powder-Conditioning/dp/B00ZV8PE6G like I do.
>>24706619
Only thing between you and a Chad body is going to the gym t.b.h f.am
>>24706657
FUKKEN SAVED ;DDD
this comment is original desu
>>24706687
going to do this before i gain more weight and bridge the gap between chubby and fat
ty senpai
>>24706657
>tfw no guy will want to show you his butt in private because he thinks you're cute
>tfw no guy will jack off with you over skype because you turn him on so much
End me please.
>mfw I have never masturbated to a trap.
If somebody is dumb enough to jack off to omegle he deserves it.
How do the idiots react OP?
>>24706688
You would be surprised how many people don't even flinch and just continue jerking off, or just act like they expected it.
My favorites are the ones that go,
>Wait you are a guy?
I always say,
>No.
And they try to rationalize it like,
>Are you shemale?
>You have boobs yes?
>You're not a guy you're a shemale right?
As if that makes it less gay of them.
>>24706893
those are some really nice nails
>>24706893
That is a fine ass OP.
wouldpound/10
>>24706893Can I rub my dick on your balls like in >>24706719?
>>24706719
I want to do that with you anon, but I'm to nervous about how I look. When I look as cute as the boy in pic related you better be ready for me.
>>24706995
Self confidence is the most important thing to being happy in that sort of thing. Keep at it and I bet you'll be a qt.I have little to no self confidence so you might be better with another anon.
Too bad i already wasted a load tonight ;_;
>>24706893
Hnng. Nice ass and boipussy, would fuck everyday.
>>24706529
>>24706657
>>24706893
plz continue
