If you go to a con, the likelihood of you being the most autistic person there drops significantly.
But then I would have to deal with the con smell and if I put on a gas mask I would get kicked out
>>24701698
i want to cosplay more but i get scared showing off my body since a lot of my favorite characters wear more revealing clothes
So you would think, until you realize 99% of the people there are regular people with friends and even gf/bf.
That's when I noticed I was really missing something as a human, and that I was probably destined to be a robot.
>>24701803
>kicked out for a gas mask
You know how many people wear gas masks at cons? A lot.
>>24701698
If I didn't go to the con, then I have exactly zero chance of being the most autistic person there, since I wouldn't even be physically there.
>>24701854
shut the fuck up roastie, no one cares
If you go to /r9k/, the likelihood of you being the most autistic person there drops significantly.
>KV
>go to con
>see girls like pic related with boyfriends and friends
>realize that I'm unwanted by everyone
>run crying back to solitude
>>24701698
I think you are underestimating just how autistic I actually am
>>24701941
you have a shit personality. If such an ugly beast can get people to care about her and you can't, it's undeniable proof you deserve where you are in life.
>>24701964
>you think I don't already know this
>go to con alone because no friends
>since I'm there try to make friends too
>90% of the people there are still in high school
>you're in your early 30's
It was kinda depressing, so I just went back to enjoying my animes.
It's all normies now
>>24701941
Girls like pic related have boyfriends because people like you make having a gf the be all end all goal.
>>24702035
I know that feel, kind of.
>Go to con alone because no weeb friends
>Try to talk about anime with other con goers
>Everybody is new as fuck
>Galaxy Angel? Blank stares
>Nadesico? Blank stares
>Start just asking people how many series they've finished
>5
>13
>20 or so
>Highest answer I get is 47
>Guy is in his 30s
>Anime spreadsheet had 170 entries at the time
>Give up and spend the remaining day and a half looking at the attention whores in their skimpy cosplay and chain smoking.
>Repeat for the next two years and again this coming March
Help.
>>24702823
Galaxy Angel??????
Nadesico????
???
>>24701698
Goose bump ass
I went to one a few years ago. I sawtwo girls who were amazing looking. One cosplayd as Kagamine Rin and the other just had some black flowery kimono on. Both were Asian, but I didn't talk to them, sadly. They probably had boyfriends anyway, they were too pretty to be single.
>>24702877
I don't get it. Are you trying to bait or do you really not know how google works?
are convention girls easy in the sexual way? I'm supposedly attractive (my grandma says so) and I'm 6'1" and 170lbs and would like to wet my willy for the first time ever. I won't have to take her home to my place since I'll maybe have a hotel or she might.
I don't care if she's fat and ugly since I think the hot ones will be conceited. Will I get my willy wet? I like to watch Yu Yu Hakusho so I can dress as Hiei even though he's short.
even if that was true, it wouldn't change anything. people don't care how autistic you are compared to everyone else, they just care how autistic you are.
>>24703060They still want Chad
No, conventions are full of normies.
cons are boring as shit what the fuck do you even do there if you don't buy things.
>>24703302
they usually have events to try out, and you can socialize and it'll seem easier because everyone there has a mutual interest
>>24702823
>Galaxy Angel
My man
>Go to con alone to see a special guest
>Buy up all the cels of Forte for super cheap from a guy selling anime cels (the bad taste of others benefits me once again)
>Guy looking through other older anime cels compliments me for my fine tastes in anime
Not so bad
But then again, I don't go to cons to socialize
I only ever went to specific cons to see certain special guests from Japan
>>24703371
This. Also industry panels and junk if you're into that.
>>24703228
If I dress up as Yusuke will that make a difference?
>>24701698
I WANT FUCK ASS
>>24703371
but i dont talk to strangers.
>>24703428
and im afraid to see celebrities in real life.
i guess i get why others like them but they're not for me.
>>24703411
>Buy cels for cheap
Fucking how? The cheapest ones I've seen were still several hundred dollars and they weren't even interesting to me.
Is every con full of SnK and KlK for everyone else? I can get down with the KlK since I can 'mire dem titties but all the cons around here are normie-central now. Really irks me. Even mainstream stuff like K-On merch is hard to find now.
Ah well. I just get day-drunk and walk around looking at ass all day. Then I go home and masturbate.
>tfw not autistic about anything
>tfw wish I had some sperglord hobby that I poured all of my passion into
>tfw shitty jack of all trades instead
>>24703465
What?
There are hundreds of cels from various series on ebay right now for 5 bucks or less
I guess it depends on the series though.
Evangelion cels can cost hundreds or even thousands
Less popular anime cels can be bought for dirt cheap
Galaxy Angel cels seem to be on the more expensive side on ebay, but I have found them for quite cheap in person and on yahoo auctions japan
>>24703465
Cels can be ridiculously cheap. I like to get the ones which are from unknown shows.
>>24702008
At least I made a neat pattern.
>>24702008
>thinks being asocial makes themselves an introvert
........doesn't it?
My understanding was that 'asocial' and 'introverted' were pretty much redundant terms for the same thing.
>>24702008
i like strawmans too tbqh
>>24703698
I think its meant more along the lines of
"you're pretending to like being an introvert even though you'd take the chance at being a normie if it was given to you"
>>24701854
>WAAHHH!! CHAD WONT BE LOOKING AT ME SO I DONT WANT TO WEAR IT FOR BETAS
>>24702008
Huh. Maybe I don't belong here.
>>24703906
nah, you're just a mouse/wageslave like me
>>24703457
>but i dont talk to strangers.
how can you form relationships with other people if you dont try
>>24703613
>>24703646
I figured you meant at the cons. All the cells available at the one booth selling them started at about $100 apiece and went all the way up to $2,500 or so.
