Why doesn't chad want your pussy?
>>24702534
he does want my pussy, he just doesn't stick around afterwards which is cool with me. I don't think I could handle having a Chad bf, way too intimidating.
>>24702534
I'm morbidly obese.
Hostess cakes and dying before 50>chadcock
He does, he just can't get it because he's a $12 an hour loser.
>>24702534
theres no such thing as fembots you fucking moron
>>24702575
how would you know? you have only experienced hostess cakes you fatty
>>24702947
Once you've experienced Hostess cakes, that is the culmination of your life. No reason to try anymore after that.
>>24703018
I agree, but Little Debbie brand is better than Hostess
99% of the supposed "females" on this board all boast about having a boyfriend, multiple ex-boyfriends etc..
Women cant be lonely.
Because for some reason men only like dating garbage whores and not nice girls like me.
>>24703198
>women
>not garbage
No one does, so why would he.
Chad here. I'm taking any femanon into consideration for one pity fuck. I'll make you feel nice and wanted and then I'll leave. So who wants their pussies crushed?
>>24703198
What makes you "nicer" than all of the other bimbos?
Because my shit's all fucked up with health problems.
>>24704404
What, are you a cripple or something?
As long as your health problems don't include you being obese or a burn victim, you shouldn't have a problem getting a man.
>>24704005
>nice
there's that word again, stop being so entitled rah rah.
>>24703198
Well, let's see how un-garbage you are.
>>24704632
Who the fuck is rah rah?
The girl described herself as nice, so I want to know what makes her nice compared to all the other floozies out there.
>>24704573
>What, are you a cripple or something?
Close. I can't move well or walk without support and suffer seizures on a semi-regular basis. Also mental issues like being an autismo. My blood is pretty bad. You're probably right, I could maybe manage to get pumped and dumped, but I don't want that.
>>24704573
>Implying Chad will take a cripple
>>24704690
I imagine you'd probably be able to get a good relationship, actually. Most guys, myself included, have this deep desire to be depended on. If you see that a woman needs you, you feel wanted, desired, and appreciated. A serious medical issue amplifies this.
And hey, maybe it's all wrong to look at it like that, but it's what people do.
No idea but I don't really care anyways, I live in a small redneck town. Lots of chads but they're dumb and very trashy, I don't like them and I'm sure they don't like me. I do have a wonderful bf that I love very much but I only know him from the Internet and he lives 1000 miles away
>>24704719
I would take a cripple if she was good looking didn't bother me for money and was kind and we complimented each other well.
Quit Trallin silly.
>>24704821
Yeah but ur not Chad..
>>24704821
I apologize for using the word cripple, in hindsight that was a poor decision.
>>24704843
I'm super Mario!
Wahooo
>tfw I don't have a cripple gf to care for and carry around.
>will never help her bathe or cook or tuck her into bed at night
;_;
>>24703950
I'm a straight man and this turned me on.
>know this girl
>literally the ugliest girl I've ever met
>has not been single for more than 3 months since high school
>she considers 3 months "a long time" to be single
>>24702534
Im new to r9k. What does chad mean?
>>24703198
this as fuck to be perfectly honest family i shake my fucking head
>>24705379
cumming hard and dancing
>>24702534
probably because i dont go outside and have never become even remotely acquainted with chad or any male for that matter
>>24703780
I want your pussy though.
>>24703198
Nice but fugly as hell is not a good combo. Prove yourself or have a shitty evening