>she's a vegetarian/vegan
Instant NOPE
>>24704409
That's a red flag for anyone though.
>>24704409
>she's not a virgin
>she has lots of guy friends
>drinks "socially"
>has tattoos or piercings beyond the ear lobes
>has hair dyed in an unnatural colour
Anyone ever smell vegan/vegetarian puss? I hear it smells super strong.
>>24704409
better that than tatts, piercings, smoking
>I don't care about anything
*>I'm immature all fuck and I'll take any excuse to claim superiority over you*
>talks about how she used to party hard
>says she "has no friends" and "doesn't leave the house"
>says all her ex boyfriends were "assholes"
>won't compromise but expects you to
>she's a liberal
Her name's Stephanie
>>24704445
Are you baiting or are you really this self-conscious?
I'm a lot more open minded about who I get a long with so my list of shit is more personal than aesthetic or social.
>Gets irrationally angry about stupid shit and seems to enjoy being upset
>Opinions that seem like they're copied from popular facebook pages
>Lack of common sense or decision making
>Tastes so entry level that they can't even recognize well known artists from before 2005
there's just too many to list man.
>>24704523
Those are all good.
Fuck off reddit.
She likes the show broad city
>>24704562
Fine, you got me if you're baiting.
>not a virgin
>18+ imageboard
>most girls lose virginity before 16
Either you're into little girls or a virgin yourself. Probably both.
>has lots of guy friends
Self-conscious
>drinks 'socially'
You should try it sometime, m8
>tattoos or piercings beyond earlobes
Have you never seen belly button rings on an attractive girl who has a flat stomach?
(Tattoos are gross to me too, but not a red flag.)
>hair dyed
I would agree red flag.
>>24704409
>Responds to texts with only one word like "haha" or "k"
>Doesn't use proper spelling and grammar when messaging you
>Initiates electronic conversations with "hey :)"
>Tattoos of any kind
>Lip, eyebrow, and nose piercings
>Smoker
>Serious SJW type
>Slut
>Vegetarian/Vegan
>>24704456
Meat causes strong BO, sounds like bullshit.
>>24704409
It's the morally right decision to make. Basically you are an asshole Chad for making other sentient creatures suffer for your enjoyment just because you can. For me it's a great green flag as it shows spine in many cases. No need to be obnoxious about it, but the obnoxious vegetarian is a meme and it's a very legit ethical question, again, you just need to know when to not to get into an argument over it.
>>24704445
>she's not a virgin
Over 18 it's alright I guess. If she lost her virginity before 16 it's kind of a red flag I'd say. I'd prefer a virgin gf too.
>she has lots of guy friends
If she's flirty with them, yeah. (And most girls are.)
>drinks "socially"
I don't have much of a social life but when I do go out, I do drink some beers. It's alright and makes things easier sometimes, getting drunk is stupid as fuck though and will almost always lead to stupid decisions. Boasting about being "a party animal" and "crazy" is a red flag though.
>has tattoos or piercings beyond the ear lobes
>has hair dyed in an unnatural colour
Yes, these simply show bad taste and are associated with trashy, contrarian people.
>>24704664
>Tattoos of any kind
No.
>Lip, eyebrow, and nose piercings
'and' as in, all three of these piercings?
Then yes, red flag.
Two or less? No.
>Smoker
Marijuana not a red flag.
Tabacco yes, a red flag.
>Serious SJW type
See picture
>Slut
See picture
>Vegetarian/Vegan
See picture
>>24704445
>tfw I managed to find a girl without any of these red flags
I didn't think any girl like that existed until I met here. I'm lucky as hell.
>>24704756
Guy you're responding to here. Tattoos and piercings are more based on a case by case basis but for the most part I'm not a fan in general and when both are present, especially with neon hair there's usually something wrong with the girl in general
>>24704409
I'm in love with a girl who has the most red flags of anybody I know.
