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What should I do /r9k/
I my gay co-worker that my flaccid dick doesn't fit inside of a Gatorade bottle and now he keeps teasing me about it.
>tfw bullied for your big dick
Also can some one make a Gatorade pepe?
>>24701844
I told * my gay coworker
Hey gay coworker!
>Oh hey Anon! How's it been?
Ah it's going alright. Found out last week that I couldn't fit my dick in a Gatorade bottle. What a madman I am, right?
>Anon what the fuck
This is how the convo went probably
>>24701844
Maybe you should blame the Jews.
>>24701844
>confusing a chode for a big dick
Oh anon....
>>24701844
Post pics op
N-no homo
>>24702015
If OP posts flaccid dick pick, I'll post flaccid dick pick with timestamp
>>24701906
LOL no.
It went like this.
>Out on our route in the truck together
>Buy a Gatorade early in the day
>drink gatorade
>later got to piss very badly but no bathroom or wooded area in sight
>Complain to coworker and demand we take detour
>Tells me to just use the Gatorade bottle(guys do this all the time on route)
>Tell him I cant without saying why
>"Just piss in the bottle so we can get back to work."
>tells me to stop being a bitch about it
>Get upset about being teased and tell him the truth
>he looks at me weird but agrees to drive off route to a bathroom
I thought it was no big deal but he has been making comments lately. I blush easily and he is pretty foul mouthed.
Our work relationship went from total bros to sexual harassment.
>>24702026
This is now a dick thread
OP if you would start us off please
>>24702233
Not OP but I'm the guy who said I'd post my flaccid dick.
>>24702367
Thanks, we're off to a good start
Nice willy
Op follow up
>>24702151
You're a liar, there's no way your flaccid cock can't fit in it
>>24702367
That's a nice penis
>>24702596
I want to take pride in this compliment, but I know it's coming from a guy...
>>24701844
Big dick problems thread?
>Flaccid
>Cant fit inside gatorade bottle
Yeah no. Fucking kill yourself for having a tiny 4 inch dick
>tfw can't fit dick in apple watch
>>24702628
Guys know penises better than girls. It's more of a compliment if it comes from a guy.
I'm gay too
>>24702596
For you :----^)
>>24702367
>>24702658
>tfw your dick is starting to get hard looking at other men's dicks
whelp I guess it's time for me to leave to
>>>/lgbt/
>>24702894
>tfw your dick gets hard looking at your own dick
>>24703014
>tfw getting hard to dick getting hard over own dick
>my dick when this thread
fug
is there hope for me senpai?
>>24703577
Maybe but only if you leave
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/hm/
