You know how some men are obsessed with Asian girls?
That is how I feel about Hispanic men. I love Hispanic men.
> dark hair
> dark features
> tan skin
> handsome faces
If the guy isn't fat and he is Hispanic, there is a 99.999% chance he is attractive.
All I want is a Hispanic husband.
> tfw you will never have a Hispanic guy to buy a cabin in Northern California by the ocean and the redwoods with to live together with
> tfw no Hispanic guy to buy you roses and protect you
I don't know who this is, but he can give me a massage any time.
You guys hear that?
It's the sound of silence as OP sits alone in HIS own thread.
>>24705388
I am a SHE you moron
Hispanic men are literally superior to every race of men out there in terms of looks and personalities.
>>24705423
>I am a SHE you moron
We believe you
>>24705451
if you're insecure about your height, just date girls like me
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>tfw qt american girls always had crushes on me when I lived in the states
Where are you from? Id be glad to give yog a masaje
>>24705512
I'm in the US in California I am too scared to go to Mexico due to a bunch of people telling me I would get kidnapped there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB63ztKnGvo
I swear after this music video came out all the bitches are suddenly attracted towards Hispanic men all of a sudden.
>>24705423
>I am a girl on the internet
Tits or gtfo
>mexianon getting pro-fished by tumblr
smugDonaldtrump
>>24705560
I never even watched this video or heard this song before
I just like Hispanic guys a lot
And that video is scary it's filled with devil imagery
>tfw you're hispanic and most girls won't lust for you
what are you?how much do you weigh
>>24705573
Everyone obsesses over Asian girls, I have a right to obsess over Hispanic guys too.
>>24705560
The more I watch this video, the more horrifying it is. Why do that lady's piercings shrink into her head? Does anyone not care that she is talking to a freaking goat's head? Why is she communicating with the devil? Has the media suddenly become overt in their devil worshiping?
>>24705628
I don't want to say my weight online. Everyone is going to call me fat. I am not fat. I look like this but I have more muscle and look a little skinnier.
>>24705423
You like Cubans too, mima?
>>24705651
>White
literally a walking stereotype. You're like the vanilla coke of c u ckoldry.
>>24705681
What else did you expect?
An abbo?
Is that xpeke?
>>24705678
yes, I like Cubans but I don't meet many here.
>>24705681
I am not white, that girl isn't me.
>>24705699
>xpeke
I don't know, but I googled xpeke and I want to marry him
>>24705719
That's actually the worst possible picture of him you could have found.
>>24705735
I am trying to accommodate to any men that are insecure on here so they don't get angry and think I only like buff guys
>>24705704
Are you an asian girl?
>>24705423
No we aren't. Take your fetish elsewhere, puta.
Pure Cuban from the island, with some years in Miami, ask me anything.
>>24705761
no I am Azerbaijani
>>24705779
How does it feel like to be a greasy marrano?
>>24705798
Jesus Christ IM GAY BUT DATE ME
>Born hispanic
>Whitest boy ever
>"your child is so beautiful" says every other mom to mine
>the little brothers of at least 4 other class mates get named after me
>they all hate my guts now
>>24705812
Having 100% Spanish ancestry beats being an indigenous mutt.
>>24705894
At least you can get girls anywhere in the world.
I would honestly hate to be any other ethnicity other than Hispanic, but the one thing that carries me down is just that we're becoming the new blacks of the US. Other than that, I really think it's a pretty nice life considering. It also helps I have a retardedly unique name, rare among Mexicans even.
>>24705910
>100% Spanish ancestry
top cvck
>>24705634
>I have a right
no you don't
>>24706032
And you are from?
>>24705290
y hello thar
>>24706020
Inb4 Eustacio
My father was VERY close to calling me Odisseo.
>>24705940
I get plenty of advances alright if i manage to spend a lot of time with them, but they never aproch me on theyr own, i guess they feel kinda threathened
>>24705290
Femanon or gaybot? Cuz only one can have a husband. Trolling aside.
What about a quarter hispanic?
Hey listen , if you got kik pic related its me, and im willing to meet you buy a cabin, start a life you will be pregnant within the month i promise you
I am Canadian and can honestly say I've never seen or met a Hispanic person in my entire life
Psshh... All women of every ethnicity secretly want well built Germanic males, fuck off with your lies
>>24706225
>5'10
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>>24706162
Lol nah, the name is Baltazar. It's biblical for one of the three wise kings that gave baby Jesus shit for his birthday, I think it was myrrh. So many nicknames I've lost count.
>>24705290
>If the guy isn't fat and he is Hispanic
they all get fat eventually
>>24705651
You are qt
>>24705290
Have you been to los Angeles they're all below 5'5
>>24705571
>posting that pic in a situation as trivial as this
Dont ever fucking post on 4chan again
>>24706352
>named after the nigger one of the three wise men
>>24706545
Those are mexicans
>>24706621
>wanting to be named after Casper the ghost
>wanting to be named after Melchior. Seriously, the fuck is a mel-kwar
>wanting to be named a stereotypical shitskin name
I think I'm content anon
>>24706593
Confirmed for short shitskin. This only thread only makes hispanic men like you look bad you know.
>>24705651
>chubby ugly spic lover
WELL I NEVER
>If the guy isn't fat
well fuck
>>24705719
So much cash money, and is king of the league of legends. God damn I want to be him
>>24706678
They're Hispanic though
>>24707151
Lmao.. Even qt Asians have him tatted on their tits
>>24705290
>If the guy isn't fat and he is Hispanic, there is a 99.999% chance he is attractive.
kek, if only that were true.