>sexually active since 15
>partied through HS, now "lonely"
>cries about how men only like her for her looks
>uploads a shitload of professionally made photos of herself on facebook
>cries about how women are jealous of her looks
>has some tattoos
>pole dances because "it's a beautiful art that requires strength and femininity"
>suicidal
>unstable, says she has panic attacks
>really into esoteric/new agey bullshit
>thinks she's special, with supernatural powers (mind control, etc)
>searches for "enlightenment">claims she was raped and I kind of feel like an asshole for listing this as a red flag
Again, I'm in love with her but I'd never get into a relationship with her because there is a very good chance she'd make me miserable.
>>24704868
Yeah, can't say that tattoos are a turn on for me, either.
Piercings don't bother me, at all really. Just too many on the face is too much going on.
>neon hair
Totally agree. We're not in middle school emo scene anymore, amirite?
>mfw I crushed hard on emos back in middle school
>mfw I never got one to be my grillfriend
>I don't have a face
>feelsbadman.jpg
How do you feel about marijuana/tabacco individually?
>>24704756
Yea same
>>24704963
Tobacco is a definite no in all cases
Marijuana is fine if it's not a huge part of her life. Don't want to date a huge stoner. Like if it's just a little now and then is cool but I'd never never smoke with her
>>24705026
>but I'd never never smoke with her
Have you ever tried /weed/, friend?
>>24704807
Good, now fuck off normie shit stain
>>24704445
>>24704485
>>24704507
>>24704664
Found the Mormons.
>shes doesn't have eastern European features
>she doesnt know what kvas is
>she can't hold a squat for 30 seconds
>too many bagels
Thats it senpai, Thats it
>She owns a horse
>>24704643
>all those points are bullshit (except the dyed hair, that's real)
Kek you really are reddit
>>24704426
Is it a red flag if you're just doing to lose weight?
>>24705119
incorrect, I just don't like skanks
No because skinless chicken breast is literally lean protein and there is no excuse to cut it from diet :^)
>>24705214
>>24705153
well fuck blox
>>24705145
Even if I am Reddit, isn't Reddit better than the people on /r9k/?
You guys brag about being autist-virgin-NEETS
>>24704409
Yeah I hate girls that care about animals. They are the worst.
Fucking b8 threads
>overweight
>neon hair
>coloured contacts
>facial piercings
>tattoos
>part of harry potter or steven universe fandom
>>24705293
Hi redd!t t.bh f.am
>she was born a male
>>24705125
>Doesn't make a good lox eggs onions
>Doesn't own a tracksuit
>Doesn't smoke
My nigga.
>>24705353
what do u think about doctor who fans? or "whovians"? (fuck that hurt to type out)
>>24705353
>posting actual red flags in a meme thread
>>24705366
>she was born a male
>she
>unnatural hair colour
>gauged ears
>smoker
>excessive tattoos/piercings (or ANY meme/pop culture tattoo)
>no hobbies or interests outside of social media and netflix
that's really it for me.
>>24705366
correction
>"she" was born a male
>>24705390
If steven universe and harry potter = tumblr,
"Whovians" = reddit.
It's a small step above the first two, but that's not saying much. Would tolerate it if she kept it to herself tbqh
>>24704756
If its occasional weed smoking I'm okay with that, but stoner girls are fucking pure scum and L I T E R A L L Y all of them are whores. Most smoke darts too anyways.
>>24704643
This t b h couldn't agree with you more
>>24704409
>Has anything to say about gender studies classes
>Plays League of Legends
>>24705137
FUCKING.
THIS.
Every horse girl I've known is fucked in the head. I guarantee all of them broke their hymens on their horse which is why they're so unnaturally obsessed with them. Makes me feel sick thinking about it. They're almost always """country""" girls too which makes them even worse.
>>24704445
Roasties getting toastie at this post kek
>>24705479
>It's a small step above the first two
As someone who knows a massive SU fan as well as a massive Whovian, it isn't. Not even slightly. In fact it's even worse.
>Would tolerate it if she kept it to herself tbqh
She won't.
>she's not an intj
>shes not strongly right winged politically
>>24705507
>I guarantee all of them broke their hymens on their horse which is why they're so unnaturally obsessed with them.
