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So who else /devilish/ here?
>Enables ads on YouTube
>wait for those ads that say nothing until after the skip timer
>"Hey thanks for not ski-"
>skips ad
>>24701441
>get asked when I purchase something in a store to take a online survey.
>say sure I will do it
I don't do it
>>24701441
>When I was in highschool
>Putting in lunch money
>Sign says "do not use cash"
>Uses cash anyway
>>24701876
Lol what do they expect you to use?
>>24701876
Doesn't that fuck you over? "Do not use cash" Therefore, it charges to your account. Yet, you still payed in full while in line. Fucking keked.
>Say that jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>Know it actually can.
>>24701935
I'm this poster and I'm a retarded nigger shit.
>>24701969
Ohhhh man thanks for supplying me with a hearty Kek today. I needed it bro.
>>24701668
I'm trying to figure out what universe corporate lives in that they think people would be willing to do this
>Hey, thanks for eating at my restaurant and paying
>By the way, when you get home and enjoy the rest of your night doing things in your private life, would you mind going to a webpage, entering a 30 digit code and taking a 10 minute survey?
>see pc vs console heated debate online
>jump in saying console can outperform powerful pc.
>induce rage from pc elitist
i own a powerful pc.
>>24702034
I do it because no one does gamestop surveys and if the guy was nice to me i give him a good rating
>>24701441
>post devilish things in thread
>mfw when I am a normie kek who never breaks the rules
>Dose strangers drinks with large quantities of LSD, forcing them to undergo life-changing introspective experiences, confronting them with the darkest parts of their psyches
Who /getpeopleinstitutionalised/ here
>>24701441
>Have you ever thought about killing yourself?
>No, never.
>Actually think of suicide every day.
kek
>sit next to qt girl on the bus
>decide to try and ask her to coffee
>never done this
>physically shaking
>knees weak
>mom's spaghetti
>"d-do you want to go out sometime? I think you're cute."
>she scoffs and says no
>like I'm not worthy of her or something
>stealthily follow her around after that til she gets home
>notice she has a car
>2011 Camry
>take a massive shit on it and smear it everywhere, door handles especially
>slash her tires
>key SLUT all over it
That'll show her
>>24702088
Thats harsh. I did shrooms once thought I was dying for a couple of minutes.
don't you consider it a waste of LSD though?
>>24702149
Hahaha. I don't have the courage to do something like that. Props m8
>"how you doing anon"
>"pretty good, thanks, how bout you?"
meanwhile
>not doing pretty good
>don't care how they're doing
call the fucking police on me i don't think i can stop myself
>>24702088
youre lying, but that is still really fucking stupid
>>24702149
whew lad, that some extreme shit
>be at work
>customers come in. It's morning
>I say good evening.
>confuse them
>mfw
>>24702153
I consider it an extremely good use of LSD
>>24702203
Don't leave your water bottle lying about :^)
>>24702239
Forgot my image
This is an orginal reply you douche robot
>>24702258
Assuming you have done LSD. how does it compare to shrooms?
>>24702277
It's different, much more interospective as opposed to just visual. Much more intense. Effects last longer.
>>24702309
Hmm I would like to try but where I live it's hard to find anything. Mostly meth where I live and I don't do that crap.
>blackmail mommy into buying parts and letting me build a $2000 gaming computer by threatening to kill myself if she doesn't.
>only use it to shitpost
>>24702383
Top kek
I wish my mommy could be persuaded this way
>>24702360
If you do it, make sure you are happy, comfortable, and in a safe space
And don't start with 3 tabs like I stupidly did
>>24702383
>by threatening to kill myself if she doesn't
kek'd anon, I doubt that my mum would put up with that
>>24702057
kekarino
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>>24702057
In do this but with atheists. I always use the most retarded Christian logic possible.
>>24702421
>>24702428
I'm her only family, my dad is dead and I was such an unholy terror of a sperg that I drove any guy she tried be with away. Now I have right where I want her, she wants her precious baby boy to live no matter what. Jokes on her though as soon as she dies or finally gets fed up with me enough to kick me out or make me get a job then I really will kill myself.
>get prescribed Xanax XR
>they take too long to take effect
>crush them up so to nullify the XR effect
>next appointment doc asks if the meds are good
>say everything is fine
>get same RX for the XRs again
>it's not fine because I really just wanted regular Xanax
>>24702552
I know that feel. I will kill myself as soon as my parents have kicked the bucket, right now I'm just trying to get as much money as possible so that my debt doesn't get passed on to my 8 siblings when I an hero.
>>24702592
Iktf
I'm prescribed klonopin for panic attacks. Accidentally let the doctor talk me down from two a day to one a day. Now anxiety and panic attacks are worse but too scared to tell them I think I need it boosted because I think that they will think that I am abusing it and cut me off from it
