> you make her laugh
> he makes her cum
Why?
1. Women think that guys who crack jokes are already happy, so they don't feel it is necessary to try to make them happy. Obviously, comics hide their sadness behind laughter, so the women are wrong to do this. It's why so many comedians are depressed and an hero.
2. Women are ungrateful bitches who understand how much funny guys do for them (they make them feel good through laughter) but just use them without giving any repayment.
>>24701506
>being able to make her laugh
check your privilege normie scum REEEEEEEEEE
>you make her frown
>he fucks her in the brown
>you're someone she talks to, leans on and trusts
>chad eats her share of pizza, leaving only the crusts
>you always surprise her with such thoughtful gifts
>when she falls asleep, chad staples her tits
>you dream up new ways to win her true love
>she screams as chad bites the head off the dove
>you try really hard to impress her dad
>chad puts his cigarettes out in her vag
>you tell her the things that inspire you most
>chad instagrams 300 pics of her roast
>you notice her haircut, a style you can't miss!
>chad makes her wear burkas, then soaks her in piss
>you hope she's impressed by your high tech new phone
>chad forces her to watch Attack of the Clones
>you invite her to check out new games at the mall
>chad makes her fellate him while he whistles bird calls
>you accepted her race, immigrants to your town
>chad calls her "shitskin" because she is brown
>you beg her to judge your impressionist art
>chad makes her closely examine his sharts
>even when she gets fat, you say she's skinny
>chad makes her paint his warhammer minis
>you drive 30 miles to watch her sick cat
>chad tells her mother that she's into scat
>you buy her steam games, not even on sale
>chad makes her start the transition to male
>she comes to your birthday with gifts that she baked
>but she brings chad along, and he shits on the cake
>she tries to keep you inside the friendzone
>but you date chad instead, and she dies alone
>>24701506
>she begs for his pole
>Chad gives you his hole
>you're thinking of fish and chips
>he's fucking all the nips
take a guess
>>24702192
u no pham just fuck women this describes all women in the world
>>24702192
>a average
Damn bitches trying to troll, not realizing that trolling is a art.
I have pretty bad and seemingly chronic anemia that renders me incapable of an erection.
My girl either didn't care at first, or convinced herself that I she could nurse me back to health and I would get better. Eventually it started to get to her and I told her she could fuck whoever she wanted.
She was really shocked at first but I assured her I was cool with it and then let slip that I thought it'd be kind of hot to watch. It took her maybe a week to find a guy who could fuck her, and about a year to find one who could fuck her with me in the room.
Now I sit here and watch huge, ripped 40+ year old veteran pound my 24 year old girl's pussy into a flooded pool of cream and enjoy it.
>>24701506
this hits close to home
>you can't even get her deets
>chad has her under his sheets
>you cry that life is unfair
>chad shoots his splooge into her hair
>you spend every night alone
>chad has a cute girl waiting at home
>You pray to Wotan
>Chad's dick is bigger than a Jotunn's
>You dream of plowing the sea in a longship
>Chad creams as she tightens her strong grip
>she tells her friends you're a wussy
>Chad wants you in his boipussy
>>24702076
ebin plot twist m8
>>24702115
>you're about to kill yourself
>chad's keeping bitches on the shelf