...yeah buddy. They're the ones fucked in the head.
>>24705153
Like what >>24705214 said, things like skinless boobies of a bird is good. When you lose weight, protein is helpful for you. Chicken, fish and lean pork is all good. Protein is one of the things that helps your elasticity and keeps your muscles from shriveling so much.
>>24705479
Ive found there's some very attractive 13-16 yr old grills in the Harry Potter fandom
>>24705710
>it's even worse
Hmm... you learn something everyday
I'll write this down in my purely theoretical notes for my non-existent romantic life.
>>24705507
>implying they're not the best females you could possibly hope to attract
>>24705762
Google it, m80. It's a real thing.
>>24704756
i have never met a stoner girl that was not a huge fucking slut.
If she's had sex.
This should worry you for a number of reasons:
>why did she lose it?
>why can't she commit to a relationship?
>why do men leave her?
>why is she so willing to give that away?
>will she leave me as easily?
>why are her relationships unstable?
>should my children have such a fickle mother?
>do I want my children taken away from me?
etc.
>>24704409
>start connecting with oneitis
>find out she has tons of male friends
>nopethefuckout.jpg
>>24704501
Holy fuck i dated a girl that had all if these
Why is r9k ALWAYS right?
here's a few...
>>24706237
>why did she lose it?
Usually, because sex feels good and everyone has it.
>why can't she commit to a relationship?
Because in modern society, the risks associated with sex can be minimized if you're smart, so it doesn't have to be saved for "the one". Also, just because you committed to a relationship doesn't mean you should hold onto it if you realize it's not working out. Breaking up is a normal, healthy part of life.
>why do men leave her?
Who says they have?
>why is she so willing to give that away?
A) Who says she is? B) Why are you so strict about hanging on to it?
>will she leave me as easily?
Baseless question.
>why are her relationships unstable?
Baseless question.
>should my children have such a fickle mother?
Baseless question.
>do I want my children taken away from me?
Baseless question.
>>24706423
>I can't answer them properly so I'll pretend they don't matter
lol
>>24705507
>broke their hymens on their horse
under*
>>24706472
Nah, they were just based on assumptions that either a) don't directly follow from "she has had sex, therefore..." (i.e., there's missing logical steps) or b) they were repetitive questions based on the same assumptions I'd responded to above.
>>24706542
So what you're saying is he's justified in not wanting a partner who has had sex before him.
>>24706472
learn logic, kuk
logic is like, u know, scaience, with a set of clear rules
>>24705153
yeah. getting to and maintaining a healthy weight is about creating good habits.
starving yourself or going vegan until you hit goal weight and then returning to your old diet is going to result in gaining the weight back
red flag: being to dum to understand basic health and hygiene.
>>24704643
educate yourself
>>24705119
Found the toasty roastie.
>not a vegetarian
>tattoos
>makeup
if you hate vegetarian girls youre probably the sort of faggot who prefers porn where the girls have boy names
>>24706650
I'm not sure where you're getting that, because I'm not saying that at all.
But I mean, I guess it is technically true; he can WANT whatever he wants in a partner and that's fine. But it's certainly not that reasonable to say that not being a virgin is a "red flag" or an indicator of instability.
literally have no interest in fucking a virgin Tbh
im glad the girls i fucked had already been with a guy
dont want to deal with the awkwardness and the clinginess it brings
>>24706839
see >>24706237
it's a red flag
>>24704409
>She's a rich white girl who won't shut the fuck up
>She does gender studies
>She does literally nothing with herself except work and drink
I mean that's it really. I can't stand listening to useless bullshit from women and it comes mostly in the form of white girls.
>has XX chromosomes
into the fucking trash it goes
>>24706881
That post you quoted (>>24706237) is the one I've been talking about this entire time. Follow the backlinks back to it.
>Is "Polyamorous"
>Has a septum piercing
>"Problematic" glasses
>>24706884
>r9k fag and eggscumlion sub, im done
dyed hair
non-ear lobe piercings
frequently wears makeup
>>24706936
Whats the matter senpai? You're jealous this man can get a qt azn gf?
>>24704409
>She's got a penis.
>>24706723
>marriage
>2015
kek
You're just going to be a beta-provider anyway. Face it, that's why you browse /r9k/.
I see many of you mentioning dyed hair as a red flag.
What does this indicate about a girl?
>>24707237
attention seeker
>>24707237
Dying hair to a 'natural color'
>blonde to brunette
is acceptable
Dying hair to 'unnatural colors'
>pink
>neon green
>violet
Screams that she's a nut case
>she watches anime and/or reads manga
>>24706693
What if I just don't like meat
>and the only meat I did like was cheeseburgers and fried chicken
>and I can't just be like "oh I'll just have one"
>then I'd eat 30 cheeseburgers and gain 10 pounds
>every time
I think I was like an alcoholic but with cheeseburgers....
Vegetarian food is pretty good too.
>>24704507
Most girls today are liberal. That's why there is a rising in bitching activities now a day.
>>24704409
>She's a vegan
>She's "pansexual"
>She's a liberal
>She's a feminist
>She wonders why she's never been in a stable relationship
>mfw I know a girl like this
>>24707348
Are you insinuating that you're a grill?
I'll have you no that there are no grills on the internet.
>>24705507
>know girl who has horse
>broke hymen on horse at like 12
>it grew back into like a super hymen
>apparently couldn't fuck with it
>it wouldn't break
>so she broke it with a hair brush in her bathtub
>said there was blood everywhere
>>24707390
I'm not a grill I'm a vegetarian why would I have a grill
>>24707391
HAWT
PLZ MOAR
>>24707391
real or fake, made me reply
>>24707513
I can promise it's real
Cause that was my fucking face when she was telling me this shit
What is it with girls and horses that drives them fucking insane
>>24704409
>legitimate red flags for girls
She is NOT a vegan
FTFY
>>24707534
Please tell us more stories, anon.
>>24704521
That hurts more than you could know pal
>gf is vegan
>watched Earthlings
>now I'm vegan too
A-am I fucked guys ?
>vegetarian
>smoker
>tattoos/piercings
>unnatural hair colour
>english
>too into music/normie culture
>feminism
>isn't mildly racist
Just want I qt I could bring to my parents and be proud lads
>>24707800
How can you enjoy anything ever?
Serious question lad.
>>24704445
These are like the official red flags
>>24707831
Well it's a smaller change than you think. Still have epic meals. I still eat a lot of junk food but it's vegan junk food. I have some limitation for food in the street but it's really a small inconvenience. Now, instead of buying Mcdonalds for lunch, I just pack a sandwich the morning. It take 5 minutes.
The frightening thing was to question myself. I thought I knew what was going on in the world and it turn out, I didn't.
>has an instagram
>>24704409
>she's not a vegetarian/vegan
I'm not even vegetarian but girls eating meat is really disgusting somehow
Feminists. That means shes one of the worst types, 100% toxic unless she can have reasonable discussion on it.
>>24705872
>plants don't have any proteins
>>24706693
>vegan or starving yourself
vegan diet has absolutely every nutrient your body needs except for b12, which you need to supplement.
Its disgusting how people are willingly delusional at this topic. A vegan diet is the best choice to gain maximum strength and health. I am not a vegan myself, because I am a poorfag but I am not so delusional to claim that meat is better.
>>24704643
>being this much of a newfag normie shit
Holy fuck, please fuck off from my board
>>24704409
But I'm vegan, familam. A vegan gf is kind of a must outside of just sex.
For me,
>sjw
>identifies as a pothead or anything similar
>has male friends outside of social media
>is religious enough to bring it up in conversation or actually goes to church
>>24709731
It has b12 too, familam. If you want to buy algae powder and shit. Or if you grow your own vegetables. B12 comes from the fround, not from meat. People who eat meat are getting it supplemeneted anyway since they don't let animals get it naturally and supplement it in their food and their body once it's food.
Half the US population is b12 deficient anyway. Everyone should take b12 sups.
Vegan food is cheaper btw, familam. Unless you're buying fake meat stuff.
>>24707010
>she
>penis
Can't choose both tbqh
>>24704445
>not a virgin
sorry dude but any girl over 18 this is going to be rare to come by and you just need to accept it. Plus having someone who knows what they are doing in bed is better than a virgin.
>>24710111
>most women are worthless human beings
Yeah we know.
>>24710075
>Or if you grow your own vegetables. B12 comes from the fround, not from meat.
I know, but I feel really sick when eating from the ground. I always wash my fruits and vegetables now.
>Vegan food is cheaper btw, familam. Unless you're buying fake meat stuff.
Apparently, but the fact that vegetables are not as calorie dense as meat makes it necessary to eat vegan food in bigger volumes than meat.
I already made several lists comparing the price and a vegan diet will result in ca. 7EUR per day, while a vegetarian diet will only cost me 4.5EUR per day.
>>24709851
>But I'm vegan
Sounds like you need a boyfriend
>>24705507
hymen breaking through horse riding is a myth spread by sleazy horse girls
>>24704933
i dated a crazy girl once (legit mental disorder crazy) and i do not recommend it for anyone especially if its your first time. As much as you "love" them they maybe "love" you back but not properly as they are just pretending to as their fucked up mind is making them think like that. Find someone who is more stable and knows what they are doing. It will be much worth it in the long run.
>>24710117
So are you going to stay with the first woman that has sex with you forever? Because if not you just have double standards.
>>24710169
>most
>her hobbies are either netflix & chill or male-only tier, like anime, vidya and shit, if she's into that, she's a huuuuge slut
>vegetarian and animal protector
>can't cook
>Never makes the first move
>>24704756
>Marijuana
>not a red flag
wew
>pic related hairstyle
>Fat
>Beard
>Doesn't like Jojo
>Smelly
>Sharing his masturbation habits
>>24710227
>can't read
>>24710227
>Doesn't like Jojo
I can't believe that a lot of people don't like it because of the artstyle
wryyyding the manga is the best thing a human can do these times.
>>24710169
I'm not that guy, but I would. Why wouldn't I?
If I were to have sex with her, then we would be in a serious long-term relationship, and so I would want to spend the rest of my life with her.
Having sex with someone who you don't want to be with forever is as degenerate as it gets.
I know this qt who is gluten free and her body type is amazing. The gluten free shit mite by hippie gargabe but damn senpai she is fine baka
>>24706237
Main reason is because peer pressure and wanting to fit in. I am not saying girls loose virginity to anyone just because of it, I am saying they think that they "love" someone too early when in reality they don't love the person. They think that is the upper limit and love does not exist anyway so they fuck around with their bfs and break up easily. Once they, if they find true love they are usually sorry for loosing it with shitty bfs before. I am not talking about outgoing casual whores here. Im talking about your question why did they break up and stuff.
>>24705278
Those are two irrelevant characteristics.
You could be a successful fucking Chad, and I'd still think you're based for having anything other than the dogshit opinions you just posted.
Holy God. Fucking awful.
>>24710277
>loose
can't believe I wasted my time reading the first sentence of this post
>>24704756
>Marijuana not a red flag.
>Lol weed xD
>I'm such a stoner omg
>LMAO
No thank you.
>>24704551
That's every woman.
>>24704933
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
What the FUCK. I knew a chick that hit all of these except for pole dancing. You even got the fucking age she started fucking guys.
Needless to say, it went really well.
Good God. What a waste. Such a perfect body.
>>24705293
>Yeah I hate girls that care about animals. They are the worst.
yeah there pretty shallow in general
>>24710302
I smoke weed once or twice a month with my gf. She doesn't act like that and most casual users don't.
Potheads identifying with a smoking "lifestyle" =/= people who smoke occasionally
>she uses male pronoun but act all girly
>she says she gay but it's not
fuck you genderqueers
>she likes to have her clitoris sucked
nigga that is the gayest shit
>>24710371
Dude, ANYONE claiming they're "gender whatever" or even "bisexual" are an INSTANT nope.
>>24710407
yeah i agree but those kind of trans boys whatever piss me off for some reasons
>>24710302
If you legit smoke the stuff every once in a while, then you don't plaster it around like a scene kid with their title, only fuckers who are trying to fit in so hard will call themselves stoners to seem 'unique'. Only do it when i've had a stressed as fuck day at work to relax, and when I don't feel like booze.
>>24704756
>weed is ok
>tobacco is a red flag
Wew boi, us stoners right lmao xD
>>24704933
>claims she was raped and I kind of feel like an asshole for listing this as a red flag
So many women, especially American women, claim this that unless they provide some sort of evidence that a man was found guilty of the crime of rape in court, I'm just going to immediately dismiss it. You shouldn't feel bad for this, women should feel bad for forcing men to respond to this.
>>24704409
>he's a virgitarian/virgin
Instant NOPE
>>24709731
>ts disgusting how people are willingly delusional at this topic. A vegan diet is the best choice to gain maximum strength and health. I am not a vegan myself, because I am a poorfag but I am not so delusional to claim that meat is better.
It's funny when you're delusional and you're calling other people delusional
>>24705507
Thank you, horse ladies are fucked in the head
>>24704409
>She doesn't like Burke
>She hates Dr Pepper
>She likes Paine
NO BURKE
NO PERKS
If she's dated more than 1 black dude
She wears a star of david necklace
>>24707320
this won't seem like a bug deal to most guys here because they want a girl to watch their faggy shows with but weeb girls are massive sluts 9/10 times, it is disgusting, she will literally flirt with guys online while you're sitting next to her, and eventually meet them to fuck or leave you.lost my virginity to one, true story.
>>24712651
you're not reading the signs you big homo. you haven't laid claim to her. she's showing that she's horny and is able to get sex. it's a challenge, but you have a head start. she does that in front of you on purpose to make you fuck her.
>>24706280
Because /r9k/ is a less hopeful /pol/
She drives a car. Instant red flag for me desu. If you can't be dependent on me for rides what will keep you around?
>>24704521
Holy shit I came to this thread feeling depressed over a girl named Stephanie
Ultimate red flag
>is a woman
avoid like the plague
>>24709762
REEEEEEEEEE NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>has an instagram/snapchat
>unnatural colored hair
>fake blonde hair
>fat
>politically loudmouthed
>nonwhite
>has more than 2 tattoos
>has a booger ring nose piercing
>thinks history is boring
>likes mainstream pop music
>has no hobbies
>>24714432
>thinks history is boring
Found the roastie
>>24705366
Green actually means go.
>>24704409
>chipped nail varnish
you know she's a slag then
>>24714432
>has more than 2 tattoos
Any tattoo on a woman is a whorestamp, kuck.
>>24704521
This made me laugh. Stephanie's are always the most evil type of Stacy's.
>>24704551
>Gets irrationally angry about stupid shit and seems to enjoy being upset
>Opinions that seem like they're copied from popular facebook pages
>Lack of common sense or decision making
>Tastes so entry level that they can't even recognize well known artists from before 2005
Hate to break it to you but you just described every female ever
>>24704933
Can't wait for you to OP a thread about how woman are horrible and shit, mr future cvck
>>24704409
>fat or overweight
>has hair in unnatural color
>tattoos or piercings besides the ear lobe
>has beta orbiters
>poor hygiene/ manners
>smokes or does drugs
>Thinks Netflix is a hobby
>Says she likes to travel
>Wears booty shorts
>Wears a baseball cap
>Dyed her hair dirty blonde
>Women's/Gender Studies
>Says "I only get along with guys"
>Has more than two exes
>Has an Instagram account
>>24704933
DON'T DO IT BITCH
>>24706402
My gf actually has less redflags than i expected, she's also fat but for me that's not a redflag if you get what i mean.
>slut
>feminist
>won't be willing to convert to islam
>>24710111
>>24704523
>>24704727
roasties get out NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
